#A++ paws indeed

[canisalbus]

The little Courage the cowardly dog-esque paws on this drawing just sent me for some reason I'm so sorry I just had to quickly doodle a little Machete the cowardly dog XD

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#♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ #a l a r m e d #Machete the cowardly dog #that's just normal Machete #standard state of mind #he needs to be spritzed with one of those calming pet sprays #A++ paws indeed #approving the extra intense eyebags on this one #also lovely linework #very lively and expressive #gift art #lepusrufus #answered #own characters #Machete #Courage the cowardly dog is one of those shows I've never watched and only know through social media osmosis #I don't think it was ever imported here and if it was it was probably on one of the cable channels that we never had when I was young #apparently it's considered something of a cult classic or at least above average #traumatized a lot of folks I've heard

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Oh! Oh! Does fantasy Barnaby bark. Does he use his big boofs to deter creatures around camp? Guard dog instinct???

nah, that's not his job <3

#eddie's the guard dog here smh #barnaby i feel has Lap Dog instinct #its simply none of his business! he has an accordion to tune #...can you tune accordions.... #hold on i gotta look somethn up- #ok yes you Do tune accordions. good to know! #wh fantasy au #i imagine that he very very very Very rarely barks #like it takes a lot to push him to that point #< i say after writing something last night where he does indeed bark. tbf he Is pushed pretty far... #anyway!!!! #but yeah usually they have eddie on guard duty #& they also have some wards to cast that Deter unwanted guests! #so theyre set <3 #barnaby spectates actual battles you think he'd lift a paw if something is nearby camp??? pshhhhh

[meownotgood]

re masochistic aki :3c i hc that he likes to spar with you solely because it gives him an excuse to get your hands on him, to pin him down. he feels soooooo guilty about it but he can’t stop- he’s not letting you *win* but he’s certainly not giving it his all. it wouldn’t be as good if you both weren’t sweaty on the mat, your grin bright from winning, his hands over his head as your knee presses into his stomach. and afterwards when you’re so gentle to him, asking if you hit him too hard and he *insists* he’s taking harder but the second he’s back in the privacy of his own apartment he’s groaning and pressing on those fingertip-shaped bruises, grabbing his dick through his sweatpants and trying to keep from panting.., - 🍊

haven't been able to focus at work today because I can't stop thinking about this ask I want you to know that.

there's just something about sparring with aki, something about him offering to show you martial arts or teach you boxing. he'll always wear a tank top that shows off his scarred arms and his strong shoulders and a bit of his stomach when he stretches his arms upward, beads of sweat will cling to the back of his neck and his face after a while.

you can't shake the feeling he's going easy on you, or he at least doesn't want to hurt you. yet still, no matter how many times you do a move successfully, no matter how much you push him down or pin him to the ground he doesn't give up, nor does he try any harder — he just catches his breath, gives you a nod, and says, that was great. alright, let's go again.

it's because there's something about sparring with you that aki can't get enough of. it was innocent at first, he swears. he only wanted to teach you how to fight better, so you can defend yourself if something were to happen and he wasn't there. but he's far past the point of playing the innocent card anymore. he's so ridiculous, he'd die of embarrassment if you ever found out the true way he feels.

you can never know how much he likes it when you pin him down, your palm pressing his face into the floor. he'll blame how much he's sweating on the workout, he's breathing hard and his face is bright red because of how hot he is, that's all. and when he calls off your training session early, he says he's tired, claims he needs to rest, and that's true, but what he doesn't tell you is his head is spinning, he can't think about anything else but you, his whole body is tingling from something other than pain.

later, when he can't sleep, he recounts in his memory how you pinned him down, with your foot on his head and your hands roughly tugging his arms up. it hurt, but that's the whole point. that's the best part. aki breathes out a long sigh, swears to himself because he's already hard, he pushes his hair from his face with one hand and hesitantly slips the other down his pants, saying a silent prayer that you'll show up to train with him again tomorrow.

#:3c INDEED #mischievously presses a paw to my face #he's so touch starved he loves it when you're rough with him because at least then your hands are on him #ohhhhh he's so cutie I wanna beat him up........ #ask mags #aki <3

[self-indulgent-paw-patrol]

Sad and Disappointing information for Zuma Fans.

The reason why he's been left out in both the show and merch is because his toys aren't selling well and they just think that Zuma isn't marketable because he's just a plain brown dog.

Not selling well? They are LITERALLY SOLD OUT IN MY COUNTRY. The few Zuma toys I found are some of the movie ones and the small plush version (in bad shape btw, his face is washing out in every single one of them lol).

