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funny-february14th · 2 years

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hello! may i please request headcanons of floyd or azul seeing their fem!s/o do a dirty/risque dance on tiktok/for social media? ty, thank you!

I'm slowly going into an Azul brain rot

You tried not to cringe as the red-haired boy was yelling at you directions, desperately looking at your other friend for help. You lost a bet with Ace of all people and now you had to do a sexy dance trend for social media. You were more than embarrassed and concentrated as you tried to follow the moves of the trend.

You were hoping that you could at least persuade Ace into not posting the video, the last thing you'd want was unnecessary attention from people online. Plus you did not want to find out what would happen if people from NRC saw the video.

You sighed as you finally finished the dance with zero mistakes starting to walk towards Ace to snatch your phone back. He smiled wickedly at you and your heart dropped.

"I sent it to Cater."

Azul

He was working in his office when his phone suddenly started bombarding him with notifications. He ignored them, closing his phone thinking that it must've been some prank.

He only found out later, when the twins entered the VIP room with some all-knowing smirks plastered on their faces.

Jade and Floyd started telling him how sexy you looked, making Azul even more confused, mad and jealous. He asked them what happened and that was when Jade showed him your clip.

Azul was beyond blown away, his brain shutting for a few minutes. He couldn't believe that it was you dancing like that. You never danced like that for him, why did you do it for everyone to see?

That was when his insecurities hit in, and Jade noticing that he went to get you and kindly ask the one who posted the clip, Cater, to take it down.

You were already on your way to see Azul, sensing that he deserved an explanation.

His office was gloomy when you arrived, and you had to spend an hour comforting and snuggling a sad Azul into your chest.

After the big baby calmed down, he complimented how sexy you looked like and if you could dance like that for him too, which you happily obliged.

Floyd

He was already stalking your social media when he got the notification. Curious about what it could be, he opened the link.

His eyes went dark as he watched your sexy moves on the screen, a smirk threatening to form at the corner of his mouth.

He wasn't aware that his Little Shrimpy could be so seductive.

He didn't lose another second, getting up from where he was sitting and almost running towards your dorm.

You had just managed to usher away Deuce and Ace, mad at both of them when Floyd appeared out of nowhere.

You were still wearing the outfit from the clip which made him think more with his downstairs head. He simply hoisted you up and carried you to your room.

He demanded you to dance for him too, which made you blush even more when it was just Ace and Deuce.

The certain thing is you were unable to walk the next day, and to your exasperation, you knew that Floyd would never shut up about that clip.

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funny-february14th · 2 years

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Hello! I just stumbled upon your blog and I love the way you write, may I request riddle nsfw headcanons with fem reader? I’d like to see some dom riddle hcs bc people mostly see him as a switch asksjs, tysm!

Oh my god, dom riddle... that's definitely something. It was 100% a challenge to write this honestly. Anyways here is Riddle as a dom.

Contains: brat taming, spanking, food play, cockwarming.

Riddle is a control freak, and he shows that in bed too. He would love to have full control over you and set some 'rules' too. He is definitely a brat tamer. You might not want to break rules in his presence unless you want to end up bent over his lap, tears in your eyes as your mind is unable to keep counting how many slaps he gave your poor ass.

He would never put you under 'Off with your head', but he would lose his mind if you would ever wear a red collar in the bedroom. Riddle also loves when you wear kinky outfits, he would take his time to appreciate how beautiful your body looks in red lace. He could spend hours just caressing your body through the lace, teasing you until you beg him to fuck you.

There are two things he loves most in this world, you and strawberry tarts, so don't be surprised when he brings a plate of freshly baked tarts in his room and asks you to strip. He enjoys them more while you put on a show for him. If he is in the mood he would spread some cream on you too, decorating your body with strawberries before eating them like a starved man.

Riddle would take his time with foreplay, before thrusting into your wet cunt. He always starts slow and sensual, dragging his dick along your walls, making sure he hits all the spots he knows that will drive you insane. He gradually increases his pace, by the time he is close to coming he is already rutting into you.

You two try to have sex at least once a day, but if he is too busy with Housewarden stuff he sits you into his lap making you cockwarm him while he does his job.

He is not the type to cum inside of you unless you tell him to. He loved to pull out and dump his load either on your stomach, boobs, or face. It doesn't really matter because by the end of the night you will be covered in it.

