#(tli)

[bittergloss]

--I only wish to be with you from dusk to dawn, watching the world's frost and snow. Just want to wander long streets and narrow alleys with you, watching the moon on the eave.--

THE LAST IMMORTAL 神隐(2023) - EP. 14 Dir. Chan Ka Lam

#the last immortal #zhao lusi #wang anyu #cdrama #mygif #cdramaedit #cdramasource #tli #im not even caught up to this point yet it just rly got me even in a clip? #i loved this scene 😔 esp. with the ost like it really captured the sweetness and innocence of young first love #like something abt young love...... its at its purest form unsullied by external forces and you only experience it in this state once #b4 growing up and getting jaded and cynical abt relationshps and the world and i feel like a world weary old person #looking at their youth and innocence like i just want it all to work out for these kids i hope their hearts don't break too much #i want this to last a little longer for them i want them to live in this bubble a little longer b4 they get bulldozed by the world #its sweet tinged with a bit of sadness she's all dressed up to marry him. gathers flowers along the way with- #excitement and expectancy. lovingly puts a flower on him to match hers with his promise of forever in mind thinking its not far while he ha #no memory of his promise or his feelings towards her #ost so good and hits a weak spot of mine- singing abt wanting to experience just the ordinary everyday things with the person you love #don't you wish that's all love could and should be?

[whiteshipnightjar]

The Lonely Island goofing on Late Night with Seth Meyers feat. a photo taken by Joanna Newsom

#andy samberg #these dudes together is a dose of serotonin #the lonely island #tli #seth meyers #lnsm #akiva schaffer #jorma taccone

[yellowjackles]

Pictures of TLI that I'm obsessed with

#the lonely island #Andy samberg #jorma taccone #akiva schaffer #b99 #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #tli #snl #saturday night live #hot rod

[rennymayflower]

Hedron and Poly :>

#pink corruption #brittcorruption #art #jsab #tpc #fanart #au #digital art #alternate universe #tli #the lycan invaders

[rillball]

something happening to me

#tli #they could have been the most awesome polycule ever.to be honest

[80smoonlight]

babe wake up, the lonely island posted selfies on their instagram story for the first time in forever

#screaming!! #i love them so much #the lonely island #andy samberg #jorma taccone #akiva schaffer #tli #op

[popularisland]

If the new Lonely Island album turns out to be their last, just know I’m going to scream for two weeks straight.

#I’m talking breaking the sound barrier screaming #the lonely island #tli #lonely island #andy samberg #akiva schaffer #jorma taccone

[the-only-failure-is-never-to-try]

Thinking about starting a The Lovecraft Investigations Incorrect Quotes series while we wait for the new season

#the lovecaft investigations #TLI #pleasant green #julian simpson #kennedy fisher #matthew heawood #parker #eleanor peck

[knucklescum]

my mother issues are so bad that i literally just cried when Mama by The Lonely Island came on shuffle.

#mommy issues #the lonely island #the lonely island are mega dilfs though so like it's fine #tli #andy samberg #jorma taccone #akiva schaffer #mum please go to therapy

[shinystarfishblaze]

Fertilizer Situation in India

Fertilizer trading is an important industry in India, as the country is one of the largest producers and consumers of fertilizers in the world. In fact, India is the third largest producer of fertilizers, after China and the United States, and the second largest consumer, after China.

The fertilizer industry in India is largely government-controlled, with the majority of production being carried out by state-owned enterprises. However, there are also a number of private companies as well, that operate in this sector. The main types of fertilizers produced in India include urea, diammonium phosphate (DAP) and complex fertilizers which are blends of different nutrients.

Fertilizer trading in India is carried out through a number of channels, including imports, exports, and domestic sales. India is a major importer of fertilizers, particularly potash, which is used to produce complex fertilizers. The country also exports a significant amount of fertilizers, which is in high demand in other countries. Traders such as TLI - TradeLink India plays a very important role in this segment.

In terms of domestic sales, the government of India plays a key role in the distribution of fertilizers to farmers. The government operates a number of programs that aim to make fertilizers more affordable and accessible to farmers, particularly those in rural areas.

One of the main challenges facing the fertilizer industry in India is the issue of low soil fertility. Many parts of the country have soil that is low in nutrients, which can make it difficult for crops to grow and thrive. To address this issue, farmers in India rely heavily on fertilizers to provide the nutrients that their crops need. However, the high cost of fertilizers can be a burden for many farmers, particularly those who are already struggling to make ends meet.

