hear me out: infantilized pet play
he thinks you’re such a cute pet. it’s not that you’re too stupid to know better. no, you’re just too little, always needing help and not really understanding all the time when he tries to train you. you’re his sweet little pet that tries so hard to be good but sometimes that’s such a big task when you’re just a baby. but he loves you anyways and thinks it’s so adorable to watch you try. and gosh do you try, so he rewards you when you do well.
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i think part of the reason people are so hateful about fat people is because theyre not fat, even though they put little to no effort into their diet and daily activity levels. even if they dont live healthy lifestyles and theyre not trying to, and theyre still a "normal" weight. and because theyre ignorant and resistant to learning about how peoples bodily functions vary wildly, anyone who is fat must have brought it upon themselves by being extra lazy or extra glutinous and if they were normal they wouldnt be fat and its soooo easy to not be fat because look at them theyre not fat. which is so fucking stupid because so many people complain about how skinny people exist without "earning" how skinny they are, theyre literally just like that even if they eat tons of food because they're trying desperately not to be skinny. but the opposite cant be true for fat people apparently. fatness is always a direct consequence of abnormal habits apparently.
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pls would y’all judge me if i wrote for young coriolanus???? mans will not get out of my head and i need to get the tension out
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My uncle accusing me of having a crush on Timothee Chalamet was the worst part of my Dune 2 experience. He accused me of this immediately after I had been marveling about how gorgeous Rebecca Ferguson and Zendaya were in the film.
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Today's disabled character of the day is Hollis Forsythe from Psychonauts 2, who has chronic migraines
Requested by Anon
[Image Description: 3D model of a woman with short red hair and brown eyes. She is wearing white heels with a matching white, angular pinstripe suit.]
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I saw that ask a couple days ago and I wanted to say something but I am only saying it now: wow yeah guys god forbid I, a real person with a uterus, call a FICTIONAL CHARACTER a bitch /s, I think trying to tell admins to police banter in reblogs just shows some people can't stand the competitive side of competition like what did you expect
Ok, let’s end this once and for all. We will not block anyone that says bitch, or calls a sexyman a bitch.
Common courtesy laws apply.
-don’t be racist
-don’t misgender people (not the sexymen with the purpose of being a dick)
-if you could say it to a person in real life and not get whacked it’s fair game
-when in doubt, ask the admins (keep in mind we have a life outside of napoleonic hotties)
-If you harass real life other Tumblr users for how they vote, you will be blocked
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Byler Fic Rec Week - Day 2: Season 5 Speculation
Some wonderful wonderful fics set during Season 5! The Byler community is filled with so many talented writers!! I'm excited to see what everyone else is reccing for this day!
As these are Season 5 speculation fics (which is likely going to be very violent), beware of potential triggering subjects--some of these are rated M. So please remember to read the tags!
Is Hell Cold - by @buck-yyyy
why you are always alone - by @willow-lark
crazier together - by transmascwillbyers
can you see me? im waiting for the right time - by wayward_sherlock
Letter to Will(y) - by DarkestNight84
haven't change my perception, i haven't lost my protection - by tobtea
The Hospital, Nancy and My Mom's Cardigan: All That's Left of My Family - by lookinghotwiththosewings
and all at once (you're all I want) - by Mayverix
it's like i'm frozen but the world still turns - by toes-ier (snowglobegay)
yesterday, we were just children - by @andiwriteordie
broken hearts can always mend - by sarol3
when everything's made to be broken (i just want you to know who i am) - by @hoteadepresso
Take care of Will - by getsalami
stars by the pocketful - by thesapphicbard
no proof, not much (but you saw enough) - by drabbish
Monday - by vanderloo
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My thoughts after the fourth episode of the Artful Dodger:
1. starting with Cold Hard Bitch was a great choice, i love that song!
2. “can he do it?” “maybe.” “could you?” “…yes.” lady belle really does make her point so effectively.
3. “sorry what was the first one again?” jack is made of sass actually
4. “did you know surgeons know everything about the female body?” FANNY 🤭
5. “you wouldn’t find me so tedious then.” oh fanny!
6. god i love when my ship passes a bottle between them 😍
7. “the white ghost who’s close to the grave” i screamed 🤣
8. “if we hang then you’re gonna hang too because i’m actually quite petty that way.” lmaoooo
9. “shit him up.” idk guys, i feel like she’s being crystal fucking clear, destroy that mf!!!
10. lady belle is such a NERD i find her so delightful.
11. “i love soup.” OH FANNY
12. oh so sneed is evil evil, got it.
13. Fagin is such a drama queen lmao
14. “we would have made quite the team.” YOU STILL CAN 😭😭😭
15. Red really is That Bitch tbh
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