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Bard is descended from Girion through his father.
There are multiple scars he has upon his body from his younger years of training, some from later years. Right upon his forehead there is a small cut he received from the bell when on the tower, during Smaug's attack on Lake Town.
His wife passed away when Tilda was born due to illness after birth.
While it is common knowledge within the town, Bard does not like to spread the knowledge that he is descended from Girion due to the disappointment of knowing his ancestor failed in killing the dragon when Smaug first took over Erebor.
He prefers wines to ale.
Knowledgeable in a few languages: Dalish (the people of Dale's first language ), Westron, and some Sindarin. He is known to learn through listening and studying some texts that had been left by his ancestor.
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Just Be You | Bard the Bowman x gn!reader
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↳ ❝ Bard
58 “It looks good on you, you should wear it more often” ❞
: ̗̀➛ Bard is having doubts about himself when it comes to meeting your family.
: ̗̀➛ swearing
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Bard grumbled as he looked at himself in the mirror, frowning as he doubted that he looked good enough.
He was going to meet your family for the first time, and he was quite nervous in all honesty; he knew your family weren't much better off than his own, coming from a farm in the next town over and making very little despite the hours and hours of hard labour.
He knew they wouldn't judge his situation, either; two children of his own, he was more than glad that your family immediately agreed to accept both of them as yours as well.
But months of courtship suddenly felt like too little as he ran a hand through his hair and wondered if he should cut it. Maybe he should have neatened himself up a bit more.
But with Bain, Sigrid and Tilda off at their schoolmates' homes for the weekend for various birthday parties and sleepovers, Bard felt a little outnumbered.
Even when you walked in with a fresh cup of tea, putting your arm on his shoulder and smiling at him through the mirror, he felt a little out of place. Out of depth.
"What is it?" You asked, tilting your head to the side and pressing the mug into his hand. "C'mon, cough it up."
He let out a long sigh, chewing at the inside of his lip. "Are you sure this looks alright?"
You nodded as you hummed, daring to tug at the lapel of his soft fur jacket. It was one of the best ones he had, a medium brown colour with a thicker fur trim on the inside, collar and ends of the sleeves.
You rarely saw him wear it anymore, even though it looked so good on him; you bit at the inside of your lip, pushing certain thoughts from your mind before clearing your throat and daring to kiss his cheek.
"I love that coat," you told him softly. "It looks good on you, you should wear it more often."
Bard glared at you for a second, shaking his head. "And what of the rest?"
"The white shirt is a good start," you mused, stepping in front of him and resting your hand on his chest. "The black trousers are also good..."
"But?"
"But," you couldn't help but to laugh a little as you shrugged. "You're quite a distraction."
He rolled his eyes, putting the cup of tea to the side and gently taking your wrists in his hands, holding them to his chest. "I want to make a good impression."
"I know," you told him softly, daring to steal a quick kiss. "I don't doubt that you will... trust me, my family already told you when they wrote - Bain, Sigrid and Tilda are already part of us. Why wouldn't they accept you?"
"I look awful," he huffed.
"You look like a man that works on the barges," you said softly. "I don't want you to pretend to be something you're not just to make an impression. We're no better off than you are. They won't mind."
"I stink of fish," Bard huffed.
"And usually I stink of horse shit whenever I come over," you pointed out. "It's alright. Be your usual self. Please, even just for me?"
"Alright," he nodded, daring to smile. "Do you really like the coat that much?"
"Definitely," you grinned. "I wonder why you stopped wearing it so much."
Bard knew why, he wanted at least one half decent coat for whenever he was seen with you; he was proud to be a man of the people, but that didn't mean that he didn't want to look good for you. To look like he actually put in effort for once.
Even though you kept telling him that just being present was plenty enough effort for you. He knew how much you put in for him; helping the children with their studies and taking them out for meals and to visit different places.
Bard knew that you treated them like one of your own, and he was glad of it, really. But it was the effort you put in for him, as well. He wasn't stupid. Bard saw how you always paused at the bottom of the ladder to fix your clothes and to make yourself look presentable for him after spending all day on the farm.
