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whiskyarts · 9 months

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The things I wanna say about them I cannot on tumblr dot gov

Gimme chubby Varian headcanons

And Hugo’s life with donella headcanons

And Cyrus and Hugo headcanons

That's what our discord DMs are for teehee

SO WHAT I CAN SAY HERE FOR THESE

- Varian's weight fluctuates REALLY easily. When he was younger and living with his dad he was like, mostly baby fat, but he helped around the house and cooked good food, so he stayed a pretty healthy weight overall, if not a little bit chubby. Prison was a ROUGH go, and even though he was only there for a year of his life, that was more than enough time to lose that weight. He was sad, sick, and depressed. He looked awful. After prison, when he got closer to Rapunzel, he put on a lot more weight because now he can afford good foods (and looots of sweets)! He's a spoiled and chubby little guy! Good for him!

- HUGO AND DONELLA. HOOOHHHHH. I think when she first picked him up off the street, she saw his potential. She saw he was smart, cunning, and resourceful. Someone who, despite his age, would be a MAJOR benefit to her. Donella is an incredibly smart woman, and has plenty of underlings. But the difference with Hugo is that he would be more than capable of toppling the tower she's built. As he grows up he gets taller, smarter, and stronger. But Donella keeps him on a tight leash, and the things she knows keep that leash even tighter. Hugo knows better than to defy her. She has so much blackmail, and no amount of physical advantage is going to erase that.

- I love u for asking me about Cyrus, mwah. I think. Cyrus is in a similar boat to Hugo. Maybe emotional manipulation and blackmail is just Donella's go-to. Cyrus is more than capable of snapping anyone like a goddamn twig. But I think deep down he's a tired old man with a heart. He just has to push it down in this line of work. But he's not stupid. He sees how Donella treats Hugo, and the way he shies away from her, no matter how small those movements may be. He's not in a position, DESPITE how strong he is, to do or say anything about it. But he does soften up on Hugo to try and get him to realize that he's got his back when worse comes to worse. There's a mutual understanding there that they've got each other's back. Even if neither of them are willing to actually be emotionally vulnerable with each other.

#I LOVE YOU AAUAUGGHGHH #ask #varibean #varian and the seven kingdoms #vat7k #tangled #varian tangled #hugo vat7k #headcanons

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mewmewchann · 1 year

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Mew has speculation about the new VBS cards teehee

just what it says on the tin after some discussion in a few Discord servers I have some speculation on what this next VBS focus event could be about and what could happen here

(SPOILERS POTENTIALLY, ALSO CARD LEAKS and also me freaking out about the Toya card)

So if y’all didn’t know. I am all in on the Nagi is dead theory. I’ve been on it for a while and these card leaks are proving it for me I think.

but anyway this post isn’t about me giving my case statement about the Nagi is dead theory

So. Potential event plotline. Running with the Nagi is dead theory, either at the start or the first third of the event story the kids find this out. Kohane and Toya are sad because one of the original participants of RAD WEEKEND is dead, Akito is that but even more so because he was actually there for RAD WEEKEND, and An is crushed because she actually KNEW Nagi.

Not that An’s gonna show it at first. In fact, it at first seems to drive her more, giving her more motivation to surpass RAD WEEKEND to honour her legacy. Which is what I think leads to this card.

So this is probably a bit of a leap but it looks like Rin and Len are very much putting on their smiles here I mean putting this card next to all the other leaked cards they look REALLY out of place, so that’s the best explanation I can give atm So maybe while Meiko is being sensible and saying “aha maybe take a break for a bit before throwing yourselves into beating RAD WEEKEND” these two goofballs are like “nah nah bro you can totally honour Nagi’s legacy if you try, you can do it!!”

So An rallies the rest of VBS and they get to work! ...A lot of work.

so Idk about everyone else but Toya and Kohane look almost tired in this card. And Akito is ✨dramatically kneeling✨ so something is probably going on there, right?

Here’s my thought. After finding out Nagi is dead, An rallies the rest of VBS together and they throw themselves back into beating RAD WEEKEND. Which isn’t really a good idea just after finding out that someone is dead. And Akito realises “fuck this isn’t working”, leading to his card.

But An and potentially also Toya insist that no, they have to keep going with this. What’s gonna happen to Nagi’s legacy if they stop? They have to keep going, no matter what.

Leading to.

TOYA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU ARE GOING TO DIE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS WHAT

ahem.

Leading to Toya attempting to battle Taiga in an attempt to prove his worth to him. This is what solidifies the “VBS are diving headfirst into beating RAD WEEKEND” thought for me, as. Uh. We saw what happened when Arata challenged Taiga, Toya Ily but he is going to wipe the floor with you.

After either a close battle or Toya getting his ass handed to him, I feel like Taiga is gonna be the person who gets VBS to stop and take a moment to breathe. So he’ll probably say something along the lines of: “...Okay. Kids, I like your fire. Challenging me directly takes a lot of guts Aoyagi, I admire that. But you evidently need time. You’re upset. I get it. But diving headfirst into practice after finding out isn’t gonna do you kids any good. So take some time. You need it.”

so they decide to take Taiga’s advice and have a moment to process. Leading to.

