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it's too bad smoking is expensive and bad for you and everyone around you because we will never be able to replace the specific intimacy of lighting someone else's cigarette for them

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#quoteoftheday #quotes #love quote life quotes #love quotes #crush quotes #unrequited affection #unrequited pining #unrequited crush

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there's a special place in heaven for people who make horny manips

“You are beautiful.”

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Bridgerton as Brooklyn 99

Penelope when Eloise finds out her secret

Eloise after “breaking up” with Theo

Anthony in every interaction with Kate

Colin being confused after his kiss with Penelope

When Kate and Anthony hide in the closet

Colin with Penelope int the future, probably

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colin and penelope being on crack for 3 minutes

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Happy international asexuality day to Ryan Lucan specifically

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i haven't simped for fictional men in years but then... ryan motherfuckin lucan...

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angsty bruno for the tl

#bruno #encanto #lin manuel miranda #bruno madrigal #we don't talk about bruno #disney

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*googles 'how to get married to a drawing'*

What if we were rival chefs, but it was raining, and there was only one dry smoking spot under the awning?

(What if I noticed you were shivering?)

Click for full quality.

A little drawing for the #ChefsKissAU that I have brewing with @cyanspica

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guysss one of the best fanfics on earth is going to be updated, I'm gonna lose it

just opened my fanfic for the first time in over a year. it’s happening guys

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Fuck you MS Word and your stupid refinement suggestions. I will use ‘sort of’ and ‘actually’ and ‘really quite very’ to my heart’s content and your pedantic English teacher passive-aggression won’t stop me.

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this is deadass one of the best things I've read in my life, it's so full of details and believable and aaksjsjjshjsjsjs love pure love

The Choices We Make

Pairing: Alexander Hamilton x Thomas Jefferson

Warnings: Language, suggestive material, mentions of alcohol, angst, death, hurt/ absolutely no comfort, and remaining opened questions.

I bet you thought you saw the last of me, huh? Nah but who let me post this? I haven’t posted something since February? March? It’s been a rough couple of months but I found some inspiration, so that’s good right? But yeah, here’s something short and not sweet! Hope you enjoy! Thanks Louise for the title, you know I love you! Tell me what you think! It’s my first Jamilton fic, so I’m up for some feedback!

The lake was where his life changed. Thomas can remember the day very well. He was just a kid, hopelessly dreaming and vulnerable, giving everything for the world to take. It brought him beautiful memories every time he visited; a great view of the city before him, a secluded gathering.

The air was brim against his skin, settling in an uncomfortable way. He usually enjoyed the cold, but not tonight. Tonight was different.

His blood was flowing, head spinning. He could still taste the bitter alcohol swirling in his mouth. Thomas never drank except for the occasion, and if he had any say in it, he would believe that tonight had set the mood.

Small footsteps approached, but he didn’t dare flinch. There didn’t seem to be a point anymore, time was limited anyways.

Keep reading

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#hamilton #hamilton the musical #george washington #hamilton memes #evil meme #lin manuel miranda #broadway #musical theatre

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since halloween’s right around the corner here’s a reminder from your local Jewish Person to not dress up in antisemitic caricatures ie as a stereotypical jew (big nose, yalmulke, payot, dark curly hair, etc), it’s not funny and it’s incredibly offensive. my people are not costumes and neither is our culture.

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Hey, so they’re making a Netflix Harry Potter.

With that in mind, we’re all gonna remember that JKR is a terf who has literally been cited by legislators engaged in legislation that actively harms trans people, and we’re not gonna give her any more money.

That means not streaming the new show on Netflix, because regardless of how much influence she has on the production, she gets paid for it.

We’re gonna make the show flop. We’re gonna show Warner Brothers that we don’t forget (of course, how would we forget, it isn’t as if she’s stopped), and that their business association with terfs is no longer profitable.

It is NOT like Lovecraft, because Lovecraft is very dead and his works are in the public domain. By consuming Lovecraft media, you are not giving any money to old Howard.

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why is this giving me modern au thomas jefferson

#hamilton #thomas jefferson #daveed diggs #thomas jeffershit #modern au

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Okay so the joke aside, y'all have a very weird idea of asexuality in your heads. The fact that someone has biological kids doesn't exclude them from being ace. The fact that someone is horny doesn't exclude them from being ace. The fact that someone has sex or/and is in a relationship doesn't exclude them from being ace. There's a lot of asexuals who have sex just for the fun and pleasure of it or for various different reasons, and majority of us has libido so yeah we can get horny as hell. Being asexual only means that you don't get sexually attracted to people of any gender, but biologically our bodies work the same.

I know it’s an unpopular opinion but I love to have fun

#asexuality #asexual #gsrm #lgbtqia+