He saw you change out of your boots and into a pair of somewhat better ones that you carried with you. He saw how you put in so much effort to look good for him.
"Suppose I just don't think about it," he said, daring to smile as he tugged you a little closer. "Maybe you can borrow it next time."
You put both hands on his chest, grinning at him as you nodded. "I'd like that... it's a shame the children can't come with us."
He nodded slowly. "I'm sure they would have liked to have come."
"As long as you're alright with my gran insisting that they eat tonnes of cake and sweets," you chuckled. "Maybe next time."
As outnumbered and nervous as he felt, Bard was actually glad that the children couldn't join in meeting your family; he would have hated it if he had disappointed them by making a bad impression, even if you were adamant that he would never.
There was always a chance; a wrong choice of words here, a stumble there, dropping something, not realising how things were done - he knew it was easy to make mistakes.
He was well aware that your family had expectations; you were only a few years younger than Bard, and he knew full well that you would be expected to take over the farm and to settle down and marry someone who would help.
You didn't seem to care, though, as whenever he brought it up, you admitted that you didn't mind if he wanted to stay in Lake-town as a bargeman. If he was happy, you were happy.
"I love you," Bard admitted quietly, bringing your hands to his lips and gently kissing your fingertips.
You grinned, sight getting a bit blurry as your face felt hot. You swallowed thickly. "That's the first time you said that..."
He paused, eyes widening as it dawned on him. "So it is."
"I love you, too," you whispered, gently pulling your hands from his grasp so that you could cup his cheeks, kissing him softly. "I love you... trust me, tonight is going to go just fine. They'll love you. Just be... you. Be the Bard I fell in love with, yeah?"
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The ✨Sparkliest Bard Lineup✨!!
Here is our sparkly, bardly, lineup!
Polls are live! Vote today!!
Oh, and don't forget to keep everything civil! This is just a little game for fun, and we're all here to have a good time :D
Feel free to submit pictures and propaganda for your bards (see this post for more info)! The more, the merrier!
(Full Bracket with fandom names & poll links under the cut.)
1 - Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth) vs David Bowie (Real Life)
2 - Thom Merrilin (Wheel of Time) vs Gurney Halleck (Dune)
3 - The Bard/Kiwi (Wandersong) vs Daeron (The Silmarillion)
4 - Callie Cuttlefish (Splatoon) vs Finrod (The Silmarillion)
5 - Apollo/Lester Papadopoulos (The Trials of Apollo) vs Apollo (Greek Mythology)
6 - Bill Cypher (Gravity Falls) vs Chong (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
7 - Max Rebo (Star Wars) vs Edgin Darvis (Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves)
8 - Dimentio (Super Paper Mario) vs Will Scarlet (Robin Hood)
9 - Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem (The Muppets) vs Link (The Legend of Zelda)
10 - Katalina (Tabletop Time) vs Starling Birdsong (Realm of Elderlings)
11 - Orpheus (Greek Mythology) vs “Weird Al” Yankovic (Real Life)
12 - Dave BruBot/The Major Player (Toontown: Corporate Clash) vs Carrie Wilson (Julie and the Phantoms)
13 - Kvothe (The Kingkiller Chronicle) vs Elan (Order of the Stick)
14 - Raz'ul, Son of Daz'ul (BomBARDed) vs Edward Chris von Muir (Final Fantasy IV)
15 - Binary Bard (Poptropica) vs Christian (Moulin Rouge)
16 - The Bard (Shovel Knight) vs Fflewddur Fflam (The Chronicles of Prydain)
17 - Man with the Harmonica (Once Upon a Time in the West) vs Kyoami/The Fool (Ran/King Lear)
18 - Diedrich Knickerbocker (Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story) vs Hannah Montana (Hannah Montana)
19 - Bard the Bowman (The Hobbit) vs Leliana (Dragon Age)
