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wamo · 10 months

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comic vs movie Ambrosius is the literal definition of twink death

#they de-twinked him in the movie #don't get me wrong i love him lots #but comic ambrosius has my heart #he's such a butch #<— meant to say bitch but this too #at this point comic and movie ambrosius are separate characters #same with comic and movie ballister #nimona #nimona movie #nimona movie spoilers #nimona spoilers #ballister blackheart #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin

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fiendishartist2 · 7 months

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smth i think ppl get wrong when writing jon is that he has to be a bitch but he cant be cruel. if you take away his bitchyness its not jon anymore, he just becomes a fanon husk of himself. but if you make him too mean, then you're forgetting the awkward politeness and humanity of jonathan sims. remember: he may be a stubborn dickhead, but he let martin stay in the archives without having to be asked, even back in season 1

#i love jon so so much and it makes me sad when ppl get him wrong #i dont think in another universe jon and martin would get along bc thats not the kind of ppl they are. they're meant to piss each other off #(and attract the other but yknow. besides the point lol)#jon is an uptight bitch and thats just who he is. sure in the later seasons he loses the stick up his ass but hes still petty and rude #bc thats what makes him jonathan sims. the ability to be a bitch who cares.......#and i think it goes the other way too. taking away his ability to care about others and show it in his weird obscure way is also inaccurate #jon doesnt say mean things bc he doesnt care he says them bc he lashes out in the situations hes put in. and also bc hes a bitch #idk man you can do whatever you want but i think the main thing you have to do to get jon right is make him a stubborn bitch #tma

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non-binharry · 1 year

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i wanna give it to you by non-binharry/enbyharry on ao3

harry/louis | 5k | explicit

written for the @topharryficfest

“I want to have another baby," Louis admits with a slow roll of his hips. "What?" "Put your baby in me, H." "We agreed on two, Lou," he says, desperate to thrust himself into the body above him. "No," Louis says, "I said two, and you settled." or Alpha mom Harry and omega dad Louis decide to have another baby. Ironically, parenthood gets in the way.

read on ao3

#so apparently i'm just not meant to post on days that end with y #anyways i had a lot of fun writing this #you bitches know i love a good non trad abo #and i hope you do too 💖#hlcreators #hlficlibrary #hl fic #my fic #editing these tags to say i really said fuck that fic and hit post lmao #i'm TIRED y'all

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jamietwat · 2 months

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keeley: what did you send? a dick pic? a kinky fantasy?

roy: worse.

(the text in question was something like “sometimes it’s only moderately annoying being around you “)

Oh absolutely 😂

Other things that can count as risky texts include (but aren’t limited to)

- telling Jamie he’s proud of him or that he’s played well when he’s playing for the England team so Roy isn’t there to say it in person

- Jamie whining about I know you hate me but this is just ridiculous over a minor inconvenience and Roy responding with I don’t hate you anymore you fucking moron

- saying anything at all about missing Ted while texting him (especially in a not threatening or angry way, but it still feels risky to him sending something bitching about how something is Ted’s fault for leaving them until he gets Ted’s response and rolls his eyes at it but it’s fine)

- literally texting anyone other than Keeley first in any context other than something team/coaching/training related or something bossy or something angry or vaguely threatening (asking Beard or any of the other guys to get a drink with him later in person? totally fine… texting them and waiting for their response for an indefinite amount of time and then not knowing the tone of their response? torture… like you know he rolls his eyes and vaguely grumbles about Ted’s over enthusiastic texting style but at the same time it’s a lot easier when Ted responds to everything clearly enthusiastic and that’d definitely help the whole living on a different continent and time zone thing to be more bearable)

- saying anything about any feeling he has toward Keeley or Jamie to Jamie while they’re all single post the fighting on her doorstep disaster

#Sorry I meant to answer these asks on the weekend #Roy has a tough angry bitch reputation he wants to uphold #But also he doesn’t like waiting for responses or not being able to tell the tone on anything at all too sincere or important #But Keeley’s an exception because he’s long since learned how to just say whatever to her without being mortified and overthinking it #Ask #Mine #Roy Kent #Ted Lasso #Anonymous #I did not reread a word of this so I’m assuming there are errors

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floofysmallbob · 1 month

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I was scrolling Pinterest and I kept finding panels from the manga of Neito getting knocked out. Him being overdramatic doesn’t give anyone an excuse to knock him out and drag him by the collar. He gets karate chopped to the back of the neck so frequently no one blinks an eye at the fact that he is getting punched by someone who is strong enough to crush tungsten with just her fists. Also, he only acts overdramatic around Class A, his classmates know he’s not like that all the time, and it would be fine to just drag him away while he’s still conscious. It’s one thing when he’s saying things like the whole “Bakugou caused the downfall of all might” to provoke people, or when he’s fighting dirty, but when he’s just getting carried away laughing manically, there’s zero reason to knock him unconscious and drag him across the floor.

