#BUT THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT GRRRR

[happilychee]

sabertooth headcanons pt. 1

I feel like mashima could've made sabertooth just a smidge less flat... they all had so much angst in them and the potential to evolve and grow as people... or they could all turn nice in the span of an episode. that works too.

♡ sting is a sweetheart. he's a genuine, caring, and kind boy who grows up to be a charming and earnest young man. that is, unless he's on the battlefield. old sabertooth sting makes an appearance in those moments. his smirk is cruel, his taunts are like daggers, jabbing away at the opponent. he's cocky and arrogant, and maybe he has the right to be so because his attacks are so powerful they blow the enemy away.

♡ lector is the kind of friend who talks major shit about whatever you're doing as he's helping you. he tells sting how dumb it is to go on a mission alone in mid-flight to their destination. ride or die? nah, lector is fly or die.

♡ rufus loves tea brewing. this is one of the few areas of knowledge that he chooses not to use his magic on. he loves sitting down with a good book and reading about the history of tea, tea cultivation, the proper culinary techniques to brew the perfect cup of tea.

♡ orga is the reason sabertooth has open-mic nights. the (second) strongest guild in fiore turns into a comedy club on tuesday nights, and surprisingly, it's good. orga serenades whoever comes to mind that night: it's been sting, rogue, yukino, all the usual suspects, and on one memorable occasion, mr. yajima. yukino tells the most wholesome, funny stories while frosch and lector act out the scene behind her. in what was probably the most fever dream moment of sting's life, minerva took the mic and delivered such a seething, deadpan stand-up that she got the entire guild cheering for her.

♡ minerva goes all out for halloween. besides just being into arcane magic and the history of magic, she loves spooky things. also, she's a bit fucked up, and this is a good outlet for her. sabertooth will gladly take minerva's scarily detailed sculptures of severed limbs over her lashing out any day of the week. to her guildmates' surprise, she also organizes a family-friendly haunted house in the guild hall for the kids of gazania.

♡ in my heart of hearts, sting does not become sabertooth's guild master. I headcanon him as a healer, so I think he would establish an infirmary in sabertooth and oversee it. unsure if rogue or minerva becomes guild master. I think minerva would be better suited for the role, but there's also recency bias against her because of jiemma. and she needs time to process everything that went into sabertooth's upheaval.

♡ which sabertooth member do you never want to piss off? you might think it's minerva or rufus or even the twin dragons. no. it's yukino. she is the sweetest, kindest member of sabertooth by far, and also the most patient. if you offend yukino, she's unlikely to do much about it, but celestials forbid you hurt her friends, especially minerva. she'll send her spirits after you, and no one will ever find your body.

♡ sabertooth, despite their efforts to become a kinder place, is still a hard guild to get into. they're not like fairy tail where anyone can just join. the core members argue for a long while about what kind of entrance test they should have. ultimately they decide on a test of strength, but not just physical ability. minerva says that it's in the eyes, whether someone has the drive and tenacity to always improve themselves and make sabertooth proud. she tries to be subtle, but she's also staring at yukino the entire time. one eyebrow wiggle from lector turns minerva as red as the cat's fur.

#lychee writes #sabertooth is NOT a copy of fairy tail #mashima simultaneously gave us so much and also nothing about them #idk how but I ended up rly focusing on minerva and yukino's relationship in my fic... #minerva can connect with someone for the first time ever #as a treat #genuinely we know so little about them I'm trying to build something out of nothing #also mashima should've let minerva stay evil #this is the nico robin effect #like she's still in sabertooth and has friends and what not but she's still sadistic and cruel and a bit messed up #BUT THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT GRRRR #fairy tail #fairy tail headcanons #sabertooth #sting eucliffe #lector #rufus lore #orga nanagear #yukino aguria #is that how her name is spelled???? #yukino agria #minerva orland #rogue cheney #him too oops

[garrettwrites]

Some of you should try looking at the real world sometimes. "Skinny men (actually skinny, not twinks) who are feminine are a beauty standard ://// where's the love for my bigger hairier masc dudes" what world do you live in where masculine men are deemed an ugly minority and not the average. Not the desired. "Gnc queers get love but straights don't :/// it's not just gay men/lesbians that get to be gender non confirming!!!" WHAT world so you live in where it's acceptable for queer people to be like that. As if gay men don't get harassed and killed for "looking like women" or daring to not be masculine. As if women are allowed to freely shop on the male sections and "look like men" without being insulted or assaulted. WHAT world do you live in.

