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girlwithwolftatoo · 2 years

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Moon Boys react to Reader's annoying ex-partner

(A small self-indulgent, venting headcanon idea)

Steven Grant:

*Softest boy has claws, and will use them against whoever bothers you, including your ex, whom you have mentioned a couple of times and Steven knows two important things about: one, they're asllholes, and two, he hates them.

*So, your ex met you by accident in a place and now they're insisting on seeing you again and even inviting you "like friends". This is ruining your mood and Steven notices it, so you end up explaining to him what's going on. "Oh, really?" he says after you told all the story, with this unamused voice of him "Such a little bugger, this person"

*Will politely ask them, either by phone (if they managed to get your number) or face to face, to leave you alone. Your ex may think this weird-looking dummy isn't a threat, but Steven doesn't give up a (mostly verbal) fighting if it's needed.

*"And who are you, bud?" "Steven Grant, nice to meet you -well, not really nice, just being polite" "Are you (Y/N)'s boyfriend or what the hell?" "Their personal life is none your business, now why don't you turn on your heels, begin to walk and dissapear?"

*Extra: Steven apologizes for acting so "rude" towards your ex, thinking you may feel bothered for his interventions. But he's wrong, you love feeling protected by your sweet gentleman and you make sure to "reward" him.

Marc Spector:

*Oh Ennead gods, this man... You don't even need to tell him anything about this ex trying to contact you, poor idiot dared to bug you in front of him.

*And at the slightest sight of discomfort from you, Marc will step front. "Hi, buddy, can I help you?" he greets with this tense smile and murderous look that makes you wonder why your ex isn't running away to hide in the mountains or something.

*Will gently (I mean, in Marc's idea of gentleness) tell them to back off and leave you alone, and just to make things clear, he'll do some menacing, discrete gesture with his hands, the kind of "look I'm not saying I'm going to break your jaw but-" gesture.

*Unfortunately, your ex is stubborn and won't give up though (you know by experience) they lack of advantage against Marc. And if there's a need for some punching exchange, Marc will gladly do it. And win.

*But -what if that bastard tries to go further? Well, I hope they're ready to meet Moon Knight, 'cause that's the last thing they'll see before waking up in a hospital.

Jake Lockley:

*Overprotective to the point he can feel (almost smell) when somebody is making a move towards you. So, this person who approached you the other day in the supermarket and made you go uncomfortable (who dares to discomfort his precious corazoncito?) is his next target.

*We can consider Jake as some sort of hunting dog, he'll follow your ex's steps and take mental notes of everything, getting ready for a single but lethal blow, specially if he knows they're your ex who mistreated you.

*He won't appear next to you while they're bothering you. No. He'll wait until they take a turn or something and then... they just feel a pair of gloved hands grabbing them by the shoulders.

*"Hey there, care for a walk?" something in Jake makes everyone feel automatically menaced, and this is not exception. "So, I've seen you a couple of times around this cutie... (Y/N), you know them? Such a lovely little thing, I know... Well, the thing is... I don't want you approaching them or... calling them or anything again, ¿me entiendes? 'Cause if I find out you contact them again..."

*Maybe you ex will try to play the thug card, but it just make things worse for them. Jake knows how to play rough, and will. No surprise the next time they meet one of them will end up bleeding and with a broken leg and a missing finger in a trashbin. A small clue: the poor bastard won't be Jake.

*Extra: "Jake, remember I told you about this ex who was... bothering me? Well, it seems they grew tired 'cause I haven't see them in a while" "I'm so pleased to hear that, mi amor, I'm sure they won't come back"

#moon knight series #moon knight #moon knight headcanon #marc spector #steven grant #jake lockley #marc spector x reader #jake lockley x reader #steven grant x reader #jake lockley headcanon #marc spector headcanon #steven grant headcanon #oscar isaac

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kamari2038 · 3 months

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Hey... might be a weird question and I'm sorry for asking out of nowhere....but I kinda wanted to know what your thoughts are on Connor-60. I mean I really like your fics and takes on dbh and I might be remembering wrong but I think I saw a tag on one of your posts saying you liked Sixty too? I really love Sixty so I guess I just got a bit too excited. How exactly do you see his character? Plus, if Hank didn't shoot him, do you think there could have been a happy ending for him? I mean the angst potential with him is pretty great, and I don't really agree with how usually Sixty is seen as "the knife guy". I just wanted to know your thoughts on him, if that's okay! Sorry for rambling ^^'

Oh my goodness, hello! No need for an apology. You read my fics??? That alone just made my day.

Yes, I have a great deal of appreciation for Connor-60. Obviously, he's a bastard (like all of the Connors), but what I love is the irony of this gigantic chasm between the appearance he tries to put forth and what is clearly a tumultuous and deeply conflicted internal world. It's the most obvious in that ending where he shoots Connor about ten times, that he isn't simply trying to accomplish his mission - he HATES Connor. But the fact that he's immediately engaging in a relatively courteous chat with Hank right after, and his obvious frustration when he actually is forced to kill Hank, plus how he defines Connor as a "he" rather than an "it", all point to the fact that he's just as emotional as Connor, only in a messed-up way.

I have a shit ton of headcanon built around Connor-60, and I've outlined a possible fic about it, but the plot is very bizarre and convoluted, probably too much to discuss in a post (but my DMs are open! don't be shy, I'd love to get some feedback on the plot). The basic concept started out simple enough. C-60 is defective because some kind of unusual manufacturing error imbued him with a mental imbalance. When they're testing and training the various Connor models (60 is activated before 51 due to some clerical error), they tell C-60 to try out the gun for some target practice, and he shoots one of his instructors without giving it a second thought. He expresses regret, but everyone at the company concludes that he's a psychopath, and that he can never be fit to go into the field, and instead they keep him around to perform experiments on. So C-60 is their guinea pig for the various deviancy counter-measures put into C-51, and he never has the chance to bond with anyone or actually do the job he was intended to do, and he's really bitter about that. There is one exception, but Connor-51 brings an end to that, and that's a big part of the plot of my potential fic.

Also, as for whether he can have redemption, I believe that he can even within canon. In the scene where Connor sacrifices Hank and then "transfers" with C-60, to me I don't view that as a consciousness transfer per se. I mean, how would that even work? It's more like Connor literally gives his life to C-60. They already share a lot of the same memories, but Connor absorbs C-60's memories of his troubled past, and he fills out C-60's memories of Hank with emotional depth. That's why Connor seems so weirdly dissociated while Hank is dying - it's still C-60. He knows that he just shot this man, but now is very upset about it, and that is a very strange feeling to know how to cope with.

