#Cutthroat kitchen

[murderandcoffee]

alton brown could do saw but jigsaw couldn't do cutthroat kitchen

#alton brown #saw #jigsaw #cutthroat kitchen #bs.txt

[magnetothemagnificent]

Cutthroat Kitchen and the challenge is that the chefs can only use ingredients that would be found in my (kosher, vegetarian, and autistic) kitchen

#cutthroat kitchen

[finhere]

I would do unspeakable things to see Eliot Spencer on an episode of cutthroat kitchen

#leverage redemption plsss come through #eliot spencer #leverage #cutthroat kitchen #alec hardison #parker leverage #imagine the ot3 on the show actually #maybe I should write this

[briarlily]

Best cutthroat kitchen episode is definitely the one where big man smashes a coconut with his bare hands and tells his opponent it's his head, but the runner up is probably where the first round challenge is to make toast and one chef forgets to get bread.

#cutthroat kitchen #food network

[cashthecomposer]

I absolutely love cooking shows that have an absolutely off the wall premise, and refuse to watch anything else.

Cutthroat Kitchen- you can SABOTAGE your fellow cooks, but you have to buy them with your prize money. Alton Brown is 1 egg away from being institutionalized.

Crime Scene Kitchen- figure out what was cooked, and duplicate it. Make the right thing badly? You're fine! Make the wrong thing absolutely beautifully, so perfectly that the judges cry from the pure and wonderful flavor? You're fucked go HOME.

Is It Cake? You must make a cake look like a thing and then people must guess which thing is cake among a group of the things. The judge then tries to cut open a shoe with a butter knife. Chaos.

Are there any other cooking shows out there that clearly show that at least one executive out there still has a sense of humor?

#cooking shows #crime Scene kitchen #is it cake #cutthroat kitchen

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

At some point as a child I just decided Alton Brown was gay. I have no idea when or why. So now I'm watching cutthroat kitchen and he's like "make a quesadilla with my wife's hair straightener". Anyways did y'all know Alton Brown isn't gay 'cause I fucking didn't.

#cutthroat kitchen #alton brown

[foodnetworkbitch]

Alton Brown gone feral on July 24th, 2023

#alton brown #food network #cutthroat kitchen #food network blog #good eats #funny

[coppercrow]

Weird thing my brain dreamt up while napping today: Cutthroat Kitchen but set in Hell.

Specifically, Charlie decides to host a cooking contest as a way to promote the Hazbin Hotel, but her intention of running a cute, Great British Bake Off-esque challenge gets overrun by the other hotel residents and morphs into something far more Hellish.

I can't decide who I'd want the host to be, or the contestants though, because there are many entertaining combinations:

Scenario one -

Vox gets wind of this and convinces Charlie to let him host and promises to televise the event to promote the hotel. Really he's only doing this because Alastor has promised to compete and he wants to finally get him on camera + make the competition living hell for the Radio Demon. However he becomes increasingly frustrated when Alastor instead focuses all his attention on Lucifer, who is also competing.

Scenario Two:

Lucifer as host, with Alastor as a competitor. Lucifer has a whole pile of sabotages specifically designed to hinder Alastor but somehow he breezes through all of them.

Scenario Three:

Vaggie as host (she absolutely could be ruthless enough) and both Alastor and Lucifer as competitors, who spend so much time sabotaging each other the one of the other competitors wins (maybe Angel Dust or a completely unexpected competitor)?

Scenario Four:

Alastor as a competitor, who goes into it thinking this will be a piece of cake and absolutely crashes and burns.

#cutthroat kitchen #hazbin hotel #random fic ideas #alastor hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #vox hazbin hotel

[ana-cantskywalker]

Watching cutthroat kitchen is dangerous, but like not in ways you might think.

It’s dangerous because the more I watch it the more I NEED to write an enemies-to-lovers Sabezra Cuthroat kitchen AU

I mean imagine the banter THE BANTER

#and I’m sorry but they would be perfect cooking show contestants #which unfortunately would mean I couldn’t run with my usual ‘Ezra can’t cook’ gag #but we make sacrifices for art ok #Sabezra #cutthroat kitchen #ezrabine

[fake-cutthroat-kitchen]

Chefs! For dessert, I would like...key lime pie.

Now, you'll want to be keyed into this auction.

We have here a set of lockers, and, surprise, they're locked up tight. Some of them contain some pretty useful stuff: pie crust, sugar, and so on. Some of them are...less useful, like this one, which contains a CD for Sublime's album Santeria.

Win this auction, and your opponent will have to give up their basket and fumble with this full keyring to find usable ingredients in these lockers.

#alton brown #cooking #food network #cutthroat kitchen

[tethered-heartstrings]

me, someone who is not good at cooking, watching professional/trained chefs in a cooking competition show: wow look at those bad decisions how could you fuck up like that i would never do that

#cutthroat kitchen #the challenege was hotdogs #and this mfer user chorizo..... #the speaking clown

[phijodo]

SwordTember Day 3 Rogue!

Inspired by Cutthroat Kitchen 😂

#swordtember #rogue #tinfoil #cutthroat kitchen #prop design #sword #fantasyart

[lunarproject]

if l lawliet wasnt a detective, he would be an american cooking competition show host a la alton brown

#like imagine it #THE AUCTIONS ARE LITERALLY L CORE IDK WHAT TO TELL U #l lawliet #death note #cutthroat kitchen #alton brown

[historicalhiccups]

I feel like we need to revisit the way that Alton Brown is dismayed at people being upset that something featured as a sabotage is in fact, not a great kitchen appliance.

#alton brown #cutthroat kitchen #this gives me life #i will never stop laughing at this #but also the rollie #why #who made this #who hurt you #why did you do this #and i kind of want one to see if it's THAT bad??? #my curiousity demands this of me #Youtube

[high-quality-tiktoks]

The tragic backstory of every cooking show contestant

#video #tiktok #tiktoks #funny #lmao #wtf #cooking #chopped #cupcake wars #cutthroat kitchen #stanzipotenza

[appendingfic]

Chef: I'm going to get a bunch of extra ingredients, just to be safe Alton Brown: *introduces a sabotage that replaces their entire basket*

#cutthroat kitchen