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I've been playing s.aints r.ow (2022) so much as of late!
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(n.eenah looks so cool...)
CHECK OUT THE GANG ‼️‼️‼️ THEY'RE ALL MY BESTIES‼️‼️I wanna make an s/i just so she can be stupid with them!
This is my player character!
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Her looks are obviously inspired by mine, with the skin color and the red glasses (wouldn't be me without my red glasses haha!), but we have some different features. There's also a red jacket because I wear my favorite red jacket a lot and that's the signature color of many of my s/is!
My player character is so fun and cool and I love her so much!
The friends are so goofy and funny!
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supernaturalsuperhero · 6 months
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Ok literally how did anyone ever think House and Wilson were straight? Just... L👀K
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semiconducting · 5 months
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ik its not most ppl but there are ppl in the td fandom who are SO nasty about rajbow like idc if you dont like them specifically but being all "ugh the stereotypical uwu boring gays, why did they do that they should have done literally anything else" is uh, yk. homophobic
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pansyfemme · 8 months
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no we never talk of love
'cause we're much too cool for that now
and you fuck me on the floor
cuz there's no room for a bed
and you only give me flowers
when we’re standing in a closet
and we eat lunch with your parents
while you're wishing i was dead
no we never sing of peace
cuz hope is just for children
and i never hear the choirs
cuz the music hurts my head
and we cloak the illusions
in our pretty conversations
and i just can't seem to find why
my toothbrush smells like dread
standing in the rain
everything's the same
wish i could make tomorrow go away
no we never cry for mercy
cuz we know there are no angels
but you only talk in whispers
cuz there's things you could've said
we refuse to do the laundry
that is breeding in the hallway
and the cards are laid for solitaire
house of black and red
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imaginarianisms · 17 hours
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the valyrians in the days of old valyria were canonically just as accepting as the rhoynar were with queerness. btw
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ratgingi · 10 months
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thinking abt jackson and junipers relationship so hard
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ceasarslegion · 2 months
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This weekend is gonna be spent making a linkedin profile and really buckling down on going for my degree job im so fucking done. Im so done. I need to get out while i still can
They promised me full time so i quit my other job when i was hired and then it turned into "mmm well :// actually you only get 24 hours a week"
They promised me regular raises and all of it went to increased union dues for a union full of useless reps who cant even fight the most basic fucking shit
They promised me good benefits but if you ever take more than one sick day produce a doctors note and if they dont think its good enough theyll just deny you any payout and then discipline you about it. They couldnt even get my birthday right on my card so nobody will take it
They promised a good work environment and gave me one so toxic that the culture of senior superiority is so fucking infuriating that these assholes act like theyre better than everybody just because they havent been able to leave the exact same security job for 30 years
Treat everything with the most serious nature but dont ever raise your voice at the passengers. Act with authority oh but if they abuse you on the job well now youre under investigation to see if you snapping back at them and standing up for yourself was provoking them. We're an equal-opportunity workplace oh but if you arent in the select group of managements favourite little officers then take all the abuse hurled at you by them. Its different guys they arent playing favourites based on race or gender they just play favourites about people the feel like it about.
Diversity win! The openly gay supervisor is a shithead too!
Fuck off. This isnt security its a glorified real housewives mansion. The drama and inner politics of this place could be a TLC show and im done with this place
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petz5 · 5 months
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2 for ryoga and akane
2. Favorite canon thing about this character?
Ryoga: he never clears this up with akane (or ranma) 💀 akane probably thinks theyre mlm wlw solidarity while ryoga has baby names for them picked out in his head. either that or “i’ll just be akane’s pet pig forever and babysit their kids” like bestie PLEASE youre so pathetic
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Akane: SO MUCH… can i just talk abt her bisexuality? I’m gonna talk abt her bisexuality.
Its so obvious when kasumi was telling her “i feel like i have a little brother, you need to stop acting like that or dr tofu won’t like you anymore” the underlying message was “people are going to think you’re gay if you continue to act like a tomboy past puberty” and thats clearly what she internalized bc its brought up when nabiki tries to talk to her abt ranma’s curse in the first volume and calls it cool and akane responds “its NOT cool, what if people think I’M a pervert too?!”
