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tigertofu · 11 months

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ok i've been chipping away at this Thing for a long time and i think it's finally ready to be vomitted out into the internet. without further ado, here is my

Stupid-Long List of Trevor Headcanons

divided into chronological sections !

((the NSFW shit is hiding at the bottom))

CW's for: mentions of drugs/alcohol, addiction, cannibalism, violence, gross sex stuff. typical Trevor things

and heres a gif of him cuz ig thats the tumblr thing to do idk i never made one of these lists b4 :x

the past

• he's a scorpio and the reason he has a scorpion tat on his hand is bc he's like. very mildly into horoscopes. he was born some time in november

• he doesn't have a middle name cuz his mom didn't give enough of a shit to give him one

• despite playing hockey and golf as a kid, he was never really that into the sports themselves. he only did hockey because he saw it as a way to beat up other children and not get reprimanded for it, and he did both in the hopes of being good enough at something to earn his mother's praise for once (it did not work :()

• hates his dad bc of how he treated his mom and is glad he abandoned him at that shopping mall when he was a kid

• he (w/ Brad's help) would play "pranks" on (aka BULLY) poor Lester during the north yankton days. some fav pastimes included (but were not limited to): pantsing him, hiding his walking cane, and replacing his asthma medication with laughing gas

• was highkey jealous of how easy Michael could get girls during the north yankton days. when he actually was able to convince a girl to come back home with him, he would make sure to be loud as hell about it so that Mike would know he wasn't the only one getting chicks

• all of his hand tats and a lot of his other tats were done in prison, even tho he was only in for like 6 months

• prison was a mixed bag for him. on one hand, anal. on the other, having to restrain himself from arguments and physical altercations so he could get out early on good behavior

• went thru a breakdancing phase in the 90's (i THINK this one might be canon. idk. could've sworn i've heard him try to tell Lamar this in an attempt to impress him. pls feel free to prove me wrong or right)

• one of the scars on his eyebrows is actually the result of getting a fresh eyebrow piercing ripped tf out during a barfight in the 00's. prob for the best that it was cuz we all know that shit wouldve ended up getting infected and rejecting out of his face anyways

• he moved to Sandy Shores not just because it's nice and isolated, but because it was the place most opposite of north yankton he could think of. never any snow. he absolutely fucking hates cold weather and snow because it reminds him of a certain bank heist that happened in '04

• between Ron, Chef, and Wade, Chef was the first one he met after moving to Sandy Shores. they used to cook meth together in a trailer out in the desert (another one that i THINK is canon but im not sure idk. it all blurs together, idk whats canon and whats not anymore, my brain is too rotted from spinning Trevor around in it like the world's most dried out little shriveled husk of a rotisserie chicken for the past three years, the fog is coming, yk how it is)

• he acquired Liquor Ace the same way he "acquired" the Vanilla Unicorn. the previous owner just mysteriously disappeared one day. nobody in Sandy Shores cared tho once word got around that the new owner was gonna start cooking crystal in the upstairs and selling it

• yk how in the game he said that his heart momentarily stopped once cuz he put an axe thru a power cable? he did that cuz the power had gone out in the middle of him watching an Impotent Rage episode he hadn't seen yet. for some reason (was prob very high and very angry) he thought that he could bring the power back by hitting the sparking wire with an axe. it didnt work. he smelled like overcooked bacon for a week afterwards. he enjoyed that part tho

the present

• he makes Ron cut his hair with a pair of rusty kitchen scissors when he needs a trim. he used to go to the nice barber lady in Sandy Shores but got banned after loudly moaning about how good her nails felt on his scalp once

• once smoked an entire cigarette in one long inhale. Wade witnessed this and found it extremely impressive

• he'll eat pretty much anything but he especially likes foods with strong flavors. salty, sour, super sweet, spicy, etc cuz his taste buds are SHOT from the years of smoking/drug abuse. he abuses condiments, especially hot sauce

• thinks that any restaurant that doesn't have a drive-thru is a "fancy" restaurant

• LOVES candy cuz the meth has given him a major sweet tooth, but prefers anything with chocolate over fruity/gummy candies

• has a weird fascination with eating raw meat.....of any kind. except for sushi. he thinks sushi is "fancy prissy city people food"

