#🏩self insert🏩

[sugaryapplepie]

📸💗HunieCam AU Scribbles [NSFW]💗📸

A/N: So I created an LMK AU with the cast as actors and the Y/Ns would be either assistants to the cam girls/boys/toys or co-stars (or eventual co-stars) and I've been bullying @dynamicsimp @puppy-the-mask and @angellongtail soooo time to slap down some scribbles ;) Tags: HunieCam AU, camming, NSFW, yanderes, smutty stuff, Canon x OCs, selfship, Canon x Self-Insert, scribbles, consensual dub/non-con RP scenario

Characters/Pairings: Kiki x Macaque, Eli x Macaque, Seraphim x Macaque, Pinkie

Kiki! Kiki is a beautiful, vibrant assistant that Macaque couldn't help but slide up to when he saw just how beautiful astro looked in eros work uniform

Macaque is definitely the more slyly flirty, the more pick-you-up-at-the-bar type of guy who's gone by morning light leaving you yearning for him

But then he also began cutting eyes at the dashing Genderfluid assistant that couldn't meet his eyes, always blushing intently and looking away

That's not to MENTION Seraphim. She was a dame that could have a man walk into a door just from how she walked. She had beauty and she had class, and she had Macaque hooked like a fish on a line

All three of them became targets for his flirting, his teasing, and eventually his asking them to join him in a special shoot

This one was one of his favorite scenarios: hunting prey in the woods. The three were playing friends going on a road trip but their car broke down. They had to traverse the forest, trying to find help

And of course one by one Macaque would scoop them up and bring them to his log cabin in the woods

Three pretty pets kept with collars and leashes in the log cabin's basement. Three pretty little targets when they broke free and ran

It was fun chasing them down. First Macaque went for Kiki, the adoring assistant he could count on to massage his muscles after a hard day's work. While astro was running the pre-planned trail, it was easy for him to toss out a rock and make eros fall...but luckily his arms caught eros.

And so did his teeth digging into astro's neck, not enough to hurt but enough to mark. To remind eros who's boss. A few kisses and nuzzles to soothe astro before the eventual down & dirty in the dirt trail

Then on to Eli. Flustered, easily startled Eli. It had taken some confidence-building and trust-building to get Eli to agree to help out, but Macaque was patient and attentive. Instead of jumping them, Macaque carefully stalked Eli before grabbing him, yanking him close, and running his fingers through his hair, crooning to his little pet. Macaque reassured Eli that he wouldn't hurt her, she was safe and so, so beautiful. So lovely. How could he ever hurt her? Just a bite, one small bite to show the world that they were his...and then carefully carrying them back to the cabin. There would be no force, no bites, no scratching. Just gentle kisses, whispered praise, and wearing Eli out so she'd be too tired to run

Seraphim, now, was different. Macaque wanted to prove to her that he knew she was high-class, but that he wasn't a man to be cowed. She he stalked with great anticipation, heart pounding in his chest as he wondered what she'd feel like, how she'd try to turn the tables...and that she did when he eventually found her by the lake. Macaque let her think she was winning at first, but then grabbed her shoulders and pushed her down, biting her not just on her neck but shoulders as well. Just to humiliate her, he made sure she felt so good all of the forest knew who was the dom between the two

But Macaque was not cruel, he would gently bathe her off in the clean lake water and re-dress her before bringing her back to the cabin, feeding her a meal before snuggling her to sleep. His precious pets.

Their manager Pinkie makes sure the film quality and such is up to par before it hits the editing room, which is likely where they're going to closely evaluate Macaque to see if he's deserving of that raise or not. All with the most :| face imaginable.

#huniecam #huniecam studio #huniecam au #huniecam au headcanons #🏩 #kiki #kiki x macaque #kiki x macaque 🏩 #lmk macaque #lmk macaque 🏩 #eli #eli x macaque #eli x macaque 🏩 #self insert

[nanaloopsy]

i need to hear about more people’s COD sona/oc like i think they are so silly and sweet : (

do the serve (yass!) or are they a civilian?

how did they meet your fav!!?

i’m tweaking my sona, her name is luella : ) she’s just a lil infantry soldier!!

me & my friend we’re talking and we gave her a chipped tooth WHICH MAKES HER LOOK SO CUTE :’ (((( and it just made me think about other peoples oc’s and how much i love self insertz!

#﹐﹑ᶻ𝘻﹐𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 🏩﹐‹𝟯ʾ #i love personas!! #self indulgence at its finest #self insert #cod oc #cod original character #original character #oc #blablablah #her name is luella cain!! #her call sign is bunty : 3c

[alucardownsmyass]

Hey beautiful! Got some headcanons on Alucard with an extremely shopaholic lover? I am a serious serial shopper and can't save money even if it meant saving my life LOL! Could be him and her just  spending time at the mall together 🏩🛍👠👜👗🥿

aaaa! i can very much relate to this one! 😩 i love fashion and currently am in the process of restarting my entire wardrobe! fr dm me if you see this and i'd love to show you all the shit i have in my wishlist cart! 🤣 it's ridiculous!

i'll add some interactions with some of the other characters as a bonus!

♡︎ ♥︎ ♡︎ ♥︎ ♡︎ ♥︎ ♡︎ ♥︎  ♡︎ ♥︎ ♡︎ ♥︎ ♡︎ ♥︎ ♡︎ ♥︎ ♡︎ ♥︎ ♡︎ ♥︎ ♡︎ ♥︎

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ᴄʜᴏꜱᴇɴ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ: ꜱʜᴏᴘᴀʜᴏʟɪᴄ 💌

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you had a really bad habit of being unable to save your money for long periods of time. as soon as you saw something you liked online, you were just as quick to insert the address of hellsing manor, add your credit/debit information, click 'pay now', and that was that! sure, you got a more than decent amount of income from working with the organization, but you know what they always say: "just because you have the money to spend, doesn't mean you have to."

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and integra definitely agreed with that statement.

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"(Y/N)!! what on earth is it that you've ordered this time?!" she yells as she watched a clearly exhausted fedex worker throw the 20th box by the entrance of the manor near the rest of the pile, curisng under their breath as they walked back to their truck when they were done and drove away angrily.

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you knew you shouldn't spend so much, and choosing days to shop out with seras wasn't much help with solving that problem, either. she enjoyed fashion almost just as much as you. regardless if she was a vampire or a former officer, she still had a teenager's mindset, so whatever clothes you picked up, she always encouraged you to get them, cheerfully complimenting you along the way.

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with you owning a monstrous amount of clothes, you're only bound to have some all over the floor of your room, causing walter's eyebrow to twitch. perhaps he's reached the end of his sanity. you always begged him to tidy up your room with the offering of a generous tip on the side if he did so. he agreed to in the end; you're lucky he cares about you so much.

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alucard didn't much mind the thought of venturing to the mall when you asked him to come along, and though he always did recommend less consumption, he still let you get whatever you wanted. it was your money at the end of the day, and in his eyes, you could do as you pleased with it.

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integra, nor you, trusted the vampire enough to drive, so you took that task instead. you giggled when he climbed his way into the passenger seat, for it was quite a strange sight to see such an ancient creature inside of a modern day machine. "how are you enjoying the car so far, alu?"

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"it may take me a while to get comfortable, my dear. a man of my time would agree that there lied more room inside even a dungeon cell." you took your eyes off of the road for a mere second to see what he was talking about, viewing that his knees were pretty much pressed up against his side of the car's dashboard due to how tall he was. you forgot to tell him that the seats were adjustable. oops!

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when entering the stores, it of course takes you a while to look around at everything, but alucard didn't complain, nor did he rush you. he's existed for 590 years and most likely has hundreds more to look forward to. he definitely has all the time in the world to wait. in fact, he liked to look around himself and recommend what he thinks would appear gorgeous on you. you learned he has very expensive taste, but what did you expect for someone who used to be of royalty?

