"Bridge the gap!"
Mully x Fem reader
Requested by: none
Warnings: Swearing, fluff, Mully being Mully.
A/n: I got this idea from the boys video where Mully and Eddie tried Mexican candy
Summary: Mully, Eddie, and Y/n have laid out candy from their countries. Mully has Australian candy, Eddie Mexican, and Y/n American.
@goldenstarofthunderclan 💗
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"What's up guys! Welcome back to another video! I'm Y/n and I'm here with Eddie and my boyfriend Mully! Today Edd's has brought some candy native to his country and Mully has some from Australia! And I'm here to pull an Eddie and bridge the gap between their two countries!"
She brought up a box and slammed it down on counter.
"We got Milkyway! Three musketeers! Baby Ruth! Pay day! Reese's! Skittles! M&M's! We got Snickers! We got Twix! We got Butterfinger! We got....what is this shit?....Oh! Jolly Ranchers! Mike and Ike's! You get the just!"
Y/n pushed her box away, and pulled Mully's over.
"Alright, what do we have here? What horseshit have you brought in today!? Tim tams! Caramello koala... Whatever the fuck that is! We got Freddo! Red ripperz! Bertie beetle! Chokito! Jaffas! And on and fuckin on!"
She then slid Eddie's box in front of her and cracked her knuckles.
"Okay....Pelon pelo rico, De La Rosa candy, Ricolino, cocadas, pica limon....and I can't pronounce the rest!"
She pushed all three boxes out in front of them and leaned on the counter. Y/n pulled out a butterfinger, Tim tams, and some kinda candy that was on a spoon with half jelly and half peanut butter.
"Butterfinger?" Mully asked while picking it up.
"Yeah, try it babe. It's good and bad at the same time. That shit gets stuck in your teeth like a son of a bitch."
Mully pulled it out of the wrapper and took a bite.
"Oh fuck, your weren't joking."
"Yeah whatever you do don't clench your jaw!"
"Why not?" Mully ask as he bit down.
"Because your teeth get stuck together."
Eddie leaned forward and bursted out laughing, Y/n smiled and kissed Mully's cheek.
"It's okay, here Eddie now you try it."
She took a bite of a Tim Tam and nodded, it was surprisingly delicious.
"You like it?" Mully asked.
"Yeah, I'm genuinely shocked that I do. Because American candy is a hell of a lot sweeter than Australian.
Eddie made a disgusted face when he attempted to chew his butterfinger.
"Dawg, this is shit." He said. "Try this."
Eddie held out the spoons to Mully and Y/n, Mull looked at her, waiting for her to try it first. She took a bite that couldn't even be considered that.
"Nah, man. That shit isn't it! It tastes like shark ass."
Mully threw his head back and laughed, he gripped her shoulder trying not to fall to his knees.
"Shark ass?" He yelled.
"Yeah it's salty as fuck!"
"It's not salt." Eddie said. "It's sodium."
Y/n flipped her hands around in the air.
"Yeah well, sodium and salt tastes the same no matter what you call it. These sons a bitches.." Y/n threw the bag of spoons across the room. "Taste like polluted, fresh out the ocean shark ass."
"Next item!" She yelled. "From Eddie's box, we got this shit! Pelon pelo rico! And from mine we got.....Jolly Ranchers! And from my handsome! Big! Fluffy! Hunk of man's box we got!.....Milo?"
Mully took it from her and kissed her head.
"Yeah, people put in in milk."
"OHHHHH, so it's kinda like nesquik?"
"But better." Mully said while pointing. "But we don't drink it in milk.....tip your head back."
Y/n's eyebrows dropped, she looked like flint Lockwood's dad.
"What? No. You're gonna get it in my eyes and my nose!"
"No I won't.....you can trust me."
Y/n hesitated, but soon she just got on her knees in front of him and opened her mouth.
"Good girl, just the way I like you." Mully groaned.
He poured a little bit of the powder into her mouth, allowing her to get the full experience of the taste.
"You like it?" He asked.
Y/n moved it around her mouth before answering.
"It tastes like an Australian version of swiss miss."
"What's that?"
"It's a coco powder."
She grabbed out a cherry jolly rancher and took it out of the package, Y/n slowly captured his lips in a deep sensual kiss, before popping it into his mouth. She then handed one to Eddie, waiting for their reactions.
"So far, American candy is the best." Mully said.
"Damn right, Daddy!" Y/n yelled as she slapped Gabby a high five.
"Oh guys." She said to the camera. "Gabrielle is in Kevin and Dose's place today."
"Now I want you two to try this." Eddie said, while holding out the Pelon pelo rico."
Y/n made a displeased face, making Eddie laugh.
"Come on, Y/n. You haven't even tried it yet."
He showed them how to access the so called candy, once they tasted it, that shit wasn't going down. Y/n and Mully weren't swallowing that without throwing up. But when Gabby tried it, she said it was delicious.
"What the fuck is wrong with you guys?" Y/n asked. "Got anything good in that box? Or just shit?"
Eddie chuckle and pulled out some mango slaps, Y/n nodded, it actually looked kinda good.
"Alright, imma have you guys try Skittles. Mully what are you feeding us?"
"Jaffas." He held up the bag and showed the camera.
Y/n tore open the Skittles and poured it into their hands, the boys savored the flavors and nodded.
"I know Eddie has had this before." Y/n said. "But what do you think, babe?"
"It's good, I like how it's full of flavor and it's not bland."
"Eddie, your turn." She said.
He handed them each a slap and showed them how to roll them, the taste was actually good. Mully handed out the Jaffas.
"Yo!" Y/n yelled. "Imma break my fuckin teeth. I like it but holy fuck."
The video went on, Mully didn't really like Eddie's candies. The American stuff had more choices and more flavors, the chocolate was good and bad. Since it was American, land of the free and home of the too much of a bitch to eat a veggie.
(I can say that because I'm American, our country has a lot of fat people.)
Y/n liked a bit of Eddie's food, The Australian candy wasn't as sweet as hers.
"Well." She said. "I think that turned out pretty good. I mean Mully and I both threw up, Eddie deep throated Mull with some nasty stick looking thing with chili powder on it. And Gabby watched us suffer, this was a good video."
Mully threw his arm over her shoulder and pulled her closer.
"Thank you for watching." He said. "If you want to see more videos like these, don't forget to like and subscribe. And go to theboys.store to grab some of this merch."
Y/n smiled and hugged Mully.
"Yeah, if you want your man to be as snuggly as a teddy bear. Then buy him some merch! Thank you guys for watching! Tata!"
THE END ❤️
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