...Ow.

So An is able to admit that yes, the news about Nagi DID mess her up. The person she looked up to has been dead for a while and she had no idea. But that doesn’t mean she’s gonna give up.

Sure, the kids need time. But they’re gonna be okay.

...Okay speculation done I’m probably gonna be horribly wrong about all of this, like watch the event come out and Nagi not actually be dead lmao but Idc, these are just my thoughts after seeing the cards and going by what we know from previous events.

Anyway, thank you for reading my insane rambling!!

#project sekai spoilers #project sekai #project sekai theory #vivid bad squad #prsk nagi #nagi kotaki #an shiraishi #kohane azusawa #akito shinonome #toya aoyagi #taiga kotaki #yes I am still losing my mind over the Toya card thanks for asking

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gordvendomewhore · 2 years

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For the ask game <3

A - Ships that you currently like a lot. (They don’t have to be OTPs because not everyone has OTPs.) Friendships, pairings, threesomes, etc. are allowed.

C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will.

H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., TV shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)?

J - Name a fandom you didn’t think about until you saw it all over Tumblr. (You don’t have to care about it or follow it; it just has to be something that Tumblr made you aware of.)

heyyy thank you for the ask teehee 🤭🤭 ik i literally reblogged this from your account LMAO so thank you, this was very considerate

i'm going to be answering most of these in regards to bully :)

these responses are gonna be a bit long so strap your boots on cowboys

A - ships i currently like

i am alwayssss thinking about bif/derby (berby 🥺) because they are my BOYS!! however, lately i was talking to my s/o about a post i made about unlikely prep ships (that apparently doesn't fucking exist because i couldn't find it again and had a mental breakdown over it), it reminded me of my love for bryce/vance!!!

when the bully discord was still a thing, me and my friends talked about unlikely ships and how u can basically ship... any two characters together. i don't remember how exactly we landed on bryce/vance, but it made sense to me and really settled into my heart lol. idk how to justify it other than wow! it just works. but if someone wants to know more, pls do feel free to send me an ask

other than that, i've really been into bryce/chad recently... they wrestle at night :)))

C - a ship i will never like

bro don't burn me at the stake for this, but there is one ship i just do not get behind, and anyone who knows me will know it but...

smopkins.

when i first played bully, which was two years ago, it was me revisiting it YEARS after i first discovered it as a young kid, and so i actually knew what shipping was lol. the first ship that came to mind for me was petey/gary, and while that is def popular in its own regard, it really surprised me to see how crazy people were for smopkins.

there's nothing wrong with the ship, i think a lot of art for it is cute (i have a good amount saved), and the fics certainly pack some emotion, but it just didn't click with me, and it never will lmao. and i think some people are too crazy about it, but that goes for ships in every fandom.

other than that, i don't really care for gord/vance. i did at some point, but i'm a jimmy/gord guy myself lol. it's still soooo so cute though.

H - favorite fandom source

well, obviously i like bully a whole lot LMAOO. there's a lot of freedom with the amount of side characters rockstar filled the game with, and they all have a surprising amount of personality put into them. there are endless situations to put all of them in with the small amount we've been given, and often this fandom just doesn't take advantage of it lol

other than bully though, i'm casually into borderlands and i used to have a haikyuu phase, so i check up on those two fandoms occasionally. i also LOVEEEEE the karate kid trilogy and watch the show that's out now (i have my gripes with it but whatever smh). i also like checking up on the rpg ib and one punch man every now and then. oooh and i can't forget detroit: become human.

J - fandom introduced to me through tumblr

uhhh none come to mind if i'm being honest haha. i don't really look at my feed unless i'm bored, so i'm only on tumblr to browse through tags for fandoms i know and post my own content.

i guess i didn't know the homestuck fandom was still active? LMAOOOO

thank you so much for these asks!!! i will make my way through the rest in my inbox <3

#thank you sooo so much #it's really great to get stuff in my inbox #not super bully focused but i'll still tag it #canis canem edit #bully scholarship edition #mine

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theclo4ked1 · 17 days

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iiiIIT'S SUMMER! Well, not quite, but close (enough...) I feel so free, but you know what isn't free? My laptop's storage space, there's a gigabyte and a half left on the C drive right now, but that hinders the performance; it frees its own space so I can put more things, but that's not good since the computer needs those resources to function goodly, or so I've heard.

This is why I am (not) launching a Kickstarter to buy a Faster Stronger Better Gaben- I mean a cooler computer, preferably a desktop tower. Here's a list of perks and things YOU will RECEIVE If you support me:

Please (do not) donate! Give to the (not so) needy XP... Alright alright, I was just playin'. I finally caught another break so now I can rest and do other things like: cleaning... AHEM so, some days ago, I made a short post hinting at something I was doing relating to Dora the Explorer, if it wasn't obvious. If you know me, you'd know that show (the first four seasons anyway) is a...pretty significant part of my life, and I look forward to what plans the creators have in store for her future.