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the lingerie shops grew to be his favorite places to go with you, and it was quite self explanatory of why. from little g-strings, to embroidery-embellished bras, to satin nightgowns, to straight up bdsm pvc bodysuits is all of what he ended up carrying on his gloved finger by the hook of their hangers, a huge grin on his face when he showed them to you. when you asked if you should try some of them on in the dressing rooms, he surprisingly denied. "as much as i would be delighted to see that luscious body at this moment, it'd be a much truer gift to first behold such a thing between the sheets of my bedding. wouldn't you agree, my sweet?"

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the shopping wasn't all just about you, either! you loved taking alucard into men's wear sections. it's not like he sees the need to shop for himself since he can simply summon garments of his own with the use of his shadows, but sometimes he'll indulge in the realism of the activity, especially when it means being with you.

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"you'd look so handsome in this! quick, go try it on!" you shoved the outfit you picked out for him into his arms and ushered him into a dressing room stall, waiting patiently on the outside. no sooner is when he came out in khaki shorts, a hawaiian shirt, flip flops and a large sun hat to match with a "you've got to be kidding me" expression scribbled onto his features.

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"what? i think it looks great on you! don't be such a debbie downer!"

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he raised an eyebrow. "oh really? and just where do you think i will be, dressed in this?"

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and that's how your next vacation was planned.

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you tried to hold back your laugh. you were being truthful, though; he was oddly one of those men that could actually pull off anything he wore, especially considering he donned a maid's outfit one time.⠀ ⠀

#alucard #alucard x reader

[nooks-cranny-mogai]

Meet the crew!!

Last update: 10/13/23

💀🌲Clover🌲💀

Names: Clover, forest, mello

Age: 22

Genders: Two spirit(more specifically asegi and Sipiniq), Bigender m/f, fluidflux, traumatagender, religiogender, intergender, lyxstera, autigender, pangender

Pronouns: He/him, Ey/em, she/her, xhey/xhem, zhey/zhem Emoji pronouns: 🥰/✨/💚/🩵/💔/❤️‍🩹/🫶/✌️/🖕/🪷/🌿/🍀/🪵/🌲/🍃/🪨/🌫️/🌈/🌧️/⛈️/🌙/👽/🦷/🦴/💀/👁️/🌌/🪐/🪽/🍈/🥥/🍟/☕/🦽/🏩/🎍/🥎/👾/🕹️/🎮/🪄/🎹/🔋/🪫/💿/💡/🕯️/🏮/💉/🧪/🥽/🩻/🖊️/🖌️/💌/⏱️/⏳/🔮/🧿/🪬/📿/🪦/🚬/⚰️/🗝️/♊/♀️/♂️/⚧️/⭕/❌/🚫/💠/♿/🛐/⚛️/⚕️/🏳️‍🌈/🏳️‍⚧️ (and some associated noun neopronouns)

Orientation: Butch and femme(not futch) Twink bisexual aroacespec alloaro transhet mlw, mlm, mlnb, wlw, wlm, wlnb, nblw, nblm, nblnb, ilw, ilm,ilnb, I4I(i4i), T4t, sys4sys, sys4singlet

Misc: host of the system, intersex, aldernic, altersex, otherkin/therian/fictionkin(angel, storm deity, deer), religious (Hellenistic multi-theologic auristic pagan, indigenous American and Inuit/metis shaman/witch doctor and budding satanist and potential buddhist. Primary devotions: ancestors, great spirit, hera, Apollo, Artemis, Hermes. Mostly ancestors, the great spirit and hera). Yes I have an actual spirit animal. Identifies primarily with the appearance of the body.

Status: dating (singlet) partner (she/he/they) for 5 ½ years. Not internally sysdating.

Job: I make flags, coin terms and answer questions that are directed at me or not directed at sunny or Emma, basically general questions.

☀️Sunny☀️

*insert art os Sundrop from FNAF here*

Names: sunny, sunnydrop, Sundrop, sun

Age: ???(adult)

Genders: Pangender, male and female, sun gender, heatgender, agender, bigender, robogender, demiboygirl

Pronouns: He/him, they/them, she/her, emoji pronouns: 🌞/🔥/❤️🧡💛/💌/❤️‍🔥/🤖/🌼/🌻/🌱/🍃/🌴/🌅/🌈/☀️/🐣/🐝/🍓/🍍/🍋/🍟/🍯/🍿/🎉/🎊/🏆/📀/💡/✴️/⚜️/🏳️‍⚧️/🏳️‍🌈/🥰/☺️/😇/🌟/✨/❤️/🧡/💛/💕/🍂/🍁/🍄/🌾/🪴/🫧/🌤️/🐱/🐥/🍌/🍏/🥐/🥞/🥧/🍭/🎀/📼

Orientation: femme polysexual polyam

Misc: Sunnydrop introject/fictive, religious (primary devotion: Apollo). Unknown if perisex or intersex.

Status: dating partner (listed above) for 3 years(?)

(there is a moondrop fictive present in the system and sunny considers him a brother figure, do not mention Sun x moon content please. We aren't against Sun x moon content as they are not canonically related but prefer if that content is kept away)

Job: pronoun flags, pronoun/name lists, answer questions directed to her, occationally coining.

🐢🌈Emma🌈🐢

Names: Emma

Age: 21-22

Genders: Demi-girl, Cis-nonbinary-girl, nonbinary girl, Female

Pronouns: She/her, They/them, Shey/shem, turtle/turtles, emoji pronouns:☺️/🌟/💚/🩵/💛/💌/💅/🧜🏻‍♀️/🧚🏻/💐/🌹/🌷/🌸/🪻/🌼/🍄/🌾/🌱/🌿/🪴/🌈/🫧/💫/🦔/🐦/🐢/🐸/🍈/🥥/🍦/🍫/🍩/☕/🫖/💒/🎂/🥎/🩰/🛍️/🧼/👒/🩷/♀️/🏳️‍🌈

Orientation: wlm- leaning Bisexual ace-spec

Misc: white presenting/self image is more white/paler than the body/dose not consider herself indigenous, perisex, agnostic( dosent believe in anything in particular but dose believe there is a higher power.)

Status: dating Issac (an adult tenya iida fictive/gatekeeper) for a year and half(?)

Job: answering questions, tagging, discourse(should it arise)

Information about the body:

The body has a lot of medical disorders(did, OCD, severe autism, ADHD, mild bpd, schizo-affective, c-ptsd(duh?), RA, etc.) So anything coined in relation to disorders or disabilities, we have them and if we don't, they were requested and guided by someone who dose. The body is intersex, semi-white passing and was raised in American and semi dutch/semi German culture(disconnected from native heritage). The body is indigenous (Cherokee and metis) and white (dutch, scotch-irish, french, polish, German + some other stuff). We may be black (it's complicated due to family stuff and we experience racism from people harassing us due to our potentially-black-originating features. We don't speak on black issues due to the lack of certainty and we don't want to be identified as black until that's confirmed. Sorry for any confusion and if this is worded weird, we're trying our best to be respectful so please don't take any of this the wrong way)

This systems ok terms: alter(s), headmate, system, medical system

This systems not ok terms: plural, multiple, parts/parts of a whole/pieces/pieces of a whole/parts language, brainmates, personalities, selves or anything that implies I(or others with did/cdds) am defined by my suffering and/or dysfunction.

This system is attempting functional multiplicity but supports final fusion. The system's name is the ghost moon system.

There are multiple other fictives/alters you may have met: Millie, neo, Captain, toko, error, avery and komine but they have all decided for the most part to no longer interact with the mogai community. If they feel comfortable enough to allow me to link their new blogs here(if they remake), I will.

I have many other members of my system who will not be listed for my comfort.

