#1ddiscourseoftheday

[seasurfacefullofclouds1]

anon from earlier about larries/azoffs/antisemitism… surprised by user genuinemusic sneaking that in there, but i shouldn’t be. i was thinking of this situation on twitter, larries are a mixed bag https://twitter.com/karpouzozaxari/status/1619698248947728388

That’s interesting, especially the Larries in the QRTs. But on Tumblr, especially amongst the biggest Larries, the accusations are all directed against solo Louies, or Rads, as they say. Criticism of Harry’s team is completely off-limits.

The 1ddiscourseoftheday and Twopoppies blogs made this accusation against me in 2018, and whole Twitter accounts are dedicated to this ad hominem attack. It’s not new. It comes from Harries, which is what they are.

[1d-discourseoftheday]

Wed 6 Jan ‘21

One Direction news time, cause that's definitely the only thing of note happening in the world today!! Well TBH US police letting other white supremacists run rampant and do whatever they want is much less surprising to me than Harry actually dating a woman would be, so let's just get on with our distraction and investigate that shall we?

First up, rumors of a Zayn single and I KNOW I KNOW, but like sooner or later some of this Zayn news has to be true right?? And this one seems plenty likely so WHY NOT-- according to Power Radio UK maaaybe a Zayn single tomorrow called Vibez! That would be awesome, I hope so, and maybe the video he was filming in Dec was for that! I look forward to finding out. Liam has announced the openers for his upcoming final Veeps show; UK singer songwriter Nina Nesbitt, 16 year old Claire Rosinkranz, and Liam's very own cousin performer Ross Harris (that'll be the family member he told us would be featured).

And, yes, so many pap pics of Harry and Olivia today (and of Olivia and her husband who are getting papped almost as much as her and her new 'beau' innnnteresting)-- but they aren't new pics exactly. Today's morning batch were taken the same time as that single one of them at the house we saw back on Monday (maybe that one wasn't mean to go out the other day so we wouldn't know that, no wonder those UAs got suspended! Oopsy!), and the same day as Harry's hiking pic (released yesterday). Is the plan to take a week's worth every weekend and release them at the same press time every day or is that just this week? Well in any case, the Wednesday batch show Harry tenderly holding his hand to her back... er well, about 4 inches away that is, the two of them engaging in scandalous, uh, masked eye contact, and Olivia wearing Harry's accessories (and her enagagement ring, if we're tracking accessories- but then Harry is usually wearing his engagement rings too, it's only fair.) They are accompanied by a slew of coworkers and managers, for that extra touch of Romance.

LISTEN THOUGH. Is the reason they had to set up a whole pap extravaganza to get Holivia properly moving that we failed to react properly to the more subtle attempts? Remember when Harry was papped on set in that pastel jogger and shirt combo and we thought oh, it's to show us the vote shirt on election day? Well, I'm sure it was, but why do one thing when you can do at at least three (regular promo, get out the vote advocacy, repping Jeff's sister's clothing brand, AND setting up for a stunt)-- just a few days later Olivia posted a picture of herself in the same shirt. I guess we should have asked why she was drawing attention to a Vote shirt that way after the election, why Harry was papped with her specifically on set multiple times, why she was defending him online, etc-- but instead everyone was like hmm a friend aw how nice :). I'm FASCINATED by the possibility that the bar for the public to believe Harry is dating a woman has risen to the point where the tried and true methods aren't working and they had to be like well fuck. We're really going to have to step it up a notch huh? Anyway rememeber kids: clothes sharing means you're dating! They're all in with it now with her getting papped left and right in his accessories and car, but she's gonna have to show up in the Vogue dress next to out-do years of Harry and Louis' shared wardrobe, though I think Harry in a dress of hers would be an original twist that could be fun-- again, why get only ONE kind of headline when you can multitask?

