#🟢⚪.SLYTHERIN

[americannslytherinn]

Severus: Oh Merlin, it's my ex. 😒

Minerva: You dated Bellatrix??

Severus: What?? No... him.

Lucius: 😉✨️

#snucius #snape x lucius #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter #🌦️🐍.SNAPE #🟢⚪.SLYTHERIN #🔴🟡.GRYFFINDOR #🐸🪄.DUNGBOMBS | Shitposts #severus snape #lucius malfoy #minerva mcgonagall

[d-lone-vultywr]

MTG Colors and their Ilvermorny/Hogwarts houses correlations

(A/N: Just making some quick rudimentary correlations based off what I read about MTG's Color Pie online. This is not a definitive correlation.)

⚫ Black: Slytherin

🔴 Red: Gryffindor; Thunderbird

🟢 Green: Pukwudgie

⚪ White: Hufflepuff; Wampus

🔵 Blue: Horned Serpent; Ravenclaw

#mtg color pie #ilvermorny houses #hogwarts houses

[itsreaditandwow2]

SLYTHERIN SCARF 🧣 🐍 🟢 ⚪

(Can you imagine Voldemort, back when he was known as Tom Marvolo Riddle, wearing this when he attended Hogwarts?)

#Tumblr Tuesday #Slytherin #Hogwarts #Harry Potter #Wizarding World #scarf #Microsoft Paint

[americannslytherinn]

Severus: Remember to hydrate and look after your needs.

Harry: You drink spiked tea on exam days and you haven’t had a proper rest in Merlin knows how long.

Severus, pouring a shot of vodka: Do as I say, not as I do.

#q'd #severitus #pro snape #incorrect harry potter #🌦️🐍.SNAPE #⚡👓.HP #🟢⚪.SLYTHERIN #🔴🟡.GRYFFINDOR #🐸🪄.DUNGBOMBS | Shitposts

[americannslytherinn]

snape ships i think about ranked by how much i think about them

snily (severus/lily) 💚❤️: the og snape ship, i wish things could've worked out for them but i also like the tragedy of their relationship. to me, lily represented everything severus didn't have as a little boy and that's largely what drew his interest in her, along with her personality and looks. maybe if he realized his mistakes and repented sooner (and james owned up to the fact he was also a massive git), they could've at least been friends.

snirius (severus/sirius) 🦇🐕: tied with snily in my head and basically the opposite side of the coin, my favourite hateship hevahevhve. "you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid" energy. i want to write a "there was only one bed" fic between them. a purely sexual relationship but i think there is potential for the briefest of tender moments between them from time to time.

snucius (severus/lucius) 🖤🤍: they are exes to me. but i also like the idea of lucius actually being able to provide what severus craved from lily, because this man has wealth that is just collecting dust honestly. also they were canonically friends so it's like the second most realistic relationship after snily.

neverus (severus/narcissa) 🌨💎: i'm mostly including this because severus is a bi king and i wanted another m/f ship to consider that isn’t gross and illegal (you know what i'm alluding to here), but i also could see the potential. they're both neglected, albeit in different ways, and she put so much trust in him to protect her son.

snupin (severus/remus) 🌕🧪: i have very little thoughts on this ship but i understand the appeal, remus is the only marauder to be practically decent toward severus when they cross paths again.

#severus snape #snapedom #pro snape #pro snily #snily #snirius #snucius #snupin #severus x sirius #severus x narcissa #🌦️🐍.SNAPE #🐍💬.PARSELTONGUE #🟢⚪.SLYTHERIN #🔴🟡.GRYFFINDOR

[americannslytherinn]

Every time I see an art piece depicting Snape genuinely smiling and happy I ascend a little

#HE'S SO GUEGUEHHUGUEHUEGUHU I'M GONNA EAT HIM UP #🐍💬.PARSELTONGUE #🌦️🐍.SNAPE #🟢⚪.SLYTHERIN #pro snape #snapedom

[americannslytherinn]

Severus: You're always wearing such restrictive clothing... I'd quite enjoy seeing you try slipping into something long and flowing for once. Severus: Like the Thames. Sirius: Sirius: Get in the Thames... you get in the Thames!

