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Tony Stark x Female!Reader: Mine

Summary: He only acts this way with Steve, but jeez is it annoying.

Rating/Warnings/Tags: T (implied Tony/Reader/Steve love triangle; jealous boyfriend; possessive boyfriend; Steve & Reader friendship; artist!Steve)

Challenge: “100 Drabbles of Randomness” by Miseria1 on Lunaescence Archives.

Mine

As the night stretched on, so did the silence in the Avengers Tower. Tony remained holed up working on something in his lab, which left you bored in the kitchen. All you had for company was Steve, and all you had for entertainment was watching him draw.

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Tony Stark x Stark Employee!Reader: Innuendo

Summary: Subtlety, thy name is not Tony Stark.

Rating/Warnings: T (boss dating an employee, sexual references)

Notes: I am really, really bad at innuendo, okay? This was the best that one of my close friends in college and I could come up with. Instead of deleting this one, I did try to improve it. Your mileage may vary on my success.

Challenge: “100 Drabbles of Randomness” by Miseria1 on Lunaescence Archives.

Tag List: @imaginesfire

Innuendo

Tony Stark was many things: Egotistical. Lacking in restraint. A sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen.

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Have some Starker fic recs

I went crazy these past ~2 months and read - *checks notes* - over 500 Tony Stark/Peter Parker fics. Here are some of my faves in ascending length order. Stars denote favourite favourites, if that's a thing. Check tags and warnings on ao3.

Length: under 10k

Irish Coffee by textbookchoices

1k+ Peter and his friends go to a house party.

just let me let you down by noctiphany

1k+ “I just think,” Tony starts, "that we should probably get the elephant out of the room before everyone starts buying tickets to the circus.”

Crash Into My Arms by the_me09

1k+ Tony should have known better than to startle Peter.

✭ What The Duck by Kater1n

1k+ Out of all the scenarios that Tony foresaw after publicly shutting down Stark Industries weapons manufacturing, being compared to a baby duck was not one of them.

Decorative by unsettled

2k+ Peter's heard the rumors. Come on, he's had the internet and a huge crush on Tony Stark, even before he actually got recruited by him. So yeah, he's maybe been a bit of a perv once or twice (or a few more times) and has heard that Tony has a penis piercing.

Bragging Rights by textbookchoices

2k+ Peter barely manages to put on the suit before he's swinging across Manhattan. He's not sure how it happened, but Morgan's school called him, practically desperate because they couldn't get a hold of any of his other emergency contacts--Pepper, Tony, Happy, Rhodey, then Peter. That's how it goes, that's the order, and it shouldn't even be able to get to Peter. Peter is a last resort.

red grof by textbookchoices

2k+ “It’s been a long time,” Peter says, finally, his voice hoarse.

The last long lap is the hardest by Anonymous

2k+ He knows what they’re doing is statutory rape, he knows the law, and he’s not stupid.

✭ Eight Minutes by thugcorpseinc

2k+ Peter Parker is just the average college student. The most interesting thing about him is the fact he had miraculously landed an internship with Stark Industries, even if they assured him he'd never actually meet Tony Stark.

written in scandal by Areiton

2k+ “Someone posted your sex tape, kid.” Peter laughs. “I don’t have a sex tape, Mr. Stark.”

Should old acquaintance be forgot by sublightsleeper

2k+ “I haven’t been able to, at all. Not since.” Peter gestures idly at himself, and Tony takes it to mean ‘since the spider bit me’. “I guess I’m just doomed to never be able to get off again.” When the kid laughs, it’s watery and tense. “Maybe you’re just not doing it right.”

A Constellation Engages by toucanpie

3k+ When the aliens say it's time to get married, sometimes you just have to get married and let the rest sort itself out.

Changing Outcomes by tuesday

3k+ "Don't fuck this up," Dr. Strange says. Peter forgot to concentrate. He's already fucking this up. He's in a casino somewhere. There's Mr. Stark, except he's younger. He's got his hair slicked back. He's throwing dice and surrounded by women. He looks kind of sleazy, actually. Peter feels a pang of such intense longing that he doesn't immediately move on. He stops and stares from across the room. He tells himself five more minutes.

this one's for the torn down; the experts at the fall by thiefless

3k+ "Hey, kid," Tony said, aiming for quiet nonchalance. "Mind telling me why you're standing on the edge of my five-star hotel?"

playful death threats by RedHorse

3k+ Peter dropped his head into his hands and moaned. “I can’t believe this. I can’t believe I knocked you up.”