Maybe the second set of pap pics out today (Harry, Olivia, Jeff, Glenne and Tommy Bruce frolicking in the streets of Santa Barbara and packing into Harry's convertible like the cast of a low budget teen party movie) prompting the secondary trend #harrywearamask and fandom outrage over their blithe disregard for recommended protocol wasn't the multitasking they had in mind though. Are they in fact a pod of some sort, very likely, are they the lowest possible risk group as rich young white people who can fully avoid contact with anyone at higher risk and do they stay outdoors for all of this, also yes, would it have been difficult to forsee that the optics of it would enrage people given that the situation in LA right now is about equivalent to Italy last March only without the government action that might help, I meeeean-- isn't understanding optics your JOBS you fookin losers?? Meanwhile fans hacked security camera footage to prove that Harry wears a mask in his down time and that the no mask look was... for optics?! Not sure I follow love but all right.

#harry styles #liam payne #zayn #1ddiscourseoftheday #Harry – okay you can wear the sunglasses but I'm taking them right back and hands off this $400 beanie that's for me only #I was watching To Catch A Thief last night for reasons fully of my own not even thinking about anything 1D related for ONE TIME IN MY LIFE #and whoops I forgot it's like the main aesthetic source for the Golden vid I cannot escape #there were the gloves and the car and the road #not to mention the abject failure of the male lead to present even the thinnest venner of heterosexuality #all the very same #6 jan 21

[bluewinnerangel]

Uhhuh, stupid question time, sorry. I searched and seem to be quite bad at it in this environment. Now that 1ddiscourseoftheday is out where should one go for the daily or even weekly updates for the shenanigans? (I love larrylimericks but it doesn't fit the bill.) All the other same kind of update accounts I have marked are out of business too. Do you follow or know any?

I knoooow I was also a big fan, made a larry blog rec and then POOF bye goes the fav like the next day. Loved them but sometimes life has other plans. Sooo I know @larrytimelines did a May recap and it looks like they're planning on making it a thing <3, as well as @louisshomesharry that has recaps like this although I get you're looking for something more descriptive. I'm sure it's a load of work to get not just the 2 but all of ot5 in one place daily let alone cherry pick the top moments monthly. But if anyone's up for the task please take the stage (im actually begging please it was my lil bedtime read :"( )

#1ddiscourseoftheday #larrytimelines #louisshomesharry #blog rec #larry blogs #will forever suck at tagging

[1ddiscourseoftheday]

*HOME, SOON TO RETURN!!*

Sorry for all the confusion but after being locked out of my account for a month tumblr finally did... something. I don’t know what! I hope it sticks! But I think I’m back!

I have been posting to @1d-discourseoftheday​ but I will shortly be moving all those posts to here for the complete record so apologies to people whose notifications will be effected by that. And then we can resume our regularly scheduled once daily OT5 updates at THIS blog (I will keep that one alive in case of future need but messages there will be received very late if ever, be warned, please come back to our message threads heeeere I don’t want to lose anyone). but now I am back! :)

#beautiful gif by louistomlinboo who is not associated with me in any way leave them alone #unless it's to go appreciate their fine content #will remove if wanted hope this is okay #1ddiscourseoftheday #I'm going home I'm going hoooooome #regularly scheduled updates will resume at the normal time tomorrow #you may still be seeing a lot of the intern for at least this week if not more though #as I deal with (hopefully) some non tumblr related tech issues around adaptive technology #that are currently limiting my access #I've been saving this gif and the one I used for the temp blog since like the day after I got locked out for this moment #isn't it pretty and perfect #and the other one too

[zot3-flopped]

Looks like creepy Louis butt kisser blog has shuttered? @1ddiscourseoftheday

Supposedly to "report" on the ot5 activities but lots of creepy slobbering about Louis and constant Larrie propaganda. Don't let the door hit you oh the ass on the way out, tin hat weirdo!

Yes! Excellent news. Apparently she has 'wrist injuries'? Most likely a euphemism for arthritis at her advanced age.

#1ddiscourseoftheday #1ddiscourseofthelarrie #larries leaving the fandom

[larriefails]

I’m sorry, I’m gonna lose it here, be warned

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You ABSOLUTE PIECE OF ROTTEN SHIT. The chances are high that Harry’s team purposefully asked fans (that flew from across the country to be there, because the most entitled ones weren’t locals) to wait for Harry outside the restaurant? The chances are high?? You’re not only saying there are chances of this, but they’re HIGH?