#neito monoma #monoma neito #monoma appreciation post #stop making him such a terrible person #also I feel like kendo x monoma is a bit toxic #or like off?#idk how to word it #but she clearly doesn’t enjoy his antics and he probably doesn’t enjoy being interrupted via a karate chop to the back of the neck #also if you hate him please just check out the mha wiki it might not be 100% canon but it makes him seem less one dimensional #that’s my emotional support twink and if I can help it he’ll be your emotional support twink too #idk I just really like him he’s such a crazy bitch but in the best way #bnha monoma #monoma mha #mha monoma #monoma bnha #monomaneito #neitomonoma #also knocking him out is meant to be funny?#like haha overdramatic theatre kid is going on his rant and then gets knocked out how funny because no one likes his screeching #idk I just got a bit peeved #does anyone actually say peeved #but like come on

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chirpsythismorning · 11 months

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Mike being the OG protagonist + Will having some girl crushing on him almost every season, tells me everything I need to know...

#byler #the protagonist's love interest is almost always framed as being wanted by everyone #they're framed as unattainable basically #bc they could literally have anyone #and so why you?#you could make the argument that its meant to hint at will not liking girls...#but the first mention we get of a girl liking will...#will isn't even present for it? and the boys assume he would be excited about it...?#the boys are all reacting to it including mike #s2 girl incident heavily involved mike..#this is what I was thinking about the other day too #bc lucas tries to call out mike by saying he's just blind bc he likes that a girl isn't grossed out by him...#mike is seen as weird and a nerd by girls in his hometown #no girl was going to walk up to him to dance that night at the snowball #even dustin had to get humiliated trying to ask a girl #lucas was fortunate enough to have met max and now they were getting together #otherwise #the only one in their group to get asked to dance by a girl casually #was will #WILL PULLS bitches!#and mike is there to witness it half the time #in s4 mike isn't there and so i think that moment was meant for us to start to fully realize will wasn't attracted to girls #but then she just so happens to have the same hair as mike and be in the same pose as him in the junkward during the triple take #like the madness never really ends #will is the love interest!!!#why do you think he's glowing all the time!?!!?!?!?#why introduce him from the beginning as liked by the most popular girl in school like it's just such a weird choice #but not if he's the protagonists love interest...#mike being jealous of max and her friendship bond with el in s3 #i've connected the dots

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nixthelapin · 5 months

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Marinette’s friends and connections

It has occurred to me just how many of Marinette’s classmates have prestigious family.

To get the obvious ones out of the way:

Adrien: Gabriel Agreste, fashion designer; Émilie, ex-nobility (she gave up her title) and actress

Chloe (and Zoe): Mayor, Andre Bourgeois; Audrey is a renowned fashion critique

Juleka (and Luka): Jagged Stone (even though they didn’t know it most of their lives)

But there’s a surprising amount of others with pretty high-up positions:

Alya: mom is head chef at a very famous hotel (owned by the Mayor himself) and was even a judge on that chef competition next to a TV host and a literal rockstar; dad owns the zoo (I think, he at least runs it)

Mylène: dad is a famous mime (famous enough to get his face plastered all over Paris for his show)

Sabrina: her dad isn’t just a regular cop, he’s the chief cop

Lila: her mom is an ambassador (yes, I’m including her, I think this one is actually true, seeing as her mom was actually on screen that one time)

Max: mom operates the StarTrain, then becomes and astronaut and almost immediately tests a new AI in space (idk how she got through training that fast)

Alix: her dad runs the freaking Louvre

That’s nine (9) students! Out of 15 in the class! That’s more than half the students with at least one parent in a prestigious position.

AND, this includes herself!

Yeah, her parents are bakers, and they only really get famous-level popular after Marinette gets them endorsements from Ladybug and Jagged Stone, but remember: her uncle (great uncle?) is a famous chef in China! He literally owns a world-renowned restaurant in Shang Hai! And even if he’s not super commonly known in France, it’s still well-enough that he was invited to be a major chef competition at the Mayor’s hotel! Also, her grandma (dad’s side) apparently has enough money to just spend years traveling and buy her a motorized scooter on a whim. So, there’s also that.

Non-classroom honorable mentions:

- Kagami: mom and Tsurugi tech

- Manon: mom is the host of almost every news show it seems

- Aurore: kids tv weather girl (she’s shown to be friends with her briefly in s3)

“Normal girl with a normal life” my butt, Marinette!