As you can see, this is not my main blog. I will not be listing my main or any other blogs for my comfort and privacy but likelyhood is that if you mostly post gender coining/mogai/etc and your not on my dni, we're probably following you lol when I'm not coining or setting up gender systems, im usually drawing, writing stories or poetry. I also have alot healthwise going on irl due to being chronically ill, fatigue, disability, poverty and personal issues so I'm not able to devote as much time to coining as I wish I could.

I, clover, refer to my system as my system and my alter's, my etc because I have been the host for a very very very long time and although I am not "the original" I've been host long enough to feel that way. I'm not claiming ownership of my system or something, I'm litterally just the host lol we alternate between we/us and I/me regardless of or in regards of context.

#meet the crew #Host and his ghosts

[singeryuri]

Hi friend! I was just curious if it would be alright to make moodboards or icons relating to your selfships?

I wouldn't want to overstep or misinterpret so if there ARE some (or all) you're comfortable with being made into icons/edits, what themes would you like in the edits?

OHHH MY GOODNESS I WOULD LOVE THIS ?? I'd be happy with any of my selfships uh.. The themes would rlly depend on the ship however !! But generally lovey stuff in the character/self insert colors would b sweet :3 Vague ideas and aesthetics and vibes for a few under the cut jic I ramble

BloodDust (Tomura and Kaoru): White and red, light blue and red, royalty, devotion (especially on Kaoru's end towards Tomura). For whatever it's worth, Kaoru is head over heels and horrendously devoted to him and he loves her a lot and she's the person he trusts the most and is closest to, even when the League is still kinda rocky and less close.

ShizuVee (Shizuku and Vee): Blue and black, blue and purple, Vee's aesthetics are.. vaguely gothic lolita? which obviously contrasts to Shizuku's light, yet still frilly, blue idol aesthetic.

SilvEmu (Emu and Silviu): Black/green and pink, sour candies, Silviu's aesthetic is quite cybergoth (gotta draw them sometime just trust for now) which again contrast to Emu's whole ~vibes~

AmaTrie (Amahiko and Dmitrie): Purple and red, roses, I don't know what else to put here so ykw emojis to get my point across ❤️🏩🎆🌹🟣🍒🌆🍷🪻💌💄💜💋 does that work for vibes that's all I can think of and I'm mainly going off of colors Whatever they're silly and gay and oh so complicated and I need them to kiss already

And yeahhhhhh I don't know what else to say to help out w vibes sadly. Uwah. Esp for ships I haven't posted abt um </3 But I would ADORE any and all kinds of gifts literally anytime of any of my ships or f/os. Whatever whenever I will pick you up and hug you and spin you around and scream with happiness !!!

#[💌] mailbox #user; anonymous #idont know if any of this will help all my selfship vibes r literally just. vibes. it's so hard to actually put stuff into words fhdjdjdj #i might make a pinterest board w different sections for my different ships. that sounds fun and useful

[sinnamonn]

Me: *beating the ever loving shit out of Billy and Stu with a fireplace shovel*

Vincent, peeking around the corner while filming: you’re doing amazing sweetie :)

#paracosm: sleeping with slashers #🖤 romantic #self insert #self ship #🏩self insert🏩 #horror self ship #vincent sinclair🕯✂️💖

[yachiworld]

• ─ ˒˒ 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

˒˒ welcome! this is where you can know what i write, what i don’t write, who i am, my tags, and a little disclaimer.

◟ · · 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗠𝗘 ╰╮ 𑁍

─ rosy, she/her

─ demi lesbian

─ ‘97, uni student

─ chinese-italian-canadian

─ i speak 4 languages and i know none of them fluently

─ favourite anime’s: haikyuu, hunter x hunter, steins gate, run with the wind, death note, avatar the last air bender, kakegurui, and my hero academia

─ favourite anime characters: tsukishima kei, rintarou okabe, and matoi ryuko

◟ · · 𝗪𝗛𝗢 𝗜 𝗪𝗥𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥 ╰╮ 𑁍

─ haikyuu ( only the female characters )

─ kakegurui ( only the female characters )

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─ requests ( i’m a university student currently, sorry ✌️)

─ male characters

─ in depth yandere writing

─ incest in any way

─ pedophilia

─ medical conditions and mental illness ( ex: eating disorder, depression, etc... )

─ character x character

─ matchups

─ alternate universes ( ex: doctor!character, boxer!character, etc... )

─ self-harm/suicide

─ smut scenarios ( i will write suggestive/mature content but not full on smut stories ‘cause i’m not good at it and i’m sure you guys wouldn’t like it )

• pls ask me questions if your confused on anything!

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─ there are some characters that i have bias towards since i understand their personality better than others, i apologize for mischaracterization of any characters

─ english is not my first language and i’m not that fluent in it so i’m sorry for any grammatical errors you see, if there are any you can recognize, please don’t hesitate to notify me!

─ i’m always open for criticism, this is a new thing for me and i started this at 2:00 because wHy nOt? anyways, i want to create good content and so tell me on what i can improve on

◟ · · 𝗧𝗔𝗚𝗦 ╰╮ 𑁍

─ #rosy.answers🎀

• where i respond to whoever

─ #rosy.rambles👛

• posts that are random

─ #lewd.content🌸

• any suggestive/mature content have this tag

─ #angst.content🏩

• any sort of angst will have this tag

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© yachiworld, 2021.

#guidlines #rules #about me #introduction.🌷

[frecklystars]

*skims your fo list* barney stinson. good taste fam. 💜 for the meme

Send me a 💜 + an f/o and I'll tell you how I came up with my ship tag name for them, or send a 💚 + an f/o and I’ll tell you what kind of title I’d give my ship with them!

HAHA thank you anon!!! :DD

📕🍾🥃🎱🏩☔📕🍾🥃🎱🏩☔📕🍾🥃🎱🏩☔

Ah yes, this asshole. This motherfucker, what a tool. I love him so damn much. I haven’t watched the show in YEARS, but I’ve definitely thought of rewatching it just so I could draw myself with this guy again.

Our ship name is 💕 Our love is LEGEND - wait for it! - DARY! ✨ LEGENDARY! ✨ because that’s his most iconic quote!! I think it’s one of the only few ship names that I actually thought up immediately, instead of spending days, weeks, or even months trying to come up w/ something. 

I think I also considered “nothing suits me better than you” in reference to the fact that he wears suits, and the line “nothing suits me like [...]” in his famous song about suits that I was OBSESSED with when I was a teen and hyperfixating on this character + anything that his actor was starring in (if anyone knew me on my Rainy blog way back in 2013 you’d know exactly what I’m talking about lmaooo).

Though I do remember I had some trouble figuring out what kind of emojis I’d want. I almost added the scotch emoji 🥃 since he drinks a lot of it in the show, but it didn’t really fit the quote. I also thought of the “love hotel” emoji 🏩 since he’s such a sexually active character, but. I’m. Not. Sexually active by ANY means... which is kind of hilarious considering how this character fucks as often as he breathes, and my ace ass is like “haha you’re gonna fall in love with me and want to be in a committed healthy relationship with me >:)” that’s the beauty of self insert, literally anything is possible and nobody can stop you. ✨

If I rewatched HIMYM I probably would have been inspired to find more emojis, but I thought maybe the sparkles fit the quote best, if I just put them around the word “legendary” for emphasis. I think it worked out pretty well! :D

#anonymous #asks #ask prompt #barney #himym #this asshole has been a romantic F/O of mine since I was like? twelve or thirteen years old?? #I think I just liked him because he was played by NPH #and NPH voiced prince gumball who I happened to adore at the time

[sinnamonn]

Bestie wake up!!! Torn fabric paracosm stuff dropped !!!

So uhhh yea here’s the relationship web between paras + parame and some of the tech mentioned.

Transcript/ slightly more elaboration:

Marko-> Loki : Thank god!! Someone I can share my sadistic tendencies!!

Marko-> Gia: I’m years and a dimension away from the ones I consider my family but you’ve made me feel safe and welcome so that pain is being eased.