Otherwise, he is quite a gentle lover, as long as you obey his rules, he is private, preferring to kiss you only in the intimacy of his or your room, but he will hold your hand around the campus almost showing you off.

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funny-february14th · 2 years

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hiii! i love the way you write idia and i saw that ur requests were open so i was wondering if you could do an idia x fem reader nsfw (im fine with gn! reader too) where reader confesses but idia doesn't believe it so he tells her to "prove it"

SIUFHOUHFWIOJFIOWDJ YES OMFG, I was so excited for this that I went a little overboard and wrote 2k words. It's also a bit fluffy as I was feeling bad about Idia, but just a bit. I actually love writing Idia the most, he might look a bit musty but he is just ugh🤤. Anyways, here is the Idia x fem!reader

contains: mutual masturbation, unprotected sex, mostly vanilla, mutual pinning, porn with plot

TW: not really edited

(I'm sorry if it's bad)

Cheeks heating up, irregular heartbeat, sweaty palms, and daydreaming was how you have lived the past month. The cause of that? The Housewarden of Ignihyde.

You were sent out for snacks during one of your movie nights with your friends instead of Grim. The cat-like creature protested that he would never step foot into the castle at night as some dangerous ghost with blue hair was roaming the hallways. As always, you had to take matters into your own hands and be the responsible one. You were one hundred percent sure that there was no dangerous ghost in Night Raven College, as Crowley wouldn’t permit that.

You tried to be a bit sneaky as you made your way to the kitchen, knowing that you weren’t really allowed to be here. Opening the door slowly your heart almost stopped working as you bumped into something, or rather someone. You both screeched at the same time, quickly turning around and ‘shushing’ the other person. Your hands were pressing on his mouth as you both stared at each other.

Your breath came to a halt as your mind processed what he looked like. You gulped feeling your cheeks heat up, as you did your best to avoid eye contact. His eyes almost popped out of his sockets as he figured out who you were, as he tried his best not to combust at the feeling of your hands on his mouth.

The sound of metal hitting the ground was enough to pull you back to reality, quickly apologizing for your rude action and drawing your hands back. Your attention went to what fell from his hands, a gasp leaving your mouth.

“No way,” you said staring at the game on his console. “You play this too?”

The tips of his hair turned red as he was simply watching you bend down to get his console, rambling something about not being able to find anyone in this school to play with.

“You’ve already finished the event? Dude, you’re so cool,” you continued as Idia was too stunned to even move. You finally seemed to notice the unresponsiveness of the boy, slight concern creeping onto your face. “Are you ok?”

You shook him a bit, trying to give his console back. He seemed to calm down a bit as he finally looked at you better.

“I’m Y/N,” you smiled at him. Of course, he knew who you were, how could he not know. He knew everyone in the NRC.

“I-Idia,” he stuttered, almost whispering his name. Your smile widen as you pulled your phone out.

“Give me your game address so I can add you,” you simply said handing him your phone. His hands shake, in excitement and embarrassment, as he takes your phone typing in his username. “I’ll add you tonight, Idia,” you giggled, rolling his name.

You kept your promise from that night, adding him almost immediately after you got back to the Ramshackle dorm. You spent a month playing with him every single day after school, for hours, and it quickly became your favorite time of the day. You also saw each other a few times around the campus, but not much conversation could be exchanged as both of you were busy.

You also noticed how different he was when you two were speaking on the phone or playing. He would be loud and bold, making you laugh whenever he would scream at an enemy. After a while, he also started opening up to you about his shyness and anxiety in public and you accepted him as he was. You also accepted your own feelings. You were in love with Idia Shroud, and you decided to do something about it. You couldn’t ignore the way your heart was beating for him, nor the heat between your legs.

The opportunity arrived pretty quickly, and you thanked the skies. Idia invited you to his room to ‘play together the new event or watch a movie or something after’ as he expressed himself in the brief text he sent you after classes. You almost jumped in excitement and after two hours of preparing yourself, both mentally and physically, making sure that you were pretty enough for Idia, you knocked on his door.

You took a sharp inhale as he opened the door, trying your best not to make it seem that obvious that you liked him.

“Here,” you said, handing him a bag of sweets once you made yourself comfortable in his room. His hair tips turned red as he took them muttering a thanks. It was clear that he was still a bit shy in your presence, even though a night ago he almost broke your eardrum with how loud he was yelling in your headphones. “Anything for you Idia,” you smiled dancing in your head as you watched his cheeks turn red too.