The Scenic Route by lovetincture

3k+ Tony knows what's good for him, and it isn't this. Or, Tony isn't doing great after the events of Civil War. He does something about that.

a little bit scandalous by pleurer

3k+ “What do you think about dessert? I’m thinking the creme brulee, but—” “You could eat my ass,” says Peter. "After you've already come inside of it." Tony sets the menu down on the table with jarring force.

✭ come kiss me stupid, come kiss me sore by lovetincture

4k+ More pre-slashy. I might have accidentally poisoned myself?” Peter says all in one rush and, okay, shit.Later, Tony would swear there was a sound like a record scratch in his head. Thoughts start piling up like a freeway accident, starting and truncating off into nothing, going Poison Control, now, and fuck, is he on drugs?

friendlyneighborhoodspiderman by thedevilchicken

4k+ Tony needs some distraction. When he finds Peter camming online, he's pretty sure that's not the distraction he meant...but he'll take it.

Me, You & A Tattoo by therogueheart

4k+ Peter gets Tony's name tattooed on his ass after a not-bet with MJ. Really, it was just a matter of time before Tony found out.

we're not there (yet) by thiefless

4k+ “I'm married,” Mr. Stark said, just once: harsh and firm and begging to be torn apart, ripped to shreds.

until you come around again by ambiguously

5k+ Peter goes back to say good-bye.

Worth the World by unsettled

5k+ Valentine’s Day is not Peter’s favorite holiday by a long shot. And it’s not just because he’s a little jealous of everyone else showing off gifts from their partners. But it’s still really nice that an unknown someone sent him a gift this year. Or two. Or— okay, this is getting out of hand

10 Ways to Woo Your Boo by bloodgutsandstarbucks

5k+ Keen to be seen as worthy of Tony's heart, Peter enlists the help of his friends and the internet in courting his former mentor.

Commencement by merle_p

5k+ And Peter knows that voice. Recognizes it from the voicemail message on his phone that he listens to far, far more often than he ever wants to admit, recognizes it from recordings of public interviews and ridiculous old aftershave commercials he keeps streaming on YouTube during gloomy sleepless nights, recognizes it from his nightmares, from his daydreams, except – except that’s not possible, because, well.

The Right Season by chelicerata

5k+ Tony likes the beach. He likes it just fine. Of course, normally his beach experience involves drinking cocktails in a deck chair while some half-naked pretty young thing cuddles up to him and asks for a sunscreen reapplication.

boy of your dreams, you know what i mean by intoxicatelou

6k+ When Tony decides to take a night for himself with a glass of scotch and a plethora of gay porn spread out all over his holo screens, he doesn’t expect to find an almost artful picture of his protégé’s cock.

Don't Stand (So Close to Me) by phqyd_roar

6k+ Mr Stark has always been a tactile person. Peter likes that Mr Stark always puts an arm around his shoulder or a hand on his back when they walk together. The contact is nice. Peter doesn’t think too much when he leans into these touches and smiles at his mentor.In fact, Peter thinks nothing at all about it until one day he suddenly realizes that Mr Stark has his hand low on Peter’s waist and they’re so close that Peter is pressed against Mr Stark shoulder to hip, as they both lean over the hologram display in Mr Stark’s lab.

✭ 7:56 by Anonymous (A. Non. Collection)

6k+ “You didn’t literally mess with the fabric of time just so we could have a threesome with yourself for my birthday oh my god that’s exactly what you did. You’re insane.”

the sweetest taste i've known by Miyai

7k+ Honestly, Tony should have seen this whole thing coming a long time ago. Hindsight’s a goddamn bitch.

✭ Another Life by InColor

7k+ Tony comes back to a world where everyone's moved on without him. Peter helps.

losing by degrees by Areiton

7k+ “Where is he?” Tony demands again, shriller this time.

save the date by pleurer

7k+ Peter and Tony’s romantic getaway keeps getting thwarted by bad guys. Neither of them are having it, especially not Tony.

✭ attached by pleurer

7k+ Tony gets it, he really does. As far as rebounds go, sleeping with your childhood hero isn't half bad. And if what Peter wants is this— just sex, with no strings attached— then Tony will give him this.

