#Be it a phone call or a gift

[revedetendresse]

#The Pretender #otp: always with me during the most difficult moments of my life #thepretenderedit #It can't get more soft than Miss Parker hugging bunnies #Look at her smile #Sometimes you need to give a treat to your inner child and Jarod understands that more than anyone #When her father disappoints her Jarod is always here to comfort her one way or another #Be it a phone call or a gift #We also need to talk about Jarod's first line #Because it sounds like he guessed who she is meaning he heard about her like he never met her before #But it contradicts the scene of the sexuality experiment when we're supposed to believe it was their first meeting #Jarod would never forget her if he met her before so why ask? #It's either a plothole or a very well thought thing bc if MPJ met at that bunnies scene #They didn't exchange names so they didn't know who they were but it also means that they knew each other during the experiment #It would mean they pretended not to know each other #That they played every adult present and that Jarod's reaction to her isn't because she's a girl but bc he's seeing her for the second time #I like the idea of the two of them fooling everyone and basically screwing up the results of the experiment since they met before

[canisalbus]

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#aaaa dangit ;v; #first of all it's honestly unfathomable you managed to draw this on your phone how on earth #you must have some intense fine motor skills to achieve this kind of precision on such a small screen #zero judging necessary #their body language seems so natural yet expressive I love it #the way Vasco is leaning over the counter like he owns the place (he doesn't but certainly does his best to give that impression) #his expression is terribly endearing as well #to me he seems a tiny bit hesitant which is a fun contrast to his confident pose #and Machete sipping his coffee with such finesse #you made him look so refined #but he's just called white boy now #really makes you think of the awkward and drawn-out trying-to-break-the-ice phase that probably preceded this #this is so sweet and you depicted them so well! thank you! #gift art #nejd08 #own characters #Vasco #Machete #modern au #I wonder if Vasco is a genuine caffeine wizard #or is he just average at best or even lowkey awful and Machete keeps going there anyway because the barista is cute and nice to him

[sincerely-sofie]

I like to imagine that legendary Pokémon, once they’ve met in person, unlock a sort of magical mental phone number for each other. It’s probably intended to be a way for the embodiments of universal functions to communicate and act in harmony so the world keeps turning. But it makes for an absolutely amazing means of informing your roommate’s family they should badger her about taking better care of herself.

#Darkrai (on magic phone call): Celebi you will not believe the amount of nonsense I have witnessed from Twig today #Celebi: Given that I live with Grovyle and Dusknoir I’m pretty sure I can #Celebi: But also give me all the deets so I can organize a campaign to harass Twig into practicing self-care #(the harassment campaign fails) #(this does not deter them from doing the same thing again) #the present is a gift au #stuff by sofie #pmd2 #pmd eos #pmd explorers #pmd sky #pmd #pokémon mystery dungeon #future trio #pmd darkrai #pmd celebi

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I feel like Howdy would be the type to go to the dollar store to save money then complain when something is like $1.99

i second this....

#he also seems like the type to have the funds to shop regularly at like. idk whole foods and H&M #but he exclusively thrifts and goes to dollar tree & the 99 cent store and shit #i know this man's coupon game is Insane #probably has a whole extra wallet purely for coupons and gift cards.... #in the checkout line the store winds up owing Him money #rambles from the bog #further solidifying that if howdy pillar was a real person id fuckin hate him lmao #itd be On Sight! #wait lmao #howdy would get seriously injured #and while everyone is freaking out / calling 911 #howdy has a calculator out typing up the cost of an ambulance ride / hospital bills / insurance #he pauses looking at the total. #then starts calculating funerary costs #they get sick of waiting for an ambulance and just shove him in the car #sally leans over to see that howdy is googling cremation urns based on price #IM SORRY THIS IS INSANELY FUNNY TO ME #im sitting here at my laptop snickering like an idiot #sally just smacks the phone out of his hands....

[phantomrev]

When I say I have an unhealthy obsession with morro I am not joking

All of my friends and partner knows how much I love him it’s not funny anymore there’s something wrong with me

#I always look at anything dark green and go omg it’s morro #the word morro in Spanish is a slang and when people say it I go omg morro ninjago #my friends have officially started calling me a morro kinnie bc I say he’s just like me fr #I have a folder for morro only #I made A WHOLE JACKET inspired on him #Massive morro enjoyer and delusionist at this point… #art tag #I forgot to mention I put a lot of stickers of morro I was gifted on my phone and my next sketchbook is gonna have a morro cover-

[persephoneed]

Do you ever think about how Wednesday called Tyler on a pay phone in episode 6…meaning that she has his phone number memorized