• also has a weird fascination with making stews/soups similar to the eyelid one that he tries to feed Michael in that one cutscene. it's the only type of food he knows how to cook. may be a comfort thing for him because microwaving a bowl of canned soup was the most effort his mother ever put into making a meal for him when he was a kid. and she did it like, twice, maybe. he for sure remembers both times very clearly tho and considers them to be some of his fondest memories

• will go for days without eating anything solid before finally sitting down and consuming enough food to feed a family of 5. sometimes he just like. forgets that eating is necessary for survival

• can open beer bottles with his teeth. between that and the meth habit, its an absolute miracle he still has all his teeth

• go-to pizza order is a large meat lover's. he tries to make vaguely sexual passes about "loving large meat" at the poor pizza delivery guys every time he orders delivery. does not tip, but will say shit like "hey, if you come inside i've got a little tip for ya" while the delivery guy quickly vacates the premises

• honestly? i think there is a good 50/50 chance on whether or not he is ACTUALLY a cannibal. maybe he posters as one cuz he likes the reactions it incites, maybe he genuinely enjoys the psychosexual intimacy of consuming the flesh of another human being........ who knows !! not knowing is half the fun :)

• ok ok hear me out u know that stupid tiktok sound that was going around a couple years ago that goes "hi my name is carmen winstead -- HAAAAAHHHGGCHH" ??? look it up if u don't cuz that's what his snoring sounds like. the fucking "HAAAAAHHHGGCHH"

• once he's asleep he is out like a fucking light. guy could sleep thru nuclear war

• is not opposed to drinking hand sanitizer when out of other sources of alcohol. it tastes just like the shitty moonshine Ron makes in his backyard anyways and gets him even drunker so why not !

• hates horror films bc they make him angry. at least, any of the ones where somebody survives at the end. thinks the murderers in them are stupid. starts yelling shit at the TV like "HE'S GETTING AWAY YOU STUPID FUCK,, WHAT ARE YOU DOING !!!!"

• believes baby pink and orange are "his colors"

• will sit on his sofa or bed and try to shoot any cockroaches scurrying around his place with a pistol for funsies when bored sometimes

• enjoys playing darts at the Yellow Jack with anyone who'll play him but absolutely fucking sucks at it cuz of his shaky hands. accidentally threw a dart into another bar patron's head once. will rage and insist his opponent cheated when he loses. will then get physical if anyone tries to tell him its impossible to cheat at darts. is much less of a sore loser when playing with Mike, Frank, or Lamar tho he will still grumble about losing for up to hours on end afterwards

• is an illegal immigrant bc he never became a US citizen. does not own an actual ID, but has several fakes lying around, all with fake birth dates and fake names that are wildly varying levels of believable

• will absolutely flip his fucking lid if Wade comes around him while wearing Juggalo face paint

• speaking of Wade. yk how he has a shitty tattoo of his own name on his arm? (at least i think he does. i tried looking to see if he does and i couldnt tell so now im unsure if thats just yet another detail that my brain completely made up or smth that i actually saw). ANYWAYS, Trevor gave it to him (stick n poke. it was a longggg process but Wade didnt mind too much cuz he was high at the time and consented to it beforehands anyways) when Trevor first "took him in" cuz he kept forgetting his name and got tired of referring to him as "Hey, you" (which Wade did not respond to most of the time anyways)

• is an ugly crier. like, a butt-ugly crier. snot, drooling, wailing, red face, the whole nine yards and he is loud as hell about it too

• loves back rubs cuz ofc he does he's an old man. often makes Ron or Wade give him massages

• his boomer-ass super-zoomed-in LifeInvader profile pic was taken by Ron. it took them a dozen tries before they got it

nsfw

• he sucks at eating out.........kinda? but what he lacks in precision and consistency he makes up for with sheer (sloppy. slobbery) passion. and endurance. can stay down there (and will, if you let him) for hours

• is not much better at blowing. "accidentally" uses too much teeth every time

• ~4 inches. MAYBE 4.5. good girth tho. not cut

• has a thing for chubby/thicc ppl

• is a biter and won't ask before biting so uhh watch out ! part of the reason for the above is bc there's more to bite

• loooooves loves loves to suck on things. fingers, necks, tits, dicks, anything. also looooooves having it reciprocated. particularly likes shoving his fingers in your mouth

• loves to involve mouths as much as possible. spitting/being spat on, the aforementioned biting as well as being bitten, eating food off of your body or having food eaten off of him, the type of makeout sessions that involve shoving each other's tongues down each other's throats.. anything that involves mouths and/or the motions of eating drives him fucking wild

