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itsander · 8 days
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"don't mass reblog/like :/" coward. fool. somebody just went through and liked and reblogged 64 things from my blog in the span of half an hour at most. and i've never felt more alive in my life
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itsander · 15 days
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BJLANQLER
Lmk monkey kid s5 trailer just dropped!!! Djfuugiyjtug
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itsander · 20 days
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When wukong finds out his fucking ex is now Demi Aroace (Doesn't rlly stop him, but he knows it will be hardcore level now) :
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itsander · 21 days
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I think how Wukong and Longan will meet again is maybe because of some very important mission with MK and the other stupidlookingasswithnobrainnobotchesnoliferobloxgoofyahhfaces, except blue guy, he cool, anyway maybe they are trying to obtain som reallyyyyy important and shit butt Its Only On The Dragon Kingdom
Why?
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Golden likes to Steal shiny and Golden things like her, so practically she haves a lot of mistic and helpful golden things on her domain
(Not totally golden things reminding her of Wukong's golden eyes nonono...)
So yeah, they get on the Kingdom domain after some really hard shit (Wukong is the only one to know how to enter and where to go in the Kingdom because its hided as fuck) and they get in! Except.... Wukong yeah hes banned from there HAHAHWKWJWKWJ
But bro didnt gave a shit because he transformed as a bird and easily bypassed that banning shit, like roblox when i make another account after commiting arsenal, homophia, racism, xenopobhy, assault, uhhh disorder of conduct and shit like that!
So yeah they are Onto the Kingdom and like
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**As once the heroe's walk into the Kingdom Realm, they are afascinated by the Golden Color mixing with the White Color on all places, Dragons were everywhere, spending time in family, having their own shops, their own houses, all were different colors, blue, red, pink, yellow... But none Golden.**
MK (Shitheadinnocentgoofyasslegolookingfaceaughhhg): "Wooho! This place is soooo nice!!! Omgomgomg take me a picture with a Dragon, Mei! LOOK! THERE IS A GOLDEN RIVER AKDNWLDK"
*MK says while being all over the place looking at all the stuffs and ocasionally stealing some decorations as a "reminder of the place"... what a bitchass stealer motherf-*
*Mei Just looks at him with a smile and takes out her camera and does as he says, but then she chuckles and says, tilting her head a little*
Mei:
"Uhhmm- you know i am a Dragon too? Like- Do i have to remind you i have this cool sword and all because i am a dragon descendant?"
*Mk doesnt remember shit.*
MK :
"No... i forgor."
*They both stare silently at each other while only after that laughing their asses off*
*While That, Wukong was kind of anxious of the place for all the memories he had...
and because he was cheating ass in that time.*
Sun Wukong: "Yeahhhhh so like- Let'sss- get going, get what we wanted and then just go, alright?"
*He forced a little laugh while then instantly looking away nervous*
*The both whiny ass fanboying kiddos nod and follow right behind Wukong (also stealing some shit like always what did u exoect of some low lowkey as-)*
*They Get onto the Entry of The Palace, Only to be meet with some calming music of part of Longan who was keeping control of the health of earth and all*
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-------- (The music on question or or or or)
*Golden Dragon/Longan, instantly stopped singing, she freezes a little and then sighs and calms herself, she then slowly moves to see behind her to see the guests and says*
Golden :"Greeting's, what els-"
*But then Golden Quickly opens her eyes at seeing Humans... and... a Monkey she remembers*
Golden :"**You**."
*She says between gritted teeths, but then she closes her eyes again and keeps calm, sitting on her throne, legs crossed she says*
Golden: "Why are you here, more clearly, why some low humans dare enter in my Kingdom? And some... dirty Monkey."
*She glares at Sun Wukong with the last words, while Wukong giggles nervously at being recognized by his ex wifey*
Sun Wukong : "Goldennn~! Dear! Nice to meet againnnnn-uhhhh yeah like we need some uhhh Magic artifact of yours, could u do that for m- i mean, for us? Pretty please with an cherry on top? By the way, when had you got so pretty?"