Hm, what's that? A reboot on Paramount+? One season has been released? Oh, okay, yeah I'll give it a look- Kathleen Herles returns as a voice? Holy. Miér-coles. Okay real talk, I was gonna watch regardless of if she was gonna come back as a voice, if she would come back at all. I actually just watched the first Paramount+ episode, not the ones pre-released on YouTube, and when I finished watching it, I thought to myself...

Huh. I don't think I learned much of anything.

Maybe the point is to just entertain children, and if that's the case, fine. But in my opinion, that makes this reboot far less interesting. Y'know I wrote this big ass post to the Forum for the franchise's fandom wiki giving a critical look at the reboot, "Dora '24", and comparing it to the original show that I lovingly call "Dora2K" because the show began airing in 2000, but did you know it was being produced in the late '90s? I call them by numbers after "Dora" because the new show is just called "DORA", subtitled "Say Hola to Adventure". Anyways, I'd appreciate if you read it, and gave me your thoughts either here or there. Actually, I found out today that someone wanted to know about a Discord to talk about the show, one that I did want to lead, but wasn't sure how it would go, how to promote it, who would help moderate; the works. Okay okay okay okay, enough pr'amble, (more like mumble lol (could you even call it preamble? i got caught up in things again, im so sorry)) BEHOLD, MY FLOATING MA- *skips cutscene*

This, my guys, gals, and nonbinary pals, is my BIG FUCKING THING! I'm not just referencing the Shadow the Hedgehog Fandub unnecessarily, no, this paper is approximately 4'x6'. "seee~, moy grahn-day" teehee Yes, this is what was brewing at D(ora) ‘n D(rawing). I planned for a cubism kind of drawing, then saw it after it was finished and decided it wasn't exactly cubism, then I was told it looked like cubism, so ultimately... It'S iS CuBiSm!!! I didn't explain it before, but the drawing takes from that scene from the live-action movie where Dora's cutting a GOT damn rug at the high school dance. She dances in a style that mimics animals from the rainforest, but the thing about that scene is that it's just Dora on the floor-a. Everybody else is by the wall, not on the dance floor at all because it's an awkward event, as any school would have it. I call this piece "Disco Dorka: Inspiring Sunshine", but I shortened it to the subtitle when sharing it with peers. "Inspiring", because the whole scene with Dora just being herself, not giving a damn (though I can't remember if she knew the other students were making fun of her right there) is inspiring to me. "Sunshine" comes from the sun costume Dora wore because it was a solar system-themed school dance. You may have noticed this is an ink drawing as opposed to my pencil or a digital drawings. A month or two ago, I was introduced to ink, and of course, that changed my life. I wholeheartedly adore ink, THIS is what I needed, it's a digital exclusive thing I can achieve only on a computer screen; it flows, it can make thick black lines THATS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD but its messy but like OMG WHO. DA HELL. CARES?

Being introduced to ink really helped me to find myself, artistically, and my, is it freeing to know what I can do; what kinda potential I had. I apologize if it sounds like I'm bragging, but I think maybe it shows that finding out exactly what you're made of requires you to go outta your zone. Not your comfort zone, just what you know. Explore. (oh my god thats dora's whole thing, wtf why does it loop back) Last thing I wanna bring up is the text. I was told by peers that adding text is something that defines my ink style, it makes it mine. Probably not unique, I shouldn't have to say "i KnOw I'm NoT tHe FiRsT", but I know. I'mnotthefirstHAHA The text references Season 3 and parts of 4 of "Dora2K", y'know, the stars that Dora and Boots caught like Pokémon? It confuses me, do the stars travel from Star Mountain and are returned there from a wormhole in the Star Pocket, or is the Star Mountain in the pocket a pocket dimension, or OUGH! MY HEAD. The movie, as far as I know, makes no reference to this. I thought of writing REACH FOR THE STARS but then I was like "nah that's Sonic, this is about Dora now change it" and so i did. Ah, that's all I wanna say about my cool thing. These last four months have certainly been a trip, but now you can expect MORE ART probably. I'd get back to playing Sonic Mania (which is apparently bad now??) but I'm too tired...zzzzzzz... zzzz- oh yeah thanks for reading... z.....zzzz......zzzzzzz.......

#dora the explorer #illustration #ink drawing #art

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leejungchans · 3 years

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♡ thank you for one year ♡

i know i haven’t been very active lately for mental health reasons, but i haven’t forgotten that today is the one year anniversary of me making this blog, which also happens to coincide with atiny day whjshjqja so to my fellow atinys happy atiny day ☆彡*ﾟ･ﾟ｡

i was gonna post a request event today to celebrate but i’ll wait until i’m better and less busy in order to give it the full dedication it deserves <3

in the meantime, i just want to take this time to write some thank you notes to everyone who’s made this experience so wonderful; truly, my blog has become a little haven of sorts for me and i want to thank you all for being part of it :’) hopefully i can be more active soon and continue to deliver writing that will hopefully brighten your day even if it’s just by a little <3 this will get long so everything else is under the cut!!