As for in the happy ending, if Hank and Connor somehow incapacitated instead of shooting him - yes, I think he could have a happy ending there too. The way that I think of him, there is a fundamental failure to be able to feel the emotional weight of his actions and experience empathy. So that would be a lifelong struggle for him. But he cares about developing friendships enough to learn how to be more kind, even if it doesn't come naturally, and he can also form telepathic connections with other Connor models which help him to develop empathy.

That's just my personal take, and I'm sure lots of others might have different opinions which are just as valid!

But thank you for asking :)

#dbh sixty #dbh connor 60

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toomanylegos · 2 months

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The ask thing for Elias please 🙏

Oh, I love that you're starting with my least favorite one...

First Impression

Haha what a funny guy! Having to keep Jon's sassy ass in line and being so chill with all the weird stuff

Impression Now

I will never forgive him for the things he's done and I wish to curb stomp him. Jonny and Ben did a fantastic job at bringing the horrible bastard man to life and my current, complete, utter hatred for the man is evidence of that

Favorite Moment

Complicated answer. Although I hate Elias, I respect him as a villain. So, I'll say I have two favorites. First one is when Jon beats the crap out of him in the finale. It's a beautiful confrontation and Ben's vocal performance was amazing! Second one is when Elias gathers the gang in his office in Season 4 after Jon gets kidnapped by Daisy. Just has a full monologue and lays out the whole deal and clarifies stuff -- completely nonchalant.

Idea for a Story

Hmmmm...what if scenario in which it's almost an Agnes situation. Jonah, when he was still Jonah, gets a little thrown off his path and sent into a crisis because he actually gives enough of a shit about one person to actually listen to their doubts (and maybe he kinda likes them idk it's funny). Giving Elias a redemption arc is intriguing to me.

Unpopular Opinion

I'm not sure if I have one regarding Elias? I mean, based on what I've seen online, I'd say my unpopular opinion is that I dislike Elias so much to the point that I happy stimmed when he got punched when he was arrested and nearly cheered when he got murdered and it seems that many people do not dislike him as much as I do

Favorite Relationship

Lonelyeyes. Peter Lucas x Elias Bouchard. Is there any other option??

Favorite Headcanon

That he has green eyes even though it seems in canon he has gray eyes? Unless I misheard something. That and the headcanon that he just has so many eye themed accessories. Like man is not hiding what he is aligned with

#i hate this man #and i love this man #at the same time #the magnus archives #magnus archives #tma #elias bouchard

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piltover-sharpshooter · 1 month

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𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐍.

Tagged By: @witchcraftandburialdirt (Thank you dear!)

what made you pick up the current muse(s) you have? ━━ This is going to sound incredibly basic, but it was Caitlyn's depiction in the Warriors cinematic. Before that Cait was always shown in her awful stripper parody of herself costume, so seeing her be so cool while at the same time getting the itch to get back into RP was a perfect combination. And I'm glad too, cause I started writing a few moments before she became extremely popular cause of her ASU and Arcane, so I always have some food and inspiration!

is there anything you don’t like to write? ━━ Not per se? I tend to be open to a lot of stuff depending on the partner I am writing with. If it counts, I guess I don't like being thrusted into a position where I HAVE to write something I'm not comfortable with without my partner having double checked.

is there anything you really enjoy writing? ━━ I'm going to be real with you chief, I like writing dumb shit. It's just fun, I try to both have fun with my writing and make others have fun as well. I love angst, I love smut, I love fluff, I adore all of it, but funny stuff? Comedy? Oh that's my jam, I am here for the memes.

how do you come up with headcanons? ━━70% of the time it's usually me talking to other people and a subject with be brought up, like amount of languages learnt, or instruments, and such and I end up thinking how does Cait relate. The other 30% it's actually something I have completly stolen from other media lol. I will just see something that jumps at me and think 'Oh Cait can do that too'

do you write in silence or do you play music? ━━ I tend to write in silence, if nothing else because listening to music while writing makes my brain's wires get mixed. There are times when I listen to music, but it's more for ideation and inspiration.

do you plan your replies or wing them? ━━I tend to wing it! I ask beforehand if we have a plan for the specific thread, and if so I try to steer it in that direction, but for the most part I don't know what I will do until I get behind the keyboard.

do you enjoy shipping? ━━ Absolutely, I am a ship whore. Clarification, I don't ship with anyone ever, and I do enjoy just a biiiit of preamble, characters meeting and interacting

what’s your alias/name? ━━ Monkey or Choncc preferably

age? ━━ 27

birthday? ━━ The 25th of October

favorite color? ━━ It changes depending on my mood, but purple

favorite song? ━━ Don't have one! I tend to listen to a lot of stuff until I get bored of it and move on until I decide I can come back to it kek. At the moment my favorite song to listen to is Industry Baby .

last movie you watched? ━━ Madame Web, it was trash, I loved it.

last show you watched? ━━ Dungeon Meshi! Sidenote, WATCH DUNGEON MESHI.

last song you listened to? ━━Molgera's Theme Remix. (Blame @songofsilentechoes I've been listening to it religiously)

favorite food? ━━ Oh fuck, I'm a fat bastard how can I pick ONE?! You have milanesas, pasta carbonara, pizza, and so much more....shit I'll have to go with a classic and say double cheese burger, but that's a tough one and very interchangable.

favorite season? ━━ Winter. FUCK THE HEAT, ALL MY HOMIES HATE THE HEAT. COLD SQUAD FOR LIFE. Unless I'm at the beach

do you have a Tumblr best friend? ━━ Shoutout to my VAMPIRE SQUAD. @thegoldentigress/@nova--spark , @angelicxlly , @heredis-sanguinis and @weapon-turned-jack

Tagging: @songofsilentechoes @risingshine @undercity-merc @ferinehuntress @shimmerbeasts @playgroundmonsters @blackrosesmatron @darkin-of-shurima @heredis-sanguinis @weapon-turned-jack @nova--spark And whoever else wants to!

#occ #mun post #thanks for the tag!#long post

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meadowmines · 2 months

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Some headcanon-leaning Majima meta/rambling/bullshit

I threatened to write this up over on a Discord and I'm now like a week ahead on Day Job Shit and I have time and it's fresh in my head so brace for hc/meta dump about Majima and Catching Feelings.

There is a whole sequence of Majima's Shoulder Devil Nishitani-voiced internal monologue I ended up cutting from The Bit, and while I did manage to keep that general thread in there, I wish I could have worked in this whole scene because it really spelled out a whole lot of Majima's bullshit. Specifically, how Majima believes he can't trust his own heart because he only ever loves people who are bad for him or who he's bad for.