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ITS SO OBVIOUS THERE WERE SPARKS BETWEEN THEM WHEN THEY MET… TO THE POINT RANMA DIDNT EVEN WANT TO REVEAL HIS CURSE BC HE DIDN’T WANT AKANE TO STOP LIKING HIM
Akane fights so hard for so long against being seen as gay even though its very obvious to everyone (how many times has nabiki pointed out that akane doesn’t mind the curse at all)
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Her growth over the series and eventual acceptance that she isn’t as straight as she thought is so important to understanding the series as a whole 😭 i think people who hate the ending because ranma didn’t get cured don’t even realize…. it’d be a BAD ending if ranma didn’t come to terms w his curse and akane didn’t love ranma regardless. The reason ranma and akane work as a couple is bc they KNOW neither of them fit the Perfect Cishet Form they’ve been pressured to conform to their entire lives and they very openly love each other not in spite of but BECAUSE of that
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Why Isn't Oliver A Girl? A Saltburn Analysis
shoutout to @aquickstart for this brilliant question that led to me writing this in my notes app at 7 in the morning and simply does not deserve to be relegated to DMs. hope you all enjoy our brainrot!
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i think it depends on this. which aspect of olivers desire for felix is most offensive to modern normie sensibilities? the homosexual one, or the selfcestuous one? i...say its the former. i think its seen as normal to want, if not allowed to actually achieve, (particularly given british bloodline classism), for a white man to want to be a different, more powerful white man. to want to ascend his social position for power.
but if oliver was a woman, it would be the inverse. her romantic desire would be seen as normal, (if still unsettling, because of its sexually predatory nature. because people are not used to thinking of women as interested in or capable of sexual violence, much less seeing it onscreen.) but her desire to BE him would be the uncomfortable part, bc women are not supoosed to want power in a man way, theyre supposed to want it in a woman way. theyre supposed to work within the system as a damsel to white men. white women, particularly those who are not opporessed in any other way, are the First Lady to white supremacy. they are not supposed to want to fully replace men at the top of the food chain, they are supposed to utilize their position as subordinate to further their entitlement to second in command status; because being subordinant grants them the plausible deniability of victimhood. just as felixs appearance of ultimate generosity absolves him of guilt for his privilege, so does white womens appearance of ultimate victimhood absolve them of theirs.
except....thats actually common. look at terfs. look at White Feminism and how it seeks to merely replace men rather than dismantle the system entirely. so while on some level it would still be upsetting to cis men to see a story that seemingly openly condones misandrist social climb, i think they would dismiss it as simply reverse sexism. and people would misinterpret it as that, as being a poor attempt at feminism that accidentally shows its ass by glorfiying girlboss feminism.
but. thats the (unreliable) narrative girloliver tells us.
because girl olivers desire for felix would not be one of heterosexual romantic interest. it would be one of cannibalistic gender envy. girl oliver could not exist, because she would be a trans man.
and THAT. would make people WAY too uncomfortable. it would put way too much scrutiny on the very few trans men in the public eye. it would not be safe. the reason we are able to take saltburn in good faith, is because the narrative of gay male desire as predatory is no longer the only depiction of it. i think it would break peoples minds seeing transmaculinity as predatory rather than transfemininity, and not in a good way. i dont think cis men would even conciously pick up on it, much less feel threatened by it. i think theyd be far more uncomfortable with the idea of women, cis women, being sexually predatory.
but cis women in the audiences would lose their shit. because they see transmasculinity not as predatory, but as cowardly. as a betrayal of sisterhood, a joining of the enemy and a defecting of that mutual suffering under patriarchy that white cis women cling to because it grants them that immunity when they enact their own bigotry. because womanhood is something you are supoosed to love and hate in equal measure. so to want to denounce it, to be dysphoric and find more joy in being masculine, is offensive because it bursts that bubble, it shows this narrative of universal sisterhood for the cult that it is. wanting to leave means you are excommunicated. just as a trans woman wanting to be accepted into that sisterhood, bursts the bubble because it acknowledges that theres more to womanhood than hating it.
but....heres the thing. this is what would make girliver (heh) saltburn brilliant. it would force people to reconsile with the fact that out of the two. out of transmasculinity, and girlboss feminism. one of them is much more uncomfortable to us, much more of a threat to patriarchy rather than a contribution to it. and its not the one we pretend it is. desoite the supposed accepted narrative that misandrist social climb is the most hated thing...its actually a fundamental part of how white patriatchy functions. the REAL thing people consider transgressive, is the notion that you would want to be a man not for power but for the joy of it. to separate maleness from power. because you are not allowed to feel that. either as a trans or even it seems to me a cis man.