Because I think about that a lot

#x*vier wishes but he could NEVER like he gifted her a phone & put his number in it like bitch if she wanted to call you she already wouldve #wednesday addams #wednesday netflix #wyler #tyler galpin #text post #jess blogs #also tyler answered a call from an unknown number which either means she has done this before(!!!!!) or he’s a psycho(affectionate)

[chirpsythismorning]

My exact reaction to milkvans interpretation of ST

Or

#byler #when they act like the airport kiss/hug is peak romance… #when Mike literally puts her gift (flowers) between them so they have to separate sooner bc of her squishing them… #and with us not even getting mikes reaction… #how romantic #then followed by Mike practically dropping his bag to hug Will only to cut it short and stare at him Will up and down… #with us getting to see mikes reaction to Will clear as day… #how platonic #when they say el’s favorite color is yellow #or that Mike never called Will over the phone but did call el… #that one is fascinating to me #bc imagine Mike calling the Byers to talk to el and not make any effort to talk to Will… #that would literally be mikes fault #bc what is Will supposed to do?? interrupt el and say ‘let me talk to Mike?’ #EVEN IF that was the scenario #(we know it’s not bc byler was the only one that talked about phone calls in s4) #it would have been shitty of mike and el arguably to make a point to talk to each other #only to end it and never make a point to give the phone to Will so him and Mike could chat #so that whole argument just doesn’t make sense #not to mention #their excuse for why el has a shrine for Mike in her room #while mike has nothing in his space related to el in contrast #is apparently bc Mike having el related stuff in his house would risk her identity being known… #so which is it? can they talk on the phone or not 😭 #bc both those arguments don’t work together 😭 #it just starts to all contradict and not make sense basically

[disasterhimbo]

#mine was released in (late) 2019 so I’m calling that 5 years #one of the camera lenses has been slightly broken that whole time lol #but it doesn’t seem to affect pictures so whatever #if you have a super new phone — why? #i think the only reason I even upgraded was bc it was a Christmas gift #phones #technology #congo genocide #lithium ion batteries #tumblr polls #poll #polls #my poll #my polls #my post #original post

[holocene-sims]

a sneak peek for an upcoming (timeline tbd) update 😊

#holocene.txt #hlcn: story extras #consider this a thanks for the kind words on gratitude day :) #i wanna respond to everyone individually when i have time and also wax poetic about how much every comment means to me #it really does mean a lot #it's been a rough year and a very lonely year like i'm genuinely just so :/ #i lost both of my grandmothers this year very suddenly and the holidays feel empty now and i'm dealing with scary health issues #i finally had a brain mri after waiting for it to get scheduled since JUNE and now i have to wait on results and undergo some other testing #and i'm losing my mind a little because i planned a nice christmas gift for my mom and it feels ruined because the post office lost it #and my dad ruined the whole surprise of it by calling customer support on speaker phone with her in the room...and she ofc heard everything #i just wanted something nice for my mom :( she deserves it and although i have other gifts for her still it's not all what i planned #i don't mean to rant but i just wanted to add context when i say it means a lot that anyone even remotely likes my pixels #i may not know most of you very well *yet* (trying to fix that!!) but it's nice to feel a little support from somewhere :) beyond nice #and sorry for being absent a lot this year but i swear i have so much appreciation for y'all and i love you and your pixels dearly #i always feel bad like maybe it doesn't seem like i care in return bc i'm offline a lot now but i really do!! i care a lot!! love y'all xox

[juicedbeetle]

I was rewatching with a friend and I really liked these gestures

#beetlejuice #beetlejuice musical #mine #gif #I figured out a way to make nice gift with my phone aha!!!!!!! i take requests if they aren't insane #also he does the same thing the SAME BOOT later in say my name eheheh I call it the #please dont swarm me with boot requests #*i call it the ''head hand tic'' STUPID TUMBLR STOP CHANGING UP MY TAGS BC I USED QUOTATIONS GRRRR #fav series

[gifti3]

happy bday to me! 🎂🥳🎉

for this very special day i wanted to list and compare the presents and interactions i got in the mobile games ive been playing consistently lmao

under cut cause the pics are big

Time Princess A letter with 10 golden tickets, 100 stamina, and 10000 coins

Obey Me! Nightbringer 1 UR+, UR, and SSR Joker each 3 Demon Vouchers 30 Karma Points 200 AP 30000 Grim 50 Devil Points Along with a bday video, birthday calls from the characters throughout the day and a UR guarantee for a 10 pull There's half-off on Devil Tree unlocks There's also special birthday dialogue in the Surprise Guests: -- the first Surprise Guest I did gave me 30 more Devil Points -- and you can press anywhere on the boys and get max hearts :]

What in HELL is Bad They haven't implemented bday stuff yet so nothing (´。＿。｀)

