itsteddydarling

[itsteddydarling]

WHY AM I FOAMING AT THE MOUTH OVER THIS DEPRESSED, STRESSED, AND SMARTLY DRESSED CUTIE PATOOTIE? THIS ADORABLY DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN?

#adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #ice king #max original #cartoon network #I LOVE HIM SO MUCH WHY IS HE SO CUTE

[itsteddydarling]

*finishes watching the second season of a series about a sweet, fluffy angel and a silly, goth demon that are in love that broke my heart*

Me, wiping away tears: Well, it can’t get any worse, can it?

*sees the trailer for the second season of a series about a sweet, fluffy pirate and a silly, goth pirate that are in love that broke my heart*

Me:

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #our flag means death #good omens season 2 #our flag means death season 2 #stede bonnet #blackbeard #ofmd #ah shit here we go again #guess I didn’t hear no bell #it’s been a month #LET ME RECOVER

[itsteddydarling]

Yeah, that’s season two in a nutshell.

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #neil gaiman #good omens season 2 #archangel gabriel #muriel #our car #beep beep on our way to therapy

[itsteddydarling]

I’m just gonna give Neil Gaiman my two cents here. I hope Aziraphale’s apology dance to Crowley is as insanely extra as the half time shows performed that the Super Bowl. I want confetti, lasers, smoke machines, fireworks, backup dancers and singers, several outfit changes and stage transitions, and painstakingly intricate choreography, and I want it all to be live streamed throughout Heaven and Hell.

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #neil gaiman #good omens season 2 #apology dance

[itsteddydarling]

I’m a fucking dumbass for gaslighting myself into watching tv shows and anime series like I’m not about to be clotheslined by my emotions. Fleabag ripped my heart out, Jujutsu Kaisen and Demon Slayer went for the jugular, Our Flag Means Death roundhouse kicked me in the jaw, and Good Omens has me swallowing my teeth.

#fleabag #jujutsu kaisen #demon slayer #our flag means death #good omens

[itsteddydarling]

Just finished binge watching Good Omens Season Two! If anyone needs me in the next couple of days I’ll be:

#good omens #good omens season 2 #neil gaiman #crowley #aziraphale

[itsteddydarling]

Epilogue:

After an intense day of screaming, fighting, absurd cursing, and crying, Steven and Marc returned the great white shark to its rightful home, the ocean, and saved their beloved goldfishes from becoming shark bait. After that, Steven and Marc decided to gift an insanely livid Jake an alternative pet:

Jake was not happy.

Steven: *gushing at the fish tank* Don’t our goldfishes look absolutely darling in their little aquarium together?

Marc: Yup, bet you they’re little aquarium buddies.

Jack: *kicks open the apartment door* GUESS WHAT CHUCKLEFUCKS I JUST BOUGHT A GREAT WHITE SHARK FROM THIS JOE EXOTIC LOOKING BASTARD AND IT’S GOING IN THE BOWL.

[itsteddydarling]

Steven: *gushing at the fish tank* Don’t our goldfishes look absolutely darling in their little aquarium together?

Marc: Yup, bet you they’re little aquarium buddies.

Jake: *kicks open the apartment door* GUESS WHAT CHUCKLEFUCKS I JUST BOUGHT A GREAT WHITE SHARK FROM THIS JOE EXOTIC LOOKING BASTARD AND IT’S GOING IN THE BOWL.

#moon knight #steven grant #marc spector #oscar isaac #marvel #disney plus #jake lockley

[itsteddydarling]

You can’t fight crime if you ain’t cute sweetie.

May I present to you, Steven “Fix my outfit mid-fight” Grant.

#steven grant #moon knight #marvel

[itsteddydarling]

Izzy Hands after meeting Stede and his pirate crew:

#our flag means death #ofmd #stede bonnet #izzy hands #hbo original #hbo max

[itsteddydarling]

Stede is literally a fucking saint. Your entire pirate crew wants to commit mutiny upon you? Have a group discussion as to why and enthusiastically accept pointers on how to act like an authentic pirate. Blackbeard admits to wanting to murder you and assume your identity? Forgive and forget and befriend him after realizing he can’t live with himself otherwise. Wife finds a lover after you’ve abandoned her for a life at sea? Congratulate her on finding true love and thank the man that brings happiness into her life. I’m a petty bitch so I would have set the entire world on fire and let everyone burn in my hatred had they tried any of this bullshit on me.

#our flag means death #ofmd spoilers #stede bonnet #hbo original #hbo max

[itsteddydarling]

I love how Stede can exquisitely describe things and be dramatic and flamboyant with fancy words and then we have Blackbeard who can’t seem to speak a single sentence without adding the word “fuck” or some other obscenities to everything he says but like in a jolly way God they both have such a way with words.

#our flag means death #stede bonnet #blackbeard #hbo original #hbo max

[itsteddydarling]

Never would’ve guessed that a show about an angel and a demon fighting to save the Earth and a show about comedic pirates would leave me starving for love and affection like holy fuck I want someone to hold my hand or rest their head on my shoulder or gaze into my eyes like I’m the eighth wonder of the world or cup my face gently as they kiss me or go out for a romantic lunch date because suddenly I’m feeling very empty on the inside.

#good omens #our flag means death #aziraphale #crowley #blackbeard #stede bonnet #hbo original #prime video

[itsteddydarling]

Blackbeard: I don’t consider myself to be a bloodthirsty murderer. Everything heard are only rumors.

Stede: *exists*

Blackbeard: I would slaughter all of humanity for you. And that’s a fact.

#our flag means death #blackbeard #stede bonnet #taika waititi #hbo original #hbo max

[itsteddydarling]

Steven after his fistfight with the jackal:

#moon knight #steven grant #marvel #disney plus #he tried his very best

[itsteddydarling]

Steven after discovering Marc’s secret storage:

#moon knight #sailor moon #marvel #disney plus #steven grant #anime #marc spector

[itsteddydarling]

*Khonshu, talking to Marc*: I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in and stop Ammit from being unleashed upon this world.

Steven: Is there anything I can do to help?

Khonshu: No thanks we’re good.

#moon knight #steven grant #marvel #disney plus #khonshu #marc spector