Unknown to you, the boy was shitting himself. He was sure that if he looked into your eyes he would get a nosebleed. You’ve been on his mind ever since you bumped into him in the kitchen. It took him so much courage to invite you into his room, and now seeing you on HIS bed was driving him insane. Why did you have to be so pretty today too?

You have been playing for a few hours together, laughing and talking when you finally mustered the courage. You kneeled in front of him on the bed, his attention still on the game (or so you thought). Your hands were shaking a bit as you finally looked up to him.

“Idia,” you started voice a bit shaky from how nervous you were. “I need to tell you something.”

His eyes met yours, anxiety filling his body as he put the game down. “What is it?”

“I love you,” you simply said as a wave of relief washed over you.

Idia stared at you, mouth agape and eyes wide, not being able to process what had just happened. Did YOU, the most beautiful person he had ever seen, tell him, a loser, that you loved him? Out of everyone in NRC, Twisted Wonderland, and the universe? He knew he was in love with you back, but he nailed in his brain that you would never look at him the same way. This had to be a prank, his mind refusing to believe a word you were saying.

“Are you making fun of me?” he asked harshly making your heart drop. You smiled weakly, looking down, fighting your tears back. You should’ve known that he wouldn’t accept your feelings.

“I’m not joking, Idia,” you said getting up from the bed defeated and gathering your stuff. He saw your tears and he suddenly felt bad, a voice at the back of his head telling him that you might actually harbor those feelings.

“Prove it,” Idia said, a bit more softly, surprising both of you. “Prove it to me, because I can’t see someone like you actually l-loving m-me,” he stuttered at the end, his hair turning completely red. You sighed smiling, putting your bag back down. You knew it wasn’t going to be easy with Idia. You crawled back on the bed next to him cupping his face with your hand.

“Can I kiss you?” you asked and he nodded moving his face closer to yours. You pressed your lips onto his and your mind went blank. His lips were a bit chapped compared to your softer ones as they moved in synchrony. It was sloppy and with zero experienced but for you, it felt so good that you couldn’t stop yourself from whimpering into the kiss.

Idia was barely able to function, his hands awkwardly hugging your waist. You pulled away from the kiss, much to his regret, to catch your breath.

“M-more,” he said, his eyes half-closed. You smiled climbing into his lap, almost immediately feeling his hard-on. He moaned at the friction you created by accident, before pulling him back into a kiss. It was more heated this time, as he gained a bit more courage. His hands were digging into your hips trying to create friction while your tongues were dancing with each other. Idia groaned into the kiss as you also started humping him, a pool forming into your underwear. You mentally praised yourself for wearing a skirt.

“Idia,” you half moaned his name as you pulled away from the kiss. “Can we go further?” you asked already starting to take your shirt off.

“Y-YES!” he exclaimed and you giggled. You helped him take his T-shirt off, running your hands in awe across his abdomen before leaning in and whispering into his ear.

“You can take off my bra.”

His body flared up and with shaky hands, he managed to take it off. He stared at your boobs for a few seconds, eyes wide as he never thought he would ever see breasts in his life.

“You can touch them, kiss them, do whatever you want Idia,” you said guiding his hands to your boobs, He exhaled loudly as he started playing with them, inexperienced fingers pinching your nipples. You moaned his name starting to hump his dick again. “Put one in your mouth,” you said and he obliged, his mouth attaching to one of your nipples.

While he was busy with your breast, you snaked one of your hands in-between the two of you, opening his belt. He was startled at the action, his concentration on your boobs gradually disappearing. You pulled his hard dick out of his pants giving it a few pumps.

He loudly moaned your name, resting his head in the crook of your neck. He looked down at your skirt, his curiosity getting the best of him as he lifted the hem up eyeing your drenched panties. His breathing got heavier as he approached your pussy with his slim fingers.

You noticed what he wanted to do and without hesitation, you pulled your underwear down, your fold on full display for him. He drooled a bit, making a mental note to have you sit on his face sometimes. His fingers started playing with your cunt as you still pumped his dick. Both of you were looking down, foreheads touching before you pulled him into a kiss.

“I want you, now,” you said between breaths as you stopped the movement on his dick. Idia understood, his hands also leaving you leaking pussy and positioning themselves on your hips again. You positioned yourself on top of his cock, guiding his tip to your entrance and slowly descending. You whimpered at the stretch, tears threatening to fall from your eyes while Idia moaned from the tightness, the way your walls throbbed around his shaft almost making him cum.