Gia->Marko: Dude we’re platonic soulmates I’ve never vibed this hard with anyone. But I’m also super guilty about dragging you and the others out of your worlds because I can’t make friends normally, even if I didn’t mean to. I still feel like I don’t deserve any of the bonds we formed.

Loki -> Marko: Hehe funny little vampire man. Let’s go kill somebody.

Marko-> D: Please just chill out and get some hobbies.

D-> Marko: I tried killing you and I’m really sorry about that but I’m too socially inept to properly express it. ESPECIALLY since you helped me deal with the crushing realization that I don’t have my own identity outside being “The Dhampir Hunter”.

D->Gia: You made me realize I have the right to exist outside my origin and now I’m willing to die for you

Gia->D: Please just be my friend and not my guard dog. I’m capable of protecting myself considering my power description is “breaking the wall between reality and fiction”

D-> Loki: Stop trying to talk to Lefty it’s weird. Also one more prank and I’m running you over with my cyborg horse.

Loki -> D: Pranking you is so much more fun than Thor or Odin and I will continue to talk to your demon hand because he’s funny.

Loki -> Gia: I’m desperately in love with you but I’m way too proud to admit it. Despite having several opportunities to return to my home world I’m choosing to stay with you under the guise of “I want to see how this story ends” which???Is obviously bullshit??? (It’s not) Pick up on these signals damn it!!!!

Gia->Loki: Stop sending mixed signals I’m not sure if you actually like me or are just planning to kill me once “my story ends” which, to me means, “I’m done being entertaining”.

#🍒giacore🍒 #self insert #🏩self insert🏩 #madd #madd art #maladaptive daydreaming #💚 platonic #🖤 romantic #loki 🐐🌑😈 #paracosm: torn fabric

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Oh hey it’s parame

#🍒giacore🍒 #🏩self insert🏩 #my art #madd #self insert art #self ship #parame #paracosm #immersive daydreaming

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Height comparisons between me n the bois

In conclusion, they’re too tall

#🏩self insert🏩 #self ship #self insert #💚 platonic #🖤 romantic #D🦇✋🏻🩸 #alucard🐺🦇🩸

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A very messy ref of my Obey Me! Self insert (They/Them)

They got sent to the Devildom as they were getting ready for bed rip.

#🍒giacore🍒 #🏩self insert🏩 #my art #self insert #self ship #self insert art #obey me self insert

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Welcome to Hell ch. 3: Deal with a Devil

Levi kin assigns Gia and makes them help in a revenge plot against Mammon

Word count: 2.8 k

Mammon looked between Gia and Levi nervously,

“..Uh, listen up, human!” He started, “This here is Leviathan, Avatar of Envy. He’s the third oldest of us brothers. His name is kinda hard to say so just call him Levi”

“Hi.” Gia waved, only to be ignored by him. Rude.

“OK! Let’s move on!” Mammon said quickly, only for Levi to stop him.

“Mammon! Give me back my money. Then crawl in a hole and die!”

Oh shit.

“Come on, I told you I’d get it to you! I just need a little more time.” Mammon replied, “and you still want me to die even after I give it back? That’s harsh, Levi!”

So the Avatar of Greed was not the most popular brother, Gia gathered as they watched the two bicker.

“You need a little more time? How much more?” Levi sneered

“A little more means a little more!” He snapped back

“You’ve been telling me that for the last 200 years!”

“Hey, no! It hasn’t been 200 years it’s been 260! Get it right, Levi!”

“Dude you are not making yourself look better.” Gia said. They really wished they had popcorn about now.

“Yeah, that’s even worse!” Levi agreed

“Don’t you gang up on me!” Mammon exclaimed, “What the hell, human, I thought you were on my side?!”

“Nah, I’m still pissed that you tried to rob me. And called me broken. And were just a general dickhead to me.” Gia replied, earning a long groan from the demon. Levi picked up where they stopped.

“Unbelievable. Seriously Mammon, you’re—“

“I’m what? Scum? Is that what you’re gonna say?” Mammon cut his brother off with a harsh glare.

“A lowlife and a waste of space!”

Oh damn, that was harsh. Harsher than Gia thought, at least; they knew they were siblings and siblings fought like rabid animals but still.

“Hey, come on that’s even worse!? Mammon whined.

“Whatever, just give me my money.” Levi huffed, “I need to buy the blu ray box set of Journey to the Devildom: The Tale of a Little She-Devil and her Reluctant Companion.” Levi’s expression changed when he talked about the set, you could barely tell he was trying to extort Mammon.

Good lord that name was long. Was it a visual novel adaption? The only TV shows Gia ever saw with names as long as that were always anime adaptations.

“The initial round of copies includes promotional tickets to a live event as a special bonus.”

Oh, that was definitely anime.

Mammon only looked at him with a blank stare, “I’ve got no idea what you’re even talking about, Levi, but it doesn’t matter. I don’t even have any money to give you! How am I supposed to give back money I don’t have?”

Levi’s expression changed back to that sneer, “So then, you refuse to pay me back?” He asked.

“You looking for a fight, is that it?”

Fuck that! Gia did not want those two fighting in their room, they just got it for god’s sake. Not to mention their bickering got annoying.

“Hey, wait!” Gia put themself between the demons, not the smartest move but whatever, “If you’re gonna fight, then do it someplace that isn’t my room.”

Mammon ignored them,only putting on a mock heroic smile, “Listen human. You remember my advice from before? Well, you’re about to witness that for real. So…”

He took off running.

He fucking took off running. He had a bit of a limp from getting kicked in the kneecaps but he was still running. That bastard.

“Time for you to die, because it’s either you or me and it ain’t gonna be me!” He called back to them.

“You fucker! I’m gonna come back and haunt your ass!” Gia snapped before punching a wall. If they lived through this they were gonna make him hurt.

“Wh..damn it, Mammon!” Levi spat.

“I know! That fucking dickhead, I’m gonna beat his ass later!” Gia agreed, but Levi didn’t say anything to them, only looking down at them as if they were a bug or something. Gia suddenly got the distinct feeling that she would not be met with the bare minimum hospitality Asmodeus and Satan gave them.

“Do you even realize what happened? Mammon used you as a distraction to get away from me.” He said, “Or maybe I should say he used you as a sacrifice.”

“You don’t need to rub it in.”

“I admit Mammon is the scummiest scumbag you’ll ever meet...But still, that was pretty dumb of you letting him use you like that.”

Why was Gia getting blamed!? They didn’t know Mammon would just take off!

He sighed, “This is exactly why humans are-wait a second…”

“Uh, no, lets not do that.” Gia snapped, their already thin patience was running thinner, “Humans are what now!?” They took a step closer to the avatar of envy, glaring up at him. First they were kidnapped, then forced to stay here, then almost mugged, then left for dead, and now this asshole was just being xenophobic! They were tired!

“Out with it! If you have something to say then say it!” Gia snapped.

Levi was taken aback, staring at them slack jawed and wide eyes like a fool. Had no one ever had the guts to talk to him like that or…?

He mumbled something under his breath.

“What was that?”

“You’re just like Taiga! The Palmtop Tiger! F-from Toradora!” He exclaimed.

“Wha…?”

Toradora? Gia hadn’t heard that name in years.

“I Mean, a normie like you probably doesn’t know that anime but—“

“I know that anime, though.” Gia cut him off. They did not get made fun of in middle school for watching anime for some demon to call them a normie, “That one’s, like, on every starter list.”

“Woah! You’re not as much of a normie as I thought!” Levi exclaimed happily, “That means you’ll help me with my plan right!? You’re coming with me to my room!”

Without giving Gia a chance to answer Levi grabbed their wrist and began dragging them elsewhere. They cried internally, already missing the super soft, heavenly bed and fluffy pillows.

They were so tired.

Was this their life now? For a whole-ass year?