✭ Landslide by spqr

7k+ Peter jumps into the quantum realm with his heart in his throat. He steps out in 2018, on the edge of a lake he still has nightmares about. A hundred yards away over the water, the lights in the lakehouse are on.

whatever you're thinking about by Anonymous

7k+ “Are you suggesting that we need to plan for some kind of sex pollen bullshit, Romanov? I’m sorry, is this science fiction?”

✭ Geometry by chelicerata

7k+ Tony doesn’t realize anything is wrong, at first.

Fuck Me Yourself, Coward by therogueheart

7k+ "Go fuck yourself." "Fuck me yourself, coward."

Wash Off the Dust by orphan_account (thekeyandquill)

8k+ Peter has no desire to return to Venice after his last time there. It's the place he first met Quentin Beck, the beginning of a shit show he doesn't want to remember. But when Tony proposes an impromptu trip, he finds it hard to say no. Once there, the streets are filled with memories, and Peter finds it more and more difficult to keep the secrets he's been hiding from his mentor.

✭ seen the hunger in my eyes from space by LearnedFoot

9k+ It starts with a kiss out of nowhere. Or: Peter gets everything he ever wanted, but some things are too perfect.

pondus, pondera by spqr

9k+ Peter sells his virginity for $5,000 when he’s fifteen.

Pete's Eats by bloodgutsandstarbucks

9k+ Peter having a YouTube channel where he just drinks wine and teaches people how to cook things if they live in a mediocre apartment. While cooking and drinking he just talks about stuff like memes and school and, most importantly, his undying thirst for Tony Stark.

Length: 10k-30k

Sweet For Me, My Honeybee by garbagesinboy

10k+ Peter's got a sweet tooth, and Tony's got a problem. In which Peter Parker consumes way more sugar than the average human ever should, and Tony Stark suffers many many boners

✭ Still Right Here by LearnedFoot

11k+ “It’s like The Hunger Games,” Peter concludes, plopping to the ground, cross-legged. “But with aliens.” “Kid, do I look like a person who read The Hunger Games?” Or: Tony’s resurrected, but there’s a catch.

Gift of Choice by tuesday

11k+ Tony Stark had a thing about giving Peter stuff.

✭ It Should Be Better by Mireille

12k+ Tony can resist anything except temptation.

Internal by Anonymous (Anon on way to church)

12k+ Whatever the opposite of favoritism is, that’s how Mr Stark treats him.

Seiche by unsettled

13k+ “Hey,” Tony says after a bit, “Peter, we should really talk about this. I mean, I can’t believe I’m saying that because when have I ever wanted to talk about things but eventually you’re going to come out of this and— shit, I have no idea what you’re going to do, kid.”

✭ Obvious by LearnedFoot

13k+ When Peter wakes up, several things become very clear all at once: he’s underground somewhere unpleasant, something is messing with his powers, and his entire body hurts. A lot.

Intertwined by RedLink

13k+ Peter has been secretly in love with Tony for years, it's one of the few constants in his life, actually. He has it under control though, honestly, and it's pretty harmless really. Or that's what Peter thinks, until he coughs up his first petal.

✭ For the Cameras by LearnedFoot (at this point, just go read all their fic)

13k+ The mission is going well until Peter kisses Mr. Stark. Or: In which Peter is very bad at being undercover, but maybe that’s okay in the end.

Take It Slow by tuesday

13k+ There were a ton of reasons dating Peter was a bad idea. Tony loved bad ideas. He was going to do it anyway. In which Tony thinks they're dating, and then they're dating undercover.

Simple Miscalculations by Sapphic_Futurist

13k+ In which Peter makes a simple mathematical error with unexpected but gratuitous results.

You Bury Me by resurrectedhippo

13k+ “You bury me this time.” May you bury me. May I die before you. Because I love you too much to see you go.

✭ When you say CBT... by feyrelay

13k+ Peter and Tony deal with aging, separately and together. Peter's therapist suggests cognitive behavioral therapy, also sometimes abbreviated as CBT. Kink-related misunderstanding ensues.

the world's a little blurry or maybe it's my eyes by Anonymous

13k+ Four and a half years after he died, Tony Stark is resurrected. He's definitely not stupid enough to think that everything will be exactly the same as he remembers it, but if there's one thing he can count on, it's the fact that Peter Parker will be deliriously happy to see him. Right? Wrong, apparently. Very wrong.

✭ Archetype by Anonymous (A. Non. collection)

14k+ Endgame AU where Tony's a little bit more of a mess after he gets back from Titan, and deals with it in (somewhat predictably) terrible ways.