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*Sun Wukong says, teasing his ex-wifey, he was just trying to light up the mood between them both anyway*
*But in response, he was just meet with pure silence of her part, staring at him, but then she quickly looked away annoyed and said*
Golden: "It's that all...? Well, i'm not complaining, atleast you and your team not going to spend more than mere minutes here."
*Sun Wukong slightly pouted when she didn't say she miss him, but he'll take that response.*
*Then Before he was about to talk again, MK and Mei talks all fast, blabbering and fanboying and shit*
"OMOMGOMG U ARE THE GOLDEN DRAGON FROM THOSE MYSTIC STORIES QKEJWLJE OMG CAN WE TAKE A PICTURE?!÷*÷¡"
*Mei without even asking for permission she just straight up went with MK to take photos with her*
*Golden didnt mind, they were childrens still, so she keeps calm and treats them as such*
Golden: "Lovely pets you have here, Wukong."
*Wukong laughs a lil bit and then corrects her saying*
Sun Wukong: "They- They Actually are my... friends! Not... Pets... MK is my Succesor and Mei is my friend's succesor."
*Golden, nods, then she says and says*
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Golden: "So, going back to the item, what item in detail do you need? I have plenty."
*Then Wukong Start explaining that item and shit and stuff blah blah IM TOO LAZY TO DO THIS EXPLAINING ABOUT THE ITEM SHUT UP.*
*Meanwhile Golden was taking more focus on the childrens next to Wukong, they are so carefree and happy of live... Especially MK, It remind her of when she used to be another person... When she used to be al-*
Sun Wukong: "Soooooooooo... We need that Golden shiny stuff like- really bad, Goldi-"
Golden: "Dont. Call. Me. Goldie. Never. Again."
Sun Wukong: "Yes, Ma'am... :(."
*After that, and getting the item, Probably MK and Mei gonna be supeer curious of how Wukong knows about her and stuff, annoying him until he answers, prob they gonna get upset that he cheated on her and all, but They prob support Golden more than him saying that she "dodged an Bullet" LOL-*
But, Yeah... After that prob Wukong knows where this girly lives (he didn't knew since she changed like- direction of her kingdom 1838293nth times... To get this stalking ass monkey out of her ass, he only now knew it after that mission) so yeah, he's back, annoying, clingy, and prob will apologize until she forgets what he... done. To her, But! He know's someday she will forgove him and someday they will be friends or better! Be together again <33 (He loves the second idea.)
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I love four from bfb urhjghsjsbwkdjwkdj Four why u hit me if i love u ahh noo pls AH-
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itsander · 27 days
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She just wants to heal.
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itsander · 2 months
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How dare tumblr take off my pfp and banner, anyway.
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Past Golden Dragon form! Yes, she was an Love Dragon.
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itsander · 3 months
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I mean this as genuinely as possible, but if you're a Wukong hater or a Tripitaka is a bad guy believer get the fuck away from my account or so help me I'm gonna fucking *dies*
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Seriously, LMK fans suck ass so bad it's not even funny anymore.
Y'all are out here bitching on Wukong, but then you look at Macaque and say "omg he's never done anything wrong " 😒😒😒
And do not even say this has nothing to do with the JTTW version. We're involving him too.
First of all, why do you even hate Wukong. I know he's popular in the fandom, but I've met more Wukong haters than lovers, and the excuse is always "he's a horrible mentor."
Um.....and?? Of course he's a crappy mentor, there's no denying that, but you also can't deny he isn't trying his best. I feel like majority of Wukong haters are Macaque fans because you guys hate him for "hurting Macaque/MK"
Did...did you watch the same show?? You know that Macaque traumatized MK too right?? Lied to him, manipulated him, beat the shit out of him, threatened his friends, and only 'changed' during the finale of s3???