• will beg you even when not explicitly told to when he's not feeling dominant. will beg and beg and beg and beg and it's hot but can also quickly become incredibly annoying

• but he LOVES to be annoying on purpose too. via the begging, or by teasing/edging, mocking, etc. loves to get a rise out of you and loves the attention (even if negative.. ESPECIALLY if negative) it gets him

• occasionally cries after sex. will expect you to hold him while he does. will start to angry cry and say you don't actually love him if you refuse

• now ik this one is nothing groundbreaking and seems to already be the general consensus amongst the Trevor enjoyers but im gonna say it anyways. he def has a thing for public/semi-public sex. be careful about sitting next to him while in any public space. he WILL try to touch on you and it WILL be in a way that makes it obvious to everyone in the immediate vicinity what's going on. does he do it on purpose as an exhibition thing? maybe...... does he genuinely think he's being slick about it? also maybe. if ur with him, expect to be banned from multiple establishments

• lowkey has a breeding kink in the sense that he loves to finish inside (not just bc it feels nice but also bc of the intimacy of it) and thinks that pregnant women are hot as hell

• is most likely infertile due to the years of meth use tho

• loves to both overstimulate and be overstimulated. just bc you've both climaxed doesnt mean he wont keep going for god-knows-how-long

..................andd that's all she (i) wrote. ty for reading !! i've got more shit to say about Trevor cuz ofc i do but this is already like 2k words so if u wanna hear my headcanons on anything specific at all,, pls do throw it in my ask box ! <33

#trevor philips #trevor philips headcanons #gta v #trevor philips/reader #trevor philipsxreader #gtav #gta 5 #gta5 #gtav headcanons #gta headcanons #headcanons

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the-labyrinth-of-me · 10 months

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GTAV headcanons pt. 2

- Michael and Trevor argue over the TV program often.

- Trevor prefers watching cartoons, he thinks action movies are repetitive, boring and predictable. Michael takes that very personally

- don't suggest watching a heist movie with T. He won't stop complaining about how illogical and dumb it is

- Trevor would tell you how unspeakably unhealthy fast food is and what a burger consists of, but orders a whole menu anyway

- Based on how T comments other people's weight and that he tells Jimmy during a hangout that he smokes meth when he doesn't wanna eat, he's low-key fatphobic, afraid to gain weight and maybe was a little overweight as a kid and got bullied for it

- Lamar was told to become a basketball player often due to his height but he's shit at it

- y'all say Trevor used to play the guitar - I say he was a drummer. I mean come on, he loves hitting and smashing things

- Franklin is uncomfortable when a thunderstorm happens and was afraid of them as a kid

- Trevor was homeless at some point in his life, probably after his discharge

- Trevor was s*xually absused

- Amanda wears contact lenses

- Michael's eyesight isn't perfect either, but he's too proud to visit an oculist, although he really should

- Jimmy stole drugs from his uncle, unbeknownst to him

- Franklin used to do graffitis during his teen years and was pretty good at it. He has good drawing skills in general

- He also tried to start a career as a rapper, sent his own tapes to record companies but they all turned him down. Thinks Eminem is a fraud.

- Trevor claims he once did crack with Keith Richards

- His father used to love country music. Whenever he hears a country song, it gives him confusing feelings

- Also claims he once starred in a snuff movie and in several pornos (the latter is actually true)

- Trevor is more skilled in changing diapers than Michael

- Trevor and Michael born suffer from infrequent erectile dysfunction due their respective drug/alcohol abuse, so a pack of Mollis pills is their "little friends' " best friend

- Tracey once tried to put a strand of Trevor's hair into a bun/plait and that was the start of the mullet growth

- After Patricia returned home to her husband, Trevor tried to take care of her plants in his yard, but they all died soon after

#Gtav headcanons #gta v #trevor philips #michael de santa #franklin clinton #lamar davis #amanda de santa #tracey de santa #jimmy de santa

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rreskk · 11 months

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hii can you write a fic when trevor and reader do rainbow kiss? ik it’s gross but trevor would do it

We don't kink shame here. The Trevor community itself is filled with some horny and kinky people, so join the club.

Rainbow kiss: A couple experience oral sex before exchanging fluids (semen and period blood) by making out and kissing.

