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Hey, y’all. I’ve switched to another account -> find me at spencer-blake-supremacy. This blog will be poof! by the end of the week.

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I ask myself, when did I really fall in love with Spencer? And there’s a new answer every day. Today, it’s the notion the Spencer Reid hasn’t read Twilight. Good for him.

#spencer reid #shitpost of the day

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This may be an unpopular head canon but I don’t think the BAU celebrates Christmas together. Like sure they’ll take the holiday and see their families and all. But I don’t think they celebrate it together for one big reason. They don’t all believe in God.

Emily had a rough patch with the church as a kid - with what happened to her friend, possible lover and her abortion

Derek canonically stated that his faith is ‘day to day’ - the trauma he suffered as a kid means he desn’t take it very seriously

Spencer’s a scientist, he believes in falsifiable facts so he’s most likely agnostic - after the Hankel incident he may have started to question his faith.

Penelope believes in horoscopes, fate and destiny - she can’t not celebrate a holiday about joy and cheer so she definitely gets into the spirit

Rossi is a Catholic but there’s no mention of any family - maybe he just invites his BAU fam over for dinner

Hotch is again unconfirmed but he probably celebrates Christmas for Jack.

Same with JJ - she probably celebrates for her boys but with the awry mission plus the dog incident probably shook hr faith a little

Maybe they take advantage of the holiday time and take a break from work - but I doubt they all sincerely believe in it.

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A Series Of Emotional Events

A series of one-shots circling around Dr Spencer Reid's relationship with Dr Piper Bishop. From academic rivals to friends to lovers and beyond.

First Days Suck Ass...Sometimes 

Taylor Swift Was Onto Something 

Poolside Heart-to-Hearts 

Emotions Are Things That I Do Not Understand 

Why Are We Competing For A Baby's Attention? 

In Which the Protagonist Turns Out to be a Dumbass 

Thunderstorms Aren't Conducive To Good Driving 

Congratulations, You're Officially The Last Person To Know

We Are 26 And In Trouble With Our Work Dad And Italian Grandfather. This Isn't Weird. 

Morning Breath Should Be A Crime

I Know You Love Me But Say It Anyway Because I Crave Attention

#criminal minds #bau #bau x oc #dr piper bishop #spencer reid #derek morgan #emily prentiss #penelope garcia #jennifer jareau #david rossi #aaron hotchner

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Hotch and Rossi dealing with the BAU is probably like dealing with five four year olds in a supermarket. 

Emily is the kid who is just complaining the whole time about how she doesn’t want to be there. Derek is the kid that keeps knocking things off of the shelf, sometimes on purpose, sometimes on accident. Penelope is that kid who keeps asking for things. Spencer is the kid that hangs onto the side of cart and almost makes it tips over because he’s afraid of getting lost. JJ’s the quiet kid who they accidentally leave in the store because she got distracted and no one noticed she was gone.

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silverware hotch: the aftermath

what did the team expect when they showed hotch the new version of him? well it certainly wasn’t him half tackling reid in an attempt to throw the whole damn thing out the window

after derek held hotch down for 15 minutes hotch calmed down he spiraled into yelling at them for a solid hour. to sum it up: “I SPENT TWO FUCKING YEARS FILING PAPERWORK FOR MISSING SILVERWARE!! TWO WHOLE FUCKING YEARS!!! I SPENT VACATION TIME DOING THIS BULLSHIT AND FOR WHAT?? A STUPID ASS ME MADE OUT OF SILVERWARE??”

everyone that heard the whole spiel swears up & down that it was the scariest thing they’ve ever experienced. the entire floor only heard the entire thing and some of them won’t even look him the eye still. can you imagine being in the room?

penelope sobbed for two hours and still has nightmares. jj went into shock, emily stayed quiet for an hour (an emily record), derek teared up & left for an hour (presumably to cry in his car). rossi just fucking left the building, spencer had a panic attack

hotch was beyond livid, aaron “i don’t take breaks” hotchner TOOK A TWO WEEK BREAK!!

they broke him, they fucking broke the unbreakable

the aftermath aftermath, you ask?? the next year and a half hotch refused to be in the kitchen with the team. if anyone of them was seen with silverware outside of the kitchen, they got suspended.

hotch simply flew into a blind rage at the sight of emily holding a spoon and watching him through his office window, bad april fools prank

the team still thinks the prank was worth all the yelling, fear, and chaos. no one will ever forget “the great silverware fiasco of 2008-2010”