Wukong might have lied a few times, but he's an idiot. He lied to keep MK and his friends safe, because he thinks he can handle it. You can literally see it in the show; him not wanting to tell MK about the Bone Demon, him unintentionally keeping the fourth ring a secret hoping there was a safer method to release it.
Don't even get me on Tripitaka.
You guys will hate on this poor Monk for no reason.
Again, did you even read the book?? Or were you getting your information from somewhere else???
I don't know who's this 'abusive' Tripitaka you guys refer to, because it sure as hell isn't the one I know.
Firstly, they don't imply he is abusive in the show either. I still don't know where that came from, but I've seen people say "well, obviously we don't mean the book version we mean another version." I personally, haven't consumed other JTTW media, so if he is portrayed as abusive, then...wowzies.
But book Tripitaka and LMK Tripitaka aren't abusive, he wouldn't use the circlet to hurt Wukong for something silly as 'spending time with his partner 🥺🥺", like stfu already.
"B-but- LMK Tripitaka is-" no, he isn't. You guys will see the smallest of things and jump to conclusions. I've rewatched s4 repeatedly since it was released, and not once I've seen it implied he was a piece of shit to Wukong. The show definitely have changed some things, but Tripitaka being a prick isn't one of them for sure.
And JTTW Tripitaka, again, wasn't an abusive piece of shit either. I've read the book and spoilers; if you gave him a chance he'd cry over a fucking bug. That's how much pathetic weak cat energy he gives off.
Yes, there is no denying he used the circlet on JTTW Wukong, but to be fair, Wukong wasn't exactly the same LMK Wukong you guys know. He was insufferable and out of control, and may I remind y'all Tripitaka is a human who's just trying to get some scrolls. The only other time was when Baijie thought it was funny to make Tripitaka use the circlet, but in that same arc he promised to never use it again, and he didn't.
As a matter of fact, the one time he uses the circlet again was when Macaque showed up, and that was pretty much it.
And since you guys might try to defend yourselves with saying, "but JTTW and LMK aren't the same-" you're right they aren't. LMK is taking a different approach from the book, that much is very obvious when I started watching it.
But you guys sure as hell seem to like using it in certain arguments, especially when saying Tripitaka is abusive, using EXAMPLES of the book to show your point, so I'm also using examples from the book too to show that Macaque is a fucking piece of shit that ate the little monkeys on Flower Fruit Mountain.
Again, even if you're trying to say they're different, there's still no denying that Macaque is a piece of shit. Don't get me wrong, he's an interesting character, but some of y'all need to chill and stop making this guy an uwu emo baby when he's just as crappy
You guys need to stop mischaracterizing these characters, please. Just say you don't understand them instead of placing them in these stereotypes.
Wukong isn't a shitty, selfish mentor. He's trying his best, and it's proven time and time again he'd do anything for MK.
Macaque isn't some innocent good guy that was murdered by his ex best friend for no reason. He very obviously tried to hurt people that Wukong and even MK cared about before 'turning over a new leaf.' He is just as responsible for MK's trauma just as LBD and the other villains, and Wukong had every right to kill him. I stand by my statement.
And no, Tripitaka isn't an abusive asshole who demands Wukong to be with him every second. He's not going to hurt him in a fanfic if he has a partner. He's a crybaby and a human who's scared of being hurt by demons that want to eat him or fuck him for immortality. It wasn't his idea to put a fucking circlet on Wukong to begin with either.
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itsander · 3 months
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An long memory, an long past, a long ago betrayal
A long ago Change.
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itsander · 3 months
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¡25 publicaciones!
I hate this
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itsander · 3 months
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Don’t fucking hurt my feelings! IM SENSITIVE
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itsander · 3 months
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Even after reviving as an Golden Dragon
Bitch STILL cant express her feelings.