These pics are from when I was at one of the biggest malls in my city a couple weekends ago. There was also only ONE of his big truck pups toys. I still need to go look in the other big mall and hope they'll have something else, I'm planning to go there this Friday when I don't have any classes to teach, but I gave up finding Zuma, I'll probably MAYBE find Marshall- WHO'S ALSO NEARLY SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE.

I swear if Zuma wasn't selling well around here, I WOULD'VE FOUND HIS LEFTOVER TOYS to buy by now. I can't find them in stores here, neither in our online shopping websites, the ones I find are the movie ones or "to import" options. Everything else IS COMPLETELY SOLD OUT!!! THEY SOLD EVERYTHING HERE!!!! THERE'S NOT A SINGLE TOY LEFT!!! They're just NOT RE-STOCKING.

Wanna know who's NOT selling well here? Rex. Poor guy has SO MANY of his vehicle toys just sitting there waiting for people to take pity on him and buy. I don't blame. He's looking ugly. I love him and I don't think I'll spend 130 on his vehicle toy. They didn't add not even stickers to it like the others and his face looks like he saw things that can't be unseen.

Meanwhile, Zuma's toys are the hardest to find because they sold out and whatever else I'm able to find are EXPENSIVE AS HELL. I'm sorry, I love Zuma with all my heart and soul, but I'm not gonna sell my kidney to be able to afford his movie hovercraft. AS MUCH AS I'D LOVE TO, anyway.

#THIS IS SAD INDEED and maybe it's the truth in other countries #But the lack of toys here literally means they SOLD OUT and aren't putting more on the shelves #I can find his toys to buy online on INTERNATIONAL shopping websites alright #Just NONE HERE where I'd avoid paying even more taxes for import and shipping #I just will have to import him and PROBABLY pay a little more #I found one to import at an affordable price now I'm waiting for payday and hope he'll still be there #Paw Patrol #Zuma #Paw Patrol Zuma #Paw Patrol Toys

[fairytalefabel]

Sleepy Julie doodle

#welcome home #she has paws!? #and hearts under her feet too.. #so far we have seen that Barnaby Wally Home and Julie has hearts under their feet #it could mean that they are connected to home? #really showed this update that Julie is indeed a rainbow monster #welcome home Julie #welcome home fanart #welcome home spoilers #my art #my welcome home art

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

'snow angel'

i will soundtrack your body through the snow,

leave behind a happy trail of your light,

red and you on white -

g-d, i've never seen a more beautiful

juxtaposition since stark black and blue,

soaked in mercy's hues.

-

i miss illinois winters and your voice,

the only things colder than self censors:

prick-ling wood splinters.

-

you don't need to try to make snow angels

because i sing the body electric

the same way a fork does to a socket.

ice skate with me like those we used to know.

i'll freeze you solid.

- ellie revenge

#myevilposts #poetry #count on the paw prince in the snow. #a favorite of mine. #been holding onto this one for months as i often do with my poems. something about self censors indeed.

[shiawasekai]

Opening my Baroness WIP after days not touching it, I discovered I don't hate how it's looking nearly as much as I thought I would. It looks decent even.

#a shadow's rambles #that wolf isn't going to win me any awards but it looks like a wolf indeed #I forgot to get references for the paws tho... #pain....

[existential-dread-in-the-am]

Your paw is white 🙏

Wait...my paw and my icon match 👀

#the paw is indeed white

[hauntingblue]

NAMI NEEDS TO GO UP THERE AND FIGHT BIG MOM I AM SO SERIOUS!!! THIS IS A BATTLE FOR THE ROMANCE DOWN TRIO!! SANJI DO NOT DARE TAKE HER SPOT!!!