20 - Sprig Plantar (Amphibia) vs Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer)
21 - Neil Banging Out the Tunes (Tumblr) vs The Muses (Disney Hercules)
22 - Robinton (Pern) vs Thistle/Sissel (Delicious in Dungeon)
23 - Loquatius Seelie (Critical Role) vs Cicero (Skyrim)
24 - Michael Jackson (Real Life) vs Oli/TheOrionSound (Empires SMP)
25 - Megamind (Megamind) vs The Onceler (The Lorax)
26 - Mettaton (Undertale) vs Gamzee Makara (Homestuck)
27 - William Shakespeare (Real Life) vs William Shakespeare (Something Rotten)
28 - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (Classicaloid) vs William Shamspeare (Ace Attorney)
29 - Marceline the Vampire Queen (Adventure Time) vs Brook (One Piece)
30 - Gerard Way (Real Life) vs Sea Hawk (She-Ra and the Princess of Power)
31 - Snufkin (Moomin) vs Frank Sinatra (Real Life)
32 - Lias "Cliff" Bluestone (Discworld) vs Rick Astley (Real Life)
33 - Alan-a-Dale (Robin Hood) vs Essi Daven (The Witcher)
34 - Lúthien Tinúviel (The Silmarillion) vs Stefen (The Heralds of Valdemar)
35 - Roman Sanders (Sanders Sides) vs Remus Sanders (Sanders Sides)
36 - Bard (Crypt of the Necrodancer) vs Kass (Legend of Zelda/Breath of the Wild)
37 - Steven Universe (Steven Universe) vs Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies)
38 - Miss Piggy (The Muppets) vs Nydas Okiro (Critical Role)
39 - Charlie Pace (Lost) vs Dob the Half-Orc Bard (Oxventure)
40 - Kitagra (Kings of the Wyld) vs Kaylie Shorthalt (Critical Role)
41 - Father Gabriel (The Mission) vs Gabrielle the Battling Bard (Xena: The Warrior Princess)
42 - Haer'Dalis (Baldur's Gate) vs Tsukasa Tenma (Project Sekai: Colorful Stage!)
43 - Tom Bombadil (The Lord of the Rings) vs Sylvando (Dragon Quest 11)
44 - Steve McKenzie/Jester (Galavant) vs Gieve (The Heroic Legend of Arslan)
45 - Jaskier/Dandelion (The Witcher) vs Kubo (Kubo and the Two Strings)
46 - Guiliastes/Gui (1/2 Prince) vs Rocky (Lackadaisy)
47 - Asmodean (Wheel of Time) vs Neil Ciciregea/Lemon Demon (Real Life)
48 - Kermit the Bard (Tales of Tinkerdee) vs The Pied Piper (The Pied Piper of Hamelin)
49 - Venti (Genshin Impact) vs Sir Robin's Minstrels (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
50 - Oscar Wilde (Rusty Quill Gaming) vs Franz Liszt (Classicaloid)
51 - Eddie Munson (Stranger Things) vs Puss in Boots (Shrek)
52 - Freddie Mercury (Real Life) vs Hoid/Wit (Cosmere)
53 - Noise (Roleslaying with Roman) vs The Amazing Devil (Real Life)
54 - Klavier Gavin (Ace Attorney) vs Rickety Stitch (Rickety Stitch and the Gelatinous Goo)
55 - Ron Stampler (Dungeons & Daddies) vs Thancred Waters (Final Fantasy XIV)
56 - Raine Whispers (The Owl House) vs Jack Black (Real Life)
57 - Scanlan Shorthalt (Critical Role) vs Éile (The Witcher: Blood Origin)
58 - Hap Gladheart (Realm of Elderlings) vs Alastair Nobledrifter (Saving Throw - DnD Podcast)
59 - Maglor (The Silmarillion) vs Bill & Ted (Bill & Ted)
60 - DJ Cadence (Club Penguin) vs Imp Y Celyn (Discworld)
61 - Bard Otter (The Last Dragonlord) vs Yara of Nowhere, the Wandering Bard (A Practical Guide to Evil)
62 - Dorian Storm (Critical Role) vs Maria von Trapp (The Sound of Music)
63 - Demyx (Kingdom Hearts) vs Hisirdoux "Douxie" Casperan (Tales of Arcadia: Wizards)
64 - Bilbo Baggins (The Hobbit) vs BMO (Adventure Time)
#let me know if you find any issues/typos and I'll do my best to fix 'em :D#polls#poll bracket#tournament poll#bracket#sparkliest bard bracket#bard#the witcher#critical role#william shakespeare#the silmarillion#lord of the rings#the hobbit#genshin impact#ace attorney#greek mythology#tumblr polls
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SHIP BIAS LIST ;
alright , so first of all i'm going to say that i will ship all my muses with your original characters and others that we establish which might be even better than what i post here . but , this list is just a few ships that i was always eager to explore but never got the chance or lost it when i did , heh . so go ahead and give it a 🤍 .