To address this challenge, the government of India has implemented a number of initiatives to make fertilizers more affordable and accessible to farmers. These include subsidies and price controls, as well as programs that aim to increase the efficiency of fertilizer use and reduce waste.

Overall, the fertilizer industry in India plays a vital role in supporting the country's agriculture sector and helping to feed its growing population. However, there are also a number of challenges and issues that need to be addressed in order to ensure that the industry is sustainable and meets the needs of farmers and consumers.

#TLI #TLI-TradeLinkIndia #Fertilizers #Agriculture #FertilizerTrading

[bittergloss]

ZHAO LU SI as A'Yin THE LAST IMMORTAL (2023) - EP. 6 Dir. Chan Ka Lam

#the last immortal #zhao lusi #cdrama #mygif #cdramasource #cdramaedit #chineseartistsinc #tli

[whiteshipnightjar]

Andy, say hi 👋

#andy samberg #so what are they recording?? #the lonely island #tli

[erose-this-name]

Every Time a Bell Rings

Cult of the Lamb Ficlet

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It had been a long night serving at the drinkhouse for the yellow-furred cat follower (of varying name). He is behind on getting everything cleaned and shut down for the day.

Then the Lamb happens to walk by, yawns, and picks up a mop. Their favorite, eldritch mop.

The yellow cat says, “Leader, it’s fine, really, I can handle this on my own.”

“And yet, you have my help.” The Lamb smiles.

If the yellow cat has learned anything about his leader, it’s that they’re not the kind to delegate. If they see something that needs doing, they just do it. No matter how dirty. This is starkly contrast to every other crown bearer he’s ever heard of.

The bell around the Lamb’s neck rings with each push of their mop.

“Leader, I hope you don’t mind my asking, but why are you always wearing that bell?” The yellow cat asks.

“Huh? Oh, I’m sorry, it’s not annoying, is it? I suppose I could change into another fleece…” Lamb says.

Yellow cat says, “No, no! Not at all. Actually, it's nice to hear you’re near, makes me feel safe. It’s just, I mean, a lot of us have been wondering why you wear it? Isn’t it annoying for you?”

“Oh, baahaahaa! Yeah, I guess it’s not a very ‘fashionable’ accessory, is it?” The Lamb laughs.

Somehow the thought people would question the bell has never crossed the sheep's mind. They goes back to mopping, their brow furrowing slightly.

“Um, so when I was very young, I used to crawl all over the place. You know how babies do that. And, my parents were afraid I’d wander too far and, uh… attract the Bishops to our hidden refuge. So they put the bell on me. So they’d always know where I was. Even when I got old enough to not need it, when I understood… it just kind of felt wrong if a bell doesn’t ring with every step, you know? I was so used to it.” They say.

The cult leader has been absentmindedly moping and mopping the same patch of floor well past the point of spotless.

The Lamb holds the base of the bell and rings it in their hand. Its tinkling sound rings clearly. “I find it calming.”

Yellow Cat sees that several other faint children’s names had been crudely engraved into the base of that old, dinged up bell, then scratched out. Each name’s marks are increasingly worn down and filled with tarnish. The last name has had every letter except L-A-M-B scratched off, in their place are marks fresh enough to still expose raw shiny brass beneath the layers of patina.

SHEPHERD RAMSES BOPEEP COSSETTE LAMBERT

The feline follower’s expression had been steadily falling through the whole story. “Oh, right. Of course… I’m sorry I asked, Leader.”

The Lamb puts on a half smile and coquettishly tilts their head to the side. “Don’t worry about it. Also, the collar keeps my head from falling off.”

"Huh?"

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One day, many days later, Leshy and that same yellow furred cat he hangs around barge into the Lamb’s office.

The yellow cat stutters, face turning more red than yellow. “Hey, Leader, so… um…”

Leshy cuts off yellow cat, “I have utilized this lowly cat’s perfect genes to mother a demigod heir to rival your tyranny, foul Lamb.”

Leshy holds up an egg. It is the cult’s first birth.

The Lamb stares, at a loss for words, “What?… an *egg*? I thought you’re both male? Didn’t you just… HOW?”

“Do not underestimate the power of my clitellum, small-minded mammal!” Says the green earthworm.