Twisted Wonderland A Happy Birthday from the character you have set as your favorite card and a Tenfold Key Set (for rolls)

and last but not least.....*drum roll* 🥁🥁🥁 Love and Deepsace! Special Happy Birthdays from each guy which include them singing happy birthday to you :3 Birthday Dialogue on the home screen Presents from each one (items you can use to decorate their desks) 500 Diamonds 5 Empyrean Wishes 1 Bottle of Wishes: SSR 1 Energy Capsule: Powerful And 2 birthday stickers

#so whb is technically in last place but since its a newer game ill let it pass this year #so time princess is next in line for last place #its a fine gift but since they dont have any characters saying happy birthday it doesnt do much for me #nightbringer kinda surprised me! #i was expecting a call and some devil points #but this is a lot more then i expected :3c #also i go crazy for free UR+ Jokers #i was thinking of adding regular obey me but decided to skip it since i only really just log in for dailies for the most part #(and i dont even do that everyday if im not feeling it) #also theyre practically the same minus the calls (but i have the old ones that i havent listened to yet still) #twst was cute nothing too crazy #(thank you for ur presence lilia) #i liked love and deepspaces happy bdays from the characters a lot because they sang lmao 😭 #also i feel very special from them saying all this nice stuff about hoping that i get what i want and that i stay healthy and stuff dwsiiws #it feels like obey me has more in character interactions BUT when i think it about it more #deepspace has the models actually hand you gifts #also the moment you have with the characters feels more personal #but tbf theres more obey me characters and you do get those calls throughout the whole day! (also they give more stuff imo) #so i cant really pick which one i liked more :d #dutp #obey me nightbringer #twisted wonderland #love and deepspace #im now 26.... #oh jeez #long post #still doing the same shit i was doing in middle school uashusha (i mean playing dating games) #my personality has refined over the years tho #anyways im gonna celebrate tomorrow with my family :] #this is the end of my post tho ill probably post about the asmo phone call later

[eruditetyro]

THE RIVER BENEATH/BEYOND/WITHIN THE RIVER. Ben Caplan/Tamsyn Muir/Clarissa Pinkola Estés/Maggie Stiefvater/Leon Bridges/Tamsyn Muir/Ben Caplan/Maggie Stiefvater/Clarissa Pinkola Estés/Maggie Stievater. Text reproduced in alt text.

#this was chasing itself around my head in a little train so i made it a thing. #estes’ women who run with wolves is a pretty bioessentialist look at femininity from 1992 that was given to me as a gift when i was 15 #but parts of it hold up and are really evocative. like the river underneath the river as the source of creativity and intuition #i also wish maggie had compared the ley lines directly to rivers at one point but at best she calls them tributaries a lot #tazmuir really has some Nice Shit going on with her rivers #and the ben caplan song is one of my all time favorite songs. of all time. #leon bridges made my cry the first time i listened to his river song. #that’s all my commentary i think #web weavings #i just typed all that alt text on my phone at 1 AM.

[ratgingi]

thinking about how i was playing stardew yesterday and was in hysterics because shanes 6 heart event triggered on MARNIES BIRTHDAY

#I WAS LOSING MY MIND i have a phone mod and just before it triggered he called to tell me how it was her birthday #and how he was struggling to think of a gift to get her #AND THEN I GO INTO HER RANCH TO GIVE HER THE ONW I HAVW AND THE EVENT TRIGGERS I WAS LIKE SHANE NO NOT LIKE THIS #dialogue

[lavenderdayze]

I think I might have no friends anymore.

#i dont know what the hell is going on anymore #took 3 hours of phone calls messages and contacting their family to get confirmation that they were physically okay #they had a falling out and now im heartbroken and alone and i still dont even know what caused all of this #how do you go from exchanging addresses and christmas gifts and planning trips together to this in 24 hours #i think itd hurt less if it had been my fault

[fraddit]

Just ordered flower delivery for my grandmother's upcoming 90th birthday, and despite the fact that I literally used to be a fucking florist, I forgot how fucking easy and great it is as a gift concept. Truly top tier.

#i was like wow thanks for not giving us a decent window of time to buy and send a gift mother #but then i fucking remembered the instant gratification machine of floral delivery #yes i had to call someone on the phone #and had a very pointless spell of anxiety about it #but less than five minutes and boom #gonna make her fucking day #lsahdfklsdasfs honestly this post probably only exists because i'm working out the residual anxiety lmao #shut up fraddit

[chronomally]

If one more thing happens today I'm going to explode and destroy the whole world and that is a promise. That is the kind of negativity I choose to put into the universe and I will not be stopped

#please feel free to ignore this #Jake meets world #THREE phone calls #So much nonsense horseshit #The only bright spot is that my boss's boss sent a link to a training she recommended for me #and if my boss says yes then I get a free certification and $50 gift card