(The girly pop with all hearts was Ivory Before dying, she was an Love Dragon, all pink and cute)
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itsander · 3 months
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People follow me? Cool
I forgor abt it
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itsander · 3 months
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Just so you know! This place probably isnt to ship Ivory and Sun wukong with, their type of relationship is like some toxic ass, one delusional who thinks his wife still is his wife and that she loves him and the other just wants to put him restraint orders, but... yk? I'll let ya'll ship them
Maybe draw stuffs about them having an hapoy ending (only if you knew.) I dont mind, just take in mind that Ivory/Golden Dragon Hates Wukong with all her might for killing her and cheating, While Wukong is a lovesick Delusional one in this Au
They aint gonna get along.
But maybe in some future, atleast if Golden can atleast see his face? Yeah maybe so.
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itsander · 3 months
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Animation Upcoming for the Lore between my oc and Sun wukong Au.
You can have time to theorize and stuff.
I'll just get this line here so you can get an idea of their relationship
Sun Wukong Past : "Do you think we are Husband and Wife in every universe?"
Pink Dragon Past: "Of course!"
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Sun Wukong Precent: "Do you think we will be tog-"
Golden Dragon Precent: "I wish i never met you."
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itsander · 3 months
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Anyway since yall are uhhh noticing my existence, maybe put some rules or stuff i guess?
(I'll update this depending if in the future i wanna change it... maybe, but me lazy)
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Welcome, Welcome!
My name is Ander but u can call me Rochel or Girlfailure, i have many nicknames.
I go by any pronoums your little head wants, but i mostly go along with she/her.
This place is basically just to post random Lore thing's about my oc Golden Dragon and their past relationship with Sun Wukong, there will be also some small Lore writing episodes short off, but all i'm doing is for fun
Get that in mind, i'm doing it for fun.
In any way! You can also see me do some random drawings and shitpost about it, i dont really mind if people see my stuffs in all honesty, it's my comfort place to remind me sometimes i have an AU of an Delusional Monkey who thinks his ex wife still loves him.
Hope u enjoy your stay here as i slowly loose my sanity over these two "Lovers to Enemies to... Lovers?" Probably.
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•Rules•
U can like- be kind, and stuff, honestly i never set boundaries since i just let people use me so uhh... weird right? Anyways Just dont be toxic
Yes:
Ask things about it on anonymous or not on anonymous i dont mind either option (i forgor how to write it dawggg)
Yes u can request stuff like drawings about them.
I dont mind your age, i mean... If u see something u shouldnt then just- dont? I mean its your choice and if its your choice u decided to see it so its more likely ur problem.
Yes, i'm ok if in the future someone does bots about my ocs, i dont mind? Like i dont know its such a bad thing, honestlyyy?? Send it to me pookie i'll rizz my creation up.
Yes u can repost it or post it on pinterest idk, put Credits atleast but i dont mind, i want that, i want to feel how its being on pinterest ah yeah...
I'm always online so go for it, ask me anything, dont worry if its weird or not or spicy or whatever, just- let me see your imagination baby girl...
No:
Incest short of people into, Lolicons, Pedophiles, zoophiles, Toxic people!1!1! Homophobics, transphobics, Weird ships in the LMK fandom (Example, Macaque x MK, Wukong x MK) And clearly more, but either way if i put everything then this gonna be the longest description in your life.
Dont ask me about my private life, If i dont want to then dont force me, i only say it to people i really trust like best friends.
Disrespecting Chinese mitology characters by making them change entirely like if its your own oc IS NOT HOT (I'm saying about making it like- a femboy, female, overly changing it and saying its yours, and some more shit i saw on my pfp, bro yall rlly forgot hes an Demon god monkey). Shipping yourself with Nezha? IS NOT HOT. (Reminder he's 12.) Tracing or using ai and call it your own art? IS NOT HOT.
Dont be like that pookies.
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Anyway enjoy your stay, take care love ya!
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itsander · 3 months
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Who are u all and why yall are starting to follow me and like my stuffs dawg💥💥💥❕❕❕
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itsander · 3 months
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They act like this your honor💔💔💔
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