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iwannabealice · 1 year
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holga: you look like you've never touched a woman in your life
xenk: i'm homosexual
holga: i'm sorry. you look like you've never touched a man in your life
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candaceaprillee · 2 years
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🦚🪶🌹I love them.
Their grandfather invented birds, you know.
I've been LIVING for this latest season of d20 - all the interactions and intimate moments have been SO good. GIMME THAT COURTLY INTRIGUE. 💔
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aspiringfictionwriter · 11 months
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Ok, hear me out.
What if your D&D BBEG is a dragon and you just have an inflatable dragon set behind your Dungeon Master screen. Just imagine hearing that sound of an inflating dragon as it appears behind the DM.
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incoherentchanting · 8 months
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when the whole party fails the perception check and you don’t know what’s about to Occur
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tizzyfoschizzy · 10 months
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Replace a Wizard's spellbook with a Dr. Seuss book and see how many spells cast it takes for them to notice something is different.
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ionaillustration · 7 months
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curse of strahd illustration from a while back 🧛🏻‍♂️✨
our characters are all now very cursed and look a little different but I wanted to post this before our final session!
[from left to right: imrae (dark elf ranger), strahd (slvtty bisexual vampire lord), ireena (human bard), braimi (satyr druid), velrin (high elf paladin), pest (tiefling wizard)]
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caintooth · 9 months
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kyred · 1 month
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Playing a raccoon/tanuki in a Sunday DnD game, mans drank too much and is not here for his coworkers morning shenanigans
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catearedbeauty · 1 year
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dicebagel · 10 months
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Another dice set i finnished for a friend
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iwannabealice · 1 year
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simon: i need an advice
edgin: really? with what?
simon: with love. how did you know you were in love with xenk?
edgin:
edgin: i'm in love with xenk?
simon:
simon: are you fucking kidding me
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no-mi-botos · 4 months
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Am i stealing the look? Is the character me? Am i the character? Who knows!
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I’m having a proud DM moment.
One of my players plays a Druid and is level 10, and he recently came up to me and said, “Hey, Kris, I feel like I’m not doing much for the party as a Druid, what can we do?”
I recommended that he multiclassed as a warlock since it fit for his character, and he jumped on the idea. He loves the idea so much that he doesn’t want me to go on vacation next week to get things settled.
It brings tears to my eyes knowing that I taught him how to play D&D almost a year ago (our group’s year anniversary is June 13) and that he’s flourished since.
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snowleave · 11 months
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i made some bottle caps for a pc in the campaign i’m playing in who collects them as a christmas present and i’m so happy with them!! each cap represents a different member of the party
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Snalbo: Kobold Wizard, collector of caps, gremlin (affectionate)
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The Dread Tobias: Goliath Paladin, group’s collective brain cell holder 90% of the time
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Holgrym: Dwarf Barbarian, latecomer and holder of most money
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Damien Silverspoon: Half-elf Bard, group himbo with daddy issues
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Bodee: Warforged Cleric, ward of Damien
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Nikiya Bhandari: Tabaxi Ranger, anxious furry loner with all the family issues
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thatweedbitch · 11 months
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Dunugs & Draganga
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