I have been waiting all year to post this.
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weve got to desexualize boobs im being so for real theyre not inherently sexual body parts they are literally just there grow up grow up grow uppp. if someone with boobs doesnt wear a bra its literally none of yr business get over it
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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
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once buck comes out and settles into a relationship with tommy i’m sure they’re inevitably going to hang out with eddie at some point and i’m lowkey curious about which one of them will feel like the third wheel because somehow all three of them fit the bill for that
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Zevran
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Rich guy in an asian drama: I have no interest in love or romance and I think dating is a waste of time.
Plucky ordinary girl: You suck, your family and friends suck, you make me miserable and I’m in love with another guy.
Rich guy:
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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"Husk would be jealous of Angel's work-" Nah bro this is the vibe
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ALISTAIR 💀💀💀
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Sam: Hey Brennan, Grant's out for today's Game Changer, can you fill in for him?
Brennan Lee Mulligan, knowing that he is Prometheus and Game Changer is his eagle, but still filled with the desperate need to compete and die on any hill: Hell yeah
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We can all agree this is how we should proceed, right?
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