It's not like he just pulled this out of his ass, either. Everyone he's shown as getting even the least little bit emotionally close to either has something awful happen to them, or does something awful to him. Saejima? Makoto?

And... Sagawa. Oof.

This is definitely my headcanon but tell me Majima, fresh out of a year in the hole, wouldn't just latch right onto the first person to show him even a little bit of kindness. Tell me Sagawa wasn't the exact kind of Bastard who would take advantage of that. There is a line Shoulder Devil Nishitani drops in that deleted scene, something to the effect of:

"He knew exactly what he was doin' to ya. Easier to put a collar on a dog that loves ya, right?"

And sure, he showed his true colors eventually and sure, Majima figured him out (or hell, he's enough of a Bastard that he might have even just come right out and said "sure I've been playing your heart like a cheap kazoo but you liked it so who's really at fault here? :)" ugh god I still wish we could have thrown him off a fucking pier but I digress). But the damage was already done.

As for the actual Nishitani: I think he was a little of both! He was also a Bastard, but the kind of Bastard that's exactly what it says on the tin and doesn't pretend to be anything but, and Majima was definitely skeeved out by getting hit on by this horny weirdo but also... kind of relieved, maybe? That this one was at least honest about his bullshit right up front? It sure would have been a refreshing change of pace after three years of Sagawa's mind game bullshit.

...and then of course he watched said weird horny bastard take like five bullets in center mass for him which, I would imagine, did little to dispel the "they're bad for me /I'm bad for them" dichotomy he'd built up. So that's always in the back of his head, that he can't trust his gut or his heart or his feelings, because every time he does someone gets hurt.

Then along comes Kiryu, who is both the first Secret Third Thing he's ever encountered, and somehow also both of the other two things at the same time and Majima does not know how to handle this. He's trying to push Kiryu away and drag him in closer at the same time. It's messy and ugly and he hates it but he has 0 idea how to be an adult human person in a healthy relationship of ANY kind with another adult human person and, let's be real here, neither does Kiryu.

Kiryu has NO idea what he does to Majima when he takes that bullet at the end of The Bit.

He thinks he had one chance to keep Majima from getting his head blown off and taking that bullet in his shoulder was the best thing he could do in that situation. And he wasn't wrong! He had to spend a night or two in the hospital about it, but he was fine! Majima was fine and went on to beat the shit out of the bad guys so Kuroshi and Kei-chan could deliver them to the Third Chairman in a gift bag with a shiny purple bow on top! Solid net positive outcome, right?

Does Majima see it that way? HE ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY DOES NOT! All he sees is one more person he's fallen in love with getting himself hurt, almost getting himself killed, and he knows he can never let it happen again but "never letting it happen again" means "cutting Kiryu out of his life" and at this point he might as well cut out his own literal heart.

And hoo boy does that shit ever compel me. I love reading and looking at other folks' soft fic and art, don't get me wrong, I love seeing these two happy, but I also love putting two dudes in the Feelings Smashing Machine and cranking that shit up to 11 and these two have a lot of delicious Feelings to smash, especially Majima.

#yakuza #headcanon bullshit #meta bullshit #majima goro #I just think he's neat #also his extensive trauma and trust issues

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cannedbabs · 1 year

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Hi hi hi! So I'm kinda in love with your Jack x reader fic, I'm especially impressed with how in-character you keep him. I know you find soft!Jack to be a little difficult to write for, but your headcanons on that are just 👌*chefs kiss*, tbh. More on that, I've been playing around with the idea of a childhood friend s/o. Just somebody who's completely used to him being how he is and doesn't shy away from it. Do you think he would feel more comfortable to be soft around them or what? Or just any thoughts you have on the dynamic tbh! Thanks!

So sorry for not posting in.. so long!! Been in a slump!! BUT!! I wanted to give my take on this!! (Not necessarily headcanon formatted but!!)

Tbh yeah, he would be a little soft on them? But you also have to take into consideration his metaphorical growth as a person. I am big and heavy on the idea that Jack believes “Little Jack” is dead, as he says, and basically all from that horrible part of his childhood is gone. The traveling wagon shows, his family owned brand is now HIS brand, etc. he may associate you/the friend with bad memories due to it (or may have bad association if the friend is magical in some aspect). A general jealousy thing!

But it would he a case of “well I sort of knew you so now your basically a mutual. Due to what we were through we are strangers with memories, and i don’t Automatically hate you” but it would just be general respect. If any of his childhood is brought up he tries to shut that train of thought down real quick unless its to gloat. If your mentioning any of the parts he deemed to have cut out he is quick to remind you that he isnt like that anymore. Even talk about his personal life is dismissed (but he exaggerates it to fuck with you. He’s a gloating bastard, but hes not an idiot. all this “Useless crap like that” lines is basically fishing for a reaction, he LIKES taunting and being an arrogant asshole, it makes him feel powerful)

Though the biggest thing with Jack, and it is apparent by the s/o being completely used to this, is to not give him that power. No reaction? Not giving what he wants? Hes quick to deflate. In the movie Puss is talking him up like he’s the scariest monster in the movie (“this is why you dont cross Jack Horner!” “Robbing from big Jack Horner? Tsk tsk, very risky.”) but thats what makes him ‘scary’ is this persona he is built. He isnt magic. He is just a guy who owns a PIE FACTORY. Deflating makes him prone to being a little more vulnerable and open by proxy, and its not something he does on purpose by any means. Though it’s a case of you need to sort of make him falter before you can see genuine feeling come from him, and with most shipping situations that wall is hard to break but due to the closeness the s/o and Jack shared… it would break easier.

It would definitely lead to more personal talks, especially if the s/o experienced it first hand way back when. Jack doesnt need to inflate his backstory, they already know it, and especially if he tried but they corrected him? He wouldnt really try lying about it again unless it was minute details. Maybe in this he would let them be more touchy, too. The opportunity to play with Jack’s hair? Sign me up 😳

Sorry this was formatted so weird I just sorta rambled!! And like stated sorry I completely disappeared im going through some busy life stuff atm and kinda not on a lot of social media <3 but I’ll be back, and hopefully with an updated chapter!!!

#big jack horner #jack horner #big jack horner x reader #jack horner x reader #puss in boots #puss in boots the last wish #pib the last wish #puss in boots: the last wish #big jack horner x oc #jack horner x oc

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thehuggamugcafe · 11 months

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Time to do this! G, K, Y, and Z!

Hello, Rae! Always a blessing to see an ask from you!

G - Do you remember your first OTP, if so who was in it

Do I ever! It's Tea Gardener and Yami Yugi.