Why? What the fuck would they gain from it? Why? Why? Why? Why? What fucking indication is there? And no, your demented delusions that anyone that ever meets Harry is a stalker don’t count. When has HSHQ invited stalkers places? When have they given them gifts????? What the FUCK are you talking about, you delusional moron? The only event where sort of stalkers were able to get into were the listening sessions in New York back in 2017, and none of these fans were part of that. There hasn’t even BEEN an event or a gift that they could get their hands into since then. So what the fuck are you talking about? Why are you blaming stalking behavior on the team Harry employs instead on the people engaging in stalking behavior?

In fact, the fans from last night identified themselves as “Louies”

Once again, what would HSHQ gain from having stalkers there? The event Harry was at was covered worldwide, everything from his speech to his hair to his clothes to his shoes, to his guitar playing and voice, all of it got international coverage. And that’s a month before the event airs. He did a press room with Stevie as well where a million HQs were taken. There was a paparazzi that trailed the very moment those disgusting fans approached him. What would they gain from putting Harry in that uncomfortable position? Honest to god, make your delusional ramblings many any sort of sense

Before you accuse them of doing something so heinous, at least think for two seconds on what the possible purpose of that action could be. If there isn’t one (and there isn’t one here) then drop the theory and move on. Don’t spread it around with absolutely no basis to it

Do you not realize you’re victim blaming? Harry is in control of his management company. He owns part of it. He’s best friends with his manager. He’s considered part of his manager’s family. You’re basically saying that it’s Harry’s own fault for not being assertive with a manager that does shit he doesn’t agree with, or that he’s an idiot who doesn’t realize what they’re doing to him

With what high horse do you come for stalkers when you’re doing this bullshit yourself?

You have been disgusting so many times now. You’re the personification of all the worst traits Larries possess, one of the, if not the worst things to come from this fandom

You disgust me and you’re a piece of shit

#1ddiscourseoftheday #Larrie Fails

[lululawrence]

I would like to send some love to 1ddiscourseoftheday. Since the day the blog popped up, its posts have been a highlight of my days. I really appreciate how they always make me laugh while summarize everything concisely. They always reply to messages and are so nice. So thank you to the mystery person behind the blog!!!

omgosh they really are so hysterical, so here’s to you, myster @1ddiscourseoftheday!

#project positivity #spread love #1ddiscourseoftheday #Anonymous #asks #mine

[daysundercover]

@1ddiscourseoftheday here awww thanks to your anon! I'm pretty happy staying secret for now but thank you for the sweet words! perhaps someday I'll reveal myself, and if I do I'll put it on the blog for sure

anon here you go!

#1ddiscourseoftheday #also your blog is the bomb #Anonymous #anon

[larrylimericks]

A Year of Limericks

The poet’s been at this a year, Holds each and ev’ry follower dear; Please forgive the switch To prose for a titch, So they can make something quite clear:

I started writing these limericks on Jan. 4, 2021, after the Holivia debut at Jeff’s stunt wedding. That day was such an affront to intelligence and sanity. It was so obviously pure spectacle. I was mad, and sad, to see Harry’s image being dragged in such a foolish direction: He’s always recognized as a paragon of professionalism, yet they want me to believe he started a relationship with his director as a novice actor still trying to gain footing in a new industry? So rather than let myself be upset by the nonsense, I decided to respond with my own absurdity. Limericks are the most lowbrow of poetry; it seemed a fitting tribute. They give us bullshit. I give it back.

It turned into a daily creative challenge. And I’ve somehow managed to write a poem every day for a year (sometimes two, three or four!), even on days when not much really happened. I’ve never been that disciplined about anything in my life. (Now that I’ve reached a year, I’ll most likely ease up on my self-imposed goal of a poem a day. There were some days fuck-all happened, but I still forced myself to write. That got a bit exhausting.) And the days when an absolute shit thing happened, I’d get frustrated, but then I’d immediately start thinking of how to write about it. Limericks are traditionally humorous. And forcing myself to find the humor—the absurdity, the jape—has been cathartic. It’s a challenge to stay a fan of someone when the narrative being crafted demands you suspend your own disbelief. I believe they’re together. I believe they have been from Day One.

