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“Oh my gosh.  This was from the dirt, wasn’t it.” He shrugged. “Chat!”

Based on @gabriel-agreste-has-no-rights​​‘s fic Tastes like Dirt [AO3] which was so much cuter than necessary but I loved every second of it. 🥺🤎 Tali, thank you for writing the dirt marichat content that no one else would asfhsajfdsklgf;

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Ladybug and Chat Noir

I really want to see Ladybug get genuinely mad at Chat Noir for protecting her. He could push her out of the way of an Akuma’s attack and ‘die’ and when he is brought back, I want her to get so mad to the point of tears. It would be a great way to show that Ladybug values Chat’s life. 

#ladybug #ladynoir #chatnoir #adrien #adrien agreste #marinette #marinette dupain cheng #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #carapace #rena rouge

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Ladybug’s crush

You know what I find annoying about the Ladynoir balcony scene in Glaciator? Ladybug could have easily told Chat that she had a crush on Adrien without revealing her identity. He is a well-known model with a decent following of fan girls who love him and claim to have a crush on him! their is literally no way of narrowing his fan base down to Marinette unless she said she knew him personally and went to the same school as him.  

#ladybug #chat noir #ladynoire #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #adrien is so dumb like why can't he see who ladybug is #marinette is even dumber #but i still love them to bits

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Sabine

What if Sabine got a miraculous and was constantly taking care of Ladybug and Chat Noir. Feeding them, making sure they stayed safe, motherly actions

#sabine dupain cheng #miraculous ladybug #marinette #adrien #ladybug #chat noir #miraculous

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Bed bugs

Marinette: *Get’s Adrien a tee shirt that says ‘don’t let the bed bugs bite’*

Adrien: Thanks! I love it!

- Later in bed -

Adrien: Goodnight my lad- OW! YOU BIT ME!

Marinette: I warned you....

#marinette #adrien #ladynoir #adrienette #memes #meme #miraculous ladybug #marichat #ladrien #puns #humour #comedy

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SOMEONE WRITE THIS FOR LARRY

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Ladybug: I have decided that I am, in fact, a snack. People just aren’t hungry.

Chat Noir, shouting: I’M STARVING.

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Auntie Chloe

Louis: FUCK

Adult Marinette: Louis!

Emma: Fuck!

Adult Adrien: Emma! Where did you two learn such language?

Emma and Louis:..... Auntie Chloe

Adult Marinette: ASJDFRGHREWKEFM

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Sassy Hawk Moth

I like to think that when the villians are complaining about why they were akumatized, Hawk Moth sits at a table with a single chair, sipping tea with his legs crossed and just says “let out girl,” then watches as the villian destroys all of Paris

#hawk moth #sassy #miraculous ladybug #miraculous #gabriel

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Gay Pride Prompts

“I told my family that I’m dating someone from school to get them to stop trying to set me up with people but I forgot that I go to an all boys school.”

“I was so scared that you were going to reject me when I came out but it turns out you’re gay too and...kinda cute.”

“I accidentally misled this person into thinking I was straight and had a wife for several months and today they asked what my spouse’s name was and I had to say “Paul”.”

“You dropped your pride flag during the parade earlier and I’ve been trying to give it back to you for two hours so I’ve been following you around...is that creepy? I promise I’m not a stalker but saying that out loud makes it sound like I am

“I’m tired of my family denying that I’m gay so could you just pretend to be my boyfriend? Only for a few weeks?”

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Person A: “….”

Person B: “….What?”

Person A: “Nothing, I just…. I didn’t know you had it in you.”

Person B: “There’s a lot of things you don’t know.”

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Person A: “We’re not going to make it out of this alive, are we?”

Person B: “Maybe not both of us…. but you are.”

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"I think I'm dying."

"Well... that sounds like a you problem."

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Prompt #2277

The villain groaned, peeled their eyes open, and stared. “Why the fuck am I in your lap?!”

“Uhhh, because I’m comfier than concrete?”

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Dialogue Prompt

“He did what?”

“It’s no big deal; I’m used to it.”

“Used to it? You’re not supposed to get ‘used to it,’ B!”

“But I…I mean-”

“B, angel of my heart, look at me,“ A said, placing his calloused hands on B’s tear-stained cheeks. “No one gets to lay a finger on you and make you bleed, never again, not while I’m here to protect you. ” 

-Mod Vienna @see-through-stars

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Sensory Prompts

cold, smooth slate

smell of smoke in icy air

a shimmer of water droplets in the sun

mint leaves

cold mud

the squeak of an old wooden staircase

paper tearing

light on the bottom of a clear pool

radio static

wind chimes

light reflected on puddles

the green iridescence of a beetle’s wing

slipping into warm water

a glow stick being snapped

night wind carrying the scent of freshly baked bread

wet, rotting leaves

dice against a table

the taste left in your mouth after a dentist’s appointment

a bite of an apple

people talking a room away

walking barefoot on sidewalk

dark, bitter chocolate

dryer lint

plucking a peach off the tree

calloused palm

pine needles

aloe being slathered on a sunburn

eggshells cracking

a dog’s cold nose

porch light in the distance

pouring something into a glass

soft cat feet

scraping at a scab

a deer darting away under the trees

jumping into a cold pool

a paper cut

a too-rich dessert

putting on clean underwear

an unpleasantly damp handshake

sweaty socks

the soft fur behind a dog’s ears

crunching ice at the bottom of the glass

licking your fingers while eating Cheetos

fighting against the urge to cry

floating on your back in water

soreness after exercise

the smell of an elderly relative’s house

bowling alley carpet

fresh paint

fireworks close enough to feel in your chest

the radio playing in the background at a restaurant

watching aquarium fish

a toilet flushing in a public restroom

your breath coming out in clouds in the cold

putting accidentally way too much salt on your food

poking at a bruise

rain on a metal roof

scent of a damp basement

the weird green afterimage after coming in from the snow

getting scratched by briars

a popsicle stick against your tongue

opening a window

walking on gravel

cold pizza

blowing out a candle

a swallow of a carbonated drink

packing peanuts

a bleeding mosquito bite

trying to fall asleep in a too-warm room

loud laughter somewhere else in the neighborhood

a round rock in the palm of your hand

putting your hair in a tight ponytail

steam rising from a bowl of soup

gum with all the flavor chewed out of it

the feel of banana peel

heavy boots

latex gloves

cold coins

an earthworm squirming in your palm

someone pulling away from a hug you wish would last longer

cloudless summer sky

ripping up a tuft of grass

getting water in your eyes

clean sheets

the packaging of snack food you’re eating late at night

cold water down your neck

nasty-tasting medicine

cleaning dirt from under your nails

holding your breath underwater

flies buzzing

thick fog

aluminum foil

the smell of stagnant water

the light of a full moon

bending a green twig in your hands

another person touching your skin with cold hands

motion sickness

tufts of shed fur

hard candy dissolving in your mouth

a feeling of acceleration in your chest

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Then this puppeteer must have taken it. That’s where the akuma must be!