#<- completely delusional btw.

[liyv]

is this what you wanted?

#bsd spoilers #bsd #dazai osamu #art tag #tw blood #tw injury #ohhhhhhhhhhhh 109 made me so crazy ive been chewing on bricks all month #like we have the old setup thats like: 1. dazai wants to die and 2. chuuya wants to kill him but in truth its now more like #1. dazai wants to live hes trying to live and 2. chuuya could never of his own volition harm dazai #& then 109 takes them at their worse & takes away all of their power & agency & story up until now #& gives them EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT #but its not true! we've moved past this ending! #so now we get 1. what they want(ed) isnt something they couldve ever achieved by their own will (SAD) & #2. maybe now they realize they want for smth else? (HOPEFUL) & their arc goes from there #<- completely delusional btw. #bungou stray dogs

[look-at-the-stars-tonight]

I don’t care what the plot of the community movie is as long as it starts with a shot of Troy and Abed cuddled together in bed and sleepily singing “Troy and Abed in the morning” as they wake up

#community #Trobed #Troy Barnes #abed nadir #community movie #no this won’t happen but I enjoy being delusional #I woke up this New Year’s Day with this image in my brain so I had to inflict it upon the rest of u #it’s a giant bed btw cause they live in a mansion cause Troy successfully completed pierces challenge and won his inheritance #and abed is a successful filmmaker #and they live in LA now #Troy does ac repair or car repair for fun #he doesn’t need to but he needs to do something with his time #and he mainly focuses on apprenticeships #and teaching those skills to high schoolers who can’t afford to go to college #can u tell I’m very attached to the mechanic Troy idea #he has a GIFT and it bothers me that it was completely set aside #he doesn’t necessarily need to use it but I like the idea of him starting his own school #except this time it’s not a cult #and it’s to show people that u can have a successful career WITHOUT college #the trades are valuable. #ok I’m done #actually no I’m not #he comes home every day and gushes about his students #‘abed you won’t BELIEVE how quickly Tony can diagnose and replace x!’ #can u tell I know very little about cars #and then abed makes a film about Troy and his kids and they get a SHIT TON of money and all of it goes to scholarships and expanding #the school #yes Troy has money already but also running a repair shop and training kids for free is Expensive #and they both live happily ever after. #NOW I’m done

[tomgrcg]

#tomgreg #succession #successionedit #do u like what i did with the 'i fear' #>:)c #i'm trying to not be completely delusional #i don't know just how much greg fears staining tom as of yet #let's manifest that he fears it more than anything #the last pic is like. times tom gave up something of himself to make greg feel better btw if that wasn't clear #anyway there's probably more like this coming #i love to be in pain #and they are so fucking poetic

[pepperpixel]

*Twitching facedown on the floor, frothing and foaming at the mouth.*: Ghghghghgh…. Autoheart…. Songs…. So fitting…. For Simon, Betty, Magic Man…. Their sad sad polycule (A/N: their polycule I made up in my mind)….. oh my god. oh my god……

#fOOLISHLY WRONG! Simon singing to betty…. but not rlly… in his head. like. what Simon would think about everything Betty’s done…. gRGG #foolishly wrong is a song btw. #‘lent’ is also bad end petrigrof… like Betty lives but they break up… #I have several diff versions of these guys in my head… 1 where everything is honky dory wish fulfillment #1 where betty lives but like…. petrigrof truly becomes toxic… #have thoughts for betty and magic man… pre betty becoming golb.. #have thoughts for magic man and Simon… post bettys sacrifice…. #I have autoheart songs for that specific scenario too! #’factories’ and ‘Santa fe’. factories is Simon singing and Santa Fe is magic man. #sorry. I reveal I think these 3 should be horrifically and tragically entangled w one another.. romantically. platonically. ANYTHING #finding solace and understanding in one another… #I proceeded to be pelted w tomatoes and booed out of the adventure time fandom #I am probably just delusional I can admit this… I still… am obsessed. sorry lol #pepper words #like I think of these 3 together and I am instantly gnawing on the bars of my enclosure gHg- #lent I actually think is kinda good for all of them…. #god ok NOW I’m gonna go do real life shit… like eat lunch… and research scanners…. #*proceed. not proceeded. sorry… typings hard #Simon x magic man is COMPLETELY FABRICATED IN MY HEAD. I can admit that.. like those 2 I am just delusional #I just think! it’d be neat if they started hanging out after Betty brings back simon…. #I also do rlly like wish fulfillment happy times w these 3… right now I’m listing to autoheart songs tho.. #so uh… yeah. currently thinking about my fucked up sad ideas for them ghgh- #*listening #I also have thoughts about Betty actually getting proper therapy and help and support and giving up on her quest to save simon #or at least. maybe not giving up completely but… not being so tunnel vision obsessed w it… #and her and magic man being platonic life partners… #ok… anyway. bye. now I’m gonna go eat lunch. now that I’ve divulged w u all my stupid fucking adventure time thoughts ghghg- #actually kind of embarrassed talking about Betty x Simon x magic man but gGHGH- #I’m probably gonna draw art for them eventually might as well rip this bandaid off now lol #adventure time

[pinkestlittlebutterfly]

for the short prompts...... 15 with lily? I know you want it 👀

Lily, All of Love, whatever his name is right now, can’t remember a time when he wasn’t scared. 

