#3. literal time travel.

[moonshynecybin]

In a reconciliation world, what do you think it would take for Vale’s whole entire brain to jump in there?

Like you say he is repressing the fact that he’s in love with Marc. What makes him say: Ohhhhhhh that’s what that was.

THIS ONE IS HARD ummm see the thing is. they havent reconciled in the last 8 years.... and well. a large amount of history resentment and ego is preventing that from happening. which means we are left to theater of the mind to heal one of the most entrenched sports divorces EVER. one that has become a major part of their respective legacies and has been highly publicized by them both. so theyve got a lot on the line if they want to reconcile. and ive said that i DO think it should be valentino to make the first move here but um. well. i genuinely dont know how to get him to that point ! ive got amporphous ideas about a post-retirement crisis/re-evaluation (helpfully dovetails with marc having the worst time vis a vis his injury), them being in forced proximity and remembering they have insane chemistry/the same sense of humor, marc publicly looking like a slut, and many other somewhat plausible scenarios but until it happens (IT WILL. please please please youre nothing) im just throwing darts at the board.

#everytime i write fic im having soo much fun writing the angst and then i have to actually solve them and im like UH OH. #like they are NOT unsolvable it just would take a MASSIVE kick in the pants or happen so slowly and gradually #that neither would realize it was happening until they are maybe literally married. #IN FIC IVE WRITTEN: 1. marc goes FUCK IT and tells valentino he used to be in love with him (slightly OOC frankly! not my closed-off queen! #2. vale has an emotional journey off-screen that i never fully explain #3. literal time travel. #4. tumblr fic: insane horniness #motogp #callie speaks #asks #rosquez

[a2zillustration]

I pulled Gale out of camp one day just to check his approval and it turns out he thought I was the greatest person in the world so I love the implication that he had a stupid massive introvert crush on Croissant and they had no idea since he never did anything about it.

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#listen I know #I KNOW #that the joke is Gale falls in love with you ON SIGHT #but LET ME HAVE THIS AJNGKJDFLNH #his approval was literally maxed out even though I NEVER had him with the party and you know what #now he travels with me all the time so hopefully that's what he wanted #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #tav #gale #karlach #she's my bestie I love her sm #croissant adventures #gale x tav #adding this as an afterthought to draw in a crowd I think might like my comics leave me alone lol #gale dekarios #breadweave

[oifaaa]

Now that I'm a good ¾ of the way through one piece I'm gonna complain about something that's kinda been bugging me; I don't like how little time the crew has actually been together - and I'm not saying this in the they get split up each island type way I mean in more the Brook was on that ship for a week before the 2 year gap and its not like the rest of the crew is much better from what I can gather from the time Luffy first met zoro til they arrived on sabaody about 6 months had passed if we're being generous I don't know something about the fact that usopp spent more time with that bug man then his crew annoys me so much

#one piece #dont get me wrong im still enjoying the series #this is just one of those personal annoyances #i think it annoys me aswell bc it makes the one piece world somehow feel smaller in my brain #as i know it used to take ships travelling from Ireland to America 3 months #so knowing it took the staw hats around the same amount of time #to literally travel half way round their world #tiny tiny world they got their #also obviously irl theyve been travelling together for over 25 years #but in universe #im pretty sure those people on that 9 month cruise will have spent more time together by the end of their voyage #then the straw hats currently have #anyway small personal complaint

[artist-rat]

my old and new tes character Saima <3 she’s a combination of a couple of my prev. ocs!

#elder scrolls #tes #khajiit #oc: saima #i play / will be playing her in both eso and skyrim bc the 'worldstate' my sister our friend and i have... we just stopped caring lol #probably if asked to take time seriously it would/will be all happening around skyrim times but #we just have such great time running around together in eso building the stories #:') #she's from dragonstar craglorn originally #. traveled... met a pirate captain and fell in love w/ her and became a pirate as well... #is besties with a daedric cat creature literally called 'lockpick' <3 (collects mint for them) #... always keeps a diary and loves collecting books and tomes.. #once got to peek into an elder scroll (but only lost vision from one eye bc kept the other one closed <3) (shh i know it doesn't work like #that in canon but i thought it was silly and awesome for her lol) #...her birthsign is the serpent. most blessed and cursed <3 #BOW GAL! both crossbows and uh. the usual ones? #in eso her class is nightblade. i once did another version as a necromancer and it was rly cool too but decided to keep the nightblade #THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK of my gal <3 it's over now #oh. one more thing.! she/they #💗

[dykehayleywilliams]

paramourning all the round 3 eliminations. iconic in our hearts, forever and always <3

#literally don't talk to me about house of blues and hamburg......... #hayley williams #most iconic outfit of all time #round 3 #also i'm traveling this weekend so quarterfinals will probably run next week!