#big mom just giving birth here on the battlefield..... #do i comment on the incestuous relationship between clouds made of the same soul??? no?? okay... #oh jesus.... goodbye kid and killer.... nami needs to get up there and take control of zeus and i am so serious #HER SKILL IS SO POWERFUL AND SO PERFECT FOR THIS FIGHT AGAINST BIG MOM BUT BECAUSE SHE IS NOT PART OF THE STRONG TRIO SHE GETS STUCK WITH #THE B LIST VILLAINS!!!! LKKE WHY DOES SHE NEED TO FIGHT ULTI?? OKAY THAT WAS MEANINGFUL BUT THAT COULD END THERE!!!! #SANJI GO FIGHT PAGE ONE!!! SOMEONE TAKE CARE OF ULTI AND LET LUFFY ZORO AND NAMI TAKE CARE OF KAIDO AND BIG MOM!!! I AM SERIOUS!!! #big mom is inside the castle.... maybe i will get my wish granted (kinda...) #kid and nami against big mom.... maybe sanji can join... i can see it so clearly.... come on now..... #if namo knew armor haki she would have gone up there and taken zeus and dealt with prometheus and his sister wife. let the others w/ big mom #fucking hawkins... end him killer.... calling him domesticated lmao... end his pathetic ass #using conqueror's haki on the weapons..... also zoro having it too.... the flower petals symbolism..... OHHHHHHHHH #nani indeed...... BREAK THAT MACE!!!! YEAAHHH!!!! law is completely baffled #KAIDO GOT SENT BACK!!!! LETSGOOOOO AND THE OG INTRO MUSIC QUICKS IN!!!! law just saw god again.... #he said fuck off i got this.... omg.... he is either gonna nearly die and doesn't want them to follow or doesn't want to worry about them #while he fights and they try to defend him.... no other explaination (apart for 4 the plot reasons) #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1028 #luffy king of everything that was such a slay #they changed luffy chiquito's design.... #i was gonna say luffy swimming...... but he can't yet akdhajsj #yasopp taking care of everyones children but his own...... i see how it is.... #WHY WOULD SHANKS STAY IN GOA IF NOT TO TALK WITH GARP WHO LIVES THERE!!! I AM TELLING YOU SHANKS IS IN KAHOOTS WITH THE MARINES!!!! #i was thinking about shanks scar... and thought it might be from buggy with his three knives in between his fingers you know #but it is too small... like the knives would take more space.... but maybei might be reaching and it is from buggy and not like a little paw #or little hand.... however much distrubing you want to paint it.... #shanks is testing little luffy's intelligence... he knows his weak spot already akdhjasj #uta calling herself a diva.... ajshaksn might this be the reason luffy was so inclined to having a musician since the start??? #episode 1029 #that was like a perfectly realistic relationship between an older smartass girl and a younger boy lmao it was spot on

[pokimoko]

(quietly, but with feeling) ✨paws ✨

#I LOVE IT!!! #I AM NOT IMMUNE TO CUTE MOTHMAN #ESPECIALLY NOT CUTE MOTHMAN WITH PAWS!!!! LITTLE BEANS!!! #i am adopting this little guy as my pet they are mine now #thank you for sending this to me usaigi #mothman #mothmates #valentine's day #valentine #mothkitty: feral lil' beastie that lights fires to show love #me: they are friend-shaped and i am in love #lizzy you have indeed lit up *my* life with this lil' buddy and your message #happy valentine's day #=(^w^)= <3 <3 <3 #ask

[wereh0gz]

I redrew my favorite sprite from the game but he's werehog now

#wip #probably gonna line and color tomorrow #i tried to stick pretty close to the game's art style so no extra eyelashes or paw beans unfortunately #he tried to take the shirt and coat off before transforming so he wouldn't mess it up but he wasn't fast enough #so now it's all torn up #oops #also. yes i did indeed redraw the family guy death pose scene with him as a werehog too #y'all just aren't ready to witness it in all its glory yet

[zoophagist]

ooc;; apparently it's dracfield week (a thing i didn't know exists) and i follow the renfield tag so my dash is just spiced up every so often with dracfield horny and man let me tell u pre-renfield 2023 me would never have believed i'd live to see this day... now that i'm here i'm mostly just bewildered

#another finger curls on the monkey's paw.... #i'm just goofin' though. that's awesome for these folks that they're having fun and any renfield content is a net gain #but i AM like.... where's my novel canon horny? 🥺 #really it is INCREDIBLE to me that the renfield movie did indeed attract a following. like i was prime demographic and i found it mid #so to see all these people making wet cat nick hoult renfield their blorbo is fascinating to me #keeping the tag posts on my dash is the tumblr equivalent of me gathering them in a jar and observing them through the glass #this ecosystem feels so foreign to me the behavior is so unlike my own renfield fan-isms #i'm even a dracfield shipper! but i look at the fanons and conventions they're establishing amongst themselves for these portrayals #and i am a stranger in a strange land #anyway have so much fun drawing that twink getting obliterated by that old man. we are not the same but i support u from a distance comrade #||x long and afar off [ ooc ]

[madelineserenity]

Reaper Nurse Christmas Prompt Countdown | Day 4: Movies

This one is unclear on the reader's relationship to the nurses and can be interpreted however you'd like. As Christmas is a time for family, I'll be writing some with a child, girlfriend/wife/fiancée, etc. reader. It's also in dot points because this one is headcanons, not an entire fic. Also because this is a headcanon one, it's exempt from having to use periods at the ends of the headcanons because fuck social and fanfic norms

• home alone home alone home alone home alone home alone home alone home alone home alone home alone home alone home alone home alone home alone home alone home alone home alone home-

• It's just a tradition at this point

• You always cover your eyes and ask one of the nurses to cover your ears when Marv steps on the nail