You hugged him tightly, hands intertwining with his now reddish hair as you stayed like that for a few minutes. You slowly started bouncing on top of him, drawing moans from both of you, his dick dragging across your walls so deliciously that you couldn’t stop yourself from squirming on top of him. The room was soon filled with your loud moans and skin slapping as you both chased your pleasure.

Idia was sure he was about to have a heart attack, breath labored as he buried his face under your chin, inhaling your smell. His hands were roaming your back chaotically pressing your chest even more onto his.

Your orgasm was close, and so was his, as you picked up your pace, Idia also helped you by bouncing you onto him. It hit you both at the same times, your walls tightening around him almost painfully gushing on his tights, as he shot his warm load deep in you.

You panted, both of you trembling around each other. You smiled in contentment, pulling him into a short kiss.

“I love you,” you whispered against his lips. “I truly love you.” He gulped hugging you tighter as he looked into your eyes.

“I love you too.”

Thank you for reading <3

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funny-february14th · 2 years

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Hiii! I’m the anon who requested the Jade and Azul nsfw! And I apologize for not making it clearer! It was my first time requesting 😭 but next time I’ll be clearer! And I absolutely adore the way your write! It is what I wanted so thank you for that!!

Omg I'm glad you liked it😭💔, I was a bit afraid that it was a bit weird and outta pocket, but thank you😭.

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Well, first of all, I am sorry, I accidentally deleted your message when I wanted to answer...

And second of all, your wish is my command. This is my first ever request and honestly, I didn't really know what you wanted (headcanons, a scenario, porn with/without plot, etc.) I just kinda went insane and did everything.

You also didn't specify if you want me to portray Jade and Azul in a certain way so I just went with my personal headcanons of them. If you have different ones, you don't like mine and/or want me to change them, feel free to tell me and I will redo them!

Content: Jade NSFW headcanons, Azul NSFW headcanons, and a Jade x Fem!reader x Azul

cw: threesome, unprotected sex, sadistic Jade, mention of potions, mention of whips, cock warming, body worshiping, oral (receiving and giving), double penetration, tentacles, Jade and Azul in their merform, anal, ass slapping, fingering, porn without plot.

TW: this is my first time writing a threesome, me spiraling into insanity

Jade Leech NSFW headcanons

Jade is a bit of a sadistic dom combined with service dom. He doesn’t enjoy extreme rough play, preferring to use his words to degrade you while he pounds into your cunt. But if you’ve been a bad girl, he would simply bend you over spanking you with his gloved hand or a whip.

He would use potions too, either on you or him. Of course, Jade would give you beforehand a brief explanation of what the potion does. As the vice Housewarden of the Octavinelle dorm, he adores disciplining you, whether is during sex on a day-to-day basis, making you beg for his dick, and shaming you when you finally manage to say your wishes.

Jade never really thought about fucking you in his merform until you brought it up. He liked his legs and how easy it was to straddle you with them, but once you put the image of the two underwater, he refused to sleep until created the perfect potion for you to breathe while submerged.

The first time you did it, he almost went feral. The sight of you, naked, surrounded by water was enough to wake up something almost animalistic in him.

He absolutely loves having you in his natural environment, dragging you to the deepest part of the pool/ocean to have his way with you. The way your skin feels on his scales makes him go insane, hungry for you.

Jade is a lot bigger in his merform too, his dick making an extremely visible bulge whenever he thrusts. He is also very territorial, biting and marking your skin as if you are his prey, stuffing you with his cum until he remains empty.

If you are underwater, he would make you cockwarm him after sex, wrapping his heavy tail around you and making sure that you aren’t leaving anywhere. He also doesn’t want his cum to spill.

Azul Ashengrotto NSFW headcanons

Now, on the other hand, Azul is a bottom, especially in his octopus form. For him to even show you that side, he would have to trust you more than he trusts Floyd and Jade. You will have to suffer for a while before you can see what he truly looks like.

On land, Azul is a very gentle lover, his whole mafia persona falling off while you two are alone, covering you in kisses and hugs. He is very vanilla and into body worship (receiving and giving), his thrusts are always slow, dragging across your walls, his dick leaving butterfly kisses to your cervix.

In the water he would be extremely shy at first, trying to cover himself with everything or make you cover your eyes. You would have to take the lead, complimenting him, touching and kissing every part of his body until his brain won’t be able to function anymore. He loves it when you call him ‘pretty boy’ and ‘beautiful’, his dick getting hard at an alarming speed.

