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MANLY PERIOD MEANINGS

PINK - YOU’RE A PRETTY PRINCESS, SON (MASCULINE)

RED - YOUR PENIS EXPLODED

BROWN OR DARK RED - YOUR SHITTING OUT YOUR DICK, SON (POSITIVE)

BLACK - EMO (GOOD)

GRAY - EMO (BAD)

ORANGE - YES, SON. YOU CAN BE AN ORANGE, BUT YOUR PENIS MIGHT BE INFECTED

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monster high headcanon that nobody asked for but i will share anyway: venus is bisexual

#monster high hc #monster high headcanons #monster high #mh #mh headcanons #venus mcflytrap

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Bunny bun, bloody bun

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inch posting (he needed some red so i gave him a lil bandana)

#inch the beanie baby worm #beanie baby inch #inch the worm #beanie baby worm #beanie baby #beanie babies #beanie baby inchworm #rainbow worm #inch resting

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inch the inchworm uses he/it pronouns

#i mean #look at him #lgbt #trans things #enby #nblm #genderfluid #trans mlm #gay mlm #non binary #trans #transmasc #nonbinary #trans boy #men loving men #men loving nonbinary #bi mlnb #bi nblm #gender stuff #he him his #dysphoria #gender identity #beanie baby inch #inch the beanie baby worm #beanie baby worm #inch the worm #rainbow worm #beanie baby #beanie babies

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Modded Counter-Strike: Source is the funniest gaming experience anyone can have

Image a team consisting of Gordon Freeman, Alice from Alice in Wonderland, Pyro from TF2 and Hatsune Miku fighting Deadpool, Naruto and The Joker trying to plant a Hello Kitty bomb while everyone is throwing exploding pokeballs and cans of Red Bull at each other

No other game can offer such an experience

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fuck it kin list time !!

Yuri (DDLC)

Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty)

Greg House (House)

Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars)

Kieran Valentine (Monster High)

Doom Slayer (DOOM)

Raymond (Animal Crossing)

Ramona Flowers (Scott Pilgrim)

basically I’m a traumatized misanthrope AND an emo girl (Will update if i remember more lmao)

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should I post a kin list

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I would love to hear head canons about Draculaura, Frankie, and/or Heath if you have any to share. I love the ones you've posted so far.

eek I’m so excited for this

For Draculaura, I think that she definitely comes from money (pretty sure that this is canon), and since she’s the daughter of Dracula, a well known figure in the monster world, I’m pretty sure that she and Cleo would have been friends as kids. Like, absolutely best friends, since they’re both wealthy. They drifted apart after some time, but Cleo isn’t really “mean” to Clawdeen and the rest because they’re Draculaura’s friends, and she stills care about her. I also think that Clawdeen had a crush on Drac, which was unrequited, but they still remained good friends. Draculaura is straight in my headcanon, but she’s very outspoken as an ally and never judged Clawdeen for her feelings.

Frankie is asexual and greyromantic but also straight, if that makes sense? She develops crushes on guys like Jackson and Andy, but i they don’t really feel a desire for a romantic relationship (looking at the menu, but not wanting to order if that makes sense). I also think they use they/she, since she’s made up of many people’s body parts, but is definitely more feminine aligned.

I don’t know if this is a common one, but I think Heath definitely has ADHD. He grew up in a household that valued “traditional” and conservative viewpoints, so his father rejected any mention of Heath being neurodivergent. Since he wasn’t supported at home, he never really learned how to control his fire or impulse control. His father was also a big proprietor of gender roles, which were heavily ingrained in Heath. He didn’t really understand how to talk to women and thought that girls couldn’t be or do masculine things. Of course he started unlearning that because that sort of thing isn’t tolerated at Monster High, but it really affects him to this day to be as “manly” as possible.

This was mega fun to write, thank you for suggesting that many characters 😭

#monster high fandom #monster high fanfiction #monster high #monster high headcanon #monster high headcanons #monster high hc #monster high frankie #draculaura #heath burns #frankie stein #mh

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another monster high headcanon: kieran valentine is GAY. but again, just like torelai, suffers from a lot of internalized homophobia and comphet so he dates a lot of women in order to convince himself he’s straight. of course he’s unhappy in all of these relationships and end up breaking up with them (and breaking their hearts). draculaura was the first girl he ever knew that wasn’t homophobic or weirded out in some way, and he used that to convince himself that she was the one for him.

#kieran valentine #gay mlm #comphet #monster high headcanons #monster high torelai #monster high #mh #monster high headcanon #monster high fanfiction #monster high fandom

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Sanrio Hello Kitty and My Melody Plush (Heart Pants)

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Send me monster high characters in asks and I’ll tell you my headcanons >:3

#monster high #mh #monster high dolls #monster high headcanons #Frankie stein #Draculaura #Clawdeen #Clawdeen wolf #Cleo de Nile

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monster high headcanon: torelai is a lesbian but deals with internalized homophobia and can’t stand seeing the main characters being accepting and welcoming towards other lesbians (*cough cough* clawdeen) so she bullies them. secretly, she wishes she could be in their group and accepted too because meowlody and purrsephone are legit homophobic and she can’t be herself around them.

#monster high #monster high dolls #mh #monster high frankie #Torelai #monster high torelai #headcanon #hc #monster high headcanons

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Howleen and Clawd

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Timbre, my Jellycat dragon plush, because I love him