TW: -Smut -Slight BDSM

Pairings: Fem!reader/Trevor Philips

Word count: 1292

Trevor had you hooked to a leash, yanking you closer that his dick was assaulted by your generous tongue and tepid throat, his tip being teased and tormented by the saliva built around your roof canal. His hand was tight around the chained leash. It was attached to this leather collar choking your neck sensually, restricting your tongue movement as you’d numbly bypass the struggle and slurp his length that continuously rammed itself back into your mouth.

“That’s right… Go on, faster. Faster.”

On your knees; digging into his floorboards, he was ruthless and aggressive with the lead. You had to constantly reposition yourself after every tug, you were pathetically falling against him due to the lack of stability within your frame.

He began panting as you were bopping your head up and down. Trevor outstretched and stared up to his stained yellow ceiling, whining your name until his lower body spasmed. His hips rocked forward when the orgasm crept up hauntingly, exploding in your throat and layering his semen upon your soaked tongue.

Trevor gasped for some air – “Fuck! Fuckin’… Fuck me, oh… Sugar, baby… Oh yeah…” His hand stroked the crook of your neck before the leash was used to push you forward again.

His cock was still buried in your throat, finishing off his climax until you were forced to choke on his cum. But it didn’t stop there.

“Keep it in your mouth. You swallow, I’ll fuck your pretty little throat again.”

You nodded your head at his command as he pulled away his penis, rubbing it raw to engage the arousal again. He stood above you, edging himself and biting his lip; causing it to begin bleeding and seeping oozy red liquid down his chin, some sparks dropping onto your thighs and chest.

“Trevor, baby,” Your speaking skills being muffled by the his white fluids, so salty; so thick and warm. It was hard not to swallow, following your next inquiry, “Please… More.”

“You don’t have to tell me twice, sugar. C’mon, lie on your back, I’ll make you cum so fast.” He grinned widely and watched you outstretch on his messy bed.

Trevor’s grip on your leash remained tight. He licked away his blood from his now busted lip, examining how shaky your legs were from the impact of his cock in your throat. He followed your movements and hovered over your hips, his thumb gently grazing the wetness of your cunt as he slowly brought his head low. The blood from his own was stained on his tongue that soon licked the surface of your sex. It made you squirm and grasp the collar around your neck.

“Good girl…” He whispered, “I’ll lick you good, baby. I’ll get rid of your cramps, I’ll suck your blood. I’ll do it, sugar, watch me… Watch me closely, I don’t want them pretty eyes anywhere else.”

You pressed your chin against your chest and made eye contact.

He smirked, “Good… If you look away, I’ll tie you to the bed.”

It was hard to watch his tongue attack your pussy so suddenly. Once he had threatened you, there wasn’t a second to prepare yourself. You were forced to watch with his cum trickling down your lip and mixing with your watery saliva. How you haven’t swallowed yet? The choker around your neck refrained any further reflexes. Whether you wanted to or not, it was flowing around mindlessly around your mouth.

“Fuck… Your blood taste so fuckin’ good, baby.”

You moaned softly. Trevor was resting on his elbows, head unearthed between your unstable thighs. His upper lip was sweaty, you could tell – it was rubbing and drooling against the crook of your clit as his nose was breathing in your bodily scents; the tongue still molesting your cunt until you couldn’t handle the sensation anymore.

“Trevor – Fuck…” You stared at him through your glassy eyes… He STILL had his eyes on you. He was still supervising, checking, stalking, trying to see if you’d disobey him and look away. But you were being a good girl, just for him.

“Trevor…”

He fastened his pace, the tongue rubbing your sex and collecting every sector of your blood that had caused you great pain hours beforehand. This was his revenge statement to your menstrual cycle. However, his attraction to having your oozing blood pain his nose and lips made the revenge seem more like a vacation and treat. You were the one suffering good.

“Fuck, fuck… I’m gonna come – “

“You better still have me fuckin’ clogged in your throat, [y/n].” Trevor’s mouth vibrating from your pussy and making you whimper in anticipation.

“Mhm, yes – Yes, Trev… God, I can’t. I’m gonna come.”

“Come on me, baby. You better fuckin’ squirt in my mouth. I want to be drinking your blood and cum. Fuck, you’re so hot…” He murmured while staring at you through his scarred eyebrows.

“Trevor – “ It grew more overstimulating as your legs began spazzing, preparing for the orgasm that was beginning to coat his evil tongue. You cried out his name, grasping at your leash, the sweat from your palms making it hard to clench the metal material.