Some people are so corroded by the binary code on their devices they forgot the real world is not, in fact, a bubble made of equally socially reserved people who get all their information from fandom wank circles.

#LGBTQ #gnc #garrett.text #negative #istg #I swear to god. #being skinny was and is indeed a beauty standard for women. not men. we get judged for not being manly #gay men are in fact harassed if they look girly #lesbians are in fact harassed uf they look manly #straight people are also harassed uf they're gnc #your positivity posts that bottle down to 'let men be masc women be fem' #because of some fandom or tiktok drama #it's so... grrrr

[calboobies]

shes so

#redtittylady #she has no eyes oh my god #no eyebrows #mona lisa #but she’s evil #mona levil #im going to cry #shes so beautiful #im gonna throw up #grrrr bark woof #red #period piece #literally #art #artists on tumblr #artwork #digital art #digital aritst #digital painting #drawing #ibispaint art #ibispaintx #ibisx #long hair #my art #not a fandom post #original art #painting #portrait #woman

[hecksupremechips]

Everyone in the 2000s was nasty looking as hell and they still had the audacity to want women to be literal twigs

#the klock keeps ticking #like dear lord what was going on here #like i think beauty standards today are pretty bad but in the 2000s it was like #disgusting #like its so hard to watch stuff from the 2000s cuz the women are like what straight men find attractive #and they just look concerningly skinny and hairless like wheres the flavor #why so lifeless #and then the guys would be so damn greasy like disgusting and wear those damn baggy pants with untucked shirts GRRRR #just the audacity of it all like youre seriously putting women through all that when this is you? #cannot stand it the crustiness and the beauty standards

[vodid]

Prowls doorwing is slightly broken, it keeps popping off lmao

HEY I HAVE THAT GUY! courtesy of my gf for our first valentines. his leg joints are Very loose so you can just. swing him around and his legs go flying. literally like jello lmfao

#bc jazzs beauty makes his legs weak <3 <3 <3 #grrrr wanting that jazz tho...... #gimme the name so i can look for him 👁👁

[herbalwolves]

Had a fun little session with a few of my BLOSC buddies playing Gartic Phone! We played the "Complement" round where someone would draw a few lines, and someone else would have to finish it! I got a headshot of NOS smelling some flowers... so I decided to go a little ham on it.

#blosc #buzz lightyear of star command #nos-4-a2 #wirewolf #ty parsec #gartic phone #this just tickles my funny bone #nos: ah what a lovely day- what beautiful flowers #ww: GRRRHRAGAH BARKBARKBARK GRRRR-

[fereldenshero]

I should make mh moodboards i think. I think this would be #slay

#i havent made any moodboard adjacent edits in a while i MISS IT #and i can mine my beautiful mh boards for CONTENT #but urgh i dont have my psds on my new computer yet GRRRR #lovely.txt

[t4tbedehopmar]

WOAHHHHHHHHHH I WANT THOSE..........

