Sam Wilson reading a popsicle stick: What’s a gorilla’s favorite food
Bucky: Gorilla glue
Sam: ...It’s ape-ricots
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cats when youre making the bed: I WILL STAY AND DEFEND THIS KINGDOM TO THE DEATH. GOD HIMSELF COULD NOT MOVE ME FROM THIS SPOT AND NEITHER CAN YOU, YOU VILLAIN.
cats when theyre in your lap and you move even a little bit: fuck this shit im out
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mando spoilers //
“He means more to me than you will ever know”
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Clearly it did, how else would they run out? The boys came in swarms. Ronald never stood a chance.
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“i frew up”
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Friendly October reminder not to put Spock or other Jewish characters in costumes with horns
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Kitty with some scissy. Who will he stab?
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Aang: Why are you sad?
Zuko: Why not
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Me: I’m rewatching jatp again for the plot
The plot: Willex
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god why cant i be the tutor of a sweet dumbass who slowly falls in love with me and looks dreamily at me while i go on and on excitedly about the material why cant i have that
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anyone who can convince me reggie’s straight can have $20
Well then keep your $20
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How could I forget his most important mode, About To Jump On The Dresser
It is the worst mode
my cat got three modes
scream
pout
sleep
he aint screamin, he aint sleepin, so he poutin cause im not petting him
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THE CAT HAS STARTED SCREAMING GET YOUR EARPLUGS
my cat got three modes
scream
pout
sleep
he aint screamin, he aint sleepin, so he poutin cause im not petting him
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my cat got three modes
scream
pout
sleep
he aint screamin, he aint sleepin, so he poutin cause im not petting him
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so i sent this to my mom friend and apparently this isn’t how im supposed to be living? what is this
me: oh my gosh you sniffled you need to take care of yourself!!! go home!!!!! get lots of rest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also me: i have been sick for the whole month of july and i rested for one (1) day
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Aang: This is the saddest I’ve ever been actually
Gaang: Are you okay
Aang: Yeah why wouldn’t I be
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