Azul would be a complete mess underneath you while you bounce on his dick. His mouth would be open, tongue pocking out, tears going down his face from overstimulation. His whimpers and moans are one of the cutest things you have ever heard, making you tighten around him whenever he is lost in his own pleasure.

When you do it in his octo form, his tentacles would only be on you, all eight of them just snaking around your body, pulling you closer to him. When he is close to cumming they would secure around you sucking at your skin and leaving you with some weird marks the next day. If Azul is overstimulated he might squirt some ink too.

Jade x fem!reader x Azul

Soft pants could be heard from the underwater room as Jade made a mess of your neck. Your back was pressed onto his chest, giving his hands easier access to your boobs to pinch your nipples. In front of you was Azul, his ‘tentacles’ tangled with your legs, his face carrying a huge blush. You left out a loud moan as one of his arms touched your heat by accident, making you arch your back.

“Aren’t you an eager girl?” Jade whispered in your ear, spanking your ass. You simply whimpered in response, tears forming in your eyes from frustration. What was supposed to be a simple trip to the Coral Sea was quickly turned into half an hour of teasing and edging, especially from Jade. “I think we played with you enough, right Azul?”

Jade didn’t wait for an answer as he forcefully bent you over, your face only a few centimeters away from Azul’s dick. The poor boy, as much as he wanted to remain cool-headed to the whole situation he couldn’t contain his shaft from being painfully hard, its pinkish-red tip leaking with precum. He was sure that he would’ve come just from watching Jade play with you for another few more minutes.

Understanding your assignment, you licked his cock from the base to the tip, giving it some more kitty licks before taking it all in your mouth. You yelped, Azul’s arms tightening around your legs and pulling them apart. One of his hands was in your hair, helping you bob your head, while the other was grabbing the sheets next to him.

“It’s t-too m-much,” he moaned feeling your teeth softly graze around his shaft. Jade chuckled behind you, and you felt his face next to your pussy.

“Thank you for spreading her out like this Azul,” he said before dipping his head into your wet folds, his tongue tasting you out. You moaned around Azul’s dick almost triggering his orgasm as you lost your concentration.

Jade’s tongues swirled around your entry, teasing it, while one of his fingers was playing with your clit. It was becoming harder and harder for you to keep a steady rhythm on the housewarden’s dick when his vice prefect was between your legs making out with your pussy.

“I’m… I-I’m,” Azul was trying to say. His dick had been throbbing in your mouth for a while, he tried to hold it in some more, but the way your moans were vibrating against his shaft made him come undone faster. You weren’t behind either, the knot in your stomach getting tighter and tighter with every lick.

You swallowed Azul’s cum, smiling at his fucked face and moving your body upwards, despite Jade’s protests. Your lips met his, mouths already opened as your tongues met halfway, letting him taste his load.

“You taste good, pretty boy,” you cooed caressing his face turning Azul into a blushing mess.

As much as you wanted to look at his face all day long, your attention was grabbed by Jade. You squealed, your body falling on top of Azul’s chest. The merman’s fingers moved towards your ass, caressing your butthole before slipping a finger in without warning. You drooled at the foreign sensation clinging onto Azul’s shoulders.

“It entered so easily Y/N, are you sure you’ve never done this before?” he teased, his usual smile never fading once. He pumped his finger a bit more before putting in another one. You moaned at the feeling as he scissored his fingers making sure he prepped you well.

Azul’s dick was hard again; the feeling of your two naked bodies touching was enough to trigger another erection. Four of his arms wrapped around you holding you in a death grip. You smiled in your euphoric state at his action, making sure to leave some butterfly kisses along his neck.

“Jade, please hurry,” he whimpered and you agreed, already feeling at your limit.

“Aren’t you impatient,” Jade smiled spanking your ass again. His fingers left your ass hole, strong hands grabbing your hips and guiding your pussy towards Azul’s dick. You straddled him lying on his chest, your face only a few centimeters away from his. You took his shaft in your hand, pumping it a bit before finally putting it inside of you. Both of you groaned at the feeling of his length dragging along your walls. You managed to sheathe his all inside of you, making yourself comfortable on his chest.

You felt the tip of Jade’s cock poking your ass hole, and you tried to relax your labored breathing. He entered slowly, groaning at the tightness of it. You tried your best not to scream at the stretch, thankfully Azul was there to comfort you, his tentacles hugging your body, his lips desperately searching for yours.