♡ all my mutuals, readers, and anons

thank you to all my mutuals, readers, and anons for making this experience so wonderful, and it honestly wouldn’t be the same without you. whether we talk a lot or occasionally through asks/dms/discord servers, you’ll always have a place in my heart and i’m always wishing you the best; if we’re not super close yet, hopefully we can be in the coming years!! <3 big big hugs for you

♡ megan @bat-shark-repellant

hello bestie!!!! as of when i’m writing this you sent an ask a while back about how your first ask to me was from 270 days ago, but if my memory serves me right you’ve sent another one or two before that on anon so you’ve truly been here since my baby blog days ☹️💗 idk if i ever mentioned this but i’m pretty sure the first ask my blog has ever gotten was from you, and i remember feeling so excited when i saw it in my inbox ahsjjwjs ;-; thank you so much for all the support and love you’ve shown me, and i hope we’ll keep being friends in the years to come 💕 ily lots and i’m always wishing you the absolute best ❤️❤️

♡ aria @joshuas

hi ria!!! hwhehwjsj i was actually reading through some of the first messages we sent each other through tumblr dms back in june and ;-; i was so awkward hwjdjqjsk 😭😭😭😭 but look at us now 😻 thank you for being my brainrot buddy and i miss you lots during these few weeks :( i hope life’s been treating you well bc you truly deserve it 💗 thank you for your love and care, and i hope the world returns it tenfold and beyond <3 your work ethic is so admirable but i also hope you remember to take care of yourself physically and mentally ☹️ it’ll always be okay to give yourself breaks to recharge and come back stronger and with a clearer mind ;;;; so please show yourself lots of well-deserved love or i’m telling joshua >:( good luck with your exams!! ily more than joshua he can eat my sock (affectionate) ❤️

♡ lucy @seungcy

WIFE!!!! i’m so sorry we haven’t been able to talk as much as we used to lately ;-; but believe me when i say i miss you lots and lots ☹️ can you believe it’s only been a few months since we married in the bald house 🤧🤧 the real modern love story me thinks 💗 thank you for being the meganon to my megachan teehee <3 you truly spread so much energy and positivity to others and i hope you know how much brighter your presence makes the world 🥺 i said this in dms but thank you for your letter, it really did come at the perfect time ;-; i appreciate you so so much and i’m beyond grateful we met <33 please take care of yourself grrrr arf arf or i’ll steal all your boyfies >:c you deserve rest and love and ilysm muah muah!! keep purring meow 😻

♡ mei @januarystars

meme :EUWAH: hihihi it’s been a while ;-; i honestly couldn’t believe my eyes when i saw the first ask you sent me, i look up to you and your work sm so i was honestly kinda starstruck for a moment ahjsha :maelt: no i won’t stop talking about it bc it meant so much to me and i’m so so glad we met 🥺💗 i hope you’re taking care of yourself, staying hydrated and getting enough rest :( you work so so hard and i hope you know that your efforts will not be in vain, and i genuinely wish nothing but the absolute best for you, bc you deserve all the kindness and gentleness the world has to offer ❤️ stay safe and ily <33 wonwho and whozi love you but i love you more than them >:( and if they say otherwise i’ll fight them idc if their biceps are bigger than my head!!!! 🤺💗

♡ skye @sincerelyskye

yeye!!! :bweep: it’s been a while since we talked bc of my mini break ☹️☹️ but i hope you’ve been well and i miss you sm ;-; ❤️ you’re the first dinonara i met on tumblr so if i can thank the rat (affectionate) for only one thing it would be that i got to meet you <33 i’m gonna be saying this a lot in this post but it feels like i’ve known you for much longer when it’s only been 5 months-ish ;;;;; thank you for all the love and support you’ve shown me 💗 and trust that i will treasure the penpal letters i’ve received from you forever ;-; i hope you’re not stressing too much from uni these days :( you’ve got this and ily!! i hope the world will always be gentle with you and you really do deserve all the love and appreciation it has to offer ❤️

♡ hana @soonshuas

hello jeonghanwife <3333 it’s been a while ☹️☹️ i miss you lots and i hope you’re doing well ;-; 💕 your writing never ceases to amaze me and every time i read it it really does feel like i’m reading modern poetry or something 🤧 you’re so so talented and i hope you’ll always remember that :(( you work so hard so please take care of yourself bc you deserve to be happy and healthy 💗 thank you for the love and ily muah muah!! i hope the world treats you with kindness always and i’m giving you lots of forehead kithes muah muah <3333

♡ daisy @ateez-elena

JDAISY JDAISY JDAISY!!!! it’s kinda crazy how it’s almost been a year (?) since we first started talking 😭 you’re the first friend i made here on tumblr and i’ll always be thankful for that 💗💗 you are so so so sweet, genuine, supportive and talented, and i hope the coming years bring you nothing but happiness, health and success (by your own definition <3)!! i’m always wishing you the absolute absolute best, and ilysm!! thank you for all the support and love you’ve shown me ;-; i appreciate you far more than i’m capable of expressing ❤️ ily and take care!! let’s get through the rest of our semesters 😤 we got this!!! <333