He sucked you good as you came. He routed deeper, searching for every ounce of your fluids until he returned from your lap, his mouth caked and proudly displayed through his disgusting smirk.

“Oh my God!” You were continuing to recover from the climax, his cum that settled in your maw slowly drooling out, casing your dried and cracked lips that yearned for some pressure and company.

“Mmm… [y/n], look at me.”

“Fuck… Fuck…”

“[y/n],” Trevor tugged your lead and leaned forward, his bloodied nose inches away from yours, “Look at me.”

You had the courage to take a sneak peek. His eyes were fuelled with lust and desire. The pupils that were usually so small and sinister was void-like. It could stitch you into his world of torture and immense pain; something so frightening but exciting.

“Open your mouth.”

His fingers nails were grinding the skin of your cheek, urging to see you respect his authority. And when your mouth fell open, he enclosed them with his own.

He kissed you, tongue interrogating almost immediately. The blend of your menstrual blood and cum with his own salty fluids had created an explosion. Trevor grabbed your collar and pulled you closer, deepening the intimacy while he moaned throughout the physical contact. He tried to retrace every region his penis had visited, happy to taste his own semen and mixing it with your messy one. It was a devilish combination. The taste was overwhelming and his tongue was ignorant, selfish; desperate, whining for your taste. Your own blood from your warm flesh was now dancing around, thanks to his grubby and filthy mind. Anyhow, you couldn’t hate but return the passion. Although it was dirty, his need to merge and exchange cum was affectionate and warm. Trevor was wretchedly dining your lips and tongue like it was his last supper. He had forgotten about your leash and collar, caressing your neck and shoulders before you both departed; not wanting to suffocate in the kiss.

“You’re…” He was breathlessly panting, hand weighing on your shoulder, “You’re beautiful, so fuckin’ amazing… Fuck… Look at you.” Trevor paused and fondled your cheek, looking lovingly into your eyes – “I love you, sugar. My hungry little slut.”

You smiled gently and leaned into his hand, the aftertaste of his discharge in your mouth (but also your own).

“Thank yo – “

“Say it.”

There was silence before you shook away your intimidation.

“I love you too.”

Trevor silently cooed as he kissed you once more. The peace was enlightening and all his angst and aggression turned soft.

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jasepi09 · 1 year

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Just now noticing that Michael is the ginger gene.. (you can see it in his eyebrows) And now I can't stop thinking about red head Mickey 🧍

#grand theft auto #gtav #michael de santa #gta v headcanon #gta 5

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vampire-on-main · 2 years

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the man i am and the boy i always will be

#agent 14 #grand theft auto online #gtav #default hard round my behated!!!!!#sometimes u gotta go back to basics tho #thanks redacted for being my young agent 14 headcanon

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trikeyaredilfs · 2 years

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Friendly Reminder: Michael De Santa is a bad person with BPD, not a bad person because of BPD

#not trikey #michael desanta #Michael townley #gtav #headcanon

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thetrikeywarp · 3 months

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a fun fact for the night is that when my ex first met me i was first getting into trikey/gtav and i spoke a lot about trevor/michael's relationship and they didn't know anything about gtav so they assumed what i said was canon because i never once said it was subtext or headcanon stuff.

then a few days after a boy in their class was talking about how gtav is their favorite game and they were like "oh yeah the one with the gay couple"

and he was like "what the fuck are you talking about"

#when i die i want this story on my headstone it still makes me giggle #.txt #trikey

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dalekofchaos · 5 months

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My headcanon about Jack Marston Post-Ross

To me I don't believe Jack fell into the life Jack and Abigail worked so hard to prevent Jack from going down.

Here's what I think happened.

Abigail was slowly dying of a broken heart. She never got over John's death. I think losing John broke her and she just couldn't cope. She tried to live for Jack, but her depression grew too great and eventually she entered a catatonic state. Jack tried his best to care for his mother, but no matter what she became non responsive and it was like this until her death.

Jack went down to Mexico in search of Sadie Adler and Landon Rickets to help train him to kill Ross. I think Landon would feel bad for what happened to John and would offer Jack his services to help him. Sadie would do the same, but both would tell Jack to not follow the path that John walked. Kill Ross, but be done with hit.

Jack kills Ross as per canon. Jack is caught and serves a penance for the murder of Edgar Ross by serving in WW1, spends time as a Marshal and works with the Bureau and after he pays his debt to society.