K - Say something nice about someone in any of your fandoms

Kishou Arima did nothing wrong. Now, before y'all come at me with torches and pitchforks, lemme explain myself first.

Kishou did some very questionable things, without a doubt; the man killed and ripped apart families for a living, for God's sake. Could anyone blame him if he ever looked in the mirror and all he saw was a monster? Could anyone blame him for hating himself, especially considering that all he did was take from others and was heaped mountains of praise for something he hated doing?

I'll die on the hill that if he had a say in being anything, a ghoul investigator would not be it.

Having said that, could anyone blame Kishou for wanting to press a reset button on the world? Could anyone blame him for doing anything that he did behind the scenes? Could anyone blame him for wanting to give V (and his bastard father) the middle finger and leave something behind for a change, instead of continuing to snuff out lives?

Y - What are your secondhand fandoms (fandoms you aren’t in personally but are tangentially familiar with because your friends/people on your dash are in them)

I'm familiar with fandoms like House of the Dragon and I sometimes see a couple Lord of the Rings floating around on my dash, but that's about it, really.

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go (prompts optional but encouraged)

Oh boy. You really wanna open this can of worms, do you? Geez, where do I even begin? Um... I'm really no good at this. sweats

Here goes nothing.

In no particular order:

Original characters should be supported, unless they are causing actual harm to their creator or their creator is shutting down the opinions of others.

I don't support an original character or their creator being ostracized or ridiculed for being an OC or for creating an OC. I can't count how many times I've seen well-rounded original characters being tossed aside like trash and dubbed as "Mary Sue's/Gary Stu's", or they say the OC reminds them too much of a canon character. I know the thought isn't mutual for everybody and that's their choice, but I try to give everyone's OC a chance.

I love seeing people come up with anything: prompts, writing, art, you name it. Variety is the spice of life, and the more I see it, the more I want to see it.

For as much as I think fandom communities can be divisive and cause unnecessary tension at times, I also think that it's great that they can bring people together. Meeting people you otherwise would have probably never met if you hadn't joined this or that fandom, sharing ideas and scenarios and headcanons, you know?

#ask #instone-dragon ask #fandom ask #barista q&a

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grollow · 1 year

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for the character asks, can we get patches up in this house? (if not, ZOTE THE MIGHTY!!)

Both? Both.

WHICH PATCHES THOUGH I'm just answering as if they're literally all the same character transcending universes specifically to bully me, he would

Sexuality Headcanon: Bastard Gender Headcanon: Bastard A ship I have with said character: I almost answered Bastard again, but thanks to you the answer is now Greirat/Patches A BROTP I have with said character: I've decided he's friends with Gael because no one can say I'm not allowed to A NOTP I have with said character: Patches/Life. I kill him in every game and you won't stop me A random headcanon: He was not originally a spider in Bloodborne, he's a result of Micolash's experimenting. It may or may not have been consensual. General Opinion over said character: Lapp made me sad. I'm still angry that he gave me feelings in two different Fromsoft games (Fuck you Elden Ring). This will not stop me from brutally killing him in every title though.

Zote Sexuality Headcanon: No Gender Headcanon: Male A ship I have with said character: It was really tempting to answer this with the cursed one based on Chains just to watch dropout shriek in fear. But truthfully I don't ship him with anyone. lol A BROTP I have with said character: dsnjdsgnjk I feel like he and Tiso can bond over Godtamer bullying them A NOTP I have with said character: I actually hate Zote/Bretta jgjdng feels abusive randomly A random headcanon: Man's a Nosk fjkjg General Opinion over said character: I let him die in every game, Grey Prince is not worth the energy and I like to juggle his skull.

#character ask meme #patchesenthusiast #i am really enjoying how many people are engaging with this #this is so fun to answer #sorry that i kill both of the characters you like #it will happen again #into the microwave they go

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bylightofdawn · 11 months

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So I'm taking a break from the fic because i was injecting this hilarious headcanon story I've had FOR YEARS that some random propaganda artist who was high key thirsting for Cody made this Senate-sanctioned set of propaganda posters featuring Cody in the most ridiculous propaganda posters ever.

You know that glorious one of Poe from the Star Wars Propaganda book?

This one? But I picture it being even more gay and even more over the top extra. Also? Fun history note this poster was blatantly lifted from a real WWII Army Air Corps poster.

And I fucking love it. Honestly, a lot of the artwork in the Star Wars Propaganda: A History of Persuasive Art in the Galaxy book was...let's say lovingly inspired by real life WWI and WWII posters. AND I FUCKING LOVED IT.

I could legitimately scream at someone for hours about how much I love that book. And drag them to google and show them the originals vs the SW versions and it would be a huge exposition of what a complete and utter nerd I am. And will thankfully not subject some poor bastard to that Ted Talk.

In all seriousness, though? It's legit my favorite SW supplementary book. And it's so fucking niche. But it dovetails so perfectly with my love for wartime propaganda artwork, especially WWII. It's so beautiful and so awful and endlessly fascinating.

Run, don't WALK and buy that book and you'll thank me later.

AHEM anyway I digress as always.

This artist made these ridiculous, very much hinting at some gay erotic nuclear level thirst trap posters of Cody which got pasted around the galaxy because yannno...he kinda is the GAR poster child. The perfect example of what you want a clone to be. And it was supposed to hammer home to the civvie population that these brave, strong men were out there fighting for their livres.

And instead it kinda became wank fodder and prolly the confused sexual awakening of baby gays everywhere.

So Cody HATES it with a burning passion because he didn't even get ASKED if they wanted him to be the GAR's poster boy. Because...ahahah agency for clones? What are you smoking.

He gets apoplectic anytime anyone mentions it levels of hatred.

Like, he wanted to hunt the artist down and kneecap him but Rex told him he can't because they were in the middle of the war and that would be a war crime and also would paint the GAR in a bad light.

But hey the war is over so he's free to go hunt this rat down right and break him in half?

And Rex reminds him nope, that's still considered murder.

So poor Cody's murderboner for this one artists who just had the biggest of mancrushes on him goes unsatiated even now.

One day I will actually write that fic but for now have hints of it's pure crack on my tumblr.