The yellow cat mumbles, traumatized, “I didn’t even realize we were having sex that way, worms are so weird…”

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The egg is about to hatch. Yellow Cat, Leshy, Lamb, Shamura, Kallamar, Narinder, and Heket have gathered around to watch.

Kallamar delivers the baby and, despite being a potent source of slime himself, he recoils at the albumin and viscera.

Yellow Cat and Lamb are the only one’s to greet the new life with smiles, everyone else grimaces at the hideous abomination of nature. Except for Leshy and Shamura, who have no idea what’s happening.

Leshy asks, “Well? Is it mighty? DOES IT HAVE MY TEETH?” 

Kallamar wrinkles his lack of a nose, “It’s… uh, I mean, I guess it is healthy, but…”

Narinder says, “It’s an ‘it’, alright. Aym and Baal were much cuter kits.”

“SACRILEGIOUS BEAST, GIVE ME THE RED CROWN, SO I MAY SEE MY CHILD THROUGH IT!” The horned worm leaps at the Lamb, trying to wrestle the Red Crown away from them.

“NEVER! IT’S MINE! MY PRECIOUS!” The woolly God of Death roars as they push the ex-god off them. Narinder rolls his eyes.

Yellow cat says, nervously, “They’re… I mean, I love them, and they’re a perfect ball of joy… but…”

“WON’T SOMEONE TELL ME HOW OUR CHILD LOOKS?!” Leshy cries.

“… ugly…” Heket croaks.

Leshy falls to his knees, “NOOOOOOO!”

Yellow cat turns to the Lamb and gently hands the baby to them.

“Leader, we talked it over, and we thought it’d be best if you name it.” Yellow cat says.

The Lamb smiles, “I’d be honored to-”

“Wait, no, what were you thinking, cat? GET AWAY FROM MY DEMIGOD, GOD-MURDERER! Shamura, you shall name it!” Leshy commands.

The ex-chaos bishop rips the infant away from the Lamb and thrusts it into Shamura’s arms, who is about as surprised as everyone else.

The concussed spider looks down at their new niece/nephew, cradling it in two of their arms while gently wrapping it in a silk swaddle with another two. Tiny malformed fingers wrap around a thin chitinous thumb.

Shamura mumbles, “Hmm… Yes. I see you, lowliest worm, just begun. Becoming our moon, yet you reached for the sun. One becomes zero becomes two. You are named ‘Metztli’, aren’t you? She has your eyes, Leshy. And my thumb.”

The yellow cat smiles, “‘Metztli’, what a beautiful name. Leshy, your eye looked like that? They’re so pretty!”

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Several days later, after returning from an impromptu crusade, Lamb knocks on Leshy and the yellow cat’s door. They are greeted by the cat.

The Lamb says, “Hello! I have a gift for Meztli… uh, Metzi? Mets-klee-”

“Metztli?” The cat corrects.

Lamb nods, “Yes, that. I can speak in tongues, how do you do that?”

The Lamb gives the yellow cat a small box. The feline follower opens it to find a single fine golden bell on a soft ribbon necklace. It is expertly engraved with the name Metztli.

Lamb says, their own bell jingling, “I’ve been worrying about her… I just wanted to keep her safe.”

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#cult of the lamb #writing #fanfic #leshycat #cotl leshy #that’s why followers born in the cult all have bell pendants. #its pronounced mets-tl-i #it’s all about the mets #(tli)

[rillball]

literally getting mad thinking about that best lonely island album poll and the popstar soundtrack won. and a bunch of comments were like 'well the other albums dont have finest girl and turn up the beef😋' WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT. IM SO SERIOUS. FINEST GIRL ISNT EVEN THE BEST SONG OFF POPSTAR

#tli

[jakeyp]

it's sad that no one's ever going to make a song better than oakland nights by the lonely island ft. sia 😞

#the video is just a masterpiece too #andrew garfield was so right when he said that tli make funny songs that you can also just enjoy cause theyre really good #the whole bash brothers experience is top tier

[tytangfei]

thinking about how yuan qi took the same steps as his father but at least, at the end, he did not die like his father who died all alone. he died in the arms of his beloved and was seen by the people who cared and loved him. and then those same people came together to try to get him back. and those same people are what help nourish him.

#something something about the contrast of shanggue kneeling alone for thousands of years vs #feng yin and the gang trying to force their way into the god realm to try to save him somehow... #whew something about that tickles my brain and makes me weep #the last immortal #the last immortal spoilers #TLI spoilers #jina watches cdramas