#snirius #severus x sirius #incorrect harry potter #🐍💬.PARSELTONGUE #🌦️🐍.SNAPE #🟢⚪.SLYTHERIN #🔴🟡.GRYFFINDOR

[americannslytherinn]

I completely forgot about the concept of enemies with benefits. That's the Snirius dynamic to me

#🐍💬.PARSELTONGUE #🌦️🐍.SNAPE #🟢⚪.SLYTHERIN #🔴🟡.GRYFFINDOR #severus x sirius #snirius #bc they’re Not friends and they hate each other’s guts but ough what they'd do to be *in* each other’s guts--

[americannslytherinn]

it doesn't make sense canonically but to soothe my aching heart i will always believe severus survived being attacked by nagini by keeping an antidote to her venom on hand 💔😔

#pro snape #snapedom #severus snape #🐍💬.PARSELTONGUE #🌦️🐍.SNAPE #🟢⚪.SLYTHERIN

[americannslytherinn]

SORRY THIS IS CRACKING ME UP WHY IS HE HOLDING IT LIKE THAT

fuckin "quieres?"😂😂

#🌦️🐍.SNAPE #🐍💬.PARSELTONGUE #🟢⚪.SLYTHERIN #🐸🪄.DUNGBOMBS | Shitposts #severus snape #pro snape #snapedom #hp bts

[americannslytherinn]

i don’t miss you, i miss the misery

Ship: Werewolf!Severus Snape x Sirius Black (Hateship)

Word Count: 1372

Summary: To explain the AU a bit, James didn't save Severus from following Remus into the Shrieking Shack and Remus attacked him, but Severus managed to survive the ordeal. Dumbledore provided Severus with a safehouse after he graduated while Remus was carted off to Azkaban sometime after, and James and Sirius walk free. This fic takes place between graduating from Hogwarts and Severus returning to Hogwarts as a teacher, basically pre-James & Lily's deaths. Sirius appears on Severus' doorstep to announce Remus' capture and to seemingly apologize for treating him so horribly... one can imagine how that turns out.

🗡️NO TERFS NO BIGOTS NO PROSHITTERS🗡️

It was late autumn in the Scotland woodlands, on the cusp of winter, a thin layer of frost covering every dead leaf and frozen trail. The cold crept into Severus Snape’s cabin, even when he kept it as hot as he could stand it without burning the place down. Even upon contracting lycanthropy, his blood continued to run cold. Still, that was the only thing he felt remained the same, besides the solitude. That night in the Shrieking Shack back in Hogsmeade had upheaved his life beyond words. He didn’t know what had happened to those involved that night, and he preferred to keep it that way. Dumbledore had found him his safehouse, and he was convinced that was where he would stay for the rest of his days. It seemed not even the Death Eaters could reach him here, though he swore he had seen Lucius combing the woods some evenings.

Buried in three sweaters, his cloak, heavy pants, thermal underwear, a lengthy scarf, and two pairs of fingerless gloves, Severus tended to his fire, poking at the logs and feeling the warmth on his pale face. His muscles stilled, hair standing on end, ears prickling as he thought he heard a knock at the door- he knew he heard a knock at the door. He could smell them, too. Sweat and musk and oils on their skin, the dirt under their nails, but stronger yet, plain soap and… pomade. He was torn between throwing the door open and thrusting his wand forcefully at who he knew was out there, and simply ignoring it altogether. Unfortunately, the knocker wasn’t patient, and pounded on the door a second time, shaking it in its frame. Severus could make out a muffled yell.

“I’m knocking because I’m trying to be polite- don’t make me blast down the door, because I will, Snivellus!”

Full of rage in the blink of an eye, Severus rose from where he crouched before the fireplace and whipped his wand out of his pocket, yanking open the door. “How did you find me?” He growled.