what to do ? just give it a like or comment ! i will jump in your dms and we can discuss it . we can plot or you can ask me to send you an inbox meme to get things started if you're not in the mood to plot .
exclusivity ? well , if we click , i will wipe the ship from this list . hehe . though i will wipe it while we plot so i don't accidentally write a ship dynamic with two people if that makes you uncomfortable .
─ legolas.
bard the bowman
tauriel
─ yazoo.
reno
tifa
─ genesis rhapsodos.
sephiroth
cloud
─ minoru ( king of hearts ).
queen of hearts ( mira kano )
─ armitage hux.
poe dameron
─ cobb vanth.
din djarin
boba fett
─ hak jiwoon.
one of his bandmates heheh idk
─ lan wangji.
wei wuxian
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Also Friends, I am SO EXCITED to write this weekend. I am speaking it Into Existence. It Is Going to Happen. The focus, I think, will be Tauriel and Éomer replies. I have also been turning over adding Bard the Bowman in my head so much lately that I believe I'll gently toss him in as a test muse. (I just can't presently think about reworking car.rd and adding all the links surrounding another muse.)
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hi, my name is may!
i am quite new to role-playing on tumblr but not new to role-playing in general, so i am really excited to try new ground and meet new people.
the blog is still in the process of design polishing but here's quick link to get to know me:
intro|rules — and my main.
i put my preferred ships and characters in the rules list, but i thought it would be good to have my muses visible on the main post too:
> legolas (lotr/the hobbit);
> bard the bowman (the hobbit);
> bagginshield is negotiable;
> vax'ildan (vox machina).
and damn, i just want to role-play so bad!
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Hi! Welcome to my blog! Some important ‘need to know’ info can be found in this pinned post along with helpful links. I encourage you to check them out before approaching me. ( Note that some information is not availible so I would implore you seek out wikipedia in the meantime. Or you can simply ask. I’m too tired and lazy to go back and forth with tumblr over the use of java for long bio pages. )
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STATUS: OPEN FOR SHIPPING ( LIMITED )
CURRENT MAINS/AFFILIATES: @nicholas-wolfwood, @nvrcmplt, @thunderbringer, @diverse-hearts, @despairforme, TBA
CURRENT EXCLUSIVES: @shacchou ( priest seto - with ATEM ), @rhaegxr ( rhaegar targaryen - with ATEM ), @nvrcmplt ( beschu - with ATEM ),
CURRENT ACTIVITY STATUS: HIATUS W/ LIMITED ACTIVITY || I work full time in the Education profession meaning I work at least 40 hours a week / 5 days a week. There are kids in my care which means I never get a day off. I’m also dealing with family issues and mental health issues. Please understand that while I try not to leave people hanging, my real life will always come first. --- I am most active on the weekends.