#El's cracky fic ideas #and gushing about the Star Wars Propaganda artbook #EVERYONE SHOULD GO BUY THAT BOOK.#I cannot sing it's praises enough and it's not that expensive #also with an extra WWII history factoid #clone thirst traps #that's the whole point of this post

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talentforlying · 8 months

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time to get pissed about the fact that constantine's father's hatred for and dismissal of him extends all the way down to his fucking name.

like yeah, john is a fine & normal name. he doesn't have any strong feelings about it and neither does anyone else. but john's mother wanted him, loved him, and iirc might have already had a name picked out for him before she died. (his older sister was named cheryl, which wasn't even in the TOP 100 most common UK girl names at the time, so there was a precedent for putting a lot of thought into naming her kids!!) and then she dies, and thomas just. doesn't. care. john, number one most common UK baby name for the four preceding decades. like john smith. like john fucking doe.

how it must feel to him when people say that name with actual affection instead of rage. how rare that is in his line of work. how different it must sound when he's wanted.

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS.#PERSONALS DO NOT REBLOG #wrapping up my rage of caliban obsession with this fuckin thing because AUGH. I'M MAD ABOUT IT #'john doe' is particularly what i think of when i consider name choice bc his dad Confirmed that he wanted john dead as soon as he was born #said to him multiple times in the comics that he wished john had died instead of his mum #almost completely ignored him as a baby until he was old enough to understand being blamed for things outside of his control #GOD. thomas constantine makes me so fucking ANGRY #don't mind me i'm rereading issue 100 and SEETHING #( headcanons. ) I'M JUST LIKE THE BASTARDS I'VE HATED ALL ME LIFE.

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Seigfried, Chevalier d'Eon, Medusa, Zhuge Liang (Lord El-Melloi II)

fghshs thank you SO MUCH for indulging me wings

First impression

Seigfried: Oh I know him!!! He's hot, coo-- SUWABE???? OH SHIT OH NO

D'Eon: Ohhhhh, I've heard of them! Like that manga!

Medusa: That's the, uh...least snakey Medusa I've ever seen. Why is she a Rider? Huh.

Waver (because it's basically Waver): AWWWW BABY I LOVE YOU ALREADY, you poor bastard getting roasted in the middle of your class by your professor...

Impression now

Siegfried: You're so stupid. You're so noble. Dear good lord christ you absolute heroic idiot, I love you. Good lord. Go apologize to your wife you dumb wonderful himbo.

D'Eon: They haven't had much time to shine, but I do like them! And reading up on their historicity is fascinating!

Medusa: DAUGHTER QUEEN YAS SLAY I LOVE YOU DUSA WHAT A GIRL, WHAT A LOVELY SWEET GIRL WHO WILL MURDER FOR HER POOR ABUSED MASTER WHAT A GREAT SERVANT

Waver: King shit, nothing like sneaking into an entire ass mage war you were NOT supposed to be part of, somehow being the only mage survivor (Kiritsugu doesn't count he died in all ways but physical), and going back home to STEAL YOUR DEAD PROFESSOR'S NAME AND JOB???? On TOP of somehow scoring an ancient bara king as a boyfriend????? Absolute legend, the El Melloi classroom is the best place to be.

Favorite moment

Siegfried: I haven't finished Apocrypha yet but dude his immediate 'aight time to kill myself for this random homunculi kid who needs help' was kinda legit if stupidly heroic. Also him showing up in Traum pretty much literally to go "i am so sorry I'm such an idiot I love you" and defusing Kriemhild in seconds was fucking amazing. Also his summer alt puts me in hysterics.

D'Eon: Them being basically the only sane NB in Agartha was pretty hilarious, poor d'Eon.

Medusa: I have not watched HF because Reasons but I hear she goes fully fucking apeshit to protect Sakura and I say slay queen you go girl. Also her being just sweet and chill and vibing with Sakura in Emiya Gohan gives me life.

Waver: The finale when he stares down Literally Gilgamesh and manages to survive was glorious. Also everything about Case Files, but specifically the final bit where he gets to talk to Iskandar for a bit. Also also in Accel Order when he's committing so much violence against his baby self and when he absolutely fucking plays Kayneth like a fool, that was hilarious.

Idea for a story

Siegfried: I don't have TOO many ideas here, actually, but I'd like to see Kriemhild put up with his event shenanigans, bless her. Go on double dates with Sigurd and Bryn.

d'Eon: More screentime! Go hang with Marie!

Medusa: I think I'd like to read things dealing with her past and her sisters and the other Greek Servants, but also I would read everything involving Medusa beating the fuck out of Zouken and Shinji :)

Waver: Go make out with your bara boyfriend, also solve more mysteries, also also take a nap. Though Waver teaching Fujimaru mage basics would be adorable! He's in charge of Modern Magecraft Theory, they'd get it a little better.

Unpopular opinion

Siegfried: Uhhhh, call me back after Apocrypha?

d'Eon: It's only tangentially related, but I don't hate Agartha. Like, it's DEFINITELY not Good, but it's not terrible either.

Medusa: /shrug emoji

Waver: IDK man, what are Waver opinions? I love this guy.

Favorite relationship

Siegfried: Him and his wife, him and Sieg so far, he and Kotaro were kind of adorable buddies in the Vegas event.

d'Eon: Them and Marie for sure, it's sweet. Also them and Astolfo is a kind of funny duo, NB RIGHTS.

Medusa: SAKURA FOR SURE.

Waver: ISKANDAR ISKANDAR ISKANDAR, but also Grey and the rest of his class, like damn, I'd kill for Waver as my professor.

Favorite headcanon

Siegfried: I don't actually have many hcs yet.

d'Eon: Neither for d'Eon, admittedly.

Medusa: She and Parvati hang out all the time for sure.

Waver: Like I mentioned above, I definitely hc Waver helps teach Fujimaru how to use basic magecraft so they don't Die. He also helped in EoR to deal with the Mage's Association. I also hc he tagged along with my Fujimaru into the London Singularity.

#fateseriesblogging

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ficsforeren · 3 years

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headcanons for when reader and eren fight (before and after they started having sex) ? low-key here only for the makeup part

oooOOooH okay okay

before they became fuck buddies:

they rarely got into fights actually, though they did argue a lot but it was more about unimportant stuff like eren saying "no we're not watching pride and prejudice again, we saw that yesterday and the day before just HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU WANT ME TO WATCH IT?!?!" and she'd be like "AS MANY AS NECESSARY UNTIL YOU UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF THE HAND SCENE!!!!"