He was scared as a child and he is scared as an adult, scared as a human and even more so as a vampire. He’s scared of Germaine and his siblings and every Eve he ever had, in one way or another. He’s scared of being used and scared of being abandoned, he’s scared of loving too little and of loving too much. He lost his innocence, gained inhuman strength, time passes by but never touches him; the only constant is fear. 

He learns, early on, before he even gets his fangs and claws and adult body, that being scared isn’t good for him, that those who are scared are those who get hurt. He has never learned not to be scared, but he teaches himself to lie and soon, it comes effortlessly to him. He bites down his cries and lifts his head high and clenches his fists until his fingernails dig bloody wounds into his palms, until his hands don’t tremble anymore. 

He’s scared, but no one will ever know. To the world he’s All of Love, Servamp of Lust, eternal servant of the Alicein family; All of Love, saviour of children, guardian angel of the lost and abandoned; All of Love, the always smiling, always cheerful little brother. 

He’s Snow Lily, Alicein Misono’s partner. He’s scared of Misono too, because Misono is more powerful than any other among his Eves ever was. 

He betrays Misono, and smiles at him as he does so, and acts like it doesn’t tear him apart when the boy yells at him and curses him out, like knowing that he’ll never be forgiven, never be loved again doesn’t make him want to crawl under a blanket and never come out again. He bites down his cries and lifts his head high and clenches his fists until his fingernails dig bloody wounds into his palms, until his hands don’t tremble anymore. 

Misono brushes it all off like it’s nothing. Misono breaks him open like a geode, and Lily knows he was right to fear him. 

Misono makes him cry, and cower before his Eve, trembling like a butterfly in the wind; and then… he reaches out for him.

“Come with me, Snow Lily,” He says. “There’s something we can do now.” 

Lily wants to take the hand he’s offered, but his own is trembling so bad he barely has control over it. He stretches his arm out anyways and feels pathetic, like the child he never ceased to be. 

Misono doesn’t care. He fills in where Lily’s strength fails, grabs his hand and holds it tight, pressing his lips against his Servamp’s white knuckles, a gesture that feels too warm and gentle for what he deserves. 

“It’s alright now,” He says, “I’ll protect you, Lily.” 

I believe in you, Lily wants to tell him and whispers “okay”, instead, and thinks that maybe, as long as Misono’s hand holds his own, he can be a little less scared.

#15 “Trembling Hands” from this lovely list of prompts

#servamp #servamp lily #servamp misono #lust pair #canon lily: in his girlboss era #me (delusional): no actually he's just a scared little babe pls be nice to him <3 #this is what it looks like when i'm being completely self indulgent btw #sorry about that #and sorry for being so slow with these #they're so much fun though

[fishandshesmygills]

yuri of absence (convincing myself my ex misses me)

#completely delusionally btw #no way are they thinking about me #it's been almost 3 months since they broke up with me and we were not together that long #when we do talk it's probably about 75% me initiating #and it's never about anything REAL #classes (we still have 3 together) and the like #but god i still miss them.

[witchey]

when i was like 13 and was like would be kinda cool to be psychotic lolz and then a mental illness wizard cursed me for thinking that and made me schizoaffective in return at age 19

#🔮💭 #like u can say all u want about how i was naive but i was already under the effects of schizotypy at that age and didn't realize it tbqh #the way for the longest time i was nahhh nahh this is not happening i'm making it up i'm a faker like bro. u are insane. problem? #like i'm sorry but i'm literally the delusioner. i am the illusioner. i'm paranoid but i'm also Completely normal btw #like i'm fine now (hasn't smoked weed in months) #(voice of a guy about to smoke weed again and cause problems) #pls god find a way for me to smoke wead without me spiraling into a psychotic episode 🙏

[carbonateds-oda]

BSD CHAP 101 SPOILERS

one of my fav delusions of mine is the idea that skk had more contact w each other than they’ve led others to believe

like during the time he was in hiding, dazai would send chuuya weird ominous messages that only he would know r from him just as a way of telling him that he’s still alive

or that they were in cahoots before the whole doa thing went down and chuuya was act informed abt parts of dazai’s plan kinda like w aku who was revealed to b trailing atsushi the whole time

all this to say that I’m firmly holding on to the belief that the whole drowning/vampire thing was planned out by both of them bc hear me out like no one would suspect them two of all ppl to act b working together and u can’t expect me to believe that anyone was capable of getting close enough to chuuya of all ppl to bite him at least not unless he let them on purpose

it just doesn’t make sense to me for him to die so soon I refuse to believe that

#im 100% rt btw #let me live in my world of delusional lies in peace and tell me this is completely possible and def not a stretch #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd chap 101 #bsd manga

[thormanick]

What do you call someone who experienced the mirage in the desert for the first time as Childe?

