Why did no one tell me that if you ignore the threats from the little green owl for long enough, they send ANOTHER member of the canonical Duolingo team to passive aggressively GUILT you into returning to your language lessons????
In honor of the twentieth anniversary of my parents getting mad food poisoning during their trip to drag my little toddler ass kicking and screaming from my birth country (aka, adoption), I will be eating at the sketchiest, definitely- a-front-for-money-laundering Chinese buffet I can find in my city. I will take no questions. #chinesefood#vibes#letsgoooo
Have you ever discovered you were allergic to chocolate by eating six boxes of the stuff because you had just been jilted by a boy and it was Valentine's Day, passing out, and waking up 2 hours later with a swollen throat, surrounded by candy wrappers? Me neither, just asking for a friend...
Does anyone else feel that their name doesn't match their face??? For instance, I have a very sturdy, mother-of-2-kids, white name. People are expecting a lady with all her shit together. But instead, they get a highly caffeinated, fresh out of college, Chinese woman with anxiety and undiagnosed ADHD.