• There is no Christmas at the hospital without Home Alone

• The second one is optional but recommended, the first one is a necessity

• You watch them in the Therapy Centre, projecting it on one of the walls and using speakers so Matron can watch too

• The nurses always bring 4 or 5 different flavours of popcorn (this year, plain salted, sweet and salty, buttery, caramel and cheddar)

• They just can't keep up with which flavour is your favourite

• They always have a mix of plain salted and caramel popcorn in the red-striped cardboard containers, every now and then you'll find a wrapped hard butterscotch candy in there, and there's always a candy cane at the top

• Hot chocolate hot chocolate hot chocolate-

• Caroline has 100% tried to snort the hot chocolate powder in the past to be funny, and had to leave, coughing, sputtering, and with her bleeding nose staining her bag

• It dampened your mood for a little while, but the Matron and the remaining nurses were able to cheer you up

• You'd forgotten about it the second they unpaused the movie

• It's a funny story now and sometimes you tell it to the guests (who think it's hilarious) if Caroline pranks you or if you're just feeling like being an asshole

• Warm fuzzy blankets. They smell fresh and clean, slightly floral, even, as if just out of the wash. It's a very comforting smell. They also feel like they've just been taken out of the dryer, warm and fuzzy as a Pomeranian and as soft as butterfly silk

• The whole place smells like salted butter and hot chocolate

• Matron has a bowl on her desk, every now and then you stand up, pick things from the designated "snack table", gesture for her to hold the bowl down to your level and put them in the bowl. You have to make 2-3 more trips back and forth from the table to give her a decent amount of snacks because of the size difference

• She got the bowl because you kept doing this every time you guys watched movies. She used to have her own bag of snacks but you kept forgetting about it, also you wanted to involve her in the food and fun bc she loves you too, not just the nurses

• Want to make her really happy? Bring her chocolate-covered pretzels

• If you do she'll pick you up (carefully) and hug you to her chest for a few moments, before popping you back down so you can go back to your bean bag

• I didn't already mention the bean bags? Fuck you yes I di-

• Some of you sit on bean bags. Yours is white faux fur and very cosy. It's also very big so you can have a proper nap in it, not just sit on it

• Caroline (excepting the time of The Hot Chocolate Incident™️, in which she just wasn't present) sits on a rocking stool because she's too hyper to sit still.

• Most of the nurses sit on two couches, however. One is a navy-but-not-too-navy blue that's starting to fade after all the years of the Home Alone tradition. The other is a college plastic beer pong cup red.

Imagine it like this:

stfu drawing on microsoft word with a trackpad is hard

• You'll watch movies from 7pm until 5am, when everyone is too tired to get up to change the disc or pick up the remote

• The only non-Christmas Matron will allow on Christmas Movie Night are the Austin Powers movies. They're too funny to not watch

• You and Caroline quote them all the time, even in front of Malak

• i can see this going two ways:

1, Malak doesn't understand them and just ignores the references, or gets pissed off that you're interrupting him if you're in a meeting.

2, Someone's showed it to him

and it can only be you, Caroline, Lucky or Mama Bear (everyone else is too pussy) (also Mama Bear definitely watches Austin Powers after her babies go to sleep)

in which, he'll either finish the quote, chuckle at it, or get pissed off, if you're in a meeting or if Agatha is nearby. (Obviously, if the quote is inappropriate regardless of whether or not you get it, he'll get angry if you say it near Agatha, but if it's not, he'll just brush it off as a reference he doesn't get)

• Everyone sleeps in the next day

• It fucks up your sleep schedule so badly it's only back to normal by the next movie night.

#dont do what caroline did folks #it increases your chances for lung cancer by like #a lot #dark deception #reaper nurses #reaper nurse #torment therapy #headcanon #x reader #christmas #xmas #daily prompt #i have pomeranians and they really do feel like fuzzy blankets #they certainly dont smell clean though #their paws smell like popcorn sometimes though #which is ok #its a normal smell because of normal bacteria in their feet #just kissed her #she does indeed smell like popcorn right now #reading over this im dumb #should've included another warning #obviously snorting powder can cause choking and suffocation #not just lung cancer #dont do it

[ronanception]

Well, you have a fic where Robin is Russian. I'd like a variation on the interrogation scene, where Robin betrays them, is about to be executed, only for Nancy to make the save with her shotgun.

#monkeys paw indeed

[monstersqueen]

All I want for Christmas is to not have to want against the far right in four years (at the second turn of the next presidential election)

And by that I mean that I don't want any far right party to reach the second turn

#since if it's far right vs far right I indeed don't need to vote against far right #But that's not what I mean you monkey paw

[berryicet]

I love the dog's paw moth so much

Look at it!!

#that is a dog paw indeed #it's so cute #moth