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Seriously, you guys what the fuck was I on about

"I'll walk through the fiery gates of hell before I stop making fun of the French you Cocksucking Baguette MotherFucker."

-The Horrid Depths Of My Mind

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My parents: But you used to love [insert food]!

Me who was too scared to tell them that I didn't like that food: Yeah I guess people just change sometimes.

#parents #childhood #those fuckin red hotdogs

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Just realized I don't even know one person named Amanda.

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

#quest to find Amanda

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On today's episode of Shit Reddit Says:

"If you die to early you can't have more cocaine."

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I have one playlist that's like 55h long and it's called Shuffa MothaFucka and it includes all genres and types but I made it because my liked songs was infested with funny or dumb songs that I didn't actually like, I just liked because I wanted to bookmark that song. It's called Shuffa MothaFucka because I can just hit shuffle and know I'm gonna get a decent song.

"what music do u listen to" i don't know playlists?

#spotify

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Can I just point something weird out. Photo quality. Photos that are fucking years old like photos from many many decades ago have a wonderful aesthetic. It's grainy and old and cool. Because as all old people and kettle kids will tell you, old things are cool. And then there's the brand new photos. The photos that have so much quality that you can count the fucking pores on the subject's face or the number of cells on a leaf. And that's a amazing, it's so cool to look at. And then you have the photos in between. Those photos that don't have that cool aesthetic and aren't amazing to look at. It's this weird era. Idk it's just something I thought about.

#photography #idk #am I crazy #can anybody relate #will anybody even see this

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Hey parents, "It's probably because you're always laying around, if you'd get up and do something once in a while you wouldn't feel that way," is not the solution to every fucking problem.

#parents #why possibly would me laying around have anything to do with my head hurting

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What the fuck

"I'll walk through the fiery gates of hell before I stop making fun of the French you Cocksucking Baguette MotherFucker."

-The Horrid Depths Of My Mind

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High school is fucking wack.

I just heard the sentence "You ever shove your sucker down her throat... metaphorically?" And I don't know what to do about this.

#high school

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Y'all motherfuckers remember when a group of 4th graders laughed at the Grinch and then he climbed a mountain and lived the next 30 years in isolation on top of said mountain amongst heaps of trash, eating glass bottles, loathing strangers entirely, and yet he still has an alarm clock.

#the grinch #how the grinch stole christmas #christmas #Christmas movies #jim carrey

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Teal Swan. The documentary on Hulu (The Deep End) is amazing. I have never felt this much hate for one individual. I hate everything about her. If she by some miracle of chance she sees this I want her to know that I despise her. Teal, you are a sociopathic horrible beast from hell. I'd love to go on a 10 page rant about how fucking trash she is but I'm tired and you could just watch the doc. I intended these posts to just be lists of people I want to say fuck you to but I hate Teal so much I felt compelled to write this much.

List of people I would like to personally say "fuck you" to in no particular order:

Elon Musk

Mike Pence

Donald Trump

Vladimir Putin

Amy Coney Barret

Brett Kavanaugh

Clarence Thomas

Majorie Taylor Greene

Kanye West

King Charles III

The Falwells of Liberty University

Ronald Reagan or Ronald Reagan's corpse

I'll probably update this at some point but for now this is good.

#teal swan #hulu #fuck you #I have never felt this much hate #the deep end

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Growing up is finally being able to take up the whole couch.

#growing old #I'm starting to value sleep more #my back hurts

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List of people I would like to personally say "fuck you" to in no particular order:

Elon Musk

Mike Pence

Donald Trump

Vladimir Putin

Amy Coney Barret

Brett Kavanaugh

Clarence Thomas

Majorie Taylor Greene

Kanye West

King Charles III

The Falwells of Liberty University

Ronald Reagan or Ronald Reagan's corpse

I'll probably update this at some point but for now this is good.

#politics #Elon musk #Trump #Putin #amy coney barrett #brett kavanaugh #clarence thomas #most of the Supreme Court really even a lot of Senators too #kanye west #ye #King Charles III #falwell #liberty university #ronald reagan #fuck all of you

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"I'll walk through the fiery gates of hell before I stop making fun of the French you Cocksucking Baguette MotherFucker."

-The Horrid Depths Of My Mind

#shitpost #im too tired for this to make sense but I wanted a record of it

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I heard my economics teacher yesterday was talking about cryptocurrency to the class and admitted he owns some Dogecoin. I don't know what this means but it's hilarious.

#dogecoin #crypto #economics #public school is wild

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Why the fuck did we all decided that owls were the "smart animals" or the symbol for wisdom. Fucking BirdFact.com said "Owls are generally not 'smart'". It should be either Dolphins or some fucking monkey. But if you really want to stick with birds go with the fucking crow. Crows are fucking great. They look metal as fuck and they're more loyal to their kind than some humans. Crows fucking rock. Yeah, fuck owls. Not sexually though just metaphorically. Fuck owls metaphorically. And fuck Mike Pence too. Metaphorically. Crows gonna remember your face if you do mean shot to them and fuck you up next time they see you. The fuck is an owl gonna do with it's fucking flat face, the dumb fucks. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk about Crows, Owls, and Mike Pence just slipped in there.

#crows #owls #fuck owls metaphorically #fuck mike pence #and while were here also have you guys seen Sun Bears? #Sun Bears fucking rock #this post was inspired by me taking a spirit animal test cause why the fuck not and you guessed it #it gave me a fucking owl #fuck owls

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Does anyone else do that thing where you find a new favorite song but you listen to it like 60 times within a week and you don't get tired of it, it just becomes less special so you move on to the next song and it repeats. It's a vicious cycle.

#music #Spotify #human attention spans are far to short