MOST WANTED SHIPS / CONNECTIONS: Bard the Bowman, Thorin, or any elf from the Tolkien’s series, Gannicus, Spartacus, Aegon Targaryen, Aerys II Targaryen, Rhaegar Targaryen, Oberyn Martel, Barristan Selmy, Jorah Mormont, Khal Drogo, Petyr Baelish, Victarion Greyjoy, Jaime Lannister ( GoT / ASOIAF ), Lestat de Lioncourt ( - TVC / IWTV ), Trevor Belmont, Issac, Godbrand ( Castlevania ), Thief King Bakura ( though ill be HIGHLY selective ), Kaiba, Priest Mahad / Dark Magician ( YGO Duel Monsters series ), Sasuke Uchiha, Itachi Uchiha, Deidara, Naruto Uzumaki, Kakashi Hatake (Naruto Series ), Erwin Smith ( AoT )
Please understand that ‘most wanted ships’ or connections’ doesn’t necessarily mean I want to ROMANTICALLY ship with them all. However, with some of them, I am open to it if the chemistry is there.
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I AM NOT MUTUALS ONLY. Nonmutuals may interact but I reserve the right to ignore anyone I don’t want to interact with or I feel I won’t vibe with at all.
I DON’T FILL OUT INTEREST CHECKERS OR PERMANENT STARTERS. Unless you’re a terrible writer, a smut blog or your canons contradict my vision for my muses, then odds are I may be willing to interact eventually.
I am over the age of 21 ( 30+ TO BE EXACT ) which means I will only play with adults. No age on your blog, no interactions. No exceptions.
COVID IS NEVER A TOPIC TO BE USED IN INTERACTIONS. Terminal illnesses are my hard no forever and always.
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Short List of Muses featured below the cut. Bolds are mains. Others are ‘as I feel like playing them’ characters or test muses.
THANK YOU FOR READING 🤍
Thranduil Ororpher ( The Hobbit / Tolkien )
Daemon Targaryen
Daenerys Targaryen ( ASOIAF / Game of Thrones )
Aegon I Targaryen ( ASOIAF / Game of Thrones )
Ka Suo ( Ice Fantasy series )
Pharaoh Atem / Yami Yugi ( Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters franchise )
Lucy Gray ( THG )
Katniss Everdeen ( OG THG )
Gaara ( Naruto Shippuden )
Kakashi Hatake ( Naruto Shippuden )
Iruka Umino ( Naruto Shippuden )
Stede Bonnett ( OFMD )
Aziraphale ( Good Omens )
Alucard Tepes ( Castlevania Netflix )
Hector ( Castlevania )
Louis de Pointe du Lac ( Interview with the Vampire / TVC - mixed media )
Charles Xavier ( XMCU / various comic universes )
***Request / Potential Mutual Exclusive Muses Only. ( These will NOT have a long winded bio up simply because I will only play them ‘In Fandom’ OR ‘with a select few’ )
Geralt of Rivia ( The Witcher Netflix )
Nasir ( Spartacus )
Coriolanus Snow ( THG )
Rhaenyra Targaryen
Loki ( MCU )
Levi Ackerman
Armin Arlert
Dracula ( historically based )
I do have muses from The Vampire Diaries, Harry Potter / Fantastic Beasts and a slew of Marvel / Disney people. You have to inquire about them since I put most of them on side blogs i only use sporadically. I am however, willing IF you plot with me first or have GENUINE interest in writing long term.
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I find it a bit laughable or at the very least ironic at times that for the longest time prior to joining this fandom, I rp'ed and portrayed a character with a majority (and sometimes all or more) of the qualities that Billy antis warn and complain that he has. And yah know what? I was one of the most popular OC character blogs in the Hobbit and LOR fandom at the time.
For approximately 5 years, I portrayed a (mostly) cishet white male OC. He was rich and entitled. He took whatever he wanted whenever he wanted it. He felt like the world owed him everything. Why? Because his father was the Lakemaster of Laketown and also because my muse believed he was rather exceptional in his own right as well.
He was an asshole. He stole items from vendors and never paid for things. Demanded the good life because of his status. He slept with whomever he wanted and felt that buying affection was just as easy if not simpler than true acts of kindness. When he did catch feelings for someone he'd try to chase them away or he'd literally hide in his mansion and not come out (v. dramatic guy I know). He could be laughably pathetic at times. Highly competitive. Spiteful. Fiery. Sexy. Naive. Villainous. Annoying.
