#...listen.

[stonerzelda]

How many BG3 player characters have you made and how many of them are Drows

☝️😧.....🫢....

#...listen. #drsaturn7kbs #real talk. i think 7. 1 was a high elf...

[tavwrote]

" i must say, we truly have to hand it to those more vertically challenged than the rest of us... they clearly can't reach it anyway. "

#( ic; dottore. ) #...listen. #i'm just giving more of an incentive to beat him up- MRKDNTN #also i can't resist the urge to shitpost so it's mostly that–

[buabloomed]

❝ This? Oh! Funny story, that. ❞ He takes a deep breath and launches into said story. ❝ I was at the bar, drinking--as one does, and this, well, gentleman would be too strong of a word, but I digress--he comes up to me while I'm chatting with a lovely lady and asks, quite rudely, why I'm even bothering since I'm clearly gay. Except, he said a different word, one I'm not going to lower myself to repeat. Which...was definitely a mood killer, and while I'm all for educating, I felt it wasn't an appropriate time or place to break out the lecture I have about pansexuals. Or the PowerPoint. I did, however, tell him that while I'm prettier than his whole family combined, I do enjoy the company of women, and if he's not careful, I will become his next stepdad...which is why I have this black eye. See? ❞

#...listen. #i love him. #((not me leaning on my own roundabout ways of telling a story for this))

[chilewithcarnage]

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

#i'll listen to an old ass song in a heartbeat #music

[batfleckgifs]

BEN AFFLECK Jan 04 2024

#ben affleck #benaffleckedit #baffleckedit #affleckgifs #dilfsource #mensource #dccastedit #listen #lmao #mine. #misc: candids. #THERE'S ONE MORE

[crabussy]

hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?

#ITS MY FAVOURITE PASTA RECIPE #tastes so so good and delicious and hearty and warm #doesn’t require many ingredients or effort and is so yummy #I have sensory issues and digestive disorders and this recipe brings me so much joy #barely anything to remember!!! rich while still easy on the stomach!!!! #listen to my gibberish boy #you can add any amount of sugar and vinegar and cheese it works regardless #I UPPED THE GARLIC BECAUSE OF FEEDBACK BTW #AND PUT THE CHEESE AT THE END TO AVOID IT STICKING TO THE POT

[animesickos]

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

#comedy #anime sickos #podcast #please listen to us or we'll die

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!! #how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

[wizard-laundry]

heeppy hoolida

#listen #likes are appreciated but here on tumblr the best way to show the creators you love that you care is by reblogging their stuff #sharing is caring #i know that i always appreciate when i see art reblogged from the people i follow that i wouldn't have come across on my own #<3<3<3 #EDIT: added alt text to the images

[bevsi]

“spotify stops tracking today so we can listen to cringe!!” free yourself from this mental prison at once

#bevfoolery #DONT CURATE UR WRAPPED… just listen to whatever u want omg…

[killingmyselfbutnotdying]

"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have

#i hate this phrase with burning passion #platonic love #platonic #platonic relationships #aromantic #aromanticism #arospec #amatonormativity my beloathed #there are multiple songs i dont listen to bc they have this phrase in it

[glitch-frog]

clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad

#hornyposting #bottomposting #edit: ive never listened to mcr which makes this really funny to me

[zomblorbs]

i wish there wasn’t such a stigmatized view on platonically loving people.

I can’t call people nicknames and pet names like hun and honey without them immediately assuming i have romantic interest in them.

i can’t tell my friends i love them without adding on “platonically” or shortening the phrase “ily” “love you” “love u”

i love a lot of people. i love my sister, i love my boyfriend, and i love my best friend. All different versions of love.

let us love people openly and honestly without it being seen as “making a move” or being romantically interested.

please please please stop assuming that love is strictly romantic, i promise you life becomes so much brighter and bigger when you stop keeping love strictly romantic.

#finn rants #platonic love #romantic love #there’s so much more than just romantic love #the greek literally had seven different words for love #LISTEN TO THEM!!!

[crimeboys]

god i love making animatics in my head i wish drawing was real

#text post #mine #listening to chapmagne by k.flay and thjnking about wuwil

[peachie-keane]

clair de lune will always go down smooth, claude really did put his whole debussy into this one

#idk if this joke has already been made #I just love listening to clair de lune okay it fucks

[oflights]

the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

#it's november obvs #december is not like this!! #today after work i shut the macbook i got into bed and i played that fruit tetris game #while listening to something called 'lofi roman empire' #for 1.5 hours #zero wrinkles in the brain after that completely smooth #and then somehow i cooked dinner