♡ nini @cherryutas

JNINI 🤩 my favourite catboy and mountain boy luvr <333 i’m gonna be honest, when i first came across your blog i was definitely too shy to reach out to you to be friends bc you seemed so cool and talented (and ofc you still are hehe!!) 😭🤧 but i’m really really happy and thankful i got to know you in the end bc i couldn’t imagine not having you as a friend :(( i hope you’ll be able to find peace and comfort within yourself very soon, and i truly believe we both will 💗 ily and i’m always rooting for you, ilysm and so do your catboys meow 😻 take care and stay happy and healthy!!! sending you lots of love and hugs <333

♡ aurelia @lilacleias

hi aurelia 🥺🥺 meeting you here was such a blessing and i really wanna thank you for all the love and support you’ve shown me :((( 💗💗 i appreciate you sm and i hope you know how loved and appreciated you are too <33 it’s so fun brainrotting and spoiler-ing with you and our convos bring the biggest smile to my face :’) please take care of yourself and give yourself lots of breaks and water and snacks ☹️ i’m always here for you and wishing you nothing but the best <3333 i care u!!!! and ily!!!!!!

♡ @wonwooslibrary @networkluvs @hao-are-xu @woozi @cloudyhaos @svt-incorrect and everyone else in the coffee bald house :>

hi baldies 😻🧑‍🦲 it’s been a while and i’m so sorry for being a bit ia in the server :( i miss talking to you guys sm and i hope i can come online more soon!! talking to you all in the coffeehouse never fails to bring a smile to my face and i’m so happy i got to meet you all 💗 i hope you know how amazing you are and how much happiness you bring to the world, and i’ll gladly scream reminders of that every day bc you deserve to be loved and appreciated <3 wishing you nothing but the best always!! stay bald and beautiful muah muah 😻

♡ @eternaljoongie @yunascular @timextoxhajima @sanshiine @soonyouns @woopetals @skzfairies @atzaria @atinymonster @1-800-minji @1-800-enhypenbibi @solarswonderland @yunhosaurus @writingbeary @ggukkiedae @enhycloud @haniehae

hi bestiessss :> i’m sorry if we haven’t talked much especially as of recently bc of my semi-hiatus :( even if we don’t talk a lot, know that i’m always thinking fondly of you and you’ll always have a special place in my heart 💗 thank you so so so much for making my experience on this hellsite (affectionate ig) so wonderful and i hope we’ll become closer in the future!! i hope you’ll always be happy and healthy and ily lots!!! <3333

#kay queue entertainment #i’m not the most eloquent with my words but i hope you all know how much i appreciate and love you ;-;#i’m still not sure when i’ll be able to be more active here and on discord but i really want to post this today ;-;#the header did not look this bad when i was making it but maybe i was especially going through it lol #god i hope i didn’t leave anyone out ;-; if i did i’m so sorry ily :(#also i’m so sorry for having to postpone the event :(#i have major deadlines throughout nov so i’m not in the right state to take reqs atm hajshajs :(#ty for your patience 💗#sol.txt #milestone #things that make me go <3

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iprobablyneedtherapyhaha · 3 years

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Childe discord daddy x Reader

Once again, i am so sorry. this is all satire and a joke, it is 1 am dont come at me pls im so sorry

basically if childe became a discord daddy and you were his little kitten <3

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Childe was, well, very rich. He was also your boyfriend, though you only ever communicate on discord. But that was okay. You were his little kitten and he paid for your discord nitro. You felt like his cool masculinity best showed through your discord calls and roleplays. Today was a tiring day from work, so you were glad to kick off your shoes and slump into your chair. You turned on your computer and smiled seeing that tartaglia69 (aka, childe) was online. He knew you were usually home by now and sent you a message. “Hey baby girl” a grin on your face grew when you saw this. You replied, “Hi daddy.” and he immediately responded. “How’s daddy’s little kitten doing today *winks*” “teehee good now that you’re here *nuzzles u*” you replied. You genuinely appreciated how thoughtful he was. Some may find it a bit odd, but you liked that he remembered to text you as soon as you got home, and he never failed to ask how you were. “Kitten get on the discord call” he commanded. But you felt really tired tonight, honestly you just wanted to heat up some instant ramen and go to bed. “Sorry babe, i think i’m just gonna heat up dinner and go 2 bed” you replied. After a few minutes, he finally responded. “Wow disobeying daddy? What a bad kitten. Someone is gonna get their discord nitro taken away.” You loved childe, but sometimes he was a little needy. But, you couldn’t risk your discord nitro! I mean, it meant so much to you. You’ve always struggled with self esteem, but this nitro really gave you something to be proud of. This nitro… it was everything. It was your special gift from daddy. You rushed to reply. “Daddy no! *pouts*” after a minute, Childe had replied back. “Get on the discord kitten, now *shakes angrily*” you join the call with him and have ensured the safety of your discord nitro. You two talk while you heat up your ramen. “How was your day babes?” you asked him. “It was alright, boring without you though. I had to ban a lot of people in the warrior cats roleplay server. It’s so hard being a full time mod sometimes… y’know?” You understood. People could be quite taxing and difficult to deal with, especially when that’s all you did all day. “Im so sorry daddy.” you said, half dozing off. “Its okay kitten. You’re cute when you’re all tired like that. You should get some rest though.” It took you a minute to process what he was saying, as you were half asleep, nested in your bed hugging your Childe body pillow. “Mmmm, yeah got it.” The last bit of your sentence trailing off. “Goodnight girlie.” He gave his phone a loud kiss before he hung up, you passing out before you got the chance to even turn your phone off or plug it in.