Jack writes the book we see in GTAV that is titled Red Dead that tells the story of the Van der Linde gang(with help from Charles, Sadie, Mary-Beth, Tilly, Swanson Trelwany and Pearson) and tells the true story of John Marston's life and the truth of Edgar Ross and the Buereau/Pinkertons.

Jack later settles down on the old ranch and works to make it the best in the county like him and John talked about, has a wife and two kids and names them John Jr and Arthur. Jack would write to Sadie, Charles and Bonnie as often as possible and see them on the holidays because they are family.

Jack got the happy life John, Arthur and Abigail wanted for him.

And if this does happen for a potential RDR3, I would end the game similarly to AC:Black Flag like when Edward Kenway's old pirate friends look on him fondly, but with the Van der Linde gang looking on Jack proudly with both John and Arthur tipping their hat to Jack in approval for the man he became.

Initially was just gonna go with the WW1 theory as his only penance, but then remember Jack's outfits as a Marshal and an Agent and thought they could put those outfits to good use in a story sense and I was inspired by a video that I can no longer find.

#Red Dead Redemption #Red Dead Redemption 2 #Jack Marston #John Marston #Abigail Marston #Sadie Adler #Landon Ricketts #The Van Der Linde Gang #Charles Smith #Mary Beth Gaskill #Tilly Jackson #Orville Swanson #Simon Pearson #Josiah Trelawny

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trickster-tabby · 7 months

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my gtaV trans headcanons because fuck transphobes <3

Franklin: trans man, he/they

Lamar: trans woman, she/her (no name change)

Trevor: trans man, he/him

Wade: transmasc, she/him

Jimmy: nonbinary, they/she (I'm undecided on a name change)

idk what identity to give Lester but there's some vibes there

#stel's gtav au #gta v #franklin clinton #lamar davis #trevor philips #wade hebert #jimmy de santa #lester crest

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isinhaisa · 8 months

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(Me dancing for the header 💗)

✨ Introduction ✨

• my name is Isabelly but you guys can call me Isa!

• my birthday is 29 june of 2005

• i write GTAV headcanons, matchups and oneshots 💗

• i will be doing the max of asks possible! (Its my first time ever on Tumblr, but i have been on the GTAV fandom for 7 years!!)

#GTAV #gta v #gta #gta 5 #grand theft auto v #grand theft 5

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tigertofu · 9 months

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Hii!! I saw your requests were open and inbox was empty, and I really love your writing, so if you have the time would you mind share some pre-Ludendorff headcanons or a short fic (whatever you prefer) about Trevor, Michael, and Brad? 👉👈

Thank you!! And no rush at all! 💕

yes yes yes so glad u asked for this TY !! 💞💞 been actually thinking abt the north yankton era a lot lately 🤧

pairing: none (kinda sorta little a implied trikey tho?)

summary: headcanons about trevor, michael, and brad during north yankton

cw's: drugs/alcohol mention

wordcount: 844

• ik i’ve said it before but i’ll say it again: brad and trevor def played pranks on (aka BULLIED) lester. building on that tho: michael would get pissed as hell about it (most of the time. sometimes he wouldn’t bother giving a fuck). this would lead to arguments between trev/brad/michael, usually ending with trevor insinuating that michael and lester were secretly gay lovers and that’s why he defended him, causing michael to throw his hands up and just give the fuck up or remove himself from the situation so things wouldn't turn physical.

• ice skating !!! trevor already knew how to skate before joining the crew cuz of playing hockey when he was younger, and on one particularly boring snowy day he tried teaching brad and michael how to skate, too. they both sucked at it tho and neither of them skated again after that day. like just imagine trevor skating circles around them, laughing and making fun of them for falling on their asses.

• continuing on abt snow-related sports: ice fishing. when he wanted some peace and quiet, michael would go ice fishing at whatever nearest frozen body of water he could find. most of the time he wouldn't catch anything; he just did it as an excuse to be away from everyone else for a while. can imagine him inviting lester along a handful of times too tho so that they could gossip/bitch about how annoying trevor and brad were.

• michael would sometimes try to host Movie Nights. he'd make a big fuss about showing trevor and brad some old-ass classic film. he'd make microwaved popcorn and then get everyone to sit around the shitty tiny TV of whatever hotel or safehouse they were staying in at the time and pop in a well-loved VHS tape of one of his favorite movies. both trevor and brad would interrupt the movie with loud, inappropriate remarks though and michael would eventually lose his temper from telling them over and over to shut the fuck up. once he met and started dating amanda tho, he finally got a nice and peaceful movie-watching partner.