#i have no materials to buy them tho grrrr....... #BUT DO NOT WORRY MARNIE!!!!!! I WILL GET THEM. SOMEHOW. I ASSURE U I WILL HAVE THIS BEAUTIFUL MERCH!!!!!!!! >:O

[the-acid-pear]

I don't like tragedy on itself but i adore tragic characters, characters crushed by the weight of their sins need to be sucked dry fr

#luly talks #LQSLSGAKSGWMS ORRY BUT IM GOING INSANE RN #LISTENING TO SLEEP SWEET COUNTRYMEN AND LIKE GRRRR BARKBARKBAKRWOOFWOFOOFNMHTRRRRRR 🐶😡💥💥💥💥 #THE WAY THE PROTAGONIST OF THE SONG IS SO SCARED AND SO REGRETFUL LIKE DYLWGSLDGSVDLSGSNSCS #BLOWING UP RN!!!!!!!!!! #I JUST LOVE TRAGIC GUYS SM. YALL KNOW IT. YALL KNOW IT WELL. CANT FUCKING HIDE IT. I LOVE IT!!!! #I. QMDNSBDNDHDMDNDNDBDBDBDBD.!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE AUUUHHHHHBHFBFBHGH #CRYING AND SCREAMING AND THROWIN UP MAN IT'S JUST THE BEST SHIT EVER #BC THE TRAGEDY IS BUT A MIRROR TO LOVE AND LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL FUCKKKK #THE WAY HE'S ASKING FOR THEM TO SAVE THE OTHERS FROM HIMSELF TJE WAY HE'S SO HOPELESS I MGBFNBDNDBDBD 💥💥💥

[peppermintbutch]

Packing for my move that I sooo don't want to do I want everything to stay the same... but I'm gonna be soo brave 😔

#idk how i feel abt my new flatmates and i rlly like my old flat :-( sadly our landlords are horrible #and I only moved here a year ago grrrr!!! #BUT my next room has a beautiful hardwood floor and a big windowsill. clinging to that #also my childhood dog is not doing well he might have cancer :-( hes probably not in pain but he's getting so old idk what to do w/o him #ALSO saw my cr*sh almost every day after minor heartbreak event which was fine and i like seeing her but i think i need a little distance #it's so weird bcs like everything is fine and i dont feel bad when seeing her but i always feel depleted and empty afterwards #like my brain is investing too much energy in this lost cause. but also i cant make it stop. BUT shes moving away soon #i also think i figured out 1 reason i keep catching unrequited feelings for ppl but i can't rlly put it into words yet #i think its like bcs 'imaginary' or 'future' love between ppl feels safer and more desirable to me than the real thing #and it gives me someone/something to focus on and devote my time to without the scary intimacy part #👍 idk what to do abt it but that's something i guess

[londonspirit]

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#just a quick ramble in the tags #yes of course I watched it #took me an hour because of lagging wifi and a huge file #didn't dl tho/will wait for proper thing #anyhow: god he's beautiful!!! #so soft and yet so GRRRR #still not convinced with the whole concept tho #EH seemed a tad stiff (NO pun intended) #PP = perfection as always #those EYES #guh #he's one of those incredible actors who have such control over their FACE that they can convey ANYTHING with just the raise of an eyebrow #still: rather disappointed #the whole thing was praised queer as hell #and here I am thinking it could've been queerer #but then again the pirates have ruined me/set the bar soooo high #that when I hear queer I expect at LEAST a kiss #not just longing glances only #so yeah #call me shallow but with these two ONE damn kiss wouldn't have been too much to ask no?! #aaaanways: can't wait for the fics #and all the gifs once it's out officially #there are a few gorgeous scenes #*sighs* #just wished we could've had that flashback with their older selves as well #(also: in a very meh mood here so maybe its just that!)

[g-g-gh00st]

Feelin insecure until I remember that caked up Perseus statue I saw here the other day, and even though the picture is edited, if Perseus looked like the actual statue he would have hated wearing a matching pyjama set where the top fits but the pants don’t because those thighs are STILL juicy ‼️‼️💯

#grrrr I hate fast fashion #I literally cannot wear anything other than mom jeans it SUCKS #ghost was here #caked up Perseus #the idea that women should fit into a small and a small only is horrible I’m sorry my genetics are kicking my ass #but said ass is NOT gonna handle the beauty standards of uncomfortable clothes with 0 stretch and are dead straight

[mt-nynj-queer]

#grrrr bark woof #bare chest #beautiful