The Truth Is (An Act of Love) by Mireille

15k+ AIM injects Tony with truth serum. Which is utter crap, of course, truth serum only happens in the movies. Except that he's spilling out a lot of things that he intended to keep secret forever, and to the worst possible person.

✭ Both Ways by LearnedFoot

15k+ As far as Peter knows, he escaped Titan with barely a scratch, and Thanos was defeated before they even got home. But for some reason, Mr. Stark is being very weird about the whole thing…

✭ here is my hand, my heart by belatrix

16k+ Mostly, Tony had tried not to look. He still does. Try, that is. It’s just― it’s getting a little bit harder every day.

Pattern Recognition by Anonymous (A. Non. collection)

16k+ They both know Peter’s unplanned, unannounced visit isn’t so much of a social call as it is a SHIELD directive. Gotta keep an eye on Tony. He quit the team and fucked off to nowhere, Alaska. We’re worried about him. Tony snorts, trying to imagine how that conversation went down. If Peter had accepted it with the same solemn gravity he did when he listened to other mission briefings; if Fury had even bothered to pretend this was official, legitimate Avengers business.

No Hard Feelings by orphan_account (thekeyandquill)

16k+ Nearly a decade after Tony Stark saved the universe with a snap of the Infinity Gauntlet, Peter Parker thinks he's made peace with the loss, and put the past behind him. And then Mr. Stark shows up in his kitchen one night, and it becomes clear that isn't true. What is he supposed to do when his old mentor keeps showing up to interrupt his new life?

✭ Closer to a Prayer by LearnedFoot

17k+ In which Peter's powers turn against him, Mr. Stark is back and suddenly acting kind of weird (and by weird he means flirtatious), and it’s all a lot to handle at once.

Secret Santa, Baby by orphan_account

17k+ Tony never intended to become Peter's Secret Santa. He just sort of stumbles into it. But now that he is, he's going to take advantage of it. Tony's got one week to spoil the kid, one week until Christmas. He just has to make sure that his secret stays secret.

Even When it's Raining, All You Ever Do is Shine by slothy_girl

18k+ “If you’re any more obvious, Tony, the press will have front page features by tomorrow morning,” Pepper murmurs covertly from behind the rim of her champagne glass. Or, 5 times someone knew how much they mean to each other, and 1 time they knew for themselves.

✭ adult supervision by doveslayer 19k+ Unfinished WIP. Peter Parker should not keep drunk-dialing Tony Stark after midnight. But more pressingly, Tony Stark should not keep answering.

✭ Breaking Point by LearnedFoot

20k+ Because of magic and its complete lack of sense, Tony currently has a splitting migraine that makes it hard to think, a body that aches in places he didn’t know could ache, and—oh yeah—according to Strange, none of that is going away until he gets married to someone.Super, magically, unbreakably married.

✭ Smoke Signals by resurrectedhippo

24k+ It’s an accomplishment for Peter to recreate the scene, constructing life from a set of screws and bolts. But Peter’s always wanted the real thing because plastic hearts are still plastic. He can pretend it's real though. That's the thing with hubris. If you have technology as your armor, you can play god.

Plus One by bloodgutsandstarbucks

24k+ It's tough work being Peter Parker. Particularly when you're a broke, masked vigilante and you're dating a world-renowned billionaire.

In Defiance of the Stars by OchibaKonpeki

28k+ Peter has accidentally activated a curse. Unfortunately for everyone involved, no one can leave until the terms of the curse are fulfilled.

Length: all the biggies 30k+

✭ From Thy Bounty by feyrelay, natureboy (natureboi)

30k+ Tony’s eyes are always dark, but now there's almost no iris left. He looks hollowed out. There’s something terribly hungry there, despite the feast they've filled themselves on.

✭ The Leash by downjune

30k+ Peter didn’t know if they talked to anyone else who carried them, but when he had the Infinity Gauntlet tucked under his arm, he could swear the stones were trying to…commune with him. They wanted something from him. Wanted to be used. He wanted to be rid of them. Until he found Tony Stark leaned against some torn up tree roots and rock. He found Tony dying. At that point, Peter was ready to bargain.

Piece by Piece by Atanih88

30k+ Three years after the end of the Infinity War, the world prepares to celebrate its third anniversary of freedom. The world doesn't realize that the heroes who fought for them are a little broken. But hey, maybe broken together, is better than broken and apart.