[moveslikekeithrichards]

its so hard to talk about how traumatic it is to watch somebody be claimed by dementia without going "well i cant complain because at least i wasnt the one losing my mind (for now)" but that shit fucks you up so much. that ghost is going to haunt me for the rest of my life and all i can do is hope it Stays a ghost

#tiddytaco #b #thinking about it rn bc today while i was driving my mom home from pt #she saw someone she knew from years ago driving & was like FOLLOW THAT CAR & we met them in a parking lot #& the conversation turned to 'hey what the hell happened to your parents' pretty quickly bc our families hadnt been in touch #& it was a long conversation in the hobby lobby parking lot #& idk if itll ever Stop being fresh in my mind but now its Extra fresh in my mind #that whole time period was just so insane & awful #bc it was like Ok we're caring for both grandparents #& then my grandpa died #& all our pets at the time were very old #& when he died it occurred to me that we could easily lose both grandparents and all 3 pets within the year #it turned out to be like a long drawn-out year & a half from the first to the last #& looking back it seems impossible that is was that short a time period bc it felt like an eternity #we got off easy with grandpa bc he died before it got too bad but with grandma it just kept getting Worse #& the climax of the caring experience was traveling to take her to my uncle bc he wanted to take his shift caring for her #& that was so . So bad. SO bad #like it literally could not have gone more smoothly and it was SO bad #just thinking about it i feel like im there again i get so stressed out

[thousand-sunnies]

every day the collection of fics i want to write grows bigger

#what do i have #ace pov of a lesson in changing the world which is basically a standard ace lives fic #time travel au but luffy is basically not a character and everyone else gets to do fun stuff #modern au where luffy makes friends with new people (law and kidd) and they’re fascinated by the 17 million connections he has #(3 princesses 2 world famous singers 2 kendo champions a model a prosthetics engineer a foremost historian the list goes on) #vampire devil fruit zosan moment (does the principle of feeding anyone who’s hungry include offering up your wrist? spoiler alert: yes) #kuina lives fic (kuina would hate sanji with a passion) #(sanji says he refuses to fight a woman and those are literally kuina’s sleeper agent activation words) #oh a sequel to benefits of drinking with strangers ofc cora meeting the strawhats and also sengoku #sanji & vivi arranged marriage (it works out exactly how you’d expect) #lawlu fae au (the fae owning me is the fae’s problem) #AND cora & ace resurrection shenanigans #goddamn and that’s off the top of my head #shit i need to sit down and write ill never get through all of this #if anyone is curious about any of these please ask meeeeeeeeee i always want to yell

[tehmiesh]

laughing at the number of games I started over the last year (in order)

ori and the blind forest

octopath traveler ii

tears of the kingdom

octopath traveler

pikmin 4

sea of stars

the last campfire

baldur's gate 3

terra nil

versus the number of games I finished

octopath traveler ii 💀

#i'm working on final chapters in ot1 so that'll be completed soonish #in totk i literally just have the final boss and i started a new save instead of going to him #in pikmin i'm in the final area and i've just got to find olimar in there somewhere #i've no idea how much i have left in sea of stars that story just keeps on going #i'd love to go back and finish both ori games but octopath has a hold on me for the time being #terra nil i don't really feel the need to finish soon it's just a casual strategy game for me to relax to #video games #octopath traveler #octopath traveler 2 #tears of the kingdom #totk #pikmin #pikmin 4 #sea of stars #ori and the blind forest #baldur's gate 3 #bg3

[michaeljoncarter]

least favorite genre of comic book post is panels of male characters from times where they were written by some INSANELY misogynistic writer where they're saying some shit like "i can never make relationships with women work because their tiny femoid brains just aren't capable of understanding someone as complex as me. they're all just so dumb and useless, y'know? i've never met one i didn't immediately want to murder. we should repeal the 19th amendment" and a caption that's completely unironically something like "omg i love this so much... queercoded king 😍"

#i know some (most) people do it as a joke #but god . god. so many not at all saying it to spite the original and just taking themselves completely seriously #this character devaluing his relationships with and trashing every female character he's ever known is incredible actually! so meaningful! #because it's being done to prop up his relationship with white twink no. 26 instead! #hell is real and it is what any literally female character in proximity to a popular m/m ship goes through lol #sorry ive just seen like. 3 of these in a row and am feeling insane. like have i time traveled back to 2012 what's happening

[adamshallperish]

i don't really think about critical role a lot anymore because idk i'm just disconnected with where they are as a Brand now vs the way they used to be but can i just say. caleb widogast is one of the most interesting things to have ever come out of that show and i will never forgive shadowgast shippers for the way y'all characterized him in fanon.