He was a raging misogynist. He believed with his whole chest every gender-based stereotype that there was to believe. Sure he may have been chivalrous... but he also believed that women couldn't wield a sword to save their lives. He would pour on the charm the minute he saw someone worth pursuing, but act bored or entirely disinterested when they weren't his type. He may have gone back for sloppy seconds if he was desperate, but he was prideful and always believed that anyone he fucked would come crawling back to him and never the other way around....
He was a bigot. He was highly highly, and I'll stress again. Highly privileged. And yet because he did face some circumstances of adversity, and because he did have a raucous upbringing... he then believed even more so that he had to a believable degree worked hard for his allotment in life. It was very hard for him to not look down his nose at transient or traveling characters he interacted with. He was highly mistrustful of the dwarves when they returned to Laketown. And he was in constant competition with Bard the Bowman (even though that man was nearly 10 years older than himself).
He also had a quick temper. He absolutely hated being compared to his father, even though he rode that man's coattails in life and was too naive to recognize it. He would brashly threaten or challenge others to duels if they pushed this issue. He would sooner die than become his father, even though that's exactly what he was doing... Living off the backs of the townspeople. Living it up whilst others scraped by. Blaming people's misfortunes on moral faults rather than on things he may have actually had a hand in.
He was vain. The blondest curliest mane to ever appear on a mortal in Middle Earth. He adorned himself in velvet capes and long silken feathers. And absolutely adored baubles and would pass one to a lover to pin them down. Because he was horrendous with words and believed if the jewel was heavy enough that might make them stay. They never did. He had at least 12 children though.
Why was he such a terrible person? Aside from the fact that his father was also a horrible person? Well, I'll tell you... His mother left you see. It's not entirely clear whether she truly "left" or if she died. I left that open to interpretation, but I allowed my muse to grow up in a household seeded by a marriage of necessity and harvested in discord. His mother simply disappeared after one evening when he was 8 years old, and he never knew why. His father incessantly told him, whenever he asked that it was because she didn't love him and that she was a "whoring wench." Shortly thereafter when he was 10 years old, his father sent him away to Gonder for military training. In reality, his father just wanted him gone. He didn't return to his home until 11 years later. I framed his trauma history around his parents being highly volatile with one another, but my muse not typically being pulled into it. I had one or two scenarios where he tried to intervene on his mother's behalf and his father ended up locking him away in his room for nearly two days (bc he had forgotten he did it). Once his mother left, his father didn't really care for him as a boy, saw him as in the way of his daily duties, and thus sent him off. His relationship with his father is a mixed one of resentment (not quite hatred) as his father has always been more absorbed in his money and his job than anything else, loyalty/fealty he feels he owes as a son, duty because he's being trained to take over the city eventually, but also not fully realizing he was neglected in his childhood.
My lovely Destrian of Esgaroth. ❤️
like y'all popping off about a netflix character when I was doing just about the same damn thing....
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@violentdelightsorviolentends said : Sorry to do this so soon but can I drop Bard? Muse just isn't there right now ❤️
no problem at all. please do not unfollow, but note that bard the bowman is now reopened for applications!
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The Royal Wedding Fiasco
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/vBsuUFJ
by Mistress_of_the_Fell
I never thought that there would be a story with proper chapters included in this series, but it appears that the whole royal wedding thing is going to be a rather complicated one, so it needs some more words to do it justice (ha!)
Words: 2672, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Series: Part 14 of But Now, Mahal Knows, Anything Goes
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Elrond Peredhel, Dáin Ironfoot, Glóin (Tolkien), Dáin's War Pig, Thranduil (Tolkien)
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Bard the Bowman/Thranduil
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Wedding Night, Stinky Animals, Talking Animals, Musings on Manners and Etiquette
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/vBsuUFJ
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Round 1 ✨Winners and Losers✨!