✭ Covet by Anonymous (Anon on way to church)

30k+ Peter has a new boyfriend. Tony starts drinking again, for unrelated reasons.

a game of telephone by vx2

30k+ Mr. Stark died. But then he came back to life. Mr. Stark had brought back the whole universe. And apparently, because the stones suddenly believed in fairness, they had brought Mr. Stark back too. Peter could understand. He could understand a little too well. If the stones had touched Tony, it made sense how they wouldn’t want to let him go.

✭ Better Than by unsettled

40k+ Maybe there isn't really a fixed point where it starts, where any of it starts, nothing Tony can point to and say, there, there is where I made my mistake, there is where I could have stopped this, there is where I can stop it from happening again. Maybe it shouldn’t have been something Tony tried to stop. (or: the one where Tony is going to be responsible for once, okay? He is!)

✭ Wound Up by jingle_jangle

40k+ Peter and Mr. Stark are struggling to repair a ship and get back to Earth after everyone else on Titan turns to dust. And when an accident doses Mr. Stark with sex pollen, their friendship is pushed to its limits.

✭ Velvet Elvis by orphan_account (thekeyandquill)

45k+ Peter just wants Tony to feel comfortable in Peter's new home. That's it. He totally has no ulterior motives whatsoever. Nope.

✭ Expense by Anonymous (Anon on way to church)

45k+ WIP. Peter blinks for several silent, panting seconds, then finally closes his mouth. He seems upset. “You don’t want to have sex with me?” “I don’t pay for sex. And no offense, but you’re like twelve.” “I’m eighteen.” “Whatever.” Tony didn’t actually forget his age, but that’s how this arrangement will work best.

✭ Stipulations by Anonymous (Anon on way to church)

70k+ Peter Parker’s longterm dream recently went from ‘get into MIT’ to ‘afford going to MIT’. As the time approaches, it’s dawning on him that he won’t be able to pay his tuition and afford the move to Cambridge all at once: he’s out of money, his secrets are beginning to pile up, and desperation has started creeping in... And then one night, he saves Tony Stark’s life.

✭ Set Theory by Anonymous (A. Non. collection)

70k+ WIP. Let's say Tony deals with losing Peter on Titan in his own terribly predictable and predictably terrible way: by creating a replacement Peter. But then Endgame happens - Tony survives, and OG Peter comes back.

The Way It Goes by deltorafray

70k+ A version of the story if Peter was a more emotionally mature, slightly more confident 17-year old, and Tony is a bit more open with him when they first met. A story of how the connection they forged since the beginning is enough to change the subsequent events for them and for everything else. A story of how love can affect the way it goes in profound, life-altering ways.

✭ Practical Results by Anonymous (A. Non. collection)

80k+ Let's say that after the uprising on Sakaar, the Grandmaster manages to cling to power by offering people an even better form of entertainment than the Contest of Champions: Porn. He offers them porn.

✭ Revelations by Anonymous (Anon on way to church)

125k+ Bury me with this fic. “Peter, don’t you want people to know you for who you are?” An AU where they get the Gauntlet off of Thanos that first time, on Titan.

Raising Hybrid Puppies by JayEz

150k+ When Tony saunters into the coffee shop, he never expected to meet Peter Parker, the incredibly hot barista with a brilliant mind and a passion for engineering only rivaled by Tony’s own. Tony always gets what he wants – which is pushing Peter up against the counter and making sure he forgets his own name. But he can’t. Because Peter’s sixteen.

I tried really hard to rec a wider set of authors here and encourage you all to check out their backlists. Hope you find new favourites - and make sure to drop the authors a comment <3

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guys i just…. can’t stop thinking about THIS

Robert is petting Tom’s hair SO DEARLY ASDFG MY GOD! but i was thinking, he “should” just hold him (because Peter was dying in his arms in that scene if i’m not wrong) but he fucking PETTED HIS HAIR ASDFGH WHY? I NEED ANSWERS MR DOWNEY! WAS HE JUST TAKING THE CHANCE TO TOUCH HIS BOY?

idk i just find it interesting that he is always touching or hugging Tom somehow

 get a room you two! 

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Starker

Remember that in Avengers, Age of Ultron, during the hammer raising scene, Tony said "I will be reinstituting prima nocta".

Scenario: 1, 2

-> the dark one

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Many years later, SIM Tony Stark has conquered his own planet and now rules it. He is the master of all things; protector, defender, and guardian.