#i don't have anything against shadowgast in principle y'all are just very annoying <3 #literally it was like 'here's this character who has to deal with the outcomes of abuse and personal responsibility in instigating evil' #and every week people were like ONLY ESSEK CAN FIX HIM HOT BOI WAR CRIMINAL HUSBANDSSS #and because it's a live dnd show and people can't be normal everyone was getting mad at liam for trying to complete a character arc #anyway caleb i love you forever and ever and ever thank you for the dark times we traveled through together #cr #caleb widogast #mine

[lameow-l]

so wait… furina is the name of the archon role that “furina” had to play

wouldn’t make more sense narrative wise to give her a name of her own?? like scara gets his own epic chapter about him ridding himself of his past and adopting a new name then proceed to ignore said name in favor of “hat guy” but the actress playing “furina” doesn’t get to be known for her own name?

like people of fontain (partly maybe) know the truth so why not let her free? let her enjoy the simple human life she so so longed for? even the other furina wouldn’t want this

#i think her story is a better use of the (give character name) mechanic that wasn’t really needed in scara’s arc imo #like yeah it’s cool and all but we literally saw him throw the actual physical manifestation of his past into the fucking void!!! #i personally think it was kind of wasted on him on top of me thinking that idea was entirely stupid to begin with and hyv keeps proving tha #no one actually refers to him as wanderer or by the name they choose online.. its just scara #thats both bad marketing and confusing burying the character away from new players #and like the amount of shit u have to go through as a new player just to name ur weird huge hat angry little dude is just.. #but imagine how impactful such a mechanic would be for ‘furina’ who spent all her live acting a role she wasn’t #at the end of all that agony do u think she could endure hearing people call her by that name?? #unlike scara she did that for the people every moment of those 500 years knowing that the fate of every person is mere a breakdown away #there was nothing in that for her or for a reward she thought deserved.. just suffering on her own #it just makes more sense for her to want a different name a different identity that has nothing to do with that role #and again i think that mechanic is stupid anyway but if it had to happen i’d loved it more with ‘furina’ #or idk give her like a clueless friend she gets to meet that keeps calling her a different name for reasons and her liking the name or smth #maybe give her a different role she gets to play.. or have neuvillette give her a name #same with scara i think it would have been a lot better if he went by a name he choose when all his previous names were chosen for him #i dont see how the entirety of genshin writers and devs agreed to this mechanic being implemented honestly #like traveler is literally there waiting for a single soul to address them by their actual name (the one we choose) but every time it’s jus #traveler traveler.. even their most beloved companion calls them traveler #like that alone should've changed the writers minds bc such a name would 1. either not ever be used or replaced by a nickname #2. the hell devs had to go through to not allow certain phrases and names and 3. the hell both teams will suffer should they add a new char #tl;dr stupid dumb mechanic but they should still give furina a new name #genshin impact #furina #fontaine archon quest #scaramouche

[aq2003]

series 3 is so frustrating because there is like a shining core of pure diamond underneath the problems . like conceptually it rocks so incredibly hard. but the problems

#dr who #i am being so honest when i say ten should have gotten on his knees and begged for simm!master's life #they should have framed the bit between him and martha's mom so different #like yes it is 10000% in character that the doctor with his bleeding heart and loneliness wouldn't want to kill him #even after everything that happened. because he's the only person he has left. 'i forgive you' was PERFECT. #but literally anyone else that suffered from what the master did. Deserves to rip him to shreds. so very obviously #and like i know.i KNOW that i am watching the 'funny immortal alien saves people through time and space' show #but i actually despise the doctor being framed as like an all powerful savior. or treated like one. even for a little bit. is Annoying #the first part of the series 3 finale having martha be humanity's last hope was SO GOOD bc it like kind of set her up as like #having to grapple with all that responsibility and attention like the doctor does. everyone's lives are in her hands. so crunchy #but when it like slides into 'everyone pls believe in our specialest boy in the world The Doctor <3' it just. falls flat #i feel like with a couple tweaks here and there in the execution and like actual fuckinnn people of color in the writer's room #series 3 would be PEAK media. but as it is it's just. falling short. #i do really appreciate martha deciding to leave ten on her own though. first of all. qpp down. second of all #she's realized that she can't keep traveling with him. bc (as i mentioned) hes someone who simultaneously needs saving #and refuses to be saved in the ways that matter. Yes im fucking ignoring the unrequited romance angle i think #it does a gigantic disservice to martha's character if u boil her down to that. fight me i dont care if that was the authorial intent #martha in the end is too kind to ten and ten keeps making her watch his meandering path of self destruction. toxic doomed qprism to ME. #anyway fuck. idk man series 2 consensus was that im dead inside and series 3 consensus is that the version i have of it in my head is peak #series 2 is better but i think because of my ten martha insanity i actually enjoyed watching series 3 more than series 2. #even if i got mad at it more than any other season. i think something is wrong with me. um. lmao #ten and martha #10 era