Before him stood Sirius Black, tall, well-built, and horribly, deceitfully handsome. “I asked Dumbledore. They locked up Remus.”

Chest still heaving, Severus blinked, realizing how tired and lost Sirius looked. He kept his wand pointed at his chest, hand steady.

“Azkaban,” Severus said it aloud to confirm it for himself. “If anyone should be locked away it should be you and James Potter!”

“I know.” There was a hard glint in Sirius’ eyes and his jaw locked slightly as he admitted this. “May I come in?”

Colour rose in Severus’ face as he began to splutter in disbelief. “You- you really- after- what- who do you- Come? In??” He spat, his wand hand jerking forward almost of its own accord and angry sparks flying from the tip, missing the hem of Sirius’ travelling cloak by inches.

“May I please come in?” Sirius pleaded through gritted teeth before holding up his hands and wiggling his fingers. “It’s getting a bit nippy out now that the sun’s gone down, Snape, and I forgot my gloves.”

“The gall of the Black family knows no bounds,” Severus hissed as he reluctantly stepped aside, his eyes not wavering from Sirius for a second. “What?! What could be so important, besides telling me your so-called friend received what should’ve been your downfall, that you need to violate my home with your presence on tonight of all nights?!”

Sirius entered the cabin and closed the door behind him, pinching the bridge of his nose and muttering something… something that almost sounded apologetic. It was such an odd noise to come from the man before him that Severus faltered, lowering his wand slightly.

“What?”

“I said I’mf… sfrrfymf…” Sirius mumbled, trailing off again and refusing to look him in the eye. Severus opened the door again.

“If you’ve nothing to say, get. Out.”

“Severus, I’m sorry I goaded you into going after Remus!” Sirius barked, still not looking him in the face. A shiver ran through Severus’ body as he slowly closed the door again. His eye twitched as he stared ahead.

“You’re lying to my face.”

“I’m not! I was stupid, it was stupid, I didn’t understand--”

“You understood full well that I would be maimed if I went into that house. If I had died, my blood would’ve been on all of your hands. James and you and Remus, the whole damned lot of you.”

“I should’ve taken Remus more seriously!”

“That you should’ve, Black. You were a terrible friend amongst terrible friends.” Severus sneered, relishing in the fact he could insult Sirius in this state, yet he still did not trust that the man was entirely remorseful. It had not been that long ago that this all had happened, after all, and Sirius seemed very set in his path. So desperate to shake off the name “Black” that he did not care who he hurt along the way.

“I know,” Sirius wrung his hands. “I haven’t slept since I saw it in the papers… Remus’ sentence, I mean.”

“Did it take his wrongful imprisonment to shock you into reality, Black?” Feeling more powerful than he ever had while being in the same room as one of his tormentors, he couldn’t help himself. With a passionate thought and a subtle twitch of his wand, Sirius suddenly flew into the air, hung upside down by his ankle by an invisible force. He yelped in fear while Severus’ breathing quickened in excitement. “Do you see how it feels, now?”

Sirius struggled in the air, red in the face. “Put me down Sni- Snape! I’m trying to be nice, please, give me some credit!”

“Nice? Don’t kid yourself…” Severus spoke disgustedly as he settled into his armchair, bemusedly eying Sirius’ floating body. “You haven’t a nice bone in your entire body.”

“I could say the same for you.” Sirius’ face grew dark as he glared down at him. Suddenly, Severus was back on his feet.

“Only because you and your friends exacerbated what problems I already had! You didn’t give me a chance to be ‘nice!’ Even Lily…” He froze, choking on his own breath, eyes bulging. Silence, aside from the crackling fire, descended upon the cabin like a wake of buzzards upon a carcass as Sirius and Severus shared a long stare. For the first time that evening, Severus’ hands began to shake, and his sense of power began to diminish.

“You’re not wrong, you know,” Sirius finally spoke after a moment or two. “But really, whose fault was it that the two of you fell apart? She tried to show you kindness, expecting the same in return, but you couldn’t even handle that.”