#my favourite head canon ever part 3

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part two of silverware hotch:

the 2 weeks leading up to the completion of silverware hotch was busy, busier than busy if you will

spencer was working tirelessly to complete the new hotch, morgan was going in and out delivering supplies. if they were going to finish this it everyone had to do their part.

once they were a day away, it got serious

emily was focused on distracting hotch the best way she could atm, handcuff them together. earlier in the day penelope had rewired his phone so no call would go out. once emily got the handcuffs on she gave the signal out the window so jj would lock them in. hotch was absolutely livid, it was worth it

spencer had called in sick but the truth was he was hiding out in an empty office to finish the sculpture. rossi had broken out the secret stash of silverware in preparation for the day.

jj & pen were on cover story. pen had doubled down calling a meeting to discuss the issue of the “silverware thief” while pen was talking a whistle blew signaling the worst. everyone had been given a whistle to blow if their plan was being foiled, this was bad.

jj left to sort this out, she found anderson standing outside the empty office staring at hotch. now what happened after is unclear, all that’s known is that grant anderson was found cuffed to an empty storage closet knocked out that evening. jj did what she had too

that night they finally finished, it was done. a life size replica of aaron hotchner made out of silverware was standing in an empty office before them. all their work payed off, well it was abt to

the next morning hotch walked into his office to see emily, spencer, penelope, jj, derek and rossi standing next to that damn monstrosity. the shock and confusion only lasted a short amount of time before emily locked the door.

“hello hotch, we’ve been waiting for you”

#my favourite head canon ever part 2

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merry christmas y’all, i offer you this:

penelope LOVES gossip & ofc emily won’t tell her off the bat what’s going on with morgan and reid. one kiss per detail, she’s gotta get her pay

the gossip? spencer & derek have been stealing all the silverware from the bau kitchen to make a giant silver hotch, it’s been 2 years since they started...

the issue is almost everyone in the bau knows. jj found out last year when she opened reid’s bag to see it filled to the brim with forks. ever since then she makes sure they get away with it, she’s the cover story. everyone always believes the mom

emily’s been in on it from the start. she keeps the supply moving and if needed distract hotch from the monstrosity they’re making. she’s trained for this her whole life, being this annoying is truly a blessing

reid’s on architecture and building, everyone says he got that engineering degree for nothing! look at him now, building a man out of forks. derek on the other hand smuggles the goods out to spencer. he’s gotten really good at it

once rossi found out what they were doing he wanted no part in it, the issue? you know what’s happening, you work. so rossi’s the lookout and as per “emily’s rookie rules” he gets stuck holding excess silverware until they need it. hotch thinks he’s hiding whiskey in the lock drawer in his office, it’s just forks, spoons & knives

now how does penelope come into play? she was originally hidden from the operation for fear of (accidently)telling hotch. that was part of emily’s job but pen can only take so much phoney gossip from em. she’s in now & no she doesn’t have to follow “emily’s rookie rules.” pen keeps up the cover story with jj by launching a fake investigation to find the silverware thief. her mock outrage is also perfect distraction while derek grabs more spoons

they haven’t been caught yet, silverware hotch is almost done. the next step? kidnap the real hotch and replace him

#my favourite head canon ever part 1

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i bet papa rossi only watches reality tv to judge people. he was canonically watching the young and the fearless which turns out to be the most dumb storyline ever. he does not watch it for anything but the drama and that is why he is absolutely the most ✨d r a m a t i c ✨king on the show.

#shitpost of the day #criminal minds #papa pasta #papa rossi #david rossi

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4-9/100 days of productivity

Didn’t get to take pictures because I’ve been very busy lately lol I don’t get why assignments build up nearing the exams

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Can someone help me tell the difference between these two pictures?

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evermore prompts based on the album

willow

“You make me feel less alone.”

“How do you always make me feel better?”

“Nothing else matters when I’m with you.”

“I’m with you, no matter what.”

“I’m yours, always.”

“I can’t believe you’re mine.”

“You and me, we’re unstoppable.”

champagne problems

“I can’t do this anymore. I just... I need everything to just stop.”

“I love you, I do but I just...I can’t marry you.”

“I’m sorry but...I love someone else.”

“{name}, this is really nice and sweet and incredible, but I’m not ready to take that step.”

“B-But I love you.” “Sometimes that isn’t enough.”

“Well, what did they say?” “I’m sorry, Ma. She said no.”

gold rush

“I’m not her, don’t you get it? I’m not half as pretty or smart or sexy as she is.”