It only took a few million human lives for the rest of mankind to bend the knee and pledge loyalty and obedience.

The Superior would permit himself a few rare rewards to gratify his arduous role as a ruler, treats that he could not refuse and that remained his divine right.

The droit de cuissage, naturally.

It was not uncommon for him to barge in during weddings to reap the forbidden fruit so he could get the very first first, the most unctuous and desired bite. People did not fight. They never fought when Tony marched in with his shiny armor and his army of drones. They could cry later if his mere presence was not honorable enough for them - by then, it was no longer his problem once his thirst was satiated.

And as Iron Man sat bored somewhere on top of the tallest tower on Earth, a tower with his title shining brightly on it, he queried F.R.I.D.A.Y. about whether there was anything going on somewhere in the world that might be worth his time.

It seemed that Spider-Man was getting married somewhere in France, to a certain Harry. Lovely.

He interrupted the opening dance, landing right in the middle of the floor - the ground cratered beneath him and the music faded away. All eyes on him, just the way Tony liked it. Gasps, backward movements, fear and excitement... Superior inhaled these human emotions with a big smirk as his helmet retracted to reveal his face.

"Please excuse my tardiness, ladies and gentlemen."

He hungrily sought out his due, slowly turning on his heels. Then he saw him.

Honey eyes, scared and amazed, staring right at him. He found Peter Parker, whom the said Harry was protecting with his body, standing between him and Tony.

"I'm here for Peter Benjamin Parker; I couldn't miss the wedding of one of my former teammates, right?" With his words, he confidently stepped forward, never looking away from his forbidden fruit. "I thought it would be humble of me to come all the way here to give you my blessing, sweetheart."

Harry was fulminating. The only obstacle between Tony and Peter. He didn't seem ready to move, so, naturally, Tony was about to use his gauntlet's blaster when his sweet lamb took care of the situation for him.

"Harry, honey, please..."

Peter gently took his husband's arm, and a minute passed in which the pair seemed to communicate with each other with their eyes. Tony couldn't make out the words - he'd never had anyone to experience this love with. It irritated him, and, losing his patience, he offered his hand to the bride, revealing his most charming smile.

Peter accepted it, a single tear on his cheek.

"He'll be back tonight." Was all Tony said before he took off towards the sky with his lamb in his arms, flying to the tower from which Peter would never leave again.

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Permission Forms

Prompt: Forcibly Adopted for @tonystarkbingo Mark V (🗽) and Adoption for @marvelfluffbingo Round 4 (🛏️)

Marvel Fluff Bingo Information: Pairing: Tony/Pepper, Warnings: Adoption, Word Count: 740 (0.7K), Square Filled: Adoption

Summary: Peter needs Tony to NOT sign something

Pairing: Pepper x Tony

A/N: I thought this was going to be a field trip fic but it went completely in a different direction. It may still be a field trip fic in the future though.

Peter Parker wasn’t stressed, he was not anxious and he was not stressed, those around him may say otherwise but if you asked Peter Parker he was not stressed.

“Time to announce our winning prize,” Mr Harrington gleaned from the front of the room.

At the end of the decathlon practice, Peter just wants to go to the tower and sleep, find a nice couch or if he could walk far enough make it to his bed. Then be under comfortable heavy sheets that would lull him to sleep. No lab, just sleep.

“Stark Industries has offered us an all-expenses-paid tour.” Peter snapped his head up from his slightly decreased intention.

While it was common knowledge that he worked at SI and Tony Stark was one of his emergency contacts (it’s hard to forget when he decided to just ‘drop by’ telling the whole cafeteria that he had forgotten lunch at home.) That did not mean he was comfortable with his friends touring his place. His safety area was where he knew people’s names and people somewhat respected him as Tony Stark’s intern. And more.

He knew that this wasn’t Tony’s doing and he’d be shocked if Pepper had been the one to decide because they both knew how important his private space was to him, despite the tower being open to the public.

But he goes on listening to his teammates be excited about the prize as they all pick up an information pamphlet and a permission slip for their guardians.

“Aren’t you excited Peter?” Ned asks, smiling not sensing the real way his friend feels “super.”

-

Peter walks into the lab, eyes squinted at his mentor, a frown on his face “you need to not sign this,” Peter slams the permission slip onto the table, shocking Tony from his project. He’s slightly scared from the way he watches Peter wait to burst “Is this something you should be going to Pepper about?” He questions.