Delusional

#that's me i'm the delusional one #the spirit of cyno is possessing me lol #i'll see myself out #genshin impact #genshin impact sumeru #genshin impact 3.1 #afinna explores teyvat #btw i missed it completely i have no idea what the mirage itself was i was too captivated by the ruins lol

[pepprs]

the bull smashing plates in my brain right now.

#dangerously mentally ill atm. about to snap and start screaming and crying hysterically in the middle of meetings. #purrs #it’s fine btw i just need to be honest and i need to ask for comfort and accept it. but i fucking can’t. but i need to and i have to so hel #me god except nothing is going to make up for not getting to be held at b*rth so……. lol. like you can’t just ask people for that. but it’s #the way that i need to be married so bad so i can finally be normal. im completely serious. i need to be married. being someone’s number on #will fix me. and i also need to not have k*ds i think bc mike birbiglias the new one special made me SO deeply angry and upset and i can’t #even take it. like i think maybe no one in love should have kids ever again. i truly believe that. if you can’t give a kid your deepest tru #truest love then it fucks them up for life and if you can do that then it erodes the relationship you have with your partner so. basically #wish i didn’t exist kinda. and i wish none of the good things in my life had happened to me because it gave me hope for things that can’t a #actually happen and i have just been delusional about someday being healed all this time. i will be wounded and alone forever and i want to #go lie in the trench they’re digging in the backyard about it 💃🏻🥳 #delete later #i just want to play wobboedogs on the switch and forget i am a human being. that’s all. that’s literally it #cominng back to this a couple weeks later um this was one of the most mentally ill posts i have ever made in my life. sorry 😚✌️ x

[kimmkitsuragi]

alright this game is literally insane it feels like never ending content to me rn

#playing bg3 #i was like surely i can finally finish act 1 today #since i can play a lots and i feel like i have little content left in this part :) #well WRONG #here have this completely new area with a huge map u idiot #at first i thought it was the beginning of act 2 sjsnnsjdhd #but then i found a door that triggers a dialogue like 'sure u ready for the road to moonrise towers pal?' lol #and it made me go 😵 what do u MEAN we're still in act 1 are u kidding meeeee #and i still have a lot to discover in this area bro seriously lmao #anyway i WONT be finishing act 1 today lmao #i just long rested with my vampire 'boyfriend' if u know what i mean 😎🧛‍♂️ #i say 'boyfriend' because that man is still literally toying with lou's feelings smh #but it's fine it's fine we're getting there #<- the least delusional vampire rouge enjoyer #'i can fix him' :D #naur that's not my view abt his character btw #just now he was working on the cursed book and i was like sure king do whatever u like ❤ #what im trying to do is more like 'haha remember love and care you idiot' #while also cheering for his crazy morally gray stuff like okay yay ❤ #but im so supportive of every companion tbh not special to him #holding them all in my hand i love u guys #what a long post. waiting for the cloud sync of the save files that's why lol

[1o1percentmilk]

yo does anyone else get the craziest lag on discord desktop on mac

#it works beautifully on my phone #but discord has lag spikes completely unrelated to internet. about every 15 seconds and it lasts for 5 seconds #this was the thing that killed me in last night's hole game btw #i mistimed the lag spike and got caught #im gonna reboot when i finish my assignment later #milk (delusional) #see if that works

[gatogotica]

truly the most baffling sign i am subjected to on my drive to and from work

#we literally live across the country from Maine btw. #like what are they saying here. fairly confusing #also fully delusional because as if conservatives/republicans aren’t the ones banning books ? #also the ‘’watch on YouTube’’ but no like titles or channel names or links #and the completely full bin of American flags #very interesting stuff here #my post

[its-your-mind]

ORV as textposts 39/???

[Photo ID - 10 images from the Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint manhwa with Tumblr posts pasted upon them.

The first image shows the backs of nine members of the main cast as they look toward the sun in the background. The text post is by Tumblr user daisies-on-a-cup and reads, "THEY DID IT THEY ESCAPED THE NARRATIVE!!! THERE IS A WAY OUT!!! THE STORY CAN BE ALTERED!!! YOU ARE NOT STUCK-THERE IS AN ESCAPE!!!! THERE IS A LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL BUT YOU HAVE TO WALK TOWARDS IT!!!!"

