no I cannot just 'enjoy this piece of media normally' I need to consume it fully. I need to eat it. this show? I have to eat it. it's the law
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but what about the forest people :((
A literal urban jungle, Taipei, Taiwan
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enough is enough *wings my eyeliner*
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the ultimate answer to the universe - don't move on 馃拝
an atheist ghost. they refuse to move on to the afterlife on the grounds that the afterlife does not and should not exist
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arethnes honey n0-
REASONS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T HEADBUTT A UNICORN:
they're beautiful
they might headbutt u back if u do it
their horns are beautiful pls don't ruin/break them
why headbutt unicorns when u can headbutt humans
banging your head may result in head injury due to imapalation
which may lead u to go a hospital and you're broke
you'll go to jail if someone snitches cause it's against PETA act
you might die :((
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HAPPY MOTHERFUCKIN PRIDE TO ALL MY BEAUTIFUL QUEERIES
p.s. don't forget to keep some anti-homophobia cheese on u at all times
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when girl in red said "i need to be alone right now or im gonna lose my shit" i felt that.
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what if we sat next to each other in form and fell for each other and then played in the snow together and then almost held your hand but didn't and then hugged you cause u looked so cuddly like that and then kiss you at a party and run away but come to ur house while it's pouring and kiss you again and we become official boyfriends? haha jk
.......unless?
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it do be like dat sometimes
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sorry i was offline for a while i was emotionally unstable because of these precious motherfuckers
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white people be like "we're not stereotypical!!!!" and then go read a magazine
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when you crack an egg on an overheated pan and it goes through 9 different exorcisms simultaneously
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you're either a 'clean glasses-dirty phone screen' person or a 'dirty glasses-clean phone screen' person
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i don't clean my phone screen. when it gets too impossibly opaque to use, i just place that bad boy on some cloth facedown and rub it vigorously till it's translucent
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