Traditionally Pepper dealt with anything to do with peter’s school, with May’s consent, because unlike Tony she remembered to read her emails and sign the paperwork on her desk and read it as well.

Peter continues to frown after Tony’s comment, Tony smiles “while we’re not signing things, please don’t sign this.” Tony grabs yellow pages from the top of his draw and puts them in front of Peter in a similar way that Peter did to him.

They both grab blue pens and sign each other papers.

It takes them a few moments before Peter’s mind syncs up with what he just did “what did I just sign?” He questions.

Tony smiles, taking the papers into his own hands.

“Adoption papers.”

It makes Peter smile for a moment, but then: “EXCUSE ME!”

-

“He can’t just do that!” He frowns at Pepper.

After they both had signed each other's papers and the announcement that they had been adoption papers Peter had fled to Pepper’s office taking the stairs rather than the elevator which Tony could have stopped.

Pepper was in charge, Pepper could change things.

Pepper just smiles and laughs lightly “are you not happy about it?” She asks. Peter just pouts at her “of course I’m happy but he can’t just forcibly adopt me!” Peter goes around the desk to hug Peter, “you signed the papers sweetheart,” “but I didn’t know!” He whines and Pepper pulls back from the laugh smiling so much it hurts, “well this is a good life lesson then, always read before you sign.”

It’s just like Pepper to make everything a learning lesson.

Tony charges in 5 minutes later, puffing, slightly calm but still with a full-blown smile on his face “did you tell him he couldn’t take his signature back?”

Peter's death stares him.

“You are mean.”

“But you love me!” Tony smiles coming towards them both and throwing his arms around them. A happy family.

Especially in the legal court.

Pepper smiles as Pete rest his head on her shoulder “you tired?” Peter nods, putting his head into his neck despite how uncomfortable it is to do standing up “my original plan was no lab, just sleep,” he mumbles at them both. “Can movies be a part of that plan?” Tony questions as Peter nods his head, “sounds good.”

The night ends in a sleepy Peter, warm blankets and movies.

“I still hate you,” Peter mumbles in his sleep, Tony smiles “that is perfectly okay.”

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Tony Stark Bingo Mark V (🗽) and Marvel Fluff Bingo Round 4 (🛏️)

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Today, my boss told me a story about how he became business partners with a man he met on a business retreat, and when he got back home, and started meeting new people in person B’s inner circle, he would always introduce himself as B’s partner. Little did he know, B was openly gay, and by the time he caught on, all their colleagues thought they were dating.

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Peter has no idea that Tony has his phone on loudspeaker. So he doesn’t think about it when he makes some dirty remarks. Of course he’s a bit put off by the sudden silence on the other end, followed by various exclaims, such as „really kid? We didn't need to hear that“ or „Wow, Queens“ or even „Jesus, spiderboy“. But he can also hear Tony’s fond laughter, so he doesn’t worry too much about it

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Literally dreamt the other night that RDJ came back to the MCU 😭 anyway in honor of my insanity. What do you think about pet!peter accompanying king!tony when he goes to war? Obviously Tony’s not like a foot soldier but maybe he goes to see his generals camp to review their strategy and raise the troops morale. He rides into battle on jarvis and once he’s conquered the enemy he returns to his tent where Peter massages him or takes an adrenaline fueled fucking. Or would he stay behind where he’s safe in the palace?

pls well i would hope rdj would be tony, not tom cruise ☠️

in reference to this series

AHHH what a lovely idea!!! i'm jotting it down so i can include it in a future fic in this series 👀 the king could definitely go to the site to check in, see how things are going, raise the overall morale and spoil peter because he knows how much his pet loves outings. honestly that's why he goes to the site in the first place but shhh you didn't hear that

i think he'd take some convincing though; the king would be very hesitant to take his pet to a place that could put him in danger. the possibility of peter being injured is low, but he doesn't want to risk it either way. but peter's puppy eyes are just too good, he can't resist

he gives his pet strict orders to remain in the tent no matter what or who approaches him, with the exception of himself or sir barnes (his most trusted right hand, but i won't spoil anything 👀).

peter can't help but worry a bit. what if his king is injured? what if his king is hurt? what if he doesn't return? he can feel his chest begin to tighten with fear and anxiety because he has separation anxiety and then he feels guilty because of course the king will return. his king is a victorious king, and that will never change.

