#HAH YOU THOUGHT

[courtjestermerlin]

(sneaks in) ……. EVIL BOOP 😈🐾 (runs away)

but what if

#HAH YOU THOUGHT #get evil booped ren 🐾😈🤺 #asks #boop

[doorrobloxstuff]

Seek is figure's seeing eye lover

Sober thoughts

Tw//Drunkenness (non-violent)

Seek is dealing with some stuff. It's not an alcoholic or anything it just had a bad day.

also, don't worry about Figure intentionally squishing Seek in its fist it's kind of like a hard reboot but for gay slime. It pops the air bubbles within its lover's mass (which appear from it boiling and is very unpleasant for the entity to deal with.) Figure also stretches Seek like play slime for fun, which feels like a back massage.

There must've been a party the night before, because it didn’t even make it out of the doorway..and that its stench was a filthy cleaver to wrenched into Figure’s sternum... Not that figure minded that much, but It didn’t take figure very long for the flesh-laden creature to feel out where its lover had dematerialized; more of an eye-laden stain on the floor then the puddle it typical rested. It felt dusty between its fingers. “Seek?” It clicked, brushing a gnarled finger up against the puddle.

There wasn’t a response.

It trilled anxiously, its fingers brushing up against its partner’s dark surface once more as it began to repetitively brush its palm up against Seek’s mass with more friction.

“Seek? Seek are you there? Seek? SeekSeekSEEK-

A malformed hand grasped Figure’s fingers and then promptly destabilized back into its puddle seconds later.

“..Shh, I heard you the first time.”

Figure stopped moving its hand and looked down towards where its partner was speaking.

“Why didn’t you answer me then?”

The puddle, still somewhat inert as its partner gently gathered it with a hand, the goopy entity slowly emerged from the fog as its eye peeled open.

“..I have had..t-too much.. sorry darling.” "I had an inkling you did, You smelt like our finest anyway."

"..My eyes..are still spinning.."

Figure bones cracked as it slowly made its way down to sit on the wooden floor, with a wince of its teeth it gently brushed the eye-filled glob in its hand with a tip of one of its finger. "We were all worried about you.." "..I think I drank myself into an alcoholic torpor last night..tell..tell everyone everything's off..tell them I'm sick or somᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ.." Seek's voice rippled away into exhaustion.

Figure whined a little, it poked Seek with the tip of its sharpened claw-thumb. "Why did you even do that yourself? You’d have to drink hundreds of gallons to get even tipsy.."

The glob didn't answer, instead, Figure could feel some small black tendrils wrap themselves between the twisted fingers of its hand. "..Dearest, do you remember how sunlight feels on your skin?"

Figure scratched its head and trilled. "..Warm. I remember it all back before the exits closed..I liked to make mountains in the dirt and hide beneath them to cool off." "..It was always too damn hot out. I remember you once popping out from beneath them and scaring me too." "I didn't even know you could shriek that high," Figured chortled, "I still can hear the sound of you scream-melting into gravel." "...Dirt eater..I probably absorbed some on accident because of you, I felt heavier afterward."

"Never mess with my piles." "Kfft..I also remember.. you climbing trees with those big arms of yours... you'd sniff at the leaves that grew at the top.. and..eat bees from the beehive.. in the other tree next to it." "Did I tell you about how I ate them?" "No.. tell me.. how?"

"I squished them with my thumb and my pointer, then, I'd dip them into the honey like chips. I liked the grubs better, they tasted nutty and very crunchy, I should've brought some salt up there." "..Damn, that sounds like something that could've gone well with what I had last night..maybe if I dried them.." Seek's words trailed off into oblivion. "..Do you remember the back alley..?" "..The one outside..?" "Mhm.." "I still see it when I pass by windows.." "The real one, Seek." "...Barely." Figure raised its partner up close to the side of its face and lightly rubbed up against Seek’s face. "..Do you remember our..creature..the purring one?"

“..The cat?” "Yes.. that's what those are called?" "It was so soft and friendly..." "..Do you think its still there..waiting for us?"

Figure didn’t answer. It put its pressed its side of its head even deeper into the mass it had on its hand, which by now was unusually moist even for such an entity like Seek.

Figure could smell the scent of salt.

“..My Sweetness, I don’t want to die here. Not like this.”

“Do you want to leave..?” Figure trilled softly.

“...No. I know you like it here..I do too…Your library is my home..you’re my home…”

Figure could feel Seek mass begin to cascade.

“But this place, it isn’t our lovely home anymore..it’s a death trap Figure. A death trap.”

“That..thing..It twisted..f..Jeff.. It took Greed. It Took Depth…It took Silence..”

“I’m so sorry..”

“..I don’t..I don’t want to join them… I don’t want t-to die..I don’t want you, Screech, Snare, or anyone else I love to die being burned alive..!”

