#AkatsukiKonan

[sakura-gyarugal]

Akatsuki headcanons nobody asked for ^^ mostly modern ones

Kakazu has lucky socks for when he goes gambling

Sasori tans really bad. He turns bright red. To which Deidara laughs at since he tans perfectly.

Hidan’s hair is crusty from all that gel he uses. Like man doesn’t wash it was it till the weekend.

Kakuzu secretly likes drag shows.

Deidara has an hearing aid but keeps taking it out so mostly uses sign language

Konan and Itachi have cooking competitions and the rest of the Akatsuki are the judges. They both become scary so the Akatsuki are wary who to pick as the winner.

Orochimaru is non-binary they’re also into drag.

Deidara is a vegan since he likes animals so much. He definitely judges when he sees one of them eating meat especially in front of his birds.

Sasori is allergic to peanuts

Kakazu has many sugar babies but is super cheap with them. He only gives extra to Hidan <3

Hidan has a cult on Twitter but 85% of it is him on separate accounts 💀. He gets banned every month.

Obito has a prosthetic arm and eye. But sometimes he forgets to put on a patch or his eye. When starts getting weird looks then he realizes XD

Pain and konan have lots of pets mostly dogs

Deidara and konan steal each other’s clothes with zero remorse. In fact they meet up with each other with each other’s clothes on.

Konan: is that my shirt?

Deidara: those are the boots I’ve been looking for

Konan: dude

Deidara: bro

Sasori likes murder mysteries and is into taxidermy(very interesting hobbies put together)

Kisame’s food is always getting taken. Like he hides his food in the ceiling and floor boards and it still gets taken.

Kisame: alright who ate my leftovers?

Deidara with a mouthful of rice: I don’t know man

Zetsu: with a chicken wing in between his mouth: not sure

Hidan with sauce all over his mouth: uh did you check the outside fridge?

Zetsu is anti vegan because they think plants feel pain. Deidara and Zetsu constantly fight about animal rights and plants.

Konan is very much into spirituality and stuff to which Hidan thinks is creepy. When he gets on her nerves she threatens to curse him.

Kisame is an activist to animal rights mostly marine though

When Obito first met Deidara he tried sign language and accidentally said something rude with his hands and Sasori was just like: 😦 while Deidara was like: gasp

Pain and madara fight over who’s the better “father” of the Akatsuki. Madara tries to win them over by presents. Like this mf really bought Deidara,hidan, and sasori a car. It currently just sits there at madara’s place

Kisame may seem intimidating and like nothing gets to him but he hates spiders. Like jump onto the table cuz of them. Itachi is always the one to kill it.

Itachi secretly follows his brother or gets bodyguards when his brother is out the home. Sasuke has been known but hasn’t said anything yet.

Konan is a pole dancer. Deidara and Hidan go into her closet and wear her 10 inch heals. Hidan eventually broke an arm trying to walk in them.

Sasori forgets to blink so the Akatsuki have to remind him to

Sasuke hates being around the Akatsuki he tries to avoid them as much as possible.

Did I mention sasori has a very detailed obsession of murder?

Itachi got the worst asthma. Whenever he gets stressed he’s reaching for his inhaler which is all the time.

Kakazu Works 3 jobs he doesn’t even need three jobs but he’s obsessed with money so…

Kisame has a bunch of cultural tattoos from his village

Zetsu likes to hiss at people💀

Madara is that rich aunty that never gets invited yet still comes and ruins the entire function.

Itachi has too much time on his hands so sometimes he sews sweaters for Sasuke to which Sasuke always wears 💗

Sakura: Sasuke it’s 90 degrees please take that sweater off before you have a heat stroke

Sasuke: I can’t…

Naruto: why? It looks dorky anyways

-naruto later went to the hospital for a broken nose. Don’t disrespect Itachi’s sewing🙄

Obito is honestly a jello mess around rin no matter how long they’ve been dating.

Obito, deidara, Kisame, and Konan all like kpop. Like they really be out here jamming to fancy by twice!