—— ——

Levi looked around before unlocking his room and (not) discreetly rushing Gia in.

Woah.

Levi’s room was...incredible.

The ceiling was glass and bathed the rest of the room below in blue, the reflections of water danced across the floor. His ceiling was a tank! Gia’s eye excitedly bounced from the anime and manga collections, to the triple monster in the corner, to the floating jellyfish lights, to the bathtub in the dead center. But what really caught their attention was the very back wall, also made of glass. It was also a tank, a beautifully decorated fish tank filled with plant life all seemingly for the one goldfish that swam peacefully around the center.

“For someone who doesn’t even look like an otaku you really-hey what’re you doing?”

Gia ignored him in favor of the tank, wanting to take a closer look at it, stumbling lightly across Levi’s room.

It was even cooler up close, the plants were real and the water was so clean!

“Oh, that’s Henry 2.0, I named him after the protagonist of my favorite book series The Tales of the Seven Lords, or TSL,” Levi explained, coming up next to them, “I bet even a not-so-normie normie like you thinks it’s pretty lame, right?” He asked bitterly, catching Gia off guard.

“What, no!?” They replied, quickly turning to the demon, “Levi, this is amazing! This is the best set up I’ve ever seen for a goldfish, I can’t count how many times I’ve seen them shoved in a barely one gallon tank with zero enrichment!”

“Y-You’re just making fun!” Levi sputtered, avoiding eye contact.

“Why would I make fun of you for taking really good care of your fish? That’s dumb.”

“Whatever! Just because you’re a little less of a normie doesn’t mean I’ll go easy on you!” He snapped, “Anyway, I didn’t bring you to tell you about Henry or TSL.”

Yeah no shit, gatekeeping asshole.

“I don’t think there’s any harm in just coming out and saying it: Mammon is a complete and utter scumbag.”

“So I’ve gathered.”

“It’s very important that you understand this, so I’ll say it one more time…”

“You really don’t need to—“

“Mammon is a hopeless, worthless, scumbag!” Levi sneered, “I lent that scumbag money, and now I want him to pay me back. But being the scumbag he is, he won’t do it.”

“Ok.” Gia deadpanned, could he get to the point instead of reiterating Mammon’s scumminess? This was getting annoying.

“I wish I could force him, but despite what a rotten waste of space he is, he’s still the second oldest. As the third oldest, no matter how hard I try, I don’t stand a chance against him…”

Gia’s attention trailed off to the tub in the middle of his room. Oh god was that his bed? That couldn’t possibly be comfortable, Levi’s back had to be killing him! Was that why he was such an ass? Because he was sore all the time from sleeping in a bathtub?

“Are you even listening!?”

“Huh?”

“I said his room is covered in junk! Old, empty cup ramen containers, tissues with dried snot and...and boogers in them! Stuff was strewn everywhere!” Levi shuddered, “ And there Seraphina was, lying on the FLOOR! Tossed aside like a piece of junk!How could he?! That’s no way to treat an ultra rare figure.”

Oh so this was about a figure now?

“ I tried getting back at Mammon for her, I went into his room when he was asleep and tried to beat him up, but when I brought my foot down on his stomach next thing I knew he wasn’t there anymore. It all happened so fast,” he continued, “then he grabbed me and slammed me headfirst into the floor in a pile driver. And the worst was that he was COMPLETELY NAKED!”

Gia had to try and hold back their laughter, the image of a screaming Levi getting the shit kicked out of him by a naked Mammon was too funny. That had to be the most sibling thing they had heard all...day? Night? What time even was it? Come to think of it, how did time work in the Devildom? When they had been spirited away Gia had been getting ready for bed, so was it also night here?

“...Why does he have to sleep in the nude? He could at least put on some underwear. I don’t remember anything else.” He sighed, “ You've seen just how fast he is yourself, haven’t you? No one aside from Lucifer or Beel has that kind of speed. But if, say, a human made a pact with Mammon, and bound him to their service…”

“Wait, you want me to make a pact with him?” Gia asked, “Doesn’t that involve, like, selling my soul? I feel like there are better demons for that.”

“Well, you’re not wrong, but this isn’t about you. This is about me getting my money back from Mammon and you helping me.” Levi huffed. Selfish ass. “Besides, you get the benefit of Mammon having to do whatever you tell him to.”

Oh?

Maybe this whole pact thing wasn’t such a bad idea?

“So you want me to make a pact with Mammon then force him to give you back your money, and I get a demon slave out of it?” Gia asked, Levi nodded.

“For a normie, you catch on fast.”

“I’ve been told. Also don’t call me a normie.” They replied, now deciding to give him a hard time, “You know, I’m not so sure about seeing my soul. Maybe I won’t help you.”

“H-Hey! Don’t go back on me! For some pacts you don’t even need to give up your soul, but you still need to give something to the demon. I know exactly how to negotiate that with Mammon!”

“Hmm?” Gia feigned disinterest, but this is exactly what they wanted to get out of Levi.

“It’s goldie, his credit card. Lucifer took it and hid it. Find that, and Mammon will do whatever you want.” Levi explained quickly.

“Well, Levi…” Gia said, a sly smile growing on their face, “You’ve got yourself a deal.”

“....Your smile’s creepy. Stop it.”

What a fucking asshole.

#🏩self insert🏩 #obey me shall we date #self insert writing #self ship writing

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Welcome to Hell Ch2. “Meet Mammon”

Gia meets their new guard demon, “Mammon”. It does not go well. Also because this is my fic and I can do whatever I want Obey me is now in the same universe as It’s Always Sunny.

Word count: 1.7 K

The demon pointed an accusatory finger at the redhead.

Gia resisted the urge to bite it right off.

“Listen up, because I’m only gonna say this once!” He barked, “If you value your life then you’ll hand over all your money now! And anything else of value!”

Was this guy for real!? This bitchass was trying to rob them!? Oh hell no, Gia was not going to get robbed by some twink that still used fucking axe body spray!!

“Otherwise I’ll wipe that—“

“Fuck that and fuck you!” Gia yelled, cutting the demon off mid-threat, “Listen here, asshole, I’m not getting robbed by some twink!”

“Who’re you callin’ a twink!?”

“You, dumbass!”

“You don’t know what you’re dealin’ with, little bitch.” He spat, snarling down at them. Gia only bit back,

“I’m dealin’ with a punkass that’s about to get their shit rocked!”

“Mammon! Shut up or I’ll punch you!” Lucifer snapped, “And Gia, language!”

And then Lucifer just punched Mammon, causing him to stumble back a bit while gripping his head.

“GAH, OW! Hey, what’s the big idea!?” Mammon whined, “I thought you were actually gonna give me a chance to shut up before punching me!”

Satan gestured to his older brother, “Gia, meet Mammon, Avatar of Greed. He oversees all forms of it,” he explained, “whenever he takes a liking to someone they suddenly find themselves awash in money.”

“And he’s a masochist, that part’s important~!” Asmo added, “So I can’t wait to see you put him in his place some more!”

Ok. Ew. Gia didn’t need to know that.

“I didn’t need to know that.” Gia replied flatly.

“And it just so happens I have a job for my masochist of a brother.”Lucifer stated, only to be cut off again by Mammon.

“Quit tellin’ lies! I ain’t asked for that punch and I ain’t a masochist!”

“Mammon, you are going to be charged with seeing to this human’s needs during the exchange.” Lucifer ordered, “I expect your full cooperation.”

“WHAT!?” Both Gia and Mammon yelled at the elder demon.

“Wha!? Why me!?” Mammon exclaimed.

“Yeah, why him!? He literally just tried to rob me!” Gia argued.

“As, lucky you, Mammon! I’m so jealous.” Asmo pouted.

“Then you take them!”

Wait no, Gia got the feeling staying with Asmo might just be worse than Mammon.

