#Butts everywhere

[sparklyeyedhimbo]

aww look at that maybe they not going crazy this ti-

9NAA please never change asjdhasjkdasd

#KisekiChapter2 #Kiseki 奇跡 ฤดูปาฏิหาริย์ Chapter2 #what do and how do i even tag this #asjdhkjas #BUTTS EVERYWHERE

[capturedbeauty]

#i can't resist #enter everywhere #lucious bottom #tight butts drive me nuts #take me as you please #beautiful woman #rear view #so smooth #tasty cakes #soft to touch

[that-disabled-princess]

#i'm just waiting for the discount chocolate and other candy lmao #valentine's day is the devil incarnate #my romance repulsed butt despises it #hate seeing heart motifs everywhere #aromantic #actually aromantic #if anyone tags this as asexual i will take away your chocolate #stop tagging my explicitly aro posts as asexual #polls

[gl0rificus]

my ass has gotten so juicy

#it’s so big compared to how it used to look #walking everywhere is helping #i understand now why my ex was obsessed with my butt

[miseria-fortes-viros]

watching a movie with your mom is truly a unique experience. the credits start rolling on everything everywhere all at once and you’re sitting there like “wow, what a profound perspective on the human experience. everything matters because nothing matters and vice versa. trying to figure out who we would be if things were different will drive us to insanity. being present here and now is the best we can do for ourselves. sometimes laundry and taxes is really all you need if it’s with the right person. sometimes if you help one person you can save a whole bunch of other people in the process. and even in the strangest circumstances there is always something to love” and your mom is like “THAT WAS SO WEIRD AND GROSS AND I DIDNT GET IT I AM NEVER LETTING YOU PICK A MOVIE AGAIN”

#helenaposting #sigh. sure mom we can watch another period piece about white women being able to vote #‘WHY IS HE TRYING TO PUT THAT THING UP HIS BUTT!! EW!!’ well mom i’m sorry you didn’t like that. #unfortunately i didn’t make the movie so i cant tell you why they decided to go that route #however it was chekovs butt plug. did u really see the giant butt plug in the beginning and expect it not to come up later #barbi.mov #everything everywhere all at once

[smittenskitten]

Porsche’s curves 🍑

#kinnporsche #apo nattawin #kinnporsche the series #asianlgbtqdrama #porsche kittisawasd #thaidramaedit #kinnporscheedit #prangon gifs #he is it #waist butt curves *pointing everywhere* #RIP my need to make big gifs and crack pixels while doing it

[sicc-nasti]

Observe as Brodie cleans his Brogatitos’ helmets- giving them the best chance at survival in the harsh Tuefort nature,,,

A wonderful friend of a friend gifted me with the greatest piece of fanart of my Couriers, Brady (narrating) and Brodie, like. Ever. I’ve been rendered into a fine paste.

Based on this original comic. It’s perfect.

#art for me #artist wished to remain anonymous but please know friend that I love you #tf2 courier #tf2 oc #tf2ocpropaganda #tf2octourney #tf2 10th class #tf2 tenth class #I’m so sorry I’m flodding the tags but I need everywhere to see it #my oc #team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf3 #so incredibly in love with this so much I can’t stop staring #tf2 tenth class oc #tf2 10th class oc #brogatitos #they’re learning spatial awareness #Brodie love his butt to be patted #Brady is so fuckin beautiful in that face close up #they even included his shitty Panther tattoo in the last panel #i love you so much #comic #tf2 oc comic

[faeriekit]

School visit today ~ooo~

Me: shhhhhhh. I know we just danced and got really excited. I know. It was so— HEY. If you're quiet and you're ready, show me your listening ears~🎵

Kids: *tug on their ears, more or less paying attention*

Me: thank you. Now. This is a very SERIOUS book. It's very serious. We're going to have SERIOUS reading time, okay? Can you be SERIOUS?

Kids: *a lot of "serious" faces*

Me: thank you. Now. This is our very serious book, okay? It's about Butts.

Kids: *SHRIEKING with laughter*

#we have an advanced readers copy even though it already came out because it was FREE so it's MINE FOR STORYTIME USE 😈 #you will be happy to know that butt based humor is still alive and well in preschools everywhere #library posting

[mynonah]

The Notebook kissing scene à la Klaine

for @annepi-blog 💕

I don't think either Kurt or Blaine would let that happen to their hair though...