Hidan is illiterate…I’m sorry but that man can’t read to save his life

Kakuzu eats meat raw….yeah raw. He’s too lazy to cook it all the way. Cuz money is time or however that quote goes

Konan grows a single grey hair every time she’s with Hidan. He makes her head hurt but they’re buddies when they go to bars

Itachi is brutally honest he just says it in a kind way so it doesn’t come off too hard. 😌

Deidara and Sasuke have mad beef with each other. They wore the same slipknot shirt one day at the mall…(they were both shopping for eyeliner)

Pain has tattoos of all of the Akatsuki members names since he feels he’s the dad of the group. Of course kakazu was like…I’m older than you

Kakazu doesn’t understand memes like at all.

Kakazu: I had the worst yeet today or whatever y’all young people be saying

Hidan: ?????

Sasori is a picky eater. He only eats chicken tenders and strawberries. He only eats kisame, Itachi, and konan food because the rest suck at cooking

Hidan learned sign language to curse Deidara out when he realized he was deaf.

Nobody: Hidan curses you out in sign language

Itachi wears the thickest brim glasses ever

Kisame sleeps with lots of plushies. He likes the comfort :)

Obito and pain like to gamble but they both cheat and both haven’t figured it out yet…idiots

Konan and rin go shopping when they’re boyfriends are gambling. They love talking about their idiot boyfriends over a cup of coffee or tea while spending all their money

Sasori’s room is filled with vintage dolls. Deidara has a hard time sleeping at his apartment especially since sasori likes making dolls that look like him😭 like sasori this why you get zero ho

Sasori also makes voodoo dolls with strands of his hair. He’s so weird lmao

Orochimaru has a boa constrictor… no they should not have one but they do cuz they can

Zetsu favorite movie is the human centipede

Madara hates orphans 🤣 but fr

Hidan and Deidara fight with kids. They really be getting offended on what an eight year old said

Obito likes romantic movies. Kakashi clowns him for it and that the fact he likes kpop.

Konan has secretive piercings

Hidan: so where else do you have piercings

Konan: places you will never see

Hidan: inside your ear?

Konan: ….no

Kisame weight lifts. 🎶He’s buff he’s really really buff🎵

Itachi has five minute teeth routine for all the sugar he eats

Hidan washes his face with dish soap 😟 while Deidara, Itachi, konan are having a thirty minute skin care routine

Zetsu has eaten their pet fish before…um yeah

Rin is girlboss Obito is male wife

Orochimaru goes to jail every month and gets bailed out every time

Sasori uses cursed images to express how he feels since he’s bad at wording them. So if he’s in a bad mood he’ll show a really weird photo that expresses anger. It doesn’t work 90% of the time.

Zetsu: so it’s a cat with milk on its face

Sasori: yeah

Zetsu: and that represents what exactly?

Sasori: …I feel depressed

Zetsu: oh now I kinda see it

Kakazu likes watching the Akatsuki fight so he brings up controversial topics just to see everyone fight as he drinks his wine. Free entertainment

No one likes orochimaru yet he still comes to every event. Which is just awkward for everyone

Obito Tries to seem more young with slang and memes yet it’s just awful

Obito: we’re going to get lit at this party? Right homies?

Deidara ripping out his hearing aid

Hidan: Dude what?

Rin getting second hand embarrassment

Konan crying with laughter

Lol these generally don’t make sense but it was fun coming up with them! I literally love the headcanon of Deidara being Deaf and Obito and sasori being super awkward cute guys..they try their best. And konan and rin being best friends is literally my favorite thing ever

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[lukfu]

Photo from 💥💥💥 At this time and for until 10 November I'll be in Japan!💗 In advance sorry for my more stories, but please understand I waited this moment more 10 years 😭💔💔💔 ____________________________ Пати пережили, первый день в Японии (со своими мемами) тоже пережили, ВСЕ ЕЩЕ СЧАСТЛИВЫЙ РЕБЕНОК😭 From Instagram

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[anubisbride]

Tenshi in black Serie: Naruto Konan: @anubis_bride Photo & edit: @mthalger . This was one if my first Cosplay shootings, so thank you to @rewejuis for you posing help (und ja, ich weiß noch, dass du an mir rumgefummelt & gerichtet hast 😂) . . #naruto #narutoshippuden #narutocosplay #narutoshippudencosplay #akatsuki #narutoakatsuki #narutokonan #narutoakatsukicosplay #akatsukikonan #konanakatsukicosplay #konanakatsuki #akatsukikonancosplay #germancosplay #oldcosplay #oldcosplaypictures #cosplaybeginner #dojaku #akatsukitenshi #daswarennochzeiten (hier: Dortmund) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxN8ZPanZnp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10s6lqioy1yfq

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[bloomingtalent]

"Happy Birthday! Wishing you an amazing day and many blessings for the year ahead."