“Huh? Hell no. Watching them match your energy is too funny.” He replied quickly.

“You just said you were jealous!” Mammon all but screeched.

“Just give up Mammon. There’s no getting out of this.” Satan looked at though he was holding back laughter, “You know you can’t deny a direct order from Lucifer.”

“But why me!? Why can’t Beel do it?” He whined

“If we hand Gia over to Beel we might as well just tell him to eat them.” Asmo said, now scrolling through his DDD.

“Yeah, I can’t promise I wouldn’t.” Beel agreed.

“...Mammon?” Lucifer asked lowley , his tone was dangerous.

“W-What?”

“Surely you’re not going to tell me you object to this arrangement, are you?”

For the first time, during his introduction, Mammon was quiet. He only held a sour look on his face before loudly groaning, “Ugh, I hate you guys! Fine, I’ll do it, ok!?” His attention turned back to Gia, “As much as I don’t wanna look after you, I’ve got no choice. It’s a huge pain in the ass and I’m too important for this kind of thing.”

Sure buddy, keep telling yourself that.

“But Lucifer told me to do it, so I will. But in return you better not cause me any trouble, got it?!”

Gia took back what she first thought of Mammon. He was worse than the high school boys that got stupidly mad when you didn’t stand for the pledge.

“If you can stay off my dick,” Gia sneered, “we might have a deal.”

“Fine by me, human. Just don’t forget whose boss around here.” Mammon shot back.

“Now that that’s settled,” Lucifer cut in before Gia could say anything else, “Mammon, show them to the house and try not to kill each other.”

‘No promises.’ Gia thought, reluctantly following Mammon out of the hell.

———

That lack of depth perception was really biting Gia in the ass. They felt more like a bird trying to escape a hall of mirrors, bumping into and bouncing off of walls. It also didn’t help that Mammon was practically speedwalking away from them.

“Oi! Human! Would ya pick up the pace, we don’t got all night!” He shouted over his shoulder.

“Oh sorry! Lemme just pop my eye back in and magically gain perfect vision!” They sarcastically called back, “OH WAIT! I can’t!”

Mammon stopped mid-step before turning on his heel and striding over to Gia.

“Wait...you’re missing an eye?” He questioned.

Oh great, was he gonna do that mock-sympathy schick they got more than enough back in their world?

“Damn, Lucifer couldn’t even get a human with all their parts!” He cackled, clenching his gut, as if this were the funniest thing in the world, “He had to grab some broken fucking human! That’s hilarious! ”

Broken....

Did he really just call them BROKEN?

Gia saw red, their lip pulled back into a venomous snarl. How fucking dare he! They were a lot of things but broken was not one of them.

“Oh, I’ll show you broken!”

The redhead kicked the demon’s kneecaps with all this might.

“OW! YOU BITCH!”

Satan and Asmodeus watched as the two left for the House of Lamentation, absolutely transfixed on the two’s interaction. It was like one of Asmodeus’ trashy reality tv shows came to life, neither of them could look away.

“Uh, Lucifer, they’re already fighting.” Satan said, earning a groan from the eldest. Lucifer could feel a migraine coming on, a bad one.

“Oh my god the human just kicked Mammon’s kneecaps!” Asmo laughed, he was recording the entire interaction, “Oh he’s mad!”

“Shit, do I need to intervene?” He asked with only mild concern.

“Hmm, maybe..” Satan watched as Mammon grabbed for Gia, “wait, no he’s just carrying them back to the house.”

————

“PUT ME DOWN!” Gia beat on the demons back, “This is demeaning!”

“Just be happy that the Great Mammon was kind enough to help you!” Mammon shot back, “If you think this is demeaning then imagine how I feel! Why should I have to look after some human !?”

“ Um,bitch, I got isekaied to hell without my consent and now I’m stuck with a bunch of rich boys who reek of ‘I peaked in high school’!”

Mammon gasped, “I did not peak! The Great Mammon only goes up!I’m practically a golden god!”

Why did they feel like they heard that somewhere before? Maybe...back home? Oh shit yeah, Mammon talked exactly like this one guy who owned a bar they’d always go to when they were bored. Wasn’t his name Denny or something?

“And just so we’re clear,” Mammon continued, “it’s not like I can’t say no to Lucifer, okay!?”

Gia didn’t ask.

“I only agreed to babysit you because, um...Well you know, because…...uh…”

“It’s ok, take your time.” Gia said

“Grr! It doesn’t matter! Just don’t go thinking I’m scared of Lucifer or anything! Because I’m not!” He snapped.

“Uh-huh, sure.”

Mammon finally put them down when the two got to the house.

Gia whistled, taking in just how...elegant? No, elegant wasn’t the word they were looking for? A better way to describe the house would probably be maximalist. When they entered they were met with a double stairway accented by two gigantic gargoyle statues. Purple wallpaper clung to the walls littered with paintings of people, Allistar Crowley being the only one Gia recognized.

“This is the House of Lamentation. It’s one of the dorms here at RAD.” Mammon explained, stepping forward, “Well, it's not just one of the dorms. It’s the dorm reserved for student council members….and you I guess.” Mammon prattled on, mostly about himself, “Lucifer, Asmo, and the others take every chance they can get to insult me. Callin’ me scum, sayin’ I’m a money- grabber and stuff…..”

Gia was really only half paying attention, they opted rather to try and figure out who the other people in the photos were. Cultists, perhaps?

“...In other words, I’m a big shot. A real big shot. Like, even other big shots are impressed by—hey are you even listening!?”

“Hm? Sorry, what? I got distracted by the pictures.” Gia gestured loosely to the walls.

Mammon growled, “I was just saying, don’t you go thinkingI’m just some ordinary demon. I’m nothing like those other peons walking the halls here.”

“Ok, cool. Figured as much.” Gia shrugged

“So I suggest-wait what?”

“I figured all of you were pretty powerful, why else would Diavolo leave me with all of you? Demons eat humans, so you put the human with your most powerful and loyal demons as protectors.” Gia elaborated, “So that implies that you’re the most trustworthy and capable of this task, right? Even if you did..try to rob me. But why else would Lucifer and the rest of your brothers leave me in your care?”

Mammon stared wide-eyed down at Gia, they could practically see the gears turning in his head—wait did his cheeks get darker?

He turned around before Gia could really tell, “Well-I’m—I mean!—Duh, of course the Great Mammon is capable!!” He sputtered, “B-But don’t think flattery is getting you anywhere! You’re still just some stupid human!”

“I wasn’t trying to, it’s just logic.”

“SHUT UP. Just-! Let’s just go to your room, OK!?”

Instead of lugging Gia over his shoulder, Mammon instead grabbed their wrist and began dragging them up the stairs, avoiding looking at them.

“Ow! Fine! Lay off the dragging, though!”

Gia’s room was cottagecore as fuck. That was the only way they could best describe it. The room looked like it had been taken out of a fairytale book, it wasn’t exactly Gia’s style but they could appreciate the aesthetic. Objectively, the room was very pretty. That idea was hammered in the more Gia explored it.

It was bigger than the apartment they shared with their mom. In truth, it was more like a closet that somehow fit a bed and dresser.

“Holy shit this bed is soft.” Gia commented once they flopped onto the comforter, “And these pillows! They’re not flat! I forgot they could be fluffy.”

“Oi, human, I got some advice for you,” Mammon leaned over the bed, “ If you wanna survive even a day here in the Devildom, you’d better listen real close to what I’m about to say.”

“Aight.” Gia turned their attention back to the demon.

“If it ever looks like a demon is about to attack you..run. Either that, or die.” Mammon said grimly.

“That’s...Honestly not the worst advice I’ve ever gotten.” They replied.

“How about I vote you to die, Mammon!”

Gia jumped at the new voice, shooting up out of the bed and looking towards the door frame. There stood a pissed off looking guy with purple hair, glaring daggers at Mammon

“AH..! Levi…!” Mammon exclaimed.

