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pastel-trash-goblin · 5 years
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painted my light switch cover last night :)
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Hi! I’m doing a survey for my senior project about the difference of humor between generations. The survey is only 4 questions and take approximately 2 minutes to complete, so I would really appreciate it if you would consider taking it! Thank you 💛
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CW// artistic nudity
Normally I post sketches on my sketch blog, but in honor of No-Tatas-Tumblr here’s a comic I doodled with a benevolent amount of breasts.
“A woman’s body always stands on the outskirts of the town, verging on uncivilization. A think paper gown is all that separates it from the wilderness. Half of its whole being is devoted to remembering how to live in the woods. This is why Witch, this is why whore, this is why Unlucky, and this is why Unclean. This is why attempts to govern the female body always have the feeling of a last resort, because the female body is fundamentally ungovernable. Barbie, the neatest, tannest, blondest tall who ever existed. Barbie, from the Greek, meaning foreign or strange.”
- Patricia Lockwood, Priestdaddy
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pastel-trash-goblin · 5 years
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The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.
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“You have the potential to be the greatest witch of your generation.”
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pastel-trash-goblin · 5 years
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Ravenclaws probably have, overall as a house, the worst grades in the school tbh. 
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Y'all need to check this out ASAP. Shit is on. Point. 🤣🤣🤣
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sabrina spellman + outfits → requested by anonymous
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college teacher: i’ll be emailing you the class powerpoint later today
college teacher:
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Everyone knows when a girl is over something major she changes her hair
Sabrina was going through some shit so going by standard protocol she made her hair platinum blonde, she knows what’s up
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Since Merlin had a seat at the original stone round table but he didn’t have a seat at the round table of Camelot, I conclude that his seat was Arthur’s lap
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