presto-mistoffelees

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:/

Who would you be in a fantasy society

im just here for a good time but i feel so attacked rn

#ooc #ash rambles

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this may be just a me thing but i was watching the 1998 version yesterday and i realized how many times misto and tumble are dancing together during the jellicle ball??? like it's really cute you guys im cryin

#ooc #mister mistoffelees #tumblebrutus #cats 1998 #jellicle cats #misto ships #ash rambles

[presto-mistoffelees]

Misto: I like my queens how I like my coffee.

Misto: I don't like coffee.

#cats the musical #cats musical #incorrect cats #incorrect jellicles #incorrect quotes #mr mistoffelees #mistoffelees #it's true

[presto-mistoffelees]

same

One of my Fav songs 

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@nowwhichwaswhichcat

Mungojerrie: Well, there’s no point in killing a dead horse.

Mistoffelees: You mean there’s no point in beating a dead horse.

Mungojerrie: Why would anyone beat a dead horse?

Mistoffelees: Why would anyone kill a dead horse?

Rumpleteazer: Maybe it kicked ya.

Mistoffelees: It’s dead!

#cats the musical #mungojerrie #mister mistoffelees #rumpleteazer #mungojerrie and rumpleteazer #tw death mention #incorrect quotes #source: dilbert

[presto-mistoffelees]

me too

Me when me when

#cats musical #cats 1998 #cats the musical #jellicle cats #mister mistoffelees #mistoffelees #mr mistoffelees #mistofelees #misto #cats mistoffelees

[presto-mistoffelees]

hi ! i remember you !!

is anyone even still here? i miss you guys :(

#cats in character #mister mistoffelees #the magical mister mistoffelees #mr mistoffelees #cats 1998 #magical mister mistoffelees #jellicle cats

[presto-mistoffelees]

is anyone even still here? i miss you guys :(

#cats in character #mister mistoffelees #the magical mister mistoffelees #mr mistoffelees #cats 1998 #magical mister mistoffelees #jellicle cats #if you guys want to follow me on twitter #im kinda starting this account back over but on another app #the twitter account is @vagueandaloof #i miss y'all

[presto-mistoffelees]

😳😳

Mungojerrie: I don’t understand why Munk’s so mad! It’s not like i knew this was going to happen!

Plato: You gave power tools to Tumble and Pounce. I’d love to hear how you thought that wasn’t a bad idea.

#cats in character #mister mistoffelees #the magical mister mistoffelees #mr mistoffelees #cats 1998 #incorrect cats #incorrect jellicle quotes #incorrect quotes

[presto-mistoffelees]

hello and welcome to Name That White Man!

in this game you’ll be proving your knowledge of various white men from across the internet because they literally all look the same

https://forms.gle/gSNLkcezfSq5A2DY7

Note: because google forms short answers are a bit weird it might tell you that your answer is wrong even if you are correct, so go on ahead and put your funny silly answers. i love reading them!

#well that was a journey #ooc #ash rambles #funny quizzes i found on tumblr dot com

[presto-mistoffelees]

it is now the admin's birthday. happy birthday ash.

#not that anyone cares #ooc #ash rambles #it is my birthday.

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tis a struggle for me to look this swagalicious everyday 😔

#cats in character #mister mistoffelees #the magical mister mistoffelees #mr mistoffelees #cats 1998 #incorrect cats #incorrect jellicle quotes

[presto-mistoffelees]

this is actually very validating thank u

Some of y'all genuinely hate dudes and honestly, that's super cringe

#i don't consider myself a shitty guy #im a little shit don't get me wrong #but i do my best every day to be kind to people #ooc #ash rambles #reblog

[presto-mistoffelees]

still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice

[presto-mistoffelees]

if you don’t know the difference between a hare and a rabbit you’ve never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards

[presto-mistoffelees]

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

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i got a 20 😎

Bro. I just want to play my gay little wizard and do gay wizard shit. Okay? Now, can I please roll an Investigaytion check?

#cats in character #mister mistoffelees #the magical mister mistoffelees #mr mistoffelees #cats 1998 #incorrect cats #dnd #dungeons and dragons #dungeons and dumbasses