Did you really meow or did you zarth?
Nah i'd howl🗿
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Odysseus: We should try to find a way no one ends up dead
(he failed)
Poseidon: I should try to find a way nobody ends up dead
(he failed)
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So I was trying to explain the events of the Iliad to my dad and I was at the part where Achilles ragequits and goes to sulk in his tent with Patroclus and my dad literally went,
“Wow they seem like such good friends!”
Like what are you dad, a historian?
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