• lester fucking HATED brad and tried to interact with him as little as possible. can't quite remember right now if there's anything in canon to confirm or contradict this.. but i feel like lester would've had even less of a tolerance for brad's dumb ass than michael did.

• trevor and brad were like,, the world’s most volatile toxic married couple. one day they’d be best buddies, just having fun drinking/getting high/goofing off together. next day, they’re getting into yelling matches and throwing hands over like the last slice of nasty three-day-old pizza in the fridge or smth else equally stupid. idk why but i imagine brad had a temper almost as bad (or equally as bad) as trev’s, and that he was not exactly the brightest guy, so those two personality traits combined would be enough to frequently piss off trevor (and michael even moreso).

• trevor and brad def shared clothes.

• trevor and michael would occasionally have deep, late–night conversations that would last into the early morning hours. probably over beers and cigarettes. probably while sitting outside, probably on the snow–covered balcony of whatever shithole motel they were staying in. though trevor considered brad to be the more “fun” friend, he really appreciated these more serious talks about their pasts, their presents, and their futures with michael. those nights are both michael and trevor’s fondest memories from this period of their lives.

• i think there are some interesting implications in the game about trevor and amanda previously being friends, or at least being mildly friendly towards each other during the north yankton days. i imagine that this is largely because his drug use wasn’t nearly as bad as it became later on in his life, so even though he was loud/inappropriate/a bit chaotic, he wasn’t exactly dangerous nor too disgusting for amanda to be okay with spending time with. maybe she even let him babysit little jimmy and tracey occasionally (IMAGINE how cute....). brad, on the other hand, (even though amanda does admit that she “”“liked””” him in the game), was not allowed around the kids.

• i like to think that when they first met and for a while after, trevor really genuinely looked up to michael. like admired his leadership abilities and his skills at pulling scores (and i’m applying the popular headcanon that michael is a few years older than trev here but also srsly,, where does that headcanon come from?? is there any actual evidence for this or is it just a headcanon that became popular in the fandom pls someone lmk if u have an answer to this !!). as time went on though, this admiration gradually waned. michael started making decisions that trevor just wasn’t on board with (namely marrying a certain stripper and having kids with her), arguments became more frequent, trevor started to distance himself from mike a bit and spend more time with brad.

#requests #gtav headcanons #trevor philips #michael de santa #brad snider

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the-labyrinth-of-me · 11 months

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Seen some GTAV headcanons which encouraged me to post some of mine

-Trevor has absolutely awful eating habits. No regular meals, if any, since he often forgets about eating when he's high. Never goes groceries shopping, except for stuff that can be heated in a microwave. Often opts for takeaway food. Still knows how many calories a chocolate bar has

-Michael makes sure the doors are locked and the security system is working each day before he goes to bed

-Michael drinks his coffee with milk and sugar, Trevor prefers his black. Franklin doesn't like coffee. He prefers energy drinks

-Franklin buys a new smartphone regularly, Michael after warranty has expired, Trevor only when his old one is not working anymore

- Michael is a baptised Roman Catholic and has Irish ancestors (came to my mind upon seeing his tattoo options)

-Trevor is quite a good singer with a surprisingly good singing voice but he rarely ever sings

-Trevor still has his old leather jacket with the numerous of patches from his favorite bands, from the time he was a punk rocker. He relied heavily on music during his teenage years

-Tried to learn how to play the guitar but ended up smashing the instruments out of rage for not being able to learn fast

-There's literally not one dog in the world that doesn't like Franklin

-Franklin will stop doing drugs completely once he's a father

-And he's going to be a good dad, genuinely loves his kids, teaches them countless valuable life lessons and does absolutely not want to be like his parents or worse, the De Santas

-Denise gets to be the children's godmother regardless of her strained relationship with Franklin, and they grow closer again, working out stuff

-Lamar was a bully at school

-Amanda fucked one of Tracey's boyfriends once

-And she often fakes orgasms when sleeping with Michael 👀 of course he's absolutely oblivious to that, too distracted by his massive ego bc of what a stallion he appears to be 😬

-Trevor LOVES breakfast cereals (bc he probably never was allowed to eat them when he was a child)

-And yes he used those dildos on himself you can see in Debra's apartment

-Jimmy sells Tracey's worn underwear for easy and quick money

-The De Santa family once had a rather young, pretty housemaid. Amanda kicked her out. Guess why

-same goes of their old gardener but reversed roles

-Amanda has shouted one of her lover's names while having sex with Michael at least once

#gta v #Gta v headcanons #michael de santa #trevor philips #franklin clinton #amanda de santa #jimmy de santa #tracey de santa #lamar davis

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rreskk · 10 months

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Okay. Let’s settle this debate.