[ezraphobicsoup]

sometimes i am just filled with so much love for people and the world around me and everything and it is inexpressible

#we’re all going to be ok #ive been on the phone for 1 hour 20 minutes and everything is going to be ok #ezra’s real life rambles #and just to slightly derail when i say i love everything this includes myself which makes me very happy #can’t think of the good words but like i’m literally makoto nijima persona 5 royal when she goes something along the lines of #i want to be able to look at the most horrible parts of myself and still be able to say so what #hhbhhhhhbbhhhhhh #i need there to be time travel and give myself like two years ago a hug. it’s all going to be ok look at me now. bad things happen #but it isn’t the end and everything keeps going and there are more good days than there are bad days and the bad days are manageable #i dunno i think i’m also just sentimental cause i get like this at this time of year #anyway yeah all of the peace and love on planet earth #<3 #(this is sorta mainly directed at you (unless the person reading this isn’t my girlfriend) but also at everyone and myself

[084392]

yknow i always see stuff about how hectic and stuff it would be for dusknoir to revisit the past which is. understandable. Like. I get it. But....no one talks about how maybe...grovyle was keeping himself from going back too...

grovyle thinking heros so much happier without him. and that they don't need him anymore. That they deserve better. That theyve found better! Making different friends in the past. Being on a successful exploration team...that he doesn't need to be there for them anymore. And that they shouldn't have to worry about him either...

But...they do.

and no matter how much he pushes these feelings of regret down. that no matter how much he tells himself that "friends drift apart all the time. its natural." no matter how much he tries to keep himself out of hero's life now......he still misses them.

#pmd tag #if this is ooc idc im literally projecting</3 #i mean. what no??? who said that omg. i toooootally dont relate to the time traveling lizard guy in this regard.....not at all..... :x #pmd

[garlic-sauc3]

Reasons To Read Booster Gold (1986)

1. Trixie Collins

#i could make an actual post on why it should be read but. trixie #like i love the way bg96 handles booster gold and time travel and tehre are so many fun things in the comic #but literally trixie collins <3 #she should be your number one reason for reading <333

[moregraceful]

put 712 of the worst words ever put in a google doc tonight BUT! it is 712 more words in the google doc than i had yesterday. this fic will be more than 2k, so help me god

#the past six months have been so weird after posting over 200k last year (including the longest fic i've written since bandom) #i think i would have been fine continuing to post 1-3k one shots all year if i had not just had to request extended time off of school #but between that + having no idea if i have a regular schedule at the library + my nonprofit boss sending a harrowing welcome back #i'm like by god jason robertson we are going to take a couple of leisurely 7-10k+ strolls to get you a boyfriend or two this summer #well all that + being horrendously writers blocked on the other two longer projects lmfao oh my god #10k deep in one and every time i open the google doc a portal to hell opens up in my living room #0k into the other bc every time i open my outline another different portal to hell opens up in my shower #i get no rest. i get no peace. every morning i wake up and 5 more demons are- oh my god #bro my fucken train of thought just got completely derailed by spotify. i know i'm the last person in the world to know this but #3oh!3 and big freedia remixed rebecca black's friday?? and it's completely unlistenable?? girls what did you do #3oh!3 kill me bc no time traveler ever took their faces in hand and kissed them gently on the forehead and looked into their eyes #said ''please focus on coloradosunrise it will literally course-correct the trajectory of your career from frat house gimmick to #rowdy but respectable indie edm artists. you can remain true to your warped tour dirtbag origins but you HAVE to develop THAT sound'' #like the chainsmokers are a joke but i feel like THAT + ANGRY EMO GIRLS + THEIR TOTAL DISREGARD FOR MARKETABILITY... could have been THEM #when the piano drops?? hello?? i had so many mental breakdowns in college listening to that song they could have defined a generation #like who else is gonna get noah cyrus and ashe and gayle and olivia rodrigo's vision. only warped tour dirtbags. #me @ myself [so lovingly]: what are you talking about. how old are you #me @ myself: talk to me abt earth 2 in which 3oh!3 remixed i got so high that i saw jesus....and it whipped ass #also. i had to google how old i was. THREE TIMES last week. #the minute i turned 32 apparently i was like i'm in my mid-30s now the rest of this decade is NOT my business until i turn 38 #this post was supposed to be an uplifting reminder to myself to keep pushing forward and trying hard and to not let the rot consume me #but i think i just drove off a cliff like fully my god #i need listen to big freedia more she rules #fresno oilers.txt #another banner day in the tags with kasper moregraceful