The second image shows Kim Dokja in a suit with his hand on his hip. The text post is by Tumblr user yuridefender and reads, "i do love stories that start out with the protagonist going "hi! 👋😀 i am such a normal guy. the most average person ever. 😄 an average joe even. i have no friends or enemies. i spend my time reading books and sing to myself on occasions. nothing to see here! ^^" and it turns out that not only are they a liar but also the most fucked up person ever. and a cunt"

The third image shows Kim Dokja with a shocked face. Yoo Joonghyuk is clutching Kim Dokja's shoulder as he falls. Lee Hyungsung is behind Kim Dokja on the viewer's right, and Yoo Sangah and Shin Yoosung are running toward Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk from the viewer's left. The text post is by Tumblr user littlespoonsokka and reads "oh and btw the love was there and it changed everything. if u even care"

The fourth image shows Kim Dokja. The text post is by Tumblr user tomwambsgirl and reads, "being an unreliable narrator is inherently homoerotic". They reblogged with an addition that reads, "what do you have to hide? your sexuality?"

The fifth image shows Yoo Joonghyuk yelling dramatically. The text post is by Tumblr user fembutchboygirl and reads, "He's a cis man. He's transfem. He's nonbinary. He has 35 genders. He's a cis woman. He's a trans man. Gender, he barely knows her. He's transmasc. He's gnc. He doesn't know what a pronoun is. I didn t say his name but he popped into your head didn't he"

The sixth image shows Yoo Joonghyuk staring at Kim Dokja while he holds him by the throat. Kim Dokja is slightly beaten up and smirking back at him. The text post is by Tumblr user neilgayman69 and reads, "They have never canonically fucked. But also they have, and they should, and it would be a horrible idea."

The seventh image has Yoo Joonghyk hunched over in the foreground with Lee Hyungsung to his left and Shin Yoosung to his right. Kim Dokja is in the background with Yoo Sangah on his right and the viewer's left. He's facing Yoo Joonghyuk and the viewer slightly and is hunched over with a sword in his hand. The text post is by Tumblr user billypotts and reads, "stories about time travel are about two things. number one is inevitable tragedy. number two is seeing that inevitable tragedy and saying oh god I will make this right please even if I can't fix it I will try to make this right. also I lied they're about three things and third is obviously love"

The eighth image is a close-up of Kim Dokja with smile and dull eyes against a black background. The text post is by Tumblr user raylangivins and reads, "I love a character who's like "I know exactly who I am and I'm being very authentic about it" and then when you analyse his behaviour even a little bit you realise his self perception is completely selective and delusional."

The ninth image shows Han Sooyoung, Yoo Joonghyuk, and Kim Dokja. Yoo Joonghyuk is leaned over Han Sooyoung's back while Kim Dokja is slightly off to the viewer's right with a confused expression. The text post is by Tumblr user notsoni and reads, "Not soulmates but it always had to be them and they weren't destined to be together but they were doomed to be but also it took everything for them to get here and also it was never supposed to happen but also it always was and had to happen this way. Hope this helps"

The final image shows the members of Kimcom sitting around a garbage-can fire with drinks. The text post is by Tumblr user gothritsu and reads, "if theres no found family what is the God Damn Fucking Point". /End ID]

ID by @incorrect-web-novels tysm!!!

#listen these ones are all long all at once and I apologize #but I try to group them by VIBE #and these are all meta posts ya know #and meta posts get LONGE #so here we are #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #omniscent reader #omniscient reader webtoon #omniscient reader novel #orv spoilers #just in case!! #orv novel spoilers #orv novel #kim dokja #kimcom #dokhyuk #yoohankim #yoo joonghyuk

[weaver-z]

Being a Gabriel Good Omens fan has been hilarious btw. Yeah he's fundamentally awful and selfish and Patrick Bateman-coded. He has canonically slaughtered countless demons and exists as a proud tool (in both senses of the word) of the proto-fascist dictatorship called Heaven. He tried to kill one of my other favorite characters in the most brutal manner his species is capable of performing. For the past four years, I have supported him under the completely delusional assumption that goth they/them pussy could cure all of his ailments, and in the past two weeks I have been proven entirely correct and vindicated by canon. The world is beautiful. I need to be sedated.

#good omens #archangel gabriel #ineffable bureaucracy #HE SUCKS!!!! HEART EMOJI

[trimmtrabbing]

ok i dont condone bullying ppl online but i have to say that tiktok has shown to me how so many conventionally attractive people have been tricked into thinking they are absolutely hilarious and quirky and “ so silly 🤪 omg we cant take her anywhere 😂😂😂” but it’s literally just because people will laugh at a hot persons jokes no matter what. idk its just a little funny and slightly embarrassing to watch

#they can keep doing what they’re doing btw like no hate its just so so weird #like ik if you put a fat person in their place or anyone with bad skin or whatever and ppl would think they’re completely unfunny weird and #delusional #tiktok #19txt79