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#madu grumbles #lmao #cats! #cats of tumblr #not my stuff

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Infodumping historically accurate facts and customs in diverse religions and cultures in my fics just like that.

Did you know that the Old Norse had a "christening" ceremony where the father knelt before the gods, and if he accepted the child from the mother's arms and placed it in his arms, he was assuming paternity? It was called a knesetting!

Made this for u 💝

#madu grumbles #ao3 #not my stuff #fanfictions #How to trick your readers to read your fic using the porn #a summary #norse paganism #Accurate historical facts my beloveds

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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

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@dumdumdugs It's not going to be posted for a good fifteen chapters or so, but I'm working on it! *asthmatic laughter*

Day 24 of writing until I finish my book.

#madu grumbles #writers #writing productivity #fanfictions #smutty thoughts #Lmao #Where you're both working on a GoT + The Witcher fanfiction and have to decide where the smüts are going to go lol

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#madu grumbles #it fucken wimdy #guys guys guys #i found it

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There's a fucking cat inside my ceiling, and this bitch is SO FAT YOU CAN HEAR IT FROM DOWN HERE! God in heaven, I swore they had broken into the house, but NO! IT'S THE FUCKING CAT AGAIN! IT'S 3:40 IN THE MORNING, DAMMIT. AND THEN THERE'S THE DAMN MOSQUITOES! LET ME SLEEP!

IM

#madu grumbles #cats of tumblr #fat cat #mosquitoes #Fucking season change #*shaking fist furiously towards Persephone* #CAN YOU HURRY UP WITH AUTUMN? #No one else can stand the heat and the rain and these fucking mosquitoes #fucking hell

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#madu grumbles #ao3 #harry potter fanfiction #supernatural fanfiction #crossover #Is it blasphemy? #Probably #Do I care? #No #lmao #Seraph Harry Au

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#madu grumbles #duolingo #i'm speechless #yuri on ice #yuuri on ice #figure skating #The one where a giant green owl has more hand-eye coordination than you #history maker #THE ELSA DRESS

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You know who you are

but for everyone else btw it was @razzbberry

#tumblr shenanigans

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war never changes

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I feel literally

#madu grumbles #boop #boop o meter #For the record #i'm not complaining #Lmao #🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

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The staff, (probably) watching in horror as the entire site starts beating each other with cat's paws:

#madu grumbles #lmao #cats of tumblr #boop #boop o meter #*boops the nearest mutual*

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Tumblr: hey, now you can boop your friend!

Me, whose spirit animal is an orange cat:

#madu grumbles #lmao #boop #Boop day!

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Me, scrolling through Ao3: *see an interesting title* mmm *proceed to read the summary* MMMM *check the tags and see Aemon Targaryen/Olenna Tyrell in the relationship tags*

#madu grumbles #ao3 #ao3 tags #rare pair #BAMF Elderly Couple? #Yes sign me up #lmao #game of thrones #a song of ice and fire #In which Daenerys adopts a litter of Starks puppies and not because she wants to lol #They follow her like puppies #Kinda literally lmao

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@dumdumdugs Oh, look. It's Jon and Gendry, enjoying spring and spending time together after breaking the Night King's face.

Deer and jackdaws.

The birds feed on ticks from the deer, and also assist in removing velvet from growing antlers.

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*Refresh the Ao3 page*

Ao3:

Me (and all of us):

#ao3 #madu grumbles #god why #what the fuck is going on #ao3 my beloved #I was in the middle of an important read! #not yet ferb