#Broken Broom

[oldnarnian5]

#broken broom #angry witch #3D pinup

[forged-in-kaoss]

chore boys

#one piece #luffy #monkey d lufy #mugiwara no luffy #kuroashi no sanji #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #3 broom style #'how many plates have you broken so far?!' 'oh sorry i wasn't counting!' 'apologize for breaking them!!!' he's me in the kitchen fr #nd luffy #baratie #loguetown #going merry #mugiwara no ichimi #strawhat crew #east blue crew #i love sanji and zoro doing dishes because it's like so rare theyre chill and not yelling at each other

[youngpettyqueen]

I completely understand why we didn’t get to see it because it wasn’t the point of the episode and it was already very heavy with a lot of things but that said I’d give anything to know how Hawkeye dealt with BJ breaking his and Trapper’s still

#mash #hawkeye pierce #bj hunnicutt #THINKING ABOUT PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT AGAINNNN #this episode haunts me #that still was all he had left #the very last piece of Trapper he had #broken glass all over the floor he would’ve had to clean up #I know I focus on the hit a lot but the STILL #how did Hawkeye handle BJ taking a chair to the one thing he had left of Trapper #was he angry #did he cry #did he silently sweep up broken glass #did he let anybody help did he insist on doing it alone #did he pretend it didn’t matter #laugh and say it was only glass with his knuckles white around the broom #shaking everybody involved in the writing of that episode #WHAT HAPPENED. TELL ME

[hirunoka]

I thunk when john not hunting he hangs out at Bernard’s bookstore, Eisy :D

It's a lovely thing to imagine 😁 Him just relaxing at the bookshop, listening to Bernard talking about some books and being mean to customers and all ❤

I can also imagine John selling books to customers from time to time— which doesn't make Bernard happy because if John keeps doing that, the monsters, a.k.a customers, will be back and he doesn't want them back, thank you very much.

I mean, look at him:

#tbcatdc #that broom is broken now btw #no thanks to John #you owe Bernard a broom now John #that ask made me happyyy thank you😁

[tepli-mravenci]

Managing my own time is so fun

Watch Hazbin Hotel > go to work > aquire workplace injury that almost makes me faint > rewatch Hazbin Hotel

#i broke my nail is what happened #its not even...long it just broke in half but obv since it's short the half was on the finger so it started bleeding #and it took me along time to notice cause i was really stressed about finishing my work on time #and I unnowingly bled on the broom and an empty bag of corn #and then i noticed it and i cope really badly with nail injuries in particular I cant stand to even look at someone else's broken nail #so i was pretty much running on pure anxiety the last 20 minutes of work #and then I had like 3 separate phone calls #anyway I've watched Hazbin twice at this point #well the 6 episodes that are out anyway #random #hah #if anyone's worried about me the the nail is fine it bled a little it was really okay I'm just a crybaby about nail injuries #like things stuck under nails or nails broken in half and shit it makes me lightheaded

[perrys-place]

small collection of photos from my "bun and peeper" folder

#miniatures #diorama #<- idk if it countd #i just love collecting mini stuff #the little broom that bun has in the last photo is the bristle of my broken brush #and its like meant to look like a filipino broom that consist of sticks tied together with rope #i still have the house! its actually more decorated than it was 2 years ago #maybe ill take new photos hehehe #my photos #my pics #im very happy with how i got this ''vintage'' effect too #heehee ^_^ #sylvanian families

[thecyrulik]

An unsuccessful job interview but a successful trip at the same time.

#not whump #my photos #cemetery #you know I almost got pneumonia because Iissed two buses and the lake made the air wet and cold and then I didn't catch the train #and the train station waiting room was a glorified broom closet with a broken window #worth it tho

[katiajewelbox]

When he thinks he's going to get your money, but he gets the broom instead!