one of my first thoughts when i went to answer this was that... canon oliver and felix as metaphors speak of...white male emptiness. of the way consumerism, both in the capitalistic material gain sense, and in the primal cannibalistic sexual consumptiom and discarding of your conquests - is the only avenue through which men are allowed to signal a personality. they do not get to experience true self love outside of who they  provide for or who serves them. self love and appreication of ones own beauty outside of sexual usefulness are considered feminine. so is appreciation of beauty as a whole outside of sexual appeal. it is considered gay (in feminine therefore transgressive therefore infectious and predatory way) to appreciate a nuce fruity drink. or a sunset. or to put effort into ones own appearance, outside of the exclusive purposes of either getting pussy, or living up to the male power fantasy. to love masculinity for masculinities sake. not in a romantic way but in a self love way, is a deeply transgressive act. that NO ONE talks about. but it is everywhere. so for girl oliver to ugly cry while flicking the bean like its an actual dick on top of a grave, only to retroactively claim her obsession with felix was just a good for her girlboss narrative...that would rip the common narrative like a wet paper bag.
it would also totally reframe the sex scenes with venetia and farleigh. with venetia it would be a case of...on the one hand the taboo of predatory lesbianism. but on the other, the girlbossification of..... katy perry style straight women sexual experimentation. particularly with transmascs, bc it gives them the plausible deniability that its not actually gay. so thered be a lot of debate there who is really taking advantage of who there. especially because nonpenetrative particularly lesbian sex isnt seen as real sex therefore its not seen as a form of assault. and with farleigh itd be a case of girlbossifying sexual conquest over men. pegging. tho i doubt girl oliver would pack a strap. maybe shed finger him idfk. but itd definitely be some sort of like, sexual dominance as empowering until you think about the racial dynamic and realize its actually buckbreaking.
so ultimately i think it would be BRILLIANT. but it would also be a fundamentally different story, which people simply are not ready to hear. idk enough about emerald fennell to judge whether or not she would be able to even think of this, let alone portray it faithfully, given she is a white wealthy cis woma, but especially after barbie, i am IFFY about white wealthy cis womens attempts at feminism. particularly when it comes to gender transgression and portrayal of transmasculinity of any kind. fucking sasha in barbie is the only one who dislikes hot pink feminism, shes not even a proper tomboy, and shes effectively forcefemmed
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blood-injections · 8 months
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show pony hcs?
WOO SHOW PONY YEAH OF COURSE
They're Dr D's actual nephew and grew up visiting him and being a little helper at the radio station he's had since the nineties.
No sense of self preservation honestly, okay so this is like my favorite headcanon for them just because its silly and they're a badass. So they grew up visiting LA but dr d took them away from it before the and of the wars so they never lived in it while it turned into battery city, and they've never been captured, but they have indeed been to battery city. Because they've broken in. Solely to be gay do crime. They sneak into the city to graffiti shit and flirt with pornodroids and recruit them to throw bricks into windows with them(not of apartments or townhomes, just the research and bli buildings and occasional business). They wear their skates or bring a skateboard, they dont drive, half the time they bring a boombox, blasting the fucking beastie boys or something in the middle of the night while they skate around the city, and somehow theyve never been noticed by bli or had to fight their way out, theyre crazy and i love them
Punk as shit, you don't grow up with your cool uncle that was openly gay in the nineties without learning that capitalism sucks and cops aren't your friends. Its a big part of why they sneak into the city and be a nuisace, becuse they want to do more than just fight from the zones, because that city was their home once, before bli took it over and put up the walls, and unlike most joys who hate battery city and just want to burn it to the ground, pony wants to save it. They want to cause a more direct change, something physical thats there in the morning, so that the juvie halls and city folk can see it and see bli working to scrub away grafiiti and fix shattered windows and they'll all know theres someone else out there that doesn't agree with bli, fighting for them and maybe theyll be inspired to do more too. And its why they recruit the droids or juvie halls they come across and put a brick in their hand, because the power that comes with that, the inspiration, it spreads, because Pony's read the stories about the Stonewall riots and knows that if enough of the city could unite to fucking fight from the inside, they could make a real change.
Cherri's their older brother, not biologically but they dont care, they were both too young to fight in the wars but thats where they met, when dr d was looking after them and took cherri in when he lost his dad, who was dr d's friend. They grew up in the zones together, learned to shoot together, figured out out who they are together, they're fuckin siblings.