After a few more moments Jade was finally fully inside, tears gathering in your eyes at the fullness you felt. Your legs were shaking, hands scratching Azul’s shoulders.

Jade’s grip on your hips tightened as he slowly started moving you on both of the cocks, setting a rhythm for all three. You bit Azul’s neck to stop yourself from screaming in pleasure at the feeling, the knot in your stomach already forming.

“M-more!” you finally managed to say thrusting your hips. Jade groaned bending down so his chest was touching your back, sandwiching you between the two. His hands started to work faster, rutting into you, turning you and Azul into a blubbering mess.

You were twitching sporadically around both of them, your orgasm hitting you hard. You threw your head back, eyes seeing only white, Jade taking this opportunity to shove his tongue down your throat swallowing all your moans.

Your orgasm triggered Azul's one too, and you felt his cum shooting deep inside of you. None of you had time to dwell in your euphoric state as Jade's cock still pounded into you. His cock was throbbing erratically and his grasp on you was starting to loosen. He gave a few more thrusts before finally cumming painting your walls white.

You were shaking in Azul's arms as Jade finally exited you watching how your release mixed with theirs was flowing out of you.

"I hope you two aren't tired yet," Jade smirked lifting you up. "I'm not done."

Well this was smth, if it's bad, I'm sorry

My requests are always opened <3

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funny-february14th · 2 years

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Request Rules <3

Even though my requests are open, I have received a lot of them so it's gonna take a while for me to finish them all. Thank you for the support tho <3

My requests are always open as it gives me the motivation to write.

This is what I won't write about: non-con, extreme yandere, vore, cp, incest, abuse, and foot kink.

Regarding the characters, this is the Masterlist, but you can also request different characters too.

Otherwise, I am fine with everything.

Also when requesting please specify the gender of the reader, if you want a one-shot/headcanons, and/or if you have a certain plot/kink/scenario in your mind. <3

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Intoxicating love (part 1?)

Dire Crowley x reader (the reader is not Yuu from the game or manga!)

cw: none, just fluff, maybe a bit of angst if you squint your eyes, love at first sight, and slight OOC!Crowley (maybe)

TW: not proofread </3 (yet)

credit for the pic: 湊屋もずく on Twitter

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Crowley bit his lip in frustration looking out his office window at your distant form in the courtyard. You were talking to those four trouble makers, passing them another odd job in his place. He blushed, covering his face with his hands and melting in his chair.

A few months ago, at the beginning of the school year, defeated by all his colleagues’ bickering, he finally decided to ask for an assistant. And then you came, a distant relative of a teacher, a normal human, plain with nothing that stood out. Oh, but how you stood out in Crowley’s eyes.

You were shinning like a full moon on a clear night sky.

His heart skipped a bit as soon as he laid eyes on you for the first time, and since it has never stopped.

You entered his office, palms sweaty from nervousness, as you tried to gather your thoughts and remember the speech you prepared to coax the Headmaster into giving you the job. Opening the hardwood door you thought about running away, it wasn’t too late, but you needed the job. Well, not this precise job, but one that would keep you away from your pestering parents. There was no turning back.

You swallowed the nod in your throat as you stepped inside Dire Crowley’s office. Your steps came to a halt as he came into your view, confused about the person in the room. You were told he was an eccentric old man with annoying laziness that was getting more and more obvious with age. You were expecting the clichéic type of Headmaster, with a long white beard and a pointy hat that was talking in riddles and was a bit delusional.

In front of you stood a man that didn’t look a day over thirty, dressed in a weird feathery fashion, working on some papers. His eyes, just two yellow lights coming from the holes in his mask met yours and you froze on the spot. You didn’t like the look on his face. In your mind, he was either glaring at you or he was constipated.

‘This must be another assistant,’ you thought. ‘He must think that I’m his competition or something.’ Little did you know, Crowley wasn’t thinking anything at that moment. As soon as you entered his office his body went stiff and his mind went numb. His thoughts were somewhere far away, imagining a whole life with you. You bewitched him on the spot, and he thought that you must’ve been a walking love potion.

He did in the end regain power over his brain and presented himself to you, much to your surprise. You got the job immediately, and so a small desk was planted next to his the next day, your job as his assistant finally starting.

