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The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald [Explained]
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[Cueball is holding a guitar and singing on a pier.]
The ship was the pride
of the American side
It was due to set
sail forCleveland
As the big freighters go,
it was bigger than most
With a crew and good
captain well seasoned
But taking a walk on
the shore by the dock
Was a songwriter named
Gordon Lightfoot
He was humming a tune
but it didn't have words
For it's challenging
trying to write good
Poor Gordon sought glory
but needed a story
His career in folk
music imperiled
He mulled over this as
he watched them do work
On the hull of the
Edmund Fitzgerald
Perhaps it was wrong,
what he did for a song
He should never have
bribed that mechanic
But his maritime crimes
are no worse than the time
Young James Cameron
sank the Titanic
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Rest in Peace Gordon ♥️🕊️
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A true icon has left the building.
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Oh, you’re from Ontario, Michigan, Wisconsin, or Minnesota? Okay, tell me where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours.
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Gordon Lightfoot - If You Could Read My Mind - 1970
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Aw man did y’all hear about Gordon Lightfoot :’(
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Canada loses her iconic troubadour of folk music - Gordon Lightfoot
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Gordon Lightfoot, Canned Heat, 1968.
Artwork by Lee Conklin.
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(via The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - Gordon Lightfoot (1976)
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The first time ever I saw your face
I thought the sun rose in your eyes
And the moon and the stars were the gifts you gave
To the night and the empty skies my love
To the night and the empty skies
The first time ever I kissed your mouth
I felt the earth turn in my hand
Like the trembling heart of a captive bird
That was there at my command my love
That was there at my command
The first time ever I lay with you
And felt your heart beat close to mine
I thought our joy would fill the earth
And would last 'till the end of time my love
And would last 'till the end of time
The first time ever I saw your face
I thought the sun rose in your eyes
And the moon and the stars were the gifts you gave
To the night and the empty skies my love
To the night and the empty skies
-The First Time ever I saw your face Gordon Lightfoot
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