Their gender is whatever annoys you the most at the moment, it also depends on who theyre around around, like with Poison they're like im ur girlfriend vs with Cherri like yeah im your brother. They dont care what people call them.
Childhood best friends with Newsie but you'd never know it. They fight like siblings but they're thick as theives. When the wars started they were kids that thought theyd never see eachother again, but they reunited years later as killjoys
They're crazy friendly, like terrifyingly outgoing. They love everybody and everybody loves them but they manage to stay pretty humble about it
Theyr'e super dramatic and LOVE to gossip
Horrible artist, cant draw for shit. Great at collages though, they make all the zines and posters for radio shows. You can tell when they made one because there's glitter on it.
Has a helmet. Never wears it.
Proud polycule girlfriend of jet star and party poison
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sillspore · 5 months
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Could you please infodump some of your mothpool headcanons to us?
they’re so. they’re so i love them (my bad this turned into a mothpool story ramble instead of headcanons)
- leafpaw sees mothpaw once and her lesbian eyes widen like she just saw god
- mothpaw is super anxious and leafpaw makes her feel unjudged and like an equal
- yes i made moth a paw still, i’ll have it so moth was changed to a med app shortly before her warrior ceremony, explaining why she’s an app and hawkfrost is a warrior
-mudfur names her mothwing (after the fake sign hawkfrost planted) before he dies
- anyway back to the gays
-they’re both lesbians, mothwing is a trans girl :) for me bc im trans and i like making characters trans and also for biological kits purposes
- in the lake territories, leafpool has a crisis when she realizes she loves mothwing. they have a little abandoned cave slightly past the territories they’d meet in i think
- mothwing confesses first, not caring for the code (in ripples, meds can have mates just not kits unless they have a replacement while they step down to care for their family) (half-clan relationships are still forbidden until bristlefrost’s law is made, allowing cats to switch clans to be with their mate)
- leafpool gives in and they are mates!!!
- they almost run away. go back to save thunderclan :( just like leafcrow in canon
- shortly after, leafpool realizes she’s pregnant!! luckily, squirrelflight confesses that she is too. they concoct a plan…. leafpool will give her kits to squirrel to raise, and no one can ask where they came from bc of the queen’s rights law in the warrior code
- (leafpool can’t raise her kits herself bc she’s the sole medicine cat, her clan would be left without a healer)
- they openly tell everyone squirrel is expecting to take attention off of leafpool, brambleclaw immediately assumes they’re his — squirrelflight doesn’t refute him. she only sees him as a brother, but if she denied it the only other cat as a possible father would be ashfur, or a rogue. neither of those options are good for others to assume in her opinion
- as canon, squirrel and leaf go off, and luckily they give birth at the same time. squirrelflight gives birth to hollykit and breezekit, and leafpool gives birth to lionkit (name change maybe), jaykit, and dovekit. they do this at the moonpool, and the wailing attracts crowfeather. he and squirrelflight get emotional, muah muah, cutesy, agree to separate, crowfeather takes breezekit for his friend nightcloud to raise with the kits she was currently giving birth to. that’s the reason crow was out, to get her a nice stick.
- they go back to tc after a patrol helps em carry the 4 kits, later on dovekit dies, squirrelflight is devastated :( so is leafpool :(
and brambleclaw ig
- holly, jay and lion are raised as siblings
- after the reveal, i kinda don’t want leafpool to die as i’ve said before so i think she’ll go to riverclan to be with mothwing, but she’ll be there as a warrior
- theyre so sweet :( leafpool picks flowers and puts them in mothwing’s mane
- leafpool headbutts, a trait she shares with squirrelflight
- mothwing curls around her every night to keep her warm. in greenleaf, leafpool often has to kick her away bc the heat is STIFLING
- leafpool brings the thunderclan herb pouch craft to riverclan, which afterwards becomes quite popular
- leafpool takes her swimming lessons from mothwing, and doesn’t do half bad! she ends up enjoying it
- similarly, she enjoys fishing and how calm it is
- whenever she can find willow she weaves it into necklaces and crowns for mothwing. they are all over the medicine den
- mothwing loves her wife so much she uses her healer privileges to get her the best piece of prey
- leafpool acts as mothwing’s guard, which just means leafpool is required to accompany mothwing on most patrols. leafpool is delighted by this.