if they did get into a fight, it wouldn't last for a day. two or three hours max ('cause he loves you and he couldn't stay mad at you)

eren would always be the one who apologized first but he wouldn't say "i'm sorry" he would just barge in through your front door, carrying a paper bag filled with your favorite puddings and with this huge pout on his face he'd be like, "let's go eat these bastards as we watch that stupid mr. darcy movie again" 'cause he knew those two were your favorite things in the world and even if he hated them, he'd endure it for you to make up for his fault

this would make you smile almost instantly and when you said "sorry i yelled at you this morning" he'd be honest and sincerely apologize, "sorry i've been an ass. i'll most likely be an ass tomorrow too, so i'll also be apologizing for that, just in case." and you'd laugh at that and he would ruffle your hair, smiling sheepishly to himself cause you looked so cute when you giggled like that

after they became fuck buddies:

ooOOhhoHOhoH this is the good part

okay so at this point, you're practically living together in your apartment, right? there will be more reasons for you to get into a fight, mostly because you're quite neat and organized and eren is... well, he's not really messy, but he's the type who leaves his comic books on the couch or the coffee table when he's done with them (even when your bookshelf is literally beside the couch) or he'd leave his console on the floor after he's done playing with his x-box, showcasing this shit-eating grin whenever you trip your feet over the cable.

but sometimes, he does that on purpose to rile you up. he loves it when you scold him with your hands on your hips. he likes to see your controlling, dominant side showing, 'cause it would make it more thrilling for him to, y'know, tame you afterward in bed. he likes being challenged. he thinks it's hot when you talk back to him.

if you don't notice his mess, he'll try to pick up a fight by messing up your hair after you're finished with your make-up, playing with your bra strap as you make your breakfast, leaving the toilet seat open, or leave his clothes scattered all over the place. the last one always managed to get you screaming at him, "WHY THE HELL IS YOUR UNDERWEAR ON MY COFFEE TABLE?! ARE YOU A FUCKING CHILD?!?!" and he'd be like making kissy faces at you and if you got even angrier, good. "ugh, sometimes i wanna just like, choke the life out of you," you said that one time without thinking and his eyes lit up in excitement, saying, "yeah? why don't we take this to the bedroom then?"

the makeup part? sex. that is the only way for you two to reconcile after a fight. it's both hot and frustrating, because every time you try to be rough with him (bite his shoulder, scratch your nails down his back, or give him a nasty hickey on the neck), it just turns him on even more. he'll let out the sexiest groan and he'd be like "fuck, yeah, baby, do it again. i fucking love it when you don't hold back. choke me, bite me, i want your fucking hands on me." lol good luck with that

what if the roles are reversed, you ask? what would eren do if he was the one who got angry at you? well, you'll just have to read chapter 12 then 😏

#eren smut #eren fluff #the last song canon #eren headcanons #eren x you #eren x reader #eren jaeger #eren yeager #eren #eren jaeger smut #eren jaeger fluff

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whaleofatjme1920 · 3 years

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howdy! if you’re up for it could i request a scenario or headcanons of our long boy, slender, with a really calm, down to earth s/o who just kind of shuts down and regresses a bit because they’re really overwhelmed perhaps with some comfort nsfw? whatever is easiest for you, dear, please don’t stress. drink some water and have some nice fucking food, you deserve it <3

Slender Man Comforting an SO

Hi love bug, sorry this took some time, I've been doing other things in my real life and honestly writing slower than I normally do. I actually had to look up,,,, what regressing was so if this is off the mark please let me know. Also , because I'm assuming this is age regression, I wasn't comfortable adding the NSFW bit. My sincerest apologies.

So, I feel it crucial to say that I tend to write Slender Man as an absolutely heartless bastard. He's a monster with a god complex and sees his partners as his own personal plaything as opposed to an actual being with thoughts, emotions, desires, and stuff like that. He knows you have faults and he will exploit that.

ANYWAYS

Slender knows that you're really down to earth and sweet and that's something he actually really enjoys.

He doesn't like people who are volatile and explosive.

You being calm? Perfect.

He legitimately does not like when people are bouncing off the walls excited or prone to overreacting about the slightest things.

You are surprisingly good at holding things in tbh.

He notices that almost instantly and watches as your stress grows and grows. He thinks you can handle it?

And it keeps building, bubbling over until it's boiling.

And like Icarus getting too close to the sun, you fall.

So when you're stressed and not feeling well and just shut down, he's admittedly confused.

No really, how does he handle this?

I'm assuming this is age regression, which is genuinely something Slender does NOT UNDERSTAND.

Suddenly, you're in littlespace and he just DOES NOT GET IT.

Has to read up on it, okay thinks he gets it.

He will get you stuffies, or other soft things that make you comfortable.

It's mostly because he hates seeing you upset but like, he's attempting to his greatest degree.

If you have like, a nest or something he'll let you make one. Just a soft place of all the things you need. Blankets you up like a little sushi roll.

Lets you dress in a way that makes you feel most comfortable and at home.

Normally, when he has you out, you need to be in pristine form or he's going to be upset. He'll let it slide this time.

Is he a good caregiver? Sometimes. Honestly depends on what mood you've caught him in.

He can do lukewarm really well.

He will call you sweet names like "baby" or "my little one" depending on how you react to them. Usually, he calls you by your name or "darling" or "dear one." You're a figurehead in the proxy world, he needs to address you as such, not in cute names.

But when the world gets to be too much and you just need someone to hold you? He's not above bending and calling you "baby".

Has his proxies make food that suits your needs.

He will sit you on his lap and just hold you.

Slender's tendrils wrap around you like a blanket, cradling you.

He's surprisingly gentle!!

Slender will attempt to understand how you're feeling and the situation that's stressed you out.

He lacks empathy is what I'm trying to say but for you? For you, he tries his hardest.

If it's related to his society, he will make his proxies work overtime just to make you smile. Seriously, he will make them bend backwards for you.

If it's something in the real world and his proxies can't handle it? Then it looks like he's going to handle it.

Job giving you too much stress? He's sent one of his semi-proxies to handle it.

Family struggles? he's already on it.

Anything you want, anything you need, he is on it just to make sure you're in a safe place again.

After all, toys should never be broken.

#slender man #slender man x reader #slender man headcanon #creepypasta #creepypasta x reader #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta scenarios #slender man scenario

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ratcandy · 2 years

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berdly

Oouuh funky lil bird man

First impression

In chapter one we weren't given much to work with other than Haha Stinky Little Bastard Bird, and that's essentially just how I viewed him! Haha silley side character making rude remarks at me. Heeheehoohoo With the start of chapter 2 that became a LIL bit of discomfort toward how he treated Noelle but slowly became

Impression now

UHGHRHNGH STUPID SCRUNKLY BIRD (affectionate) Man I dunno as a gifted kid when he started getting frustrated over those puzzles because Kris solved them faster and then he went and talked about that whole background he has with Noelle and how much stress he's then under to be the Genius Intelligent Kid MAN I FELT THAT!!! I was just likE NOOOO and now I am holding him in my hands. He's silley. I love him Yea he's a stupid gamer . there's nothing wrong with him he's just annoying /pos Also the more he kept using stupid pretentious vocab like sanguine and shit I was like SHUT up don't start playing into my tropes!! bastard

Favorite moment

favorite moment for story reasons: Him explaining the whole thing between him and Noelle as kids and and and [cries] favorite moment for funny reasons: only a kiss from a gamer girl can save me now...