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Welcome to Hell: Ch 1.

Word count: 2.8K

A 20 year old gets isekaied to hell and has to attend private school with a bunch of demons who’re assholes and they hate it here.

Gia did not want to be here.

Wherever ‘here’ was, exactly.

‘What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck!?’ Their eyes frantically darted around their surroundings, they were in some kind of courtroom? An overly fancy courtroom surrounded by a bunch of men.

Were...were they on trial? Did they finally commit a war crime?

“Welcome to the Devildom, Gia.”

The redhead jumped as someone spoke from their blind spot.

Their blind spot-? Oh god Gia didn’t have their glass eye in! Quickly, they shut their left eye tight and moved their hair to cover it. No one wanted to see their hollow socket, that was gross.

“...Oh, pardon me, feeling a bit shocked are we?” This person continued. Gia turned to see a tall, broad man in by far the ugliest military-esque uniform they had ever seen. He continued, more so talking at them than to them, “Well, that’s understandable, you’ve only just arrived after all. As a human it will probably take a little while for you to adjust to things in the Devildom.”

What the absolute hell was this guy talking about!?

“Wha…? Am I hallucinating?” Gia asked, finally breaking out of their shocked silence. That had to be the answer; Gia snapped and their fractured mind conjured up this delusion to cope. Or maybe it was the new ADHD meds? They didn’t remember any of the side effects being hallucinations, but you never know, right?

That statement earned a laugh from the man, “That...That’s such a human thing to say! Outstanding!” He happily exclaimed, “I have a feeling you might be just the sort of person we’re looking for!”

‘Looking for?’ Gia thought, more anxiety settling in them. Was this a human trafficking situation? Were they sold to these weirdos?! “Who are you? And where the hell am I?” They asked cautiously, if this was a human trafficking deal, then they would need to be extra careful, especially since this guy was kinda off. In kidnapping situations, the best way to guarantee survival is to not fight, earn your kidnapper’s trust, and wait for the right opportunity to escape.

At least, that’s what was drilled into them by their mother and the true crime documentaries they watched in their spare time.

“Right, I suppose I should start by introducing myself. I am Diavolo, the ruler of all demons, and all here know my name,” ‘Diavolo’ explained, “and as for where you are, you’ve more or less answered that yourself.”

Gia blinked a few times, processing what he just said, “I’m...in Hell?

Oh.

“Yes, but we refer to it as the Devildom, and soon I’ll be crowned it’s king.”

Oh!?

Gia looked around, their eye landing on a balcony overlooking a large town; and when they moved their head to the left a little more there was a giant castle.

This place was Hell?

Diavolo kept speaking, “This is the Royal Academy of Diavolo...or RAd for short…,”

Gia only half listened. They were in Hell, the only way to get to Hell was by dying and that meant that Gia themself was dead. How did they die? Did their lack of memory imply that the redhead died in their sleep? That would explain why their eye was out and why they had on the oversized Rob Zombie sweatshirt their dad left them.

Beside that, Hell was a lot nicer than they expected. When Gia thought of ‘Hell’ they imagined way more fire, brimstone, and screams of the damned; not some fancy private school run by a monarch. Well, they supposed that private school was a type of hell in itself, but still this was unexpected.

“I’m the president of said council,”

Of course he was the one running things, then maybe he knew how they ended up here?

“So,um, how did I die...and why am I here?” They asked, god that sounded weird.

“Excuse me?” Diavolo asked

“How did I die and why am I here?” Gia repeated, “I mean, I always figured I’d go to Hell, but I wanna at least know how I got here.”

Another man came into their view, and he looked far more intimidating than Diavolo, “I will explain everything to you, first being that you’re still very much alive.” He said, Gia immediately didn’t like him, he had a high and mighty way of speaking, almost like he was talking down to them. He just had all around bad vibes.

“Gia, this is Lucifer, he’s a demon and the Avatar of Pride.” Diavolo introduced the Bad Vibes Man.

Well, no shit this guy was a demon, they were in Hell after all. But ‘Avatar of Pride’? What did that mean?

“He’s also the Vice President of the student council and my right hand man...not just in title, I assure you.” He continued

So they were fucking?

“Beyond that, he’s also my most trusted friend!”

That statement earned a sigh from Lucifer, “Flattery will get you nowhere, Diavolo.”

They were absolutely fucking.

Lucifer’s attention turned back to the redhead, a fake smile plastered on his face, “On behalf of the entire student body at this great and storied school of ours, I offer you a most heartfelt welcome, Gia.”

He totally memorized a script.

Gia stared up at him with a blank look, “Answer my other question, why am I here if I’m not dead?”

That earned a light chuckle from the demon, “Interesting, you’re quite different from Solomon.”

Who the hell was Solomon!?

Lucifer continued, “Diavolo believes we should start strengthening our relationship with the other realms. As a first step towards this goal, we’ve decided to institute an exchange program. We’ve sent two of our kind to the Human Realm and two to the Celestial Realm.” He explained, “And we’re welcoming four students to our school, two from your world and two from the Celestial Realm.”

Wait, Gia never signed up for any damn exchange program! You can’t just warp people to different realms without consent, right?!

“Ok...I’m connecting the dots now. But why me? I don’t remember signing up for anything,” they said, nervously fiddling with the sleeves of their sweatshirt, “much less an exchange program to He-The Devildom.” They corrected themselves.

“This isn’t something one signs up for,” Diavolo chimed in, “You just happened to fit all the criteria we were looking for.”

A one eyed, goth enby was what they were looking for? That sounded like bullshit.

“Your period of stay is one year,” Lucifer continued, “You will work on tasks you receive from RAD, and afterwards you’ll write a paper on your stay.”

“One year!?” Gia exclaimed, “I can’t say here that long! I have a life back in the human world and you can’t just rip me away from that!”

“Oh?” Lucifer’s gazed sharpened at them, “From our research, you’re life didn’t exactly have much going, you’re not in school, you work on commission, and you don’t seem to have any friends.”

He did not have to go there on that last part.

“My family will wonder where I am...and I still have people who depend on me.” Gia argued back, glaring back at Lucifer.

“‘People’?” Lucifer questioned in a way that made Gia know that he knew that statement was only a half truth, “You mean the stray cats that come crying to you for food every evening?”

Wow, Gia never wanted to throat punch anyone so badly.

“You forgot about the possum I’ve been domesticating and my garden snails.” Gia smirked, “What about it?”

This

Nope, they were not going to show weakness, not to some seven deadly sin motherfucker, not to some demon prince, not to anyone. Lucifer only shook his head, “Now, you should know that you won’t be alone here, you’ll be looked after by my brother Mammon, Avatar of Greed.” He reached into his pocket and pulled out what looked to be an iPhone, placing it into their hands, “You’ll need this, it’s a D.D.D, it’s a lot like the cellphones from your world. It’s yours during your stay here.” Lucifer explained, “Now go ahead and call Mammon.”

“O...Ok....” Gia replied, opening the device with ease. Lucifer wasn’t lying, this thing was nearly identical to the cellphones back in her world. They easily found their contacts list and Mammon’s number. Now for the hard part, actually talking on the phone.

Don’t show weakness around the demons, if Gia did that they’d be eaten alive. Don’t be the person who sassed a high ranking demon but can’t talk on the phone. That would be embarrassing.

They pressed call, waiting with bated breath as it rang. After what seemed like forever ( it was twenty seconds), “Mammon” picked up.

“Yooo.”

Wow, this guy seemed nothing like Lucifer and Diavolo, maybe he was cool?

“Uh, hey…” Gia answered nervously.

“Eh? Are ya foolin’ around? Who the hell are ya?!”

“I’m the human from the ‘exchange program’,” they explained quickly, “and apparently your problem now.”