- they bask on rocks together!!!! leafpool is entranced by the way mothwing glows
- “i don’t know her god, but i’m no stranger to devotion”
- maybe they’ll even have more kits… who knows?
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pomegranatecookiez · 2 years
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i feel like starting some shit so im just gonna come out and say it. the way devsisters treats m/m relationships (and honestly? any kind of straightn’t relationship) is really starting to bug me
its not at a point where i feel comfortable calling it “queerbaiting” but by god it is getting close. i was already iffy on the way they treated espresseleine (remember the valentines day post? i try not to) but the way wildberry and crunchy chip were written in odyssey and ESPECIALLY odyssey chapter three really sealed the deal for me in terms of, yeah, theyre pandering to fujoshis here. it hasnt been long since odyssey ended but i have a gut feeling that wildberry and crunchy arent gonna show up again for a long time, if ever. which when you consider how often they dipped their toes into “hohohoehoho oh man isnt this kinda gay? aint this kinda fruity” territory (the scene where wildberry carries him. they absolutely knew what they were doing) without ever doing anything that implies any kind of unambiguous romantic attraction between them started to feel really skeevy the longer it went on. like, haha, look at these two guys being stupid and gay together. too bad you’re probably never gonna see them again and we’re never gonna elaborate beyond that lol :) i could be proven wrong but i’d be genuinely surprised if i was.
and thats not even getting into how they have a tendency to use same sex crushes for comedic purposes. theres milk cookies crush on dark choco which, at this point, can NOT be interpreted as anything other than romantic. and while not a m/m example, pomegranate’s in a similar situation where they’ve done everything to imply she has some kind of psychosexual obsession with dark enchantress cookie that isn’t just making her say “man i sure do wanna fuck my boss” in the game itself. thankfully sea fairy and moonlight’s relationship hasn’t been used to tease fans or played for laughs, but that should be the standard, not the exception. 
it’s important to mention that cookie run generally hasn’t dabbled in any kind of explicit romantic relationships between its characters until recently, mint choco and cocoa cookie’s relationship is the first time they’ve shown it so openly and even then, they aren’t officially dating. but still, their relationship is played completely seriously, while gay ships, m/m ships especially, have to linger in some weird state of either being used for comedic effect, or used to tease fans who start foaming at the mouth uncontrollably when two men have any interaction that could be interpreted as even SLIGHTLY homoerotic.
i dunno man, just. let two men have a relationship on the same level as mint choco and cocoa’s without it being played for goofs. stop using pomegranate cookie’s unhealthy obsession with a woman who it’s heavily implied is manipulating her for “haha shes a SIMP” jokes. i know its a little dumb of me to expect good lgbt representation from a gacha game owned by a big company but they’ve done a good job with handling things like nonbinary characters and AGAIN we have sea fairy and moonlight proving they can do it at least somewhat decently and. im tired
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introdemodev · 7 months
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I'm not sure if this has been asked already but is Fennel trans?
yea! fennel is a trans man. the game takes place in late 70s america + hes a public figure so hes not open about that part of his identity. 
i have answered this question in the past, but, tbf, my answers on this subject are scattered around various social media websites.
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it’s always good to have one post that can be used for reference. so, i will be using this post, ahaha.
also, since this tends to be a follow up to this question...:
fennel is bi
wren and valentine are lesbians
diya is a straight ally shes rolling with the #lgbt
clyde is hetero(...flexible? 🤔)
fridge is pan
darcy is unlabeled (masc-pref). he wouldn't use the term unlabeled to describe himself.
pine is unlabeled too but she would not use the term unlabeled to describe herself either. she does love the ladies tho.
for clyde, pine, and darcy, a lot of that has to do with the time period theyre in. wren is also not openly a lesbian, only princess knows and valentine (val is her girlfriend). clyde will always say straight when prompted, no matter what. darcy does not believe anyone is privy to that information unless he feels he can trust them (this also has to do with his upbringing). as for pine, she just doesn't gaf, but she also lacks the vocabulary to describe herself well.
hope that makes sense. i do want to explore some of this in the vn.
i also dont mind headcanons for any characters who werent listed above. like if someone wants to headcanon spot as gay, bi, straight, whatevaaaa i would be like 'okay i can see that'. i encourage headcanons. :-)
(also i might edit this post later if i need to clarify or add smth!)