Severus settled back down into his chair, still silent.

“Maybe we’ve both been daft this whole time.”

“Watch your head.”

“What--?”

Suddenly, Sirius came crashing back to the floor, landing on his back and knocking the air out of his lungs. Severus watched him lazily as he slowly resumed a standing position.

“I don’t accept your apology. I don’t trust you. And I certainly don’t feel like ‘bonding’ over mental instability, Black.” Severus stood once more. “In fact, I believe you’ve only come here because they carted off your boyfriend and now you’re looking for another emotional support werewolf to fill the void and, forgive the expression, lick your wounds.”

Subtly, Sirius swallowed as Severus continued. “I now ask you, as kindly as I can, to fuck off and never bother me again.”

“I suppose I can tell you then that it was Lily’s idea for me to visit you in the first place.”

Severus’ eyes blazed with fury and a loud bang filled the room, along with a flash of light and a wooshing sound that passed within seconds. When the light cleared, Sirius Black was nowhere to be seen, having clearly apparated from the scene. Instead, there was now a large, black scorch mark on the opposite wall, where Severus’ hex had missed.

“Blast it all…!” He snarled and kicked out angrily before swearing as his foot connected with his coffee table, gripping it and hopping up and down for a moment. How I hate that man.

#snirius #severus x sirius #hp fanfic #pro snape #snapedom #enemies to lovers #kind of #severus snape #sirius black #🌦️🐍.SNAPE #🟢⚪.SLYTHERIN #🔴🟡.GRYFFINDOR #🐍💬.PARSELTONGUE

[americannslytherinn]

"At least we now know your mouth is good for something, Black."

#snirius #severus x sirius #suggestive #SORRY- #🐍💬.PARSELTONGUE #🌦️🐍.SNAPE #🟢⚪.SLYTHERIN #🔴🟡.GRYFFINDOR

[americannslytherinn]

Thinking about if Snape's s/o learned or knew about how he felt about Lily and tried to change themself to be more like she was, and the flurry of emotions that would cause :0[

#this is peak hurt/comfort honestly there's so much to explore here #pro snape #severus snape #snapedom #🐍💬.PARSELTONGUE #🟢⚪.SLYTHERIN #🌦️🐍.SNAPE

[americannslytherinn]

My interpretation of the Snape family. I'm happiest with Severus and Eileen, wasn't sure what to do with Tobias but who gives a fuck about him anyway?

🗡NO TERFS NO BIGOTS NO PROSHITTERS🗡

#severus snape #eileen prince #tobias snape #hp fanart #🌦️🐍.SNAPE #🐍💬.PARSELTONGUE #🟢⚪.SLYTHERIN #🏰🖼️.TALKING PORTRAITS | Art

[americannslytherinn]

i feel like the only reason we didn't get sirius and severus' argument about harry's occlumency lessons in the order of the phoenix film is because in the book it describes snape as being shorter than sirius, and alan rickman would've been at least half a head taller than gary oldman, so the height = intimidation is kind of lost in that front. still i would've liked to have seen it

#also severus is tall truthers rise up. this means sirius is fucking huge in book canon /posi #pro snape #🐍💬.PARSELTONGUE #🌦️🐍.SNAPE #🟢⚪.SLYTHERIN #🔴🟡.GRYFFINDOR #i love the order of the phoenix movie i have fond memories of watching it for the first time #but Gods Damn did it leave out interesting things like this

[americannslytherinn]

Once again finding my lightly hypocritical attitude quite amusing: I dislike Drarry, where the relationship would clearly be toxic, but I can look at Sirius and Severus and think "I just think they hate each other so much they should fuck"

#snirius is becoming a guilty pleasure of mine i must say 🙈 #🐍💬.PARSELTONGUE #🌦️🐍.SNAPE #🟢⚪.SLYTHERIN #🔴🟡.GRYFFINDOR #snirius #pro snape