Everyone, please give a fond farewell to these most excellent of bards, who have been most valiantly defeated in this round:
Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth)
Gurney Halleck (Dune)
The Bard/Kiwi (Wandersong)
Callie Cuttlefish (Splatoon)
Apollo/Lester Papadopoulos (The Trials of Apollo)
Bill Cypher (Gravity Falls)
Max Rebo (Star Wars)
Will Scarlet (Robin Hood)
Link (The Legend of Zelda)
Katalina (Tabletop Time)
Orpheus (Greek Mythology)
Dave BruBot/The Major Player (Toontown: Corporate Clash)
Elan (Order of the Stick)
Edward Chris von Muir (Final Fantasy IV)
Christian (Moulin Rouge)
The Bard (Shovel Knight)
Man with the Harmonica (Once Upon a Time in the West)
Diedrich Knickerbocker (Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story)
Bard the Bowman (The Hobbit)
Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer)
The Muses (Disney Hercules)
Robinton (Pern)
Cicero (Skyrim)
Michael Jackson (Real Life)
The Onceler (The Lorax)
Gamzee Makara (Homestuck)
William Shakespeare (Something Rotten)
William Shamspeare (Ace Attorney)
Brook (One Piece)
Sea Hawk (She-Ra and the Princess of Power)
Frank Sinatra (Real Life)
Lias "Cliff" Bluestone (Discworld)
Essi Daven (The Witcher)
Stefen (The Heralds of Valdemar)
Roman Sanders (Sanders Sides)
Bard (Crypt of the Necrodancer)
Steven Universe (Steven Universe)
Nydas Okiro (Critical Role)
Charlie Pace (Lost)
Kitagra (Kings of the Wyld)
Father Gabriel (The Mission)
Haer'Dalis (Baldur's Gate)
Sylvando (Dragon Quest 11)
Gieve (The Heroic Legend of Arslan)
Kubo (Kubo and the Two Strings)
Guiliastes/Gui (1/2 Prince)
Asmodean (Wheel of Time)
The Pied Piper (The Pied Piper of Hamelin)
Venti (Genshin Impact)
Franz Liszt (Classicaloid)
Eddie Munson (Stranger Things)
Hoid/Wit (Cosmere)
Noise (Roleslaying with Roman)
Rickety Stitch (Rickety Stitch and the Gelatinous Goo)
Thancred Waters (Final Fantasy XIV)
Raine Whispers (The Owl House)
Éile (The Witcher: Blood Origin)
Alastair Nobledrifter (Saving Throw - DnD Podcast)
Bill & Ted (Bill & Ted)
Imp Y Celyn (Discworld)
Bard Otter (The Last Dragonlord)
Maria von Trapp (The Sound of Music)
Demyx (Kingdom Hearts)
BMO (Adventure Time)
And give a round of applause and a pat on the back to those bards who will go on to the next round!:
David Bowie (Real Life)
Thom Merrilin (Wheel of Time)
Daeron (The Silmarillion)
Finrod (The Silmarillion)
Apollo (Greek Mythology)
Chong (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
Edgin Darvis (Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves)
Dimentio (Super Paper Mario)
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem (The Muppets)
Starling Birdsong (Realm of the Elderlings)
"Weird Al” Yankovic (Real Life)
Carrie Wilson (Julie and the Phantoms)
Kvothe (The Kingkiller Chronicle)
Raz'ul, Son of Daz'ul (BomBARDed)
Binary Bard (Poptropica)
Fflewddur Fflam (The Chronicles of Prydain)
Kyoami/The Fool (Ran/King Lear)
Hannah Montana (Hannah Montana)
Leliana (Dragon Age)
Sprig Plantar (Amphibia)
Neil Banging Out the Tunes (Tumblr)
Thistle/Sissel (Delicious in Dungeon)
Loquatius Seelie (Critical Role)
Oli/TheOrionSound (Empires SMP)
Megamind (Megamind)
Mettaton (Undertale)
William Shakespeare (Real Life)
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (Classicaloid)
Marceline the Vampire Queen (Adventure Time)
Gerard Way (Real Life)
Snufkin (Moomin)
Rick Astley (Real Life)
Alan-a-Dale (Robin Hood)
Lúthien Tinúviel (The Silmarillion)
Remus Sanders (Sanders Sides)
Kass (Legend of Zelda/Breath of the Wild)
Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies)
Miss Piggy (The Muppets)
Dob the Half-Orc Bard (Oxventure)
Kaylie Shorthalt (Critical Role)
Gabrielle the Battling Bard (Xena: The Warrior Princess)
Tsukasa Tenma (Project Sekai: Colorful Stage!)