sure enough, the king returns, and when he does, peter spoils the fuck out of him. usually it's the other way around, but the king lets his pet indulge himself with running his hands over tony's shoulders to his arms, seeing how worried peter was. he pulls peter onto his lap and gives him a kiss, and peter smiles shyly back and says, "i'm glad you're safe, your grace."

and he really is.

and then they fuck in the tent and tony is determined to drag every noise out of him so that everyone knows who he belongs to

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Imagine an Avengers party and everyone gets a little drunk except Peter of course because he’s drinking lemonade, and it gets to that point in the night where the karaoke starts. The karaoke goes on a for a good while and slowly everyone starts leaving to go to bed, but Tony, completely drunk, gets up and starts singing the soppiest love song ever and he doesn’t take his eyes off Peter the entire time. And Peter feels himself blush because he’s never been serenaded before and it feels so intimate because at this point it’s just the two of them and Clint, who is snoring in the corner. Tony finishes the song and has actual tears in his eyes because the way Peter is looking at him right now is like 🥺🥺 and Tony loves this kid so damn much it HURTS how he can never have him due to age. So he gets off the stage and mutters, “you better get home, kid,” and heads of to bed, feeling heavy with guilt and self-loathing.

What he doesn’t expect is for Peter to follow him into the bedroom and web the door shut behind him, let out a lame “oops that won’t dissolve for two hours, Mr Stark, guess I’d better sleep in your bed tonight,” unbuckle his jeans and let them drop to the floor, and climb into Tony’s bed, smiling up at the older man with a naughty sparkle in his eyes.

And how can Tony say no?

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peter being a new bartender at a bar tony visits about five times a week, and peter is the first thing tony notices when he walks through the doors. tony takes it upon himself to go the extra mile when talking to him.

there’s an instant connection, but peter ends up cutting him off unlike his coworkers. tony argues that he’s not that drunk, causing peter to roll his eyes like he’s heard it before. this strikes an idea in tony’s mind however, and the next time he goes to the bar he simply orders a coke just so he can stay on peter’s good side.

“you’re not drinking you’re usual awful whiskey, i see.”

“and you got a haircut, i see,” tony shares a genuine grin with the boy as he takes a sip of his coke. “i think i prefer your hair longer.”

“i think i’d prefer it if you shut up and just drank your damn soda, stark.”

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tony being super affectionate with peter, giving the boy forehead kisses and hugs and just about everything he doesn’t do with anybody else. peter isn’t sure why or how it started, but the intimidating touches he receives become bolder and tony buys him a car for his twenty-first birthday.

the forehead kisses turn into tony being intoxicated by peter’s lips, and peter doesn’t know what they are or what tony wants from him.

he finds out they’re apparently dating once natasha asks how their relationship is going and tony answers quickly with a smile, confirming it’s going great. tony’s correct; their relationship is going great, and peter finds it even more amazing considering he was finally able to snatch tony after years of crushing on him. he just wishes he got the memo of them being boyfriends earlier.

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okay okay I just had this spiderio/starker idea and i HAVE to share it

A normal, no-supers AU. Peters got an actual Stark pasanty, and yeah, to be honest, Tony kinda does have a preference for him. He likes the boy, they get along, hes hella smart but also funny, and super kind. who wouldnt like peter?

Peter, of course, has a huge crush on Tony, but obviously hes not gonna say it

Now, Quentin fucking hates Tony for firing him, we been knew about that, bUT, he also knows about this boy Tony really likes

so naturally he goes to Peter, meeting him “randomly”, and of course hes got nothing to do with tony, hes just some random guy

and peter gets along with beck because hes funny, kind, he likes to hang around with him, and to be honest, he remindes him of tony, physically speaking, and some mannerisms too

so they get together, secretly, of course, and beck pretends to be this super comprensive guy whos madly in love with peter and doesnt care that peter moans tonys name

actually, beck is soo kind, that he tells Peter to pretend hes Tony while they have sex.

So, theyre doing it, and Peters just moaning “mr stark, god yes. please mr stark” over and over. and beck needs to film that because peter “looks so good” that he just has to

of course, that was just all part of his plan

so the next day the video’s all over the internet and Tony Stark’s fucking a teenager???

and yeah so basically just beck leaking a fake video of “tony” and peter to ruin tonys reputation because hes angry and a vengeful bitch

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Doggust 2021 - Part 1 by Jonathan Wesslund

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tony + trauma of his left arm (@tonysnxrk + insp)