Jeffrey Combs fans on their way to watch some dogshit movies just because he has five minutes of screentime in it
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Warlock: So I went to see Barbie yesterday. Do you mind some spoilers?
Cyclone, not really listening: Sure, why not. Bring it on.
Warlock: Iceman and Maverick were sitting in front of me holding hands. I think they are dating.
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The Ballad of Jane Doe is so Lucy Frostblade coded. In this essay I will-
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Mercury Cyclone Spoiler II Dan Gurney Special, 1969. A homologation special that allowed Mercury to compete in NASCAR stock car racing. To make the car more aerodynamic, a sleeker front section was used. The nose was replaced with one that extended the car's length and a flush-mounted grille from a Ford Cobra was fitted. The front bumper was actually a rear bumper off a 1969 Ford Fairlane that was cut, narrowed, and filled on the ends. Homologation rules meant 500 road-going cars needed to be made but only 351 "flat nose" examples were built, all with the 351ci Windsor V8 engine and automatic transmission. To make up the 500 a further 152 "W nose" Cyclone Spoilers were created with a variety of engine and transmission combinations, making 503 Dan Gurney Special models in all.
NASCAR needed to verify that 500 cars were made (during the first few weeks of 1969): As the story goes they built 351 extended "D" nosed cars; parked them in the front and on the edges of a parking lot; took 152 regular "W" nosed Cyclone Spoilers and parked them in the middle of all the Spoiler IIs in the parking lot. When NASCAR counted the cars they just never looked closely enough at the cars in the rear
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Saw au because Augh-
(Ignore the broken arm thing on the first pic that’s only supposed to be on the second.)
Skull means they die in the end
Plus post trap injuries
Elaboration under the cut!!
I should specify that they are not carbon copies of the characters they are based off kinda just. Parodies? You’ll get it.
Mischa-Adam. Young rapper in college just trying to get big. Photographs things he thinks would be cool album covers. Was put in the bathroom trap because he "wasted his time on a fruitless dream.". Head and neck scars are from when he hit his head on the toilet in that one scene. Yea. He also had a scar from getting shot by Noel. He got out alive tho after Noel came back for him.Doesn't work for jigsaw. Goes to Saint cassian college
ocean- strahm. Detective in the saw case. Grumpy and as stressed as strahm. Just graduated college recently. (Saint cassian college. In fact all the kids went to the same college.. Has the same hole in her throat from the water cube trap. Dies the same way as strahm does.
Constance- Perez. Ocean's partner in the saw case. A bit more anxious about jigsaw but not afraid to take action. Scars from when the doll exploded in her face. Was killed by Ricky I just haven't decided what happens yet <•_•>.
Noel- Lawrence. Majoring in law because his parents made him. Was put in the bathroom trap because he "always is a tool for other people and never does anything for himself" Got out after cutting off his leg. Karnak made him an apprentice and he helps Karnak not get caught since he knows the law so well.Went back to save Mischa but Mischa doesn't know he's an apprentice. Lives in the end to continue the jigsaw legacy.
Ricky- Hoffman. Shhh lemme explain. Ricky is a college student working on being a writer. He was very interested in the jigsaw killer. After being enraged by someone stealing and publishing all his work without giving him any kind of recognition he took things a bit to far. He put the person into a copycat trap. (What trap? Idk.). Of course Karnak was not please and tested Ricky the same way hoffman was tested (I’m still deciding if it’s the same or diff test). Ricky the starts working for Karnak by helping him set up blueprints, build, and write the tapes. He kills Constance and Virgil. Noel kills him in the end the same way lawrence did to hoffman. Watched over Ezra when penny disappeared.
penny/Jane doe.- Amanda. Went to college for some time while watching over her little brother, Ezra. She was put into the reverse bear trap (which also connected to her neck in the au) for supposedly not appreciating her life. After a severe head injury when getting out of the trap she lost pretty much all her memories. She doesn’t remember anything about herself including Ezra and her name. Karnak took her in and renamed her Jane. She works as an apprentice by helping with getting the victims and keeping the doll instance/setting it up.
Karnak- the jigsaw killer himself. Was a rollercoaster builder previously. After one of his coasters went awry and crashed, killing the passengers and injuring him. He was ridden with guilt and a new sense of life. He puts people into traps to make them appreciate what life they have left and to not destroy it like he did. Feels he has control over who lives and dies. Gets killed in the end similarly to John. (Haven’t decided the specifics of all that because he doesn’t have cancer but anyways-)
Virgil- Jill. No. Karnak does not marry the rat. I just wanted to include Virgil because I thought it was funny. Was just a rat in the warehouse before Karnak found him. Karnak became attached to him and personified him after being alone for so long in the warehouse. He knows all of jigsaws secrets and everything that happens. Dies in the end to Ricky’s hands because Ricky kinda began to lose it and blamed Virgil for everything that happened to him for some reason.
Ezra- Daniel. Teen who was living with his sister before she disappeared. Doesn’t know what Karnak did to her. Ricky takes care of him now that his sister is gone. Dedicated to finding out what happened to his sister and what the big deal with the jigsaw killer is. Mischa meets him later on and helps him try to figure it all out. He eventually finds out Penny is alive but she can’t take care of him anymore and barley even remembers him. He now lives with Mischa for the time being.
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