Over the course of a few months, you proved yourself to be very useful, almost all the teachers (and a few students) praising you for your efficiency. Crowley’s work had always seemed endless to him, but your simple presence was enough to motivate him to finish it. The Headmaster fell in love with you more and more every day, finding out more things about you that intrigued him. If he could, he would just glue you to his side, just for you to be as close to him as it was physically possible.

His frustration wasn’t caused by you, but by his own insecurities. Crowley thought that it wasn’t morally correct, he had lived centuries, and he would continue living for more centuries, while you were like a flower in the face of the ruthless passage of time. He knew from all the experience he gather that you were also growing feelings for him, his brain telling him to confront you about it, to crush your hopes in order to keep you safe from himself. But his heart was louder. He knew that he could never stand the sight of you in tears caused by him, that’s why he decided to be mature about it, to keep it to himself even if he wanted to scream those three words in your face every second that you were in his presence.

You, on the other hand, had other insecurities. You couldn’t care less about his ancient age. You would love him even if he were ten thousand years old. No, you were afraid of rejection. You were either oblivious or purposely ignoring his body language, your mind blocking the fact that he might feel the same way about you.

You truly tried not to fall for him. He was your boss at the end of the day, but your daily walks around the campus, your lunches together made your heart flutter and your cheeks burn.

Both of you were completely obvious when it came to showing how you felt. There was not a single soul in the Night Raven College that didn’t know, and everyone was annoyed. It was cute at first, how you two would blush at each other trying to keep your composure, teachers rolling their eyes whenever they would see you two, and students whispering to each other. But soon enough it became annoying to them, none of you breaking the ice and confessing. Two blockheads in love.

“C’mon Miss Y/N, you can do it!” one of the students, Ace Trappola, cheered. Crowley asked you to deliver a message to him and his friends, but a few sentences in and they jumped you with questions about your relationship with the Headmaster.

“You’re very funny Trappola, I can’t just say that to my boss,” you replied with a sigh, massaging your forehead. There were two causes of stress in your life: Crowley’s laziness and four first years.

“Don’t be a coward Miss, if you wait after that crow, you would die single!” the boy continued, his three friends agreeing with him. “Do you want us to come with you to beat his ass if he says something wrong?”

You laughed shaking your head. You were used to their constant teasing about your feelings, in a way their words were reassuring, even if they were coming out from the mouths of 16-year-olds. As much as it would hurt if Crowley rejected you, you still had some people backing you up.

You bit them goodbye, slowly dragging your feet back to your shared office. The more you kept your feelings to yourself the more it hurt. Maybe the past few nights which you spent either crying or thinking about the Headmaster and the constant pestering of those 4 daredevils have finally gotten to you. Courage flooded your body as your steps became more and more thunderous.

You were going to confess to that old man and no one could stop you, and if he dared reject you, you would probably be embarrassed at first, but after that, you would make his life a living hell. If he doesn't fire you.

As heavy as his office door was, you almost took it out of its hinges, Crowley jumping out of his chair at the loud sound. He was already waiting for you, boiling in his own thoughts, finally making arriving at a conclusion. He also couldn't hide his feelings anymore.

He looked at you with wide eyes behind his mask, standing as straight as a pole, while you were trying to find the courage again.

"Did something happen?" he asked, actually concerned about your tempestuous entering.

"Yes sir, something did happen," you replied looking directly into his eyes.

"Wh-"

"I love you!" you exclaimed interrupting him. You sat in silence for a few seconds, realization finally hitting you. You confessed, you finally did it, a heavy stone lifting from your shoulders, but unfortunately, a heavier one taking its place. Tears were threatening to leave your eyes, your mind telepathically screaming at Crowley to say something.

Meanwhile, he was short-circuiting, not even the mask helping him with how much his face reddened, and has sure that if he took his gloves off, even the tips of his fingers would be red. Your words echoed in his head like a spell.

He was in heaven while you were fighting for your life from the embarrassment.

Crowley seemed to process your words, his body working again. Small chuckles filled the air, as he started walking towards you.

"Your kindness is intoxicating, my dear, you were one step ahead of me this time," he said lifting your chin with his fingers, his eyes burning holes in your head. "You never cease to surprise me."

You didn't pull away when his lips brushed yours, happiness flooding through your body.

"I love you too," he whispered against them before kissing you properly.

I hope you enjoyed it and that there weren't many typos or errors in my writing. I'm thinking of doing a part 2 with how their relationship is, idk yet. <3

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