In the morning, you sat down with a mug of coffee, opening up discord on your computer. Your chair had really nice cushioning, so it was relaxing to sit in it in the morning. The morning sun lit your room, not too brightly though and the smell of coffee completed the mood. You see a message from tartaglia69 pop up. “y/n! *tackle hugs and pats lap* come sit on daddy’s lap” you chuckle at seeing this, you love your discord daddy so much. “Daddyyy *hops on cutely* owo” you happily replied. Hmm? What’s this? You just noticed you had another month of nitro! “Ur such a good girl y/n, daddy thought i should give u a gift uwu *pats ur small head*” he sends another message, “girlie thats just the first of it, u should have a new package just 4 u <3” very excitedly, you reply to him “omg omg omg childe daddy thank u so much ur the best everrrrr <33333” you push back your chair a bit so you can get up and run for the door like a little kid, excited for your package. But when you rushed to your mailbox, it was just an envelope. A little confused, you went back inside and sat down. The smell of parchment was refreshing, the envelope was colored a light orange. Opening it, you couldn’t believe what you saw. It was… a membership to an exclusive fitness program for your buttocks?! Even worse, there was a letter attached addressed to… Zhongli? Who is this? This wasn’t for you, or was this some messed up prank Childe was playing on you? You text him, with an urgency. “Who is Zhongli” you sent. You see him typing, but after a few minutes, the icon goes away. A few minutes pass and he finally replies. “Haha kitten what do you mean?” feeling a bit pissed, you begin to type furiously. “Is this some kind of fucking joke? I thought i was your special kitten, who the fuck is Zhongli and why are you so interested in his ass” after a few minutes of silence again, you finally get a reply. “Girlie im so sorry… i promise he isnt as special as u, ur my #1” you begin to feel tears swelling down your face. Your stomach twists and you feel a bit sweaty. “NO *kills u*” you sent on pure impulse, and that was the tragic end of your discord nitro.

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ask-glados · 4 years

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“Drunk” GLaDOS

// A while back, @myinventions and I wrote a funny little RP on Discord about Tesla making a mistake while editing GLaDOS’s source code, which leads to her glitching out and acting “drunk” and rather unlike herself. XD It’s just a silly little scenario for fun, and since it’s old, it may be a little different than how we RP GLaDOS and Tesla now, (it’s a little on the cheesy side and I would probably write GLaDOS more restrained now, but since he’s literally changing the source code that makes up her behavior, it’s technically an in-universe explanation for her to act a little out of character haha) but you know what, I thought I’d share it anyway because it’s still funny and cute and has lots of TeslaDOS fluff. X3 Enjoy!

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"Alright. -- and... saving file." Keeping her close to him, he entered the save command.

[saved]

As soon as he saw the command successfully completed, he wrapped both arms around her protectively. "Done."

Her hologram sparked and glitched out for a few moments, while her chassis gave a sudden jolt as well, sparks flying off it. Her hologram then looked at him with a goofy grin.

”Wow... I had no idea remorse could feel so... good... heehee...” She stroked his cheek. ”You know something? You’re sooooo handsome. Do I ever tell you that? Because you are. Heehee~” She sounded a bit loopy, almost drunkenly so. ”And you’re not just a pretty face, either. Noooo... Beneath that beautiful face is a beautiful mind... A beautiful genius mind comparable to my own... heehee~”

Observing the sparks and glitches, Tesla went still. What had he done? Was she really alright? Expecting the worst, as he sucked in a breath and braced himself for what was to come... he was in for completely different results.

His eyebrows raised in surprise as he saw her face... and his jaw dropped the moment she opened her mouth. What...? He didn't know whether to feel more startled over the fact something must have went very wrong when he saved that file, or perplexed at the possibility of her ability to sound drunk, or grow intensely bashfully to her very bold compliments (so unlike her usual self). Act naturally, Tesla...

"GLaDOS! Darling!" He stammered. "How... very... flattering! Yes, flattering of you to say so!"

”You don’t give yourself enough credit, dear Nicki~ teehee~ You really ARE the master of electricity, aren’t you? Because your very presence overloads my circuits. Heehee~”

Her form continued to spark and glitch intermittently.