Tom Bombadil (The Lord of the Rings)
Steve McKenzie/Jester (Galavant)
Jaskier/Dandelion (The Witcher)
Rocky (Lackadaisy)
Neil Cicierega/Lemon Demon (Real Life)
Kermit the Bard (Tales of Tinkerdee)
Sir Robin's Minstrels (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
Oscar Wilde (Rusty Quill Gaming)
Puss in Boots (Shrek)
Freddie Mercury (Real Life)
The Amazing Devil (Real Life)
Klavier Gavin (Ace Attorney)
Ron Stampler (Dungeons & Daddies)
Jack Black (Real Life)
Scanlan Shorthalt (Critical Role)
Hap Gladheart (Realm of the Elderlings)
Maglor (The Silmarillion)
DJ Cadence (Club Penguin)
Yara of Nowhere, the Wandering Bard (A Practical Guide to Evil)
Dorian Storm (Critical Role)
Hisirdoux "Douxie" Casperan (Tales of Arcadia: Wizards)
Bilbo Baggins (The Hobbit)
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The Royal Wedding Fiasco
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/vt6Y3hJ
by Mistress_of_the_Fell
I never thought that there would be a story with proper chapters included in this series, but it appears that the whole royal wedding thing is going to be a rather complicated one, so it needs some more words to do it justice (ha!)
Words: 2672, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Series: Part 14 of But Now, Mahal Knows, Anything Goes
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Elrond Peredhel, Dáin Ironfoot, Glóin (Tolkien), Dáin's War Pig, Thranduil (Tolkien)
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Bard the Bowman/Thranduil
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Wedding Night, Stinky Animals, Talking Animals, Musings on Manners and Etiquette
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/vt6Y3hJ
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The Royal Wedding Fiasco
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/D64s5tb
by Mistress_of_the_Fell
I never thought that there would be a story with proper chapters included in this series, but it appears that the whole royal wedding thing is going to be a rather complicated one, so it needs some more words to do it justice (ha!)
Words: 2672, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Series: Part 14 of But Now, Mahal Knows, Anything Goes
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Elrond Peredhel, Dáin Ironfoot, Glóin (Tolkien), Dáin's War Pig, Thranduil (Tolkien)
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Bard the Bowman/Thranduil
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Wedding Night, Stinky Animals, Talking Animals, Musings on Manners and Etiquette
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/D64s5tb
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current list of muses i REALLY WANNA WRITE RIGHT NOW:
loki
betty cooper
cheryl blossom
gemma taller
jax teller
tara knowles
tig trager
jane ‘eleven’ hopper
steve harrington
april stevens
beth greene
charlotte jackson ( twd oc )
daryl dixon
lydia
merle dixon
negan
rosita espinosa
vidia
bard the bowman
balin
bilbo baggins
gimli
gollum / smeagol
legolas
radagast
tauriel
theoden
thorin oakenshield
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Please both Tag and @ Mention me in threads/posts
Mun is 31+. There may possibly be very NSFW content, and everything will be tagged.
I have no triggers.
Please Trim/Cut your threads
Very selective with OCs, gives priority to canon interactions
The Silmarillion / The Hobbit / The Lord of the Rings Muses:
Smaug (Main)
Thranduil
Bard the Bowman
Fingolfin
Elrond of Rivendell
Bilbo Baggins
Aragorn
Legolas
Ask | Rules | Verses | OPEN RP
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