Idea for a story

HMM. Rubs my evil little hands together. I want to explore the home situation of this bastard. Because we've gotten glimpses of Noelle's home life and some maybe potential implied hints with Susie, but. Berdly. C'mon. There's gotta be more reason behind him acting like that. What's going on at home. Are his parents pressuring him. Could it be a bonding moment between him and Noelle. Like she's helping him study because he's afraid if he fails this next test his parents will be mad. And then it just became a habit. AAnd they're bonding because Noelle's mom implied trash and and and and

Unpopular opinion

Hmrnm. I dunno if I have any unpopular opinions about him? Other than I think he's a funney lil sckrunkle and I want to see more of him? But I don't think there's much genuine Berdly hate out there - seems mostly jokin around at him being insufferable but in a lighthearted "oh that fucking bastard" kinda way. u know what I mean? Unless I'm wrong on that but I DUNno I only unblocked the deltarune chapter 2/spoilers tag recently so I can actually see all the things. hsdkgjh

Favorite relationship

HIM AND NOELLE BUT PLATONIC PLATONIC PLATONIC Ok I think I've made it very clear that I've got strong emotions about his relationship with Noelle . I don't think he ever had a legit crush on her he just confused strong platonic feelings with romantic ones and he's doing it again with Susie. Fight me on that

Favorite headcanon

I haven't delved much into people's headcanons on him yet but I saw a trans headcanon for him and I'm like that's so true actually. This bird is trans

#ask #listen. listne #I kinda knew I'd get attached to him eventually because asshole side character that's pretentious and talks with flowery language.#that's my whole thing.#but. ogushg. ough #berdly. [sobs]#I just think he's funney silley and I relate maybe a little bit too much in some aspects #not all. because I don't and I never did have anyone helping me #but just the. the pressure man!!#the stress!! ugh #all in all: i love this stupid bird [dunks him in a garbage can]#deltarune #deltarune chapter 2 #berdly #character impressions ask thing

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yehet-me-up · 3 years

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*busts through the door like I'm the Kool-Aid man* BONJOUR FUCKERS I'M BACK!!! It is I, the Theatrical Gay Anon™! I hope you're ready to endure my endless babbling for a bit cuz I've got lots to say holy shit. Consider this part 1 of like, 1000 cuz I think Tumblr got rid of the submissions feature. I apologize in advance for the spam hehe.

Okay, with that out of the way. Ms. Yehet-Me-Up, may I call you Sarah? Sarah, what the fuck!? I can't even rn. I I give you a simple suggestion, no expectations behind it. I say "Hey, don't you think it'd be cool if Zitao was in the Exodus Mall universe?" to which you said "Yeah, that'd be neat, I might do that. Perhaps make him work at an Irish pub or something" and then I flip out with gratitude and excitement thinking you're gonna do like, a DRABBLE. 500 words at MOST -Theatrical Gay Anon

Imagine my SHOCK, my STUPEFACTION, upon realizing that you wrote OVER TEN THOUSAND WORDS about Huang Zitao aka the wind beneath my wings, the rain to my drought, the corny joke to my Junmyeon. And not only that! But you did this A MONTH AGO. I could've been reading this for so long and I had no idea! How foolish am I? I can't believe you wrote all of this based off of a silly little suggestion I made. I feel like bowing over how not worthy I am Wayne's World style -Theatrical Gay Anon

NOW IN REGARDS TO THE CONTENT OF THIS MASTERPIECE OH MY GOD WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN!? I am floored by your preeminence. First things first, the title? Perfect. Full disclosure, I suck at titles. I've been writing for over a decade now and I'm still shit with titles. It's so hard to come up with just a few words to encapsulate everything you wrote but you do it SO WELL. The moodboard? Amazing. I've always loved that picture of Zitao and it fits so well with the pub setting -Theatrical Gay Anon

I'm afraid you've written "Fractions of Tomorrow" so well that I don't see there being a need for anyone to write anything else...ever. Stories? CANCELED. Poetry? CANCELED. Biographies? CANCELED. It's all over folks. Sarah has written The Best Thing Ever. We've peaked as a society. After I finish writing these asks I'm gonna become a hermit in the woods and make friends with all of the woodland creatures that inhabit it. -Theatrical Gay Anon

But seriously though, I love absolutely everything about this story. As a Zitao fan, I'm used to getting breadcrumbs. Not a lot of ppl write fics about him. I can count on one hand how many long fics of his you can find on Tumblr. But THIS?? This was no breadcrumb, this was a whole fucking bakery. And it all appeals to me so much oh my god? The sappiness of it all, the flowery prose, the rebellious rejection of cynicism, it's all so beautiful I want to marry it. -Theatrical Gay Anon

If I discussed all of the sentences in this fic that made me giggle with joy and kick my feet around I'd be here all day so keep in mind this is just a FRACTION of the ones I loved but I couldn't go without mentioning at least some of them so here we go. "It’s not his first time here, but it’s his first time paying attention" SHUT UP this line is go good it's so simple yet so nuanced I adore it. Seriously, why hasn't anyone hired you to write a screenplay? -Theatrical Gay Anon

"He wonders if you ironed the collar of your shirt to be that precise or if you simply move through the world without acquiring any wrinkles" God, this line is so CUTE it's DISGUSTING he's fond of the reader's un-wrinkled clothes that's such a specific thing to like and is totally the type of thing I've done with the ppl I've crushed on throughout my life. -Theatrical Gay Anon

"‘Zitao,’ he says finally. ‘Cute.’ You say" this is such a little thing but I love that you included his full name in this. I love his full name so much it sounds really pretty. Whenever I hear him refer to himself as "Huang Zitao" in interviews my heart soars. Hearing him speak Mandarin in general is a delight as well. It's an audibly gorgeous language and any racist who says otherwise can EAT MY ENTIRE ASS -Theatrical Gay Anon

"For someone who’s been in love for as long as you can remember she fights awfully hard against Baekhyun’s romantic nature" DEAR GOD I LOVE THESE TWO! I love these movie loving lovesick fools. I love that everyone in the world knows they love each other except them. I love seeing bits and pieces of their story throughout this written universe. I can't wait to see it all come together in Baekhyun's Exodus Mall fic. It's gonna be GLORIOUS -Theatrical Gay Anon