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whileyoureinschoolidothisallday · 5 months

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Me: -excited to join the mentorship discord-

Me: -everyone in the YA tag IMMEDIATELY devolves into YA shouldn't be having so much sex in it-

Them: The last book I read had an 18YR OLD protag and their hobby was READING smutty books (I want to emphasize that the issue wasn't that they were watching porn, or even having sex, it was them READING porn. at 18) NOBODY does that at that age! I mean I read fanfiction but not amazon kindle stuff that doesn't count

Me: ....-closes discord-

#risa is an author now #If I lose to these people I swear to god LMFAOCXSFGHKKL #I'M SORRY THAT'S REALLY MEAN BUT IMMMMMMMCFGHJKKURG #You'd all have to forgive me and give me the space to be Dabi levels of jealous for a bit lmfao like what do you MEAN #btw they're trying to walk it back now cause me and a couple people were like 'don't know about that chief'#they didn't mean it like that they meant it's weird YA HAS to have romance in it. Which is a thing!!!!!#but that's 100% different words than what you were saying babe #OMG JK THEY HIT ME WITH THESE 'okay but isn't it weird when authors sexualize their teen characters like some of them go a little TOO far'#yup yup yup I'm going into the tub #goodbye #this person iS 21!!!!!!!!!!!!#they said 'I would prefer steamy scenes with 30yr olds tbh' and I was a bitch and said 'they make those thankfully!!!!!!!'#=)#I am BEGGING YA authors to be normal for 2 seconds please. PLEASE.

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kougaonn · 7 months

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PLEASE do the ship bingo for shuake, those are your main guys right? i forget the ship name but it's your ones. do it for your ones im curious about your breed of feral over them

MY ONES..........

#text #mare tag #Love these butches <- i meant to say bitches but that works too

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meejijis · 1 month

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"Waaaah I can't ship samewada because wada looks so child-coded and samekichi is too tall he looks like an adult" Yall have clearly never read the wikia's information that literally explicitly revealed their ages (they are ADULTS) and it shows. Yall have also never clearly obviously went outside and touched grass more because height difference couples exist irl. Yall have clearly never went outside and touched even more grass because petite short adult woman exists irl. Go outside and touch grass

#delete later #“the fact that they have a child together too!” yeah no fucking shit HEIGHT DIFFERENCE COUPLES HAVE KIDS ALL THE TIME #WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO SURPRISED IMFAO #i swear to mf god the younger gen have such poor reading comprehension. and why TF are you even playing watgbs and other dsp stuff #at a young age when the content is CLEARLY not meant for your sensitive snowflake ass #Pretty sure theres content warning plastered on all of dsp games stating theyre for MATURE older audiences only #never thought i would see ppl bitching and complaining about samewada in the year of 2024 but here we are.#yall are so insufferable and boring asf to hang out and be friends with #and saying height diff couples = p*dophilia when it fucking isnt

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misfortunegirl · 24 days

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bro i really am just.

😀

i am just fucking sitting.

#GIRL.......not nerdy guy just texting me cause i havent responded in more than two weeks 😭 OH CMON I JUST FORGOT YOU i cant be getting #delusional over him aGAIN..... he just texted me “hey (name)? where've you gotten lost?” okokok. the fact he hasnt forgotten my ass yet? ok.#slay mayhaps but also... why🤨 anyways. i came to uni today and barely talked to anyone💀💀💀 he doesnt share today's particular lesson so #we haven't seen eachother in like............. more than a month? give or take..#so if i decide to show up again tomorrow ill most likely see him. so. ill have to dress up extra cute. why? i dunno. my brainworms tell me #to do so. see #i wouldve dressed cuter today but i was too tired and didnt have enough tjme.....#im kinda running on not enough sleep but i meant to say we dont share today's particular class.#ive almost forgotten how his dumb cute lil loir face looks like. hm.... anyway.#im tired. took too much hydroxyzine and almost fell asleep in class 💀 someone nameless bitch gave me a dirty look and i was like ok i dont #eveb know you why the disgusted face💀 youve never seen a sleepy angel or what #“some* nameless bitch”#especially an angel sleepy cuz of a “drug” like cmon. grow up. 🙄#placeholder tag

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blogalreadydoesntexist · 11 months

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i just genuinely want to know where proshits got the whole 'all antis are terfs' argument like?? most antis ive met who are very openly adamantly antiproship are trans?? does terf (trans exclusionary radical feminist, ie, dense ms who think trans women 'dont count' even though theyre typically prettier than said terfs) mean something completely different in their little animalistic ass brain???