AND HERE'S THE EDIT: i forgot to mention, wren is also nonbinary! how could i forget wren, my favorite.
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Episode 1 live notes :
Do not read ahead if you don’t want spoilers for the reboot
I MEAN IT
WHY IS THE WORD SLAY IN THE INTRO , the INTRO DIDNT NEED TO CHANGE
Not the Owen mask 💀
Seriously never getting used to Chris’s new voice
Ripper is something
You can tell this was made by a bunch of adults trying way to hard to be gen z
Also why does axel have Shawns personality
Trying far too hard with scary girl, she should just be Izzy with dramarama Gwens attitude
“First OPENLY gay contestant” man knows Noah was fruity
OH THE GIRL KICKED FROM THE BEACH HOUSE IS ALSO A CONTESTANT DRAMA THERE
SO THEYRE EX’S I low-key love that
“Ooo I like this one” me too bestie
WHY ARE GWENS PARENTS FROM DRAMARAMA IN MK’s AUDITION TAPE WHY ARE GWENS HIPSTER PARENTS CASUALLY WALKING AROUND
LMAO Mk robbed Gwens dad
Omg the interns can speak
“IM LITERALLY YOUR BIGGEST FAN EVER” “mkay” DYING
why does Julia give me young blainley vibes
“Crystals are real” omfg she is an influencer shes so fake
“Your phones will be safe… AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS LAKE”
NOT THE NIPPLES WHY WOULD HE SAY THAT
why is chef so dramarama coded
Why were they trying to deny that the island was wawanakwa
I thought I’d like axel the most but the gay kid is my favourite I’m a basic queer bitch I’m sorry
Awww chef has host responsibilities I’m so happy for him
“Anytime someone from my generation says something dumb I make note of it… my hand is already cramping” just…wow
Omg the return of prizes after challenges I missed that
“wow that was really funny 😐” girl same
I really wanna know what he did
“Straight couples am I right” “straight couples are messed up” BOY SO REAL
God I hope ripper goes soon
Look I’m British but them saying bum instead of butt is throwing me off I hate it
Rip Caleb could have gotten so much out of you
OHHHHHH GO BOWIE THATS KING SHIT
I also love that they acknowledged it’s been 15 years Chris hasn’t aged a day so man’s had some serious plastic surgery
@the-type-a I just realised because one of them was born after TD starting airing canonically so your Axel Duncney baby AU stands completely within logic
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there's zero chance that david fucking brittlesbee canonically identifies as bisexual. I bet he doesnt even realize he is. thats not to say that I don't love fics with him as an openly bisexual man, because theyre awesome and all of the writers are awesome too, but come on guys. the man is very explicitly the opposite of what most women in the show are attracted to (as seen in the episode where brad helps him find a date), and yet he continues to market himself specifically toward women and it seems as though men never even cross his radar.
therefore, I propose that we need more fics of david realizing he's not straight, rather than just knowing from the very beginning. give me david brittlesbee suddenly blurting out in the middle of a conversation that he likes brad, or fantasized about another man, and then blaming it on sleep deprivation or stress or something because there's no way thats anything besides a lie his brain made up in some impaired state.
give me david brittlesbee continuing to have dreams involving himself and ian, or literally any other man, and at some point poppy really can't keep telling him it's just because of a power struggle or dominance or what-have-you, because david is so obviously coming to terms with his own sexuality and he's the only person who doesnt realize it. give me ian snapping at david for complaining about accidentally staring at a man's ass ("no, I have no reason why, but the conversation we had after that was VERY uncomfortable" david says) and saying some shit like "yeah, david, you're fucking gay. or bisexual or whatever the fuck you people call it. good for you! I don't care! just stop talking about men jesus fucking christ!" and david just has an entire existential crisis when he gets home that night. give me david openly struggling with his sexuality, because it's not something that most people take in stride and adapt to immediately. give me david going to a gay bar for the first time because he wants to know more about his sexuality and how he should act because he thinks it changes literally anything else about him. give me david talking to rachel and dana about what he should do and them looking at him like he's a fucking idiot because he genuinely thinks that being bisexual somehow changes who he is.