“You want her/him/they, don’t you?”

“Has it always been her/him/they?”

‘tis the damn season

“You smell like home.”

“Let’s run away, you and me. Let’s get out of here.”

“You ever wonder what could have been?”

“I’ve missed you.”

“For old times sake?”

“You know me better than anyone.”

tolerate it

“What do you know?”

“Go inside, the adults are talking.”

“We had a date? Well, why didn’t you remind me?”

“Maybe I wouldn’t have an affair if you weren’t so terrible at your job.”

“You’re wasting my time.”

“Look, I know I promised we’d have dinner, but the guys are waiting for me at the bar.”

no body, no crime

“Don’t lie to me.”

“You’re never home, I find lipstick stains on your collars and don’t think I haven’t noticed the bank accounts.”

“What did she/he/they give you that I couldn’t?”

happiness

“We used to be happy right?”

“You want me to forgive you?”

“I don’t need your forgiveness.”

“Yeah, we were happy. That was before the blood and bruises and curses.”

“I don’t want to keep fighting. Just get out.”

“I gave you everything. And you just threw it back in my face.”

“I’m tired. I can’t keep holding grudges. So I forgive you for whatever that’s worth.”

dorothea

“Do you remember when we were younger, down by the lake?”

“All you care about them. I’ve known you since we were kids. Isn’t that worth something?”

“I’ll always be here for you. Even if you never were.”

“I’d do anything for you. Would they do the same?”

coney island

“I know you better than anyone.” 

“I don’t know who I am without you.”

“Where did you go?”

“I love you, isn’t that worth something?”

“Don’t I matter to you?”

“I don’t care about that. I care about you.”

“He means nothing to me. I love you with everything I’ve got.”

ivy

“You make me feel better, you know that?”

“I’ve no idea how you did it, but you’ve stolen my heart.”

“I’m yours. What else is there?”

“I’m promised to someone else, but I love you.”

“Of course I love you. But I’m engaged.”

“He could find out.” “I don’t care.”

cowboy like me

“Can I have this dance?”

“I know you better than you know yourself.”

“We’re the same. You and me.”

“There are so many reasons this could go wrong.” “And so many ways it could go right. We’re made for each other, don’t you see?”

long story short

“I don’t want to fight.”

“I’ve got a bit of a past.” “I don’t care.”

“I’m sick of fighting everyone’s battles.”

“You and me. Holding hands. End of the world. Not bad, is it?”

“I’m done keeping score. I’m out.”

“See him? He’s mine. You know what that means? Back the hell up.”

“My duty isn’t to protect you.” “So why take care of me?” “I don’t like seeing you hurt. And I’m not much of a doctor.”

“I’m a survivor. That’s who I am.” “What’s the point of surviving if you’ve got no-one to go home to?” “That’s why I’ve got you, isn’t it?”

marjorie

“You keep taking care of everyone like this, you’ll burn out.”

“You’re always looking out for me. Well, now it’s my turn.”

closure

“Haven’t you hurt me enough?”

“Yep, thanks for reminding me of what a shitty guy you are. Bye.”

“Don’t handle me. Screw you.”

“Is this closure or you rubbing salt in the wounds you gave me?”

“You’re sorry? Really? Because I swear you’re smirking.”

“I don’t need you or your apologies.”

evermore

“I don’t know what I’m fighting for.”

“I’m lost without you.“

“You’re all I’ve got left.”

“How do you always manage to leave me breathless?”

“Stay with me?”

#evermore #taylor swift #writing prompts #platonic #angst #fluff #prompts #dialogue prompts

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david rossi → his children

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Derek: let me cha cha slide into that pussy babeyyy

Spencer: do you wish to die today?

Derek: ahahaaaa maybe

Spencer: i question why i like you everyday

based on this prompt by @koifishkiss

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Rossi is cooking in the kitchen. They suddenly hear a crash from the living room. They look up, furrowing their eyebrows. “What was that?” they call out.

“NOTHING!” Derek and Emily call, desperately trying to free Spencer from the piece of furniture that they ran into and promptly destroyed.

based on this prompt by just-a-few-prompts

#criminal minds #bau #derek morgan #spencer reid #emily prentiss #bau fam

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Ellie: I've lost my phone

Morgan: let me call you

Ellie: no wait-

Phone: you are my dad YOU'RE MY DAD boogie woogie woogie

Morgan:

Ellie: i can explain-

#it's spicer