Soft Trevor VS Angry Trevor

#trevor philips #grand theft auto 5 #gta v #grand theft 5 #grand theft auto #gta 5 #trevor gta #grand theft auto v #gtav #trevorphilips #trevor philips headcanons

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titobitex · 1 year

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Ok homie what are your gta hc's?

thank you for the ask!! I've honestly got a shitton of gta hcs (including gtav) so it might be a bit all over the place but bare with me. Ship hcs are included here too :]]

Brucie

- has no idea how to cook, and whenever he attempts to he'll call either Niko or Roman for help despite them having no idea what the fuck he's talking about

- never touches drugs, though bullshark testortone / steroids is an exception, but will smoke a cigarette / blunt from time to time

- loves collecting different types of jackets (sports jackets, leather, punk, biker, etc)

- bids on celebrity worn / movie prop shit off of ebay. not because he wants it, but so he could fuck with people

- former highschool boxer, tried to pursue it when he got older but got his ass kicked in a match and backed out for awhile

- despite being a health-nut, he loves anything sugary and genuinely has to restrain himself

- really likes soft rock / rap music

- prefers hot, scorching weather days. not because he likes the weather, but because he gets an excuse to be shirtless in public and show off his tattoos

Niko

- loves watching horseracing, he'll rarely bid on the horses but still enjoys watching

- (related to the previous hc) collects horse / horse carousel figurines or anything related

- really likes cats and fish :3 whenever Nikos feeling alone or sad of some sort, he goes to the aquarium after-hours to collect his thoughts and relax

- feeds the street cats whenever he can

- horrible sleep schedule, but still gets up early everyday

- likes the 2000s skelanimals brand and has even boughten some of their plushes (he likes Rae the wolf specifically)

- favorite holiday is halloween!! he'll go trick or treating for a bit before giving whatever candy they dont want to his friends

- gets nightmares almost on a daily basis

- loves playing cards, specifically egyption war

- unironically got nightmares from watching Killer Klowns from Outerspace despite denying he was scared and stayed away from the carnival for a month

Johnny

- actually a really good sewer! whenever he finds cool band patches he'll buy (or steal) 'em and sew it onto his biker jacket right then and there

- has a pet coyote (it comes by every now and then and let's Johnny pet'em)

- loves cats and visits cat cafes often :3

- likes playing old Cube / Wii / Playstation games, even goes to the arcade occasionally and brings all the brothers with him

- robs the liquor store alot, not for alcohol but for slushies for him and the gang (even the dancers at the club house too)

- pretty good at cooking, except for baking

- puts ketchup on almost everything. this mf will seriously put ketchup on steak if he had the opportunity to

- thinks hotdogs are fucking repulsive but will have a corndog anyday

- learning how to play bass

- started his punk/rocker phase in highschool and never got over it since

Ship Headcanons

Niko/Brucie

- tried cooking together, it ended in disaster and ended up calling the fire department

- go to the beach/carnival almost every weekend to unwind

- they like recreating shitty Facebook Couples photos and tagging the people from the originals they parodied (usually they get blocked and reported)

- tried going on a skating date and Niko did horribly

- Brucies love language is verbal/affectionate, while Niko shows his love through small acts / gestures (running errands, etc)

- Niko gives/offers their jacket/sweaters to Brucie whenever it's cold, despite Brucie being slightly bigger then him

- Brucie compliments Niko all the time, even if it's not relevant to the conversation

- Niko runs errands / handles Brucies business whenever Brucies really stressed / busy

- the first time Niko actually stayed the night at Brucies penthouse he got really nervous sleeping in the same bed so once Brucie fell asleep he left and spent the rest of the night on the couch

- they both have (small) hidden matching tattoos that they got when they were drunk

this took me forever to write so I might make a part two :]

#can you tell i was projecting on some of these #tito asks #johnny klebitz #johnnyklebitz #brucie kibbutz #briko #bruciekibbutz #nikobellic #niko bellic #brucie x niko #niko x brucie #gta headcanons #gta hcs

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