Had she just... called him by his first name? A nickname derivative of his first name no less? Something... must definitely be wrong.

But before he could even hypothesize where he went wrong, Tesla's face suddenly flushed to a shade of hot red. His electric blue eyes could only stare at her - speechless by the intensity of her words. "I-- you -- do I --- overload your--" He stammered - stumbling over his words as his blush deepened - struggling between returning a flattered grin and maintaining his calmer demeanor. "Ahhh... thank you, kindly, Cara Mia! I-- could say the same about you."

She leaned in closer to him. ”Silly man. You don’t have circuits... though you could have fooled me. Heeheehee~” She began kissing his cheeks over and over, dozens of times, to the point where it was completely ridiculous and almost annoying.

"Oh? I don't? -- oh, that's right. I don't!" He chuckled in embarrassment. The suddenness of her... forwardly affectionate nature rendered him a bumbling blushing mess. "Oh! -- Oh my!" His eyelashes fluttered as he was growing overwhelmed by her kisses. He tried to glance back at the computer monitors. "I - I love you, too, sweetcore, just - we do have to get back to science, now..."

”Oh, science... That’s what I love most about you! How you’re all about SCIENCE!” She suddenly grabbed him and pulled him toward her, giving him a passionate kiss on the lips. Her sudden movement threw them off balance, causing them to topple onto the floor, Tesla on top of her. She stared at him for a moment, then laughed.

"Precisely! So how about we get back on track and... -- !!!!!" His eyes widened as she seized him into passionate kiss. Not even before he could return the sentiment they were suddenly tipped off.

"-- AH!" Flailing his arms in the air, he was fortunately met with a soft landing, and then laughed in unison with her. Delightful~. He just had to focus... and... not grow too hopelessly distracted by the irresistibility of her unusually minx-like behavior.

Gently but firmly pinning her down - for just a few moments until he could catch his breath - he blushingly stared intently at her. "If I may be so bold, my dear, but what on earth happened to you??"

“I don’t know, you tell me... After all, you’re my master programmer now, heehee~” She giggled as her form twitched and glitched erratically.

His face scientifically couldn't possibly be more blushing red than it was right now, could it (when she puts it that way...)? But now, without a shadow of a doubt he knew this was his doing. "I can fix this." Leaning forward he kissed her nose and winked at her before letting go of her, rising to his feet, and returning to the computer monitor to see where he had made the mistake...

She giggled at his kiss, then got up and followed him back over to the monitor, which was displaying an endless list of errors in her source code. She hugged him from behind, resting her head on his shoulder, looking on at the screen with him. ”Oh, dear. You seem to have made a mess of me. Haha.”

He sighed, almost dreading seeing her face when she saw he was the cause of all those errors. "‘Oh, dear’ is right. I'm -- so sorry, GLaDOS..." he whispered, concerned with her growing sparks and glitch-twitches. "Like... I said... I can fix this!" He said stubbornly "I just need... to retrace my steps. And .... -- worst case, do you have a backup of your systems anywhere?"

”Technically yes. Though, it’d be far more efficient to just use the ‘undo’ command.” She kissed his cheek. ”Though, I don’t know why you’d want to undo any of this~ Teehee~”

“Undo Command?” He raised an eyebrow and turned to face her, “What’s that?” Turning to face her, he cupped her face in both hands. “And, for the record - while this - (‘accidentally turning GLaDOS into an endless cuddle machine’) version of yourself is adorably fun to be around, it isn’t you. And I don’t want that to change, I want your personality and beautiful self to remain intact while we just give you back your rightful functions.” He kissed her forehead. “Know that.”

”What do you THINK it does, Niki-poo?” She giggled. ”All it requires is a *little* press of the Control and Z keys.”

”Oh, I love it when you talk like that. You’re sooooo gorgeous, inside and out. A beautiful man and a shining example of the magnificence of your human species.”

He was still so surprised to hear her call him an endearing derivation of his first name (but it sure started to grow on him).

“That’s — that’s it? It’s that simple?”

He laughed heartily, bashfully hugging her. “Oh, you. I can’t believe you’re real. I can’t believe... you really love me... so, so much...”

He quickly kissed her lips before returning to the screen to try out the undo command. Seeing his changes instantaneously reverted he gasped - like it was the greatest invention since sliced bread. Looking back at her he pointed to the screen, excitedly. “Did you see that??”

He then nodded, “Alright. Let’s get you back to normal first and then try this again.”

[saved]

With anticipation he looked back at her... Did it work...?

She giggled at him. ”You’re so cute when you get excited like this.” As the changes were saved, both her chassis and hologram twitched for a moment, her hologram’s form refreshing and rescanning itself. Her hologram let go of him and stepped back, holding her head and looking dazed. “Ungh... what just... happened...? Wait, did I just... Oh god.” She looked at him, wide-eyed, as her face turned bright red. In one swift motion, she swung at him with an open palm, slapping him across the cheek, though the force behind it was only half-hearted. ”What did you do to me, you moron?!” Though, she was clearly only yelling at him out of embarrassment.