I mean, really I just want more david-centered fics, but ESPECIALLY ones involving him having trouble adjusting to the realization that he's bisexual. or maybe im projecting because I was all sorts of fucked up when I realized I was bisexual as a kid (but on the bright side it did make identifying as a lesbian easier when I stopped liking men as a teenager). but also like, that's an incredibly common reaction. especially in people that discover their sexuality is Different later in life.
but basically I want david to feel lost and confused because he's realizing that he barely even knows himself, but he wants to change that. give me a fic where he comes out happier than he was before and more comfortable in his own skin 😌
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newsafeconfinement · 1 year
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RESIDENT EVIL HEADCANNONS BECAUSE AUUGGHHHHHHHH
request more people, its abt 1am and im about to conk
chris:
- filipino, but his and claire's adoptive family are white
- contrary to popular belief, hes never used steroids. he just loves his partners. ( @kernelpanicart and i's funny headcannon)
- nd: obvi ptsd and amnesia, but he also strikes me as the autistic type: my autistim sense is tingling when i look at him
- in a "everyone lives" scenario, he defo dates jill, piers, maybe wesker, and leon, and theyre all in a poly relationship
- trans but transitioned pretty early in life
- bisexual asf
jill:
- keeping the canon french/japanese bc yes
- hates all forms of makeup. not even for formal events. over her dead body would she wear makeup. youd have to hold her down to put it on.
- dating chris, leon, and carlos because 💞
- she marries them and doesnt cry while the boys are openly weeping
- trans!!! transwoman!!!!
- absolutely completely bisexual as hell
piers:
- whiteboy (terminal)
- has the hardest time focusing because of chris. he cant help it. chris sexy :(
- just dating chris
- demisexual and bi
- trans too because he got the tboy swag
leon:
- also a whiteboy (terminal)
- in my stars!leon au hes been caught making out with every single stars member. even wesker.
- the members affectionately called him "leon slutboy kennedy"
- dating chris like a little BITCH (but also makesout with helena when he can) and also ashley and luis
- trans
- bisexual
brad vickers (sorry im a brad stan):
- columbian
- GOD i could talk abt my brad hcs all day
- i might make a post abt him alone. hes so silly
- trans and doesnt really want to completely transition
- bi and proud
- annoys wesker
- also wesker's boyfriend because hehehehehehehehe
- and jill's
- and all of stars
- he loves his partners and snuggles them all the time
wesker:
- cunt (whiteboy, more specifically FRENCH)
- dating: chris, jill, brad, william birkin, and rebecca
- before you say it
- him and rebecca thoroughly talked it through, and do not have sex or any sort of major flirtation WITHOUT rebecca first engaging
- im mixed on the trans idea tbh
- pansexual
william birkin:
- dont get me started on the whiteboy.
- him and annette are in a open relationship and hes with wesker too
- loves his daughter so much
- honestly i feel like if he saw sherry in re6, he would be so proud of her
- bisexual? more like. more li. i dont have anything clever to say
sherry birkin:
- japanese/american (i like referencing the re2 concepts of annette bc i like variety in my women, so i feel shes japanese)
- also i feel like shes not like. completely thin like in re6. "oh but guuiiiii shes training with the government! she should be small!!!" no shut up. she deserves a little bit of plus sized body as a treat.
- JAKE WIFE'D HER.
- adores jake, even if work makes them not see eachother as much
- whenever theyre both home, they just hold eachother
- loves halloween and makes her own costumes
- cis
- defo bisexual
jake:
- white (french/eastern european, ukranian most likely)
- loves his wife
- sherry makes sure on his missions thathe eats properly
- doesnt really understand halloween but loves that sherry makes them both costumes
- sherry's definately helped him experience more western things
- cis
- bisexual
ashley:
- whitegirl
- dating leon and luis
- shes their self control bimbo
- has cried to the stupidest things
- she defo smokes ouid with luis and leon for fun
- we know what that always leads to, dont we?
- cis
-pansexual
finn:
- chinese/native-american
- has feelings for piers and chris but never will talk about it
- piers and chris do notice his heart eyes tho
- trans
- gay gay homosexual gay
ada:
- chinese
- full fledged lesbian that makesout with claire to piss off chris
- cis
claire:
- filipino, but also raised by white people so she doesnt really know that
- bi
- transwoman but doesnt get bottom surgery bc she doesnt wanna
barry:
- all american dad
- trys to stay up to date with everything so he can stay close to his daughters, but unironically says "yeet" instead of "yes"
- hes just my dad basically
rebecca:
- japanese/american
- literally adores wesker
- she patches him up after rough missions and talks about what shes been working on to keep him calm
- cis
- probablt bi? shes questioning mostly
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