Anyway. I’m amazed at the following that’s accumulated in this last year. Thank you for every single like and comment and share—especially those of you who somehow found me in the early days when it felt like I was talking to myself (and even the troll who writes their own hate-limericks in response to mine—it’s an honor to inspire creativity). Your responses bring me great joy. So, massive fanks—you’re all absolute legends.

Yours sincerely, LL

#larry #jan 4 #2022 #limerick anniversary #stunts #if this reads like I’m going away it’s not meant to #just celebrating a year #and thanking you all for letting me clown with you and for you #the highs are high and the lows are low #it’s all more bearable with larrie friends #discarded rhyme: #they say misery / loves some company #and 1ddiscourseoftheday if you’re still out there peeking in i miss you dearly

[blue-eyes-tattoos]

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#not 1ddiscourseoftheday calling dortmund a ‘small’ team 😭😭😭 #personal

[seasurfacefullofclouds1]

What happened, everyone is talking about liam

Here you go, Harry Music God, Louis Talking Crap and Dodging Cops, courtesy of Liam Payne and HLD!

and that’s what you missed on gleeDee

#harry styles #liam payne #Louis Tomlinson #wait for it … wait for it… #can you hear #1ddiscourseoftheday #composing their daily psalm to HES and faint faint faint praise for Louis and smirk for Louies? #bet we can!

[1d-discourseoftheday]

ALERT!!

looks like @1ddiscourseoftheday​ is under some kind of half ban from tumblr so I’m just getting this set up in case I can’t get it sorted which, knowing tumblr, seems horribly possible :{(((( this is how you can find me if the main goes down (more than it already is- I cannot post already), and where the posts will be for at least the next few days if not longer. sighhhhh

getting this on the main now while I still have limited reblog capacity that I’m pretty sure is just cause the app is slow to understand what’s happening, bless tumblr’s complete lack of functionality :///

#discourseoftheday #1ddiscourseoftheday #1ddotd #dotd #boy I hope I don't have to start my block list over from scratch #that thing is so comprehensive at this point it should be archived as fandom history #this is not because 1DHQ don't like me it is presumably because people in this fandom don't like me #but if it cures people once and for all of the notion that we're harry or louis or niall or whoever idek than that's smth at least

[bluewinnerangel]

now that 1ddiscourseoftheday isn't posting i've been considering starting an account like that where i do a re cap of the day.. (i'm a larrie as well fjkdsl) do you think i should go for it? i have tons of free time so i know it wouldn't be a problem but idk!!!!! should i do it?

I'd love to see a new daily recap blog pop up!!!

Just make sure your mental health always comes first. That you don't put too much of your energy into having to keep up with all this, because you know it can be loads some days, or stuff will happen that will be difficult to summarize / put into words at all etc. And even besides that the idea of having to meet daily expectations / staying consistent can really weigh on certain types of people (me) so idk how resistent you are to that kinda pressure. And maybe consider doing it together with some others so not all the pressure is always just on you? A blog should be fun and you know, just a hobby, and I think doing a daily summary of something isn't for everyone, like it can even turn a passion into a chore so just... Just some things to consider. I'd say just try it and see if you like it and if it becomes too much then just dip, don't owe anyone anything, easy.

#1ddiscourseoftheday #blog stuff idk tags

[evilovesyou]

Just casually practicing calligraphy... ◟̽◞̽

#thanks to 1ddiscourseoftheday for suggesting the phrase lmao #💙💙💙 #its gothic lettering if anyone’s wondering #its not perfect by far but im practicing so 🙆🏼‍♀️ #louis #louis tomlinson #1d #art #calligraphy #drawing #rainbows #fanart #i guess #mine

[rhymeswithumbrella]

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#read the original tags on 1ddiscourseoftheday

[jlf23tumble]

Omg I totally thought you were 1ddiscourseoftheday! You two would make great friends then haha

This is exactly the kind of flattery I’m here for, lol…thank you for this huge compliment, but alas, no, I can only admire from afar! We recappers stick together!!!

#reveal yourself and be my friend @1ddiscourseoftheday