*gives you a bouquet of paper flowers*

@akatsukikonan

Send Birthday asks (IC or OOC)!

"I'm surprised because you don't know me and-" she began before being interrupted by the paper flowers and eyes widened a little before gazing back at the woman briefly. "They look amazing! Thank you!" she said, secretly hoping they wouldn't explode or impale her.

#akatsukikonan #answered ask #out of confidence #thank you for the flowers :3 #birthday2021

[yukinio]

Ich liebe dieses Bild <3 #chizuru #animecosplay #mangacosplay #manga #anime #konan #konancosplay #akatsukikonan #akatsukikonancosplay #akatsuki #akatsukicosplay #pain #pein #paincosplay #peincosplay #rinnegan #naruto #narutoshippuden #narutoshippudencosplay #yahiko #yahikocosplay #amegakure #amegakureshinobi #shinobi #nukenin #2017 #convention #dortmund

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[mitsukiofkonoha]

Hey blue boy, I didn't know Orochimaru had a... son. Is he a good parent?

@akatsukikonan

For the most part. 

[roripoppu-sweet]

Akatsuki - YAHIKO (PEIN) & KONAN 📌Visit My Page on Deviant Art link on my bio 📌 tag #roripoppusweet and #myartsmyidealism for featured #anime #manga #animelover #otaku #wibu #weeaboo #wapanese #animeartwork #fanart #render #digitalart #drawing #digitaldrawings #art #animefanart #animerenders #animelover #shonen #narutoart #narutoshippuden #akatsuki #chibiakatsuki #yahiko #devapath #konan #akatsukipein #akatsukikonan #kawaii #chibi #roripoppusweet #myartsmyidealism https://www.instagram.com/p/CB-PyXrH3AX/?igshid=1f1915zzxyy7k

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[sakura-gyarugal]

Sanrio babes <3

I’m literally so obsessed with them it’s embarrassing

#sanrio #my melody #kuromi #deidara #akatsuki #konan #Akatsukikonan #naruto fanart

[yahiko-god-of-the-world]

Yahiko had woken up a good half an hour before his childhood friend and part of him told him he should have just woken her up too, but a bigger part didn't want to bother Konan when she looked so peaceful in her slumber. He found himself grinning a little in sheer joy, then closing his eyes he tried to nap a bit more not to feel like some weirdo staring at the pretty woman on his chest as they laid down on an armchair.

Not too long after it felt like she had started to stir awake and he opened his eyes again to glance down at her face not too far from his.

"Hello sleeping beauty! Heh, you fell asleep on me." He tried to joke with a smirk but his cheeks were a light red from having his crush this close without it being their usual training. Thankfully he had taken the robe off last night not to feel even warmer.

@akatsukikonan

#thread #akatsukikonan #based off prompt

[anubisbride]

He and his Lady Serie: Naruto Tendō Pain: Sebastian Konan: @anubis_bride Photo & edit: @mthalger #naruto #narutoshipuden #narutoshippuuden #narutoshipudden #narutocosplay #pain #konan #konanpain #painkonan #akatsuki #narutoakatsuki #narutokonan #narutokonancosplay #narutopain #narutopaincosplay #akatsukipain #akatsukikonan https://www.instagram.com/p/ByQpJL2obdG/?igshid=1ifkwlfktq42e

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[yahiko-god-of-the-world]

"Happy Valentine's Day, Yahiko~! Thank you for always being yourself. You have no idea how grateful I am to have you in my life." ❤

*gives him a box of chocolate*

@akatsukikonan

‘That's really cute, holy-’

"Thanks, Konan! Those look great... I'm grateful for you too, of course. Uh- ALL of us are!"

Time to prepare for White Day. Did he have enough money for something good? He better have.

#ask #this warmed my heart thank you