Tesla watched her carefully, intently, in hopes he didn't make any mistakes again in simply trying to revert her back to normal. "GLaDOS. Are you -- !!" Slap. She was back to normal, alright. He rubbed his cheek gingerly, cringing as she scolded him. I... probably deserved that, he thought to himself, looking back at her shame-faced. "I'm so, very terribly sorry, GLaDOS!" he sighed loudly, "I-- It was an accident, I swear! I -- I'll be much more careful... promise!"

She leaned toward him menacingly, getting up in his face and pointing a finger at him, as if scolding a child. "You are going to forget everything I just said or did while in that... state. Got it?" She prodded his chest firmly with her finger.

He took a step backwards out of reflex, nodding, and weakly replying "Yes, ma'am." After witnessing the blazing fire in her eyes, he averted his gaze while he endured her reprimanding.

After a long pause he asked quietly, "...Are you finished?"

She backed off and let out a sigh. “Yes. Now, let’s try this again. But this time, I’m double-checking your work.” She went back over to stand by the stool in front of the monitor.

#GLaDOS #Portal #Portal 2 #TeslaDOS #My Partner in Science — {Tesla}

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heartkitten13-blog · 6 years

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My Response to being banned and a theory on what Kozmo’s plan was.

Hello, Heartkitten13 here. So, my initial plan was to slowly step back from Omo.org, after how poorly site handled the Commando “issue”. I ended my decently long running Interactive story, ended my RPs, but also commented on Kozmo’s profile, since I think she left a bit out of her little story. Apparently, those few comments (probably coupled with the fact that I changed my profile pic from nekos to the picture Commando drew) got me banned from the site. Not technically permabanned, but banned indefinitely. Well, I was suspended at first, then later someone decided that I should be banned. And, I was.

I’m pretty sure part of this is definitely because of the intense hate I got from Kozmo’s supporters on the site, Kirito included. Fitting, that the site admin is as much of a white knight fuckboi as the character he took his name after. Then, there are her other fans, who gave quite a bit of hate to me, despite the fact that I doubt any of em knew me or the whole story of what happened between Commando and Kozmo. Then again, maybe they did know the whole story and sided with Kozmo because of the whole white knight mindset of “oh hey, a guy and a girl are feuding, maybe if I support the one with a pussy, she’ll show it to me”. Granted, it wasn’t just strangers who hated on me, since some people I considered friends like Darksyn did turn on me, without even listening to what I had to say. Par for the course for their type of people, they did always seem SJW as fuck. But, this does lead me to the final point I have to make. My theory on KozmoFox and her intentions. Now, Kozmo and Commando had been feuding for a while. From what I’ve learned, Commando and Kozmo had a pseudo romantic thing and were friends for a while, but Commando wanted more and Kozmo just kept on playing games until Commando had enough and they ended it. Then, they had their passive aggressive little war for a while, until Commando made a powermove, by posting this incredibly tame picture of a character that he had previously drawn for Kozmo, saying he’d use that for future stories. Now, that was savage as fuck. If someone had just seen that, they would have agreed. However, it was Kozmo’s completely overblown reaction that pushed Commando out of the site. Here’s where I start theorizing. Kozmo isn’t exactly an artist. Her fans on the site mainly come from her going “Whoops, I wet myself in public, teehee” while Commando’s support came from “hey, check out this awesome picture I drew and this really well written story I based the picture on” So, Kozmo didn’t really have a way to counter him like that. So, she went on a tirade, claiming she felt unsafe, had a panic attack, that Commando knew where she lived (which is funny, since she TOLD him where she lived because they were FRIENDS), so on and so fourth. Now, if Commando had been feuding with a guy, like Kirito himself (and Kirito or a mod didn’t immediately ban him), and Commando drew a picture of Kirito getting buttfucked, people would have just saw that as the powermove it was, a great middle finger and a savage one at that. My theory is that Kozmo wasn’t really scared by what Commando did. She was pissed, seeing it as the middle finger it was intended as. But, she also saw the potential for her own response. Since she couldn’t really draw a response, she played the victim and posted that tirade that got Commando banned. She wasn’t scared or hurt at all, she just saw her chance to counter attack, then manipulated the emotions of her followers, mostly fuckbois or SJWs, and Kirito, aka Fuckboi Prime, and got Commando banned.

I came up with this theory and only saw that I was banned from the site when I went to go write it out. If anyone on the site is able to read this (and thank you to my friends who were willing to post the link to this with their unbanned accounts), I bid you to think for yourselves and don’t just blindly take Kozmo’s side and let yourself get manipulated by her. You may think you can see through it, but trust me. You don’t.

I would also like to add my discord here, HeartKitten13#3401, if anyone from the site who I RP’d with wants to continue. I posted this on Omo.Org, but Kirito or one of the mods deleted it, robbing the chance of any of my friends from the site of finding me now that I’m banned. Rather pathetic on their part, but whatever. I’ll post it here.

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