#this took muuuch longer than it should have and you can't even tell #i got a little stuck right at the beginning #anyway #hope you like it #kurt hummel #blaine anderson #klaine #klaine art #klaine fanart #glee art #glee #myno's stuff #the notebook #kisses. kisses everywhere #perfect pumpkins' perfect butts

[live-padraig-reactions]

I've finally reached the Blackpits fight to save Gwydian and all I have to say is

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

#Dos2 #Divinity original sin 2 #Why is there necrofire everywhere why am I being swarmed with blobs why do some of the blobs heal from the fucking necrofire and #poor Gwydian is as sturdy as a wet piece of cardboard why do I have to babysit this guy. I am woefully unprepared for this fight #Unrelated but the fact that these oil blobs slap each other's butts to heal is very funny

[newfeeling77]

why do men insist on spitting on the ground every 30 seconds theres 3 guys waiting for the bus w me just smoking n spitting everywhere. maybe you dont like cigarettes that much actually

#thats like #my number one pet peeve if u could even call it that bc i think its just basic human decency #not to spit everywhere like a drooling fucking animal #+ throwing butts on the ground n smoking in a group of strangers who wish u were dead fucking go somewhere else

[braintapes]

i...appreciate, i think, what they're trying to go for here. but man. the butts plotline really, really does not interest me. like 'i want to stop watching when i see these things on screen' levels of disinterest.

#doom patrol #i like immortus i want more immortus can i have more isabel feathers please. please. id like to not think about the butts. please #those things feel SO incongruent with all the thematic shit happening literally everywhere else #and no matter how hard i try all i can think when i look at them is 'that is a walking talking asshole' #all the dialogue and plot whatever goes in one ear and out the other BECAUSE THATS AN ASSHOLE MAN. GET IT OUT OF HERE.

[captainshyguy]

i watched the mario movie and anyway i think the absolute funniest thing nintendo could do for potential sequel, where everyone is talking abt like. daisy, and wario and waluigi and all that is just. adapt superstar saga into a movie and have luigi swooning over peasley's twink ass on the big scene for millions of people to see

#EXPOSE EVERYOEN TO PRINCE PEASLEY YOU COWARDS #luke rambles #mario #FORCE PEOPLE EVERYWHERE TO WTHC PRINCE PEASLEY POKING LUIGI BUTT MULTIPLE TIMES WITH HIS SWORD AS LUIGI BLUSHES ABOUT IT

[125storejuice]

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#not to be to graphic but #my roommate cat came into the room freaking out earlier #like running around #looking like she was trying to bite her butt #i checked it out and she was fine #went into the bathroom an hour later #and i tell you #the amount of shit on the floor and WALLS #i dont know how she did it!!! #but i know it was her!!!! #its literally EVERYWHERE #i saw her on the way out #and told her i saw what she did #i got one tiny mow in reply

[1eos]

thank you for the helpful answer!! I completely agree, claiming that usamericans only care about their own issues (and especially leftitst issues, and issues that target black people) does imply they mean black Americans, or at the very VERY least it implies "people who care about antiblackness" like, even if they don't specifically mean Black Americans, it still comes off as "oh so when black people are killed in the States they care, but when someone else is killed somewhere else they don't??" so even if it doesn't necessarily imply antiblackness it still comes off in an ALM way

exactly!!!!!!!!!!! its just a lot of weird whataboutism in leftist spaces esp considering theres antiblackness everywhere? like you're mad that a website full of americans talks abt american antiblackness and yet you never talk abt the antiblackness in YOUR country...........so its like..........you just want us to never talk abt black ppl 😭😭😭😭😭 and thats weird. and a lot of the times the issues around the world have similar causes (capitalism, white supremacy, racism) and EVERY country has classism and racism so its absolutely insane when someone understands america is a hot bed for a lot of issues around the world but want to ignore that there's also a racial hierarchy there and implying the black ppl who are brutalized where YOU fucking live are magically not brutalized in the country that perfected the brutalizing 😵‍💫

#and ofc american leftists can be xenophobic butt thats never getting called out #its just anger that black ppl dare exist 😭😭😭😭😭 #and personally i dont see anything wrong w someone focusing on their domestic discourse first #but :) black ppl are everywhere and are the most likely to be brutalized so its like #u can care abt your black population but they never do! funny that!

[fri3d-coff33]

Found this lil eastern water dragon the zoo today :)

#water dragon #lizards #aussie wildlife #they were everywhere 💀 #there was even one sitting on an alligators butt