“Whaa? A human?” He sounded like he sighed in relief on the other end, “geez, I was gettin’ all chilly thinking it was Lucifer again. Ya should have told me earlier! Also, go be someone else’s problem, nothing’ in it for me. See ya.”

Nope, he was an asshole too. Great.

“Wait--! Lucifer called for you!” Gia stammered.

“Pfft, whatever,” Mammon groaned, “ya think THE Mammon would listen to ya just cause you’re tryin’ to scare me with that name?”

Before Gia could reply, Lucifer took the D.D.D from them, looking annoyed, “You’ve got ten seconds....nine....eight....”

Mammon must have changed his mind because Lucifer handed back the D.D.D, that signature fake smile back on his face. “You two seemed to have a nice chat.”

“Your brother is a dick.” Gia stated bluntly, earning some muffled laughter from the others they couldn’t see.

“That’s one way to put it…” Lucifer replied, rubbing his temples.

“”But you shouldn’t worry to much, Mammon won’t be the only one helping you out,” Diavolo added, turning to Lucifer, “you still need to introduce our new friend to the rest of your brothers!”

Gia could see the life leaving Lucifer’s eyes, “As much as I dread the idea of doing so, you’re right.”

Oh, god there were more of them? !

Suddenly, a new demon came into view, the only way Gia could describe him was soft. He looked like a soft boy™, his hair was a fluffy light brown and his bright amber eyes pierced through them. “Oh come now. Really? You should be honored to get to introduce such a sweet and charming little brother like me!” He pouted.

“Gia, this is Asmodeus, fifth eldest and the Avatar of Lust.” Lucifer completely ignored the other demon’s statement. Asmodeus didn’t seem to like that and complained more, truly a younger sibling at their finest.

“Hmph, at least he didn’t ignore you all together. How do you think I feel?” Questioned another, this one blonde and wearing a bowtie. Yet another soft looking boy, Gia was beginning to find it harder to see these guys as legit demons.

“And that one is Satan,” Lucifer continued, “he’s the fourth born, he may seem like responsible demon with a good head on his shoulders, but looks can be deceiving.”

Satan shot Lucifer a dirty look, “Really?” I’m the deceiving one?” He sneered, but it was replaced quickly by a polite smile when he turned back to Gia, “Nice to meet you, Gia, I’m Satan, Avatar of Wrath.”

Wrath? This guy was wrath? He didn’t give off ‘wrath’ vibes at all. To be completely honest Gia guessed he’d be the Avatar of Envy what with his green eyes, nails, and shirt. Archetypal symbolism meant nothing here, then?

Awkwardly, Gia extended their hand to the, “So...Lust and Wrath, huh?” They said though it came off more as a question. Satan went to reciprocate the gesture, but he was cut off by Asmodeus; he took the small human’s hand, lacing his fingers between theirs and completely invading Gia’s personal space.

“That’s right~! Lust is what I’m all about, including my power.” He cheerfully explained, “In fact, let’s give a little demonstration!”

The demon moved to close the gap between them.

“Hey--wait sec-!”

He ignored them, going to move the hair obscuring their eye, “Gia, could you-why are you closing your eye so hard? Are you winking at me?”

Gia yanked themself away from him, wanting desperately to put more distance between the two and avoiding eye contact with Asmodeus.

“No, I’m just missing it.” They replied simply. That statement seemed to take everyone aback.

“Oh, I wasn’t aware of that…” Lucifer stated

Just when Gia thought the whole ‘fitting the criteria’ thing was bullshit, Lucifer goes and says that.

“You studied me enough to know my only friends were cats, snails, and a possum, but not enough to know that I’m missing an eye?” Gia asked, sounding rightfully exasperated.

“W-Well in all your photos you had both of them.” Diavolo said, trying to defend Lucifer. Ignoring the very, very creepy implications of that Gia replied, shrugging, “That was a glass eye, guess I was summoned here before I had a chance to put it back in.”

“Eh? Why would you even take it out?” Asmo shuttered.

“Gotta wash it.” They answered.

They jumped as they felt a hand on their left shoulder, letting out a small squeak they hoped that no one caught. These guys were just gonna ignore the fact they were blind on that side, huh?

“Oh, sorry,” Satan removed his hand, “But word of advice; be wary of Asmodeus’s gaze, he can charm and manipulate anyone with it, and then use them to his advantage.” He warned, “If you’re not careful, he’ll charm you then eat you alive.”

So he was basically a walking roofie?

“...Duly noted.” They replied.

“Hey! Don’t badmouth me to the cutie!” Asmo pouted, “We’ll continue this later, right Gigi?” He winked.

“No.”

“Ok, that’s enough.” Lucifer sighed, turning Gia’s attention to an absolutely huge guy with a not-so-pleasant look on his face, “Now this is Beelzebub, he’s the sixth oldest.”

“Lucifer, I’m hungry.” He complained. It didn’t take them long to figure out he was the Avatar of Gluttony, his introduction punctuated with his stomach growling,“I’m Beelzebub, Avatar of Gluttony.”

“Cool.”

“And Mammon, the second eldest, will be here soon,” Lucifer said the other demon’s name in annoyance, Gia wasn’t exactly excited to meet him, “My other brothers aren’t here at the moment but...well, we can get to them later. All in good time.”

No, it was all in bad time because Gia didn’t want to be here and didn’t want to meet this Mammon or any other of his asshole brothers.

Diavolo added, “during your stay in the Devildom the seven demon brothers will lend you their strength, and you’ll be living with them for your own safety.”

Gia had a pretty good idea why, “because humans are food to demons?” They questioned.

“That and if anything were to happen to you it would be our responsibility,” Lucifer said, “I won’t betray Diavolo’s expectations.”

What a devoted husband.

“So, I will do everything in my power to make sure you survive your stay here.” Lucifer continued.

And how did he plan to do that? By making them exchange numbers on a messaging app like high schoolers. That was it? No demonic protection seal? No demonic guard dog? How lame.

“I’ll send you a message!” Diavolo said excitedly taking out his own D.D.D.

“Isn’t that nice, Gia? You’re going to be friends with the future king of the Devildom.” Satan spoke up. Yeah, great.

The D.D.D buzzed, Diavolo’s only message being a sticker of some...demonic penguin looking thing looking angry, that was quickly followed by an apologia text from him,

“Sorry! Ignore that! I’m still new to texting!”

Gia felt the corner of their lip twitch, ‘Hah, what a dad.’ In response, they sent back another demon penguin thing, this one looking a lot happier and Diavolo sent back the same.

Suddenly, Gia became aware of heavy, fast footsteps approaching the hall.

Lucifer groaned, “Well, you’ve got that figured out, and it seems the idiot has arrived as well.”

The double doors slammed open, hitting the walls with a loud bang; and in stormed a very pissed off looking twink.

“HEY! Just who do you think you think you are, human!? You’ve got a lot of nerve summoning the great Mammon!”

Like Lucifer, Gia immediately disliked this demon. Was this their personal hell? A kingdom of obnoxious rich boys that reeked of “I peaked in high school?”

Mammon got up in their face and Gia was immediately hit with the stench of axe body spray and insecurity all but seeping out of the demon's pores. It reminded them of the boys she went to school with who would get red in the face when they sat down during the pledge.

This was absolutely Gia’s personal hell.

#🍒giacore🍒 #🏩self insert🏩 #self insert writing #self ship writing #mammon💵🪶🤑 #obey me shall we date #obey me fic

[sinnamonn]

You know Freddy Krueger and Kenneth Chase actually sit together in the Entity’s realm shaking, quaking, terrified...That one day, some how, some way...They might. Meet. Me.

Just a little paneling and greyscale exercise with my DBD insert. She listens to a lotta true crime.

#🍒giacore🍒 #self insert #🏩self insert🏩 #self insert art #my art #dbd #Ghostface isn’t an f/o he’s just who I ended up drawing #I love ‘lotta true crime’ if you can’t tell