#memes #breakup #broken engagement #gold digger #black cat #broom #explosion #shocking #dumped #good riddance

[mihai-florescu]

If it makes you feel better, the only way to get tetanus from rust is from a deep puncture wound. So unless that vacuum has a pointed edge, yall should be fine to touch it 👍

Im still not approaching it because, with my luck, id manage to hurt myself picking it up, but thats reassuring. A bit. Either way the ecosystems developing on this balcony are not something i want to mess with

#theres a trashcan growing some sort of weeds #a half broken broom the birds were taking straws from to build nests #some kitchen stuff that got burned #idk man i dont like aknowledging it #ask #anon

[i-dont-talk-for-days-on-end]

Anyway, I scrubbed the floor today and now I have to think about Sherlock. XD

#literally nothing interesting to deduce here except that my vacuum cleaner is broken #it's very frustrating #now i have to clean with a broom and then wipe the floor and I don't have a mop #being a uni student is so weird #you are supposed to be an adult #but at the same time you don't own a mop or a functioning vacuum cleaner #anyway #sherlock bbc #sherlock holmes #personal thoughts #a study in pink #asip

[incendiorum-arch]

❝  you have more of a reputation than you might think.  ❞ ( marcellus )

“ I KNOW, EXACTLY, THE REPUTATION I have, ” iovita retorts, slanting a suspicious look at the demon. they are sorely wrong here, but they are also completely oblivious to what marcellus is implying. all they know of venadeus is of a strange man who exists only in their dreams. uncomfortable, terrifying dreams, but just… dreams. just dreams.

“ if you’re lurking in the wrong sort of circles, ” their gaze darkens, “ then I will stop tolerating you. I don’t care who ends up pissed at me about it. and if you are hanging around with dogs - ” that would be the hounds “ - then you’d be smart to leave them before they turn on you, too. ” nodding after this, the witch apparently satisfied, they grab the broom leaning up against the nearest wall and wave it at him. “ now shoo! I don’t want demons hanging around today. it’s bad for business. if you hurry I won’t smack you with this. ”

@dcwnrisen , conversational starters.

#◜❝ 𝙸𝙲. ⟩⟩ bring myself out cause i can’t be tamed #→ 𝙸. 𝙼𝙰𝙸𝙽. ⟩⟩ out in the wild. broken off the chain. ❞◞ #dcwnrisen #io smacking him with a broom: stop being weird and cryptic #alskdjfhfh

[yourknightinshiningplastic]

one of the ceiling titties in the kitchen just fell and shattered for no reason and it the fuck out of me

#everyone was in bed idk what happened #thats another light fixture broken #i think its like a curse honestly #dad the one in the hallway with the broom or something I can't remember #and then my brother broke the one in his room because he was throwing things #and now this one just falls randomly in the middle of the night wtf #sure was loud tho #its one on the slanted part of the ceiling so it had a good few feet to fall #and its not like those things are light #winona has something to say

[djdangerlove]

PSA: This is not a good weapon of choice against a spider on the ceiling.

It falls to the side before the murdering smush and knocks the spider in the floor giving the spider the opportunity to escape under the furniture.

#my broom is broken off the handle so I couldn’t use that 😂

[haligtreedream]

So it's 2 am and I've got about a thousand words of mad thematic analysis about why the Miquella and Mohg story works better as a horror allegory for forced familial conservatorship instead of whatever the fuck it is we got in canon so I might post that tomorrow if I can edit it into something readable and cohesive

#ooc #hhhhhhhhhhh lore hunters have broken my brain #cause now i feel the need to back up every single thing with pedantics and item descriptions #instead of examining character themes and motifs which are my bread and butter #either way it would have been BETTER cause then you could also have an element where mohg is operating from a place of internalized abelism #and then has to deal with that #i am smacking grrm and fromsoft with an unalloyed broom #i am driving them out of my treehouse #the only sin on this blog is heresy against the golden order

[helenas-crashed-car]

A MORBIUS FAN FOLLOWED ME I DONT MAKE MORBIUS CONTENT THAT OFTEN PLEASE LET MY TMA MORBIUS POST DIE

#river talks too much #I’m fending you guys off with a broken broom handle #sobbing rn /nsrs

[mixology-expert]

“Heya, again, sugar!”

...Mix eyes the end of his broken mop. Just in case.

#like a true warrior his weapons are toothpicks #and mops and brooms #and broken alcojol bottles #ordersup