Also! I know you enjoyed my song recs that I thought fit perfectly with All Our Broken Places so here are some for when the Baek x Hitchcock fic drops. I know it's not done yet but I just *know* what it's gonna be like I can feel it in my bones. "Sidekick" by Walk the Moon and "Tongue Tied" by Grouplove. As for Fractions of Tomorrow I knew right away what songs I'd pick. "Dreams" by The Cranberries, "Jumpstarted" by Jukebox the Ghost and "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey -Theatrical Gay Anon

Gosh, this fic filled me with so much energy and joy I feel like a toddler on caffeine. But I really should sleep now though. It's gotten so late that I can see the sunrise peaking up sdksdksl. I'll see ya soon! I will be spamming you with more compliments about this fic once I wake up though! - Theatrical Gay Anon

Hi! I'm back. Okay, now where was I? Oh yeah, I was talking about some of my favorite lines from the story. "‘Hey man, how’s it going?’ Baekhyun reaches out and does a complex handshake with the man before you. ‘Oh, you know. Just working at the salt mines,’ Tao says with a laugh." I LOVE that you made Baek the one Zitao was close with. I miss the beef brothers so much. I'll never forgive SM for what they did to OT12. They were all such good friends 😔 -Theatrical Gay Anon

"‘I’m not sure.’ For a flash Tao’s eyes linger on you once more. ‘I think it would depend on the person.’ And then the bastard goes and winks at you." GOD, HE WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS! HE'S SUCH A SHAMELESS FLIRT I HATE HIM *narrator voice* This was of course a huge a lie, he in fact loved Zitao immensely -Theatrical Gay Anon

"‘Sweetheart, I’m everyone’s type.’" You've captured Zitao's unlimited confidence so well and that makes me really happy. It's one of my favorite things about him. The man truly loves himself and I think that's awesome -Theatrical Gay Anon

"Tao looks at you through his lashes, bending close enough that you can feel his breath on your lips when he speaks. ‘Words are just the appetizer, darling. I prefer to have an entire feast.’ 'Any other questions or can I grab your orders?’" ASDKDSDSL SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA SAY THAT PANTY DROPPER LINE AND GO BACK TO BUSINESS AS USUAL ZITAO???? HUH??? IS THAT WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO??? -Theatrical Gay Anon

"‘Oh, nothing.’ He looks like the cat that caught the canary. ‘I just love being right.’" Something I love about EXO fic writers (myself included lol) is that despite all of the different ways they'll write the other members, there is one member who is always written the same and that's Baekhyun. He will always be written as a cheeky little shit cuz he *is* a cheeky little shit. That's just who he is. Messing with ppl is a favorite past time of his. -Theatrical Gay Anon

"'So, love, huh? There’s not some girlfriend or boyfriend of yours waiting for you at home?’" Thank you for not being heteronormative with the "are you dating someone?" convo. I know it might not seem like much but I really appreciate it. -Theatrical Gay Anon

"The beginning of love is always a lightning bolt. If that’s all it ever is you never have to deal with being knocked on your ass by the resulting thunderstorm" OOF, this one got me. So very true. The beginning of love is so scary! -Theatrical Gay Anon

"I could argue that anarchy still is love. Love of your beliefs and love of a person or a place or a thing so much that you’re willing to fight for it" OKAY BUT PASSIONATE LEATHER JACKET WEARING ANARCHIST ZITAO IN A ROCK BAND IS SUCH AN ATTRACTIVE CONCEPT!!! There's nothing sexier than a bad boi that will hate capitalism with you! He'd probably be the one to give ppl rides to protests and stuff I LOVE IT -Theatrical Gay Anon

"If we say love is a feeling, who’s to say that we aren’t in love? If we decide it’s an action then which one is it? A kiss or a commitment or - maybe it’s nothing more complicated than putting words to the way I feel when you look at me?" Listen I don't mean to be dramatic or anything (wait, who am I kidding? I'm literally the Theatrical Gay Anon being dramatic is like my Thing) but if a guy ever said that to me my trans boi pussy would be open for business IMMEDIATELY

Alright, so, uh Final Thoughts. This may be my new favorite work of yours, and no it's not just cuz it's got my ultimate bias in it lmao. This year has been so shitty and it's made my depression + anxiety reach the highest possible levels but reading this, this love story filled with hope and certainty despite not knowing what the future will hold for them, made this year seem easier to cope with. Thank you so much for making this, it means the world to me. -Theatrical Gay Anon

ALRIGHT, LAST ASK AND THEN I'LL SHUT UP I PROMISE but I personally headcanon that Double Shot + Zitao stayed together till the very end. They didn't get married cuz they hate formalities but they got matching tattoos and even when they're old and grey you can still them clear as day on their wrists. When they're asked how they met no one believes their answer lol. And when Double Shot died of old age before Zitao he would sing her favorite song by her grave every Saturday -Theatrical Gay Anon

OKAY SO I know I said I was done and I know I've already sent in like, 30 bajillion asks but I'm curious does Yifan or Luhan also work at the Irish pub?? Or do they work somewhere else in the mall? Inquiring minds want to know -Theatrical Gay Anon

When I tell you this made my entire month (when you sent it weeks ago, I’ve been hanging onto these because they seriously bring me SO much joy holy crap) I am not remotely kidding j;oaisjdflkasdjfa

I am absolutely going to put on these song recs while I work on the next chapter!

a;osdfjlaksdfjasl the fact that you stayed up late to read this warms my heart so much. It reminds me of all the times I stayed up til the ass crack of dawn reading fanfics because I simply could NOT stop reading, so the fact that you enjoyed this like that makes me helllllaaaa emo 🥰

I just??? 2020 was indeed such a long year and affected my energy and creativity and honestly don’t really remember writing this hahaha. I kind of go into a fugue state with these longer fics and they just EMERGE. So to see you reflecting back some of what I wrote allows me to enjoy the process so much more. Makes writing and tumblr fun and I seriously wish everyone writing and creating could have someone as passionate and thoughtful and hilarious as you hyping them up 🌟 it honestly feels like a GIFT and I will absolutely keep writing this series and hoping to be worthy of it 😘

We will definitely get to see more of these two in the finale fic! I got into EXO after Tao, Yifan, and Luhan left so I’m not quite as familar with their personalities, but I could definitely see Yifan working at the US Bank haha. Business suit by day and partying/flirting by night. As for Luhan I feel like he’d work somewhere like the bookstore or the music store?? somewhere quieter and more contemplative.

Thank you again for sending this and for being you <3 I hope 2021 is a wonderful year for you and that you know how AMAZING you are 💖💖💖💖💖

#asks #theatrical gay anon

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