Seek made a sob that reverberated through its overwhelmed mass.

“Oh Figure..! I don’t-…It’s..”

Figure could feel its partner tense in its hand.

“It’s all my fault. I should’ve killed him. I should’ve killed him then and there. But I let him go sweetness. I didn’t kill him. WHY DIDN'T I KILL HIM LIKE I WAS SUPPOSED TO!-”

Figure quickly closed its hand into a fist, which caused the once bubbling, overwhelmed Slime to Involuntarily restabilize, leaving a shivering oozing mess in its wake.

“Oh..sweetness..my sweetness..I’m sorry I didn’t mean to yell..”

Figure looked down and trilled softly into its gooey fist.

“Kkhhrt..shhshhshhshh..it's okay, its okay..listen to my voice..”

Figure gently unfolded its hand and reunited its palm up against its cheek once more.

“You aren’t going to die here..if you do..apart of me will die with you forever and ever and ever and ever and none of our babies will ever, NEVER come close to it.”

“I don’t- I don’t know what I’m going to do about Jeff, I haven’t scented anything or heard anything nearby..”

Figure's words trailed off, how could it comfort someone who can feel its heartbeats, who could feel it blood pressure rise who lives in your veins and can feel the cortisol rush through its Adrenal glands? When you can't even assure itself?

“..He’ll slip up eventually..we'll kill him then..”

"..Are..are you worried..?"

"....A little...” Figure could feel a small tendril brush close to its face. Which, given its hungover state probably left a little bit of a smear.

“Please...don’t go away..”

“..Seek, I knew how you felt when..”

Figure made a clunky noise as it felt its partner begin to melt even more.

“..I know, but please..don’t..bring it up..”

Figure shook its head and brought Seek up to its chest, even from a few inches away it could feel the exhaustion pour through Seek’s mass.

“..You..You’re drunk..come here..”

“I don’t..I don’t think..”

“I’m so..rry...”

“Just come here..”

Figure felt a tendril prod it as its partner instinctively evaporated its way into Figure’s chest and slowly make its way its way into shared consciousness as the blind entity could feel tendrils find purchase in its brain as sleepy eyes sprouted from its host’s arms.

Figure could feel the excess alcohol seep into its muscles, with a distressed whistle it curled up on the floor and wrapped its arms around its shoulders.

#roblox doors #doors roblox #author.txt #main au #Figure #Seek #Ahhhh I offered a little hint to a platonic/vaguely romantic ship there #and its not seekgure #HAH YOU THOUGHT #THERE WAS GONNA BE A HAPPY ENDING NO #also not just Seekgure there’s still Seekgure in here #in here #how do I write again?? #getting back into it #miscommunication #there too #three am when I posted this

[askladyrhea]

So what house is Byleth teaching?

With how often the professor spends time with students beyond their initial house, it has likely become hard to tell for an outsider. I do understand your confusion. Personally, it brings me such joy to see the professor forging bonds between the students of the houses, especially after they were forced into this position rather abruptly. I am certain they will do great things for the future of Fodlan. I am proud of all they have accomplished.

#HAH you thought #rhea: master secret keeper #sorry but byleth and everyone else will forever remain an enigma #unless someone can back rhea into a corner #good luck #ic #rp #fire emblem three houses rp #fe3h rhea #fe rhea #fire emblem rp #fire emblem 3 houses #fire embelm #fe #fe3h rp #fe rp #fe16 rhea #fe16 #lady rhea #ask blog #open asks #ask open #ask box #iheartfireemblem

[jumptothemoon]

No mercy uno reverse and let us care

(fineee. )

#hah you thought

[expectiations]

I still find it funny that people call eleven a "deadbeat husband" and their marriage "toxic" but twelve is the "perfect husband" and their marriage "wedded bliss" all because of the few moments we'd seen between 11 and River were them being "toxic". yes of course! let's ignore how the minisodes show how that description isn't true and even how little moments in the episodes themselves – "what? that's it?" (why haven't you kissed me goodbye? are you being sly on purpose so I'd kiss you first?) and "they wouldn't bury my wife out here" and the music room is the heart of the home and it's not a ghost story, it's a love story – show 11 cared and put in the work and yes, they're going to have disagreements like the ones in TATM because duh who doesn't but it does not mean it is the entirety of their relationship but people have taken it and made it the entirety of their relationship.

#doctorriver #doctor x river #river song #doctor who #eleventh doctor #the doctor #twelfth doctor #yowzah #eleven x river #can you tell i am passionate about this topic? no? yes? maybe? #i blink my eyes in confusion(?) the absurdity of it all(?) when i see 11 described as a deadbeat husband #do people still not understand that we only saw like 3% of their relationship? that we didn't see *everything*?? #i really have to post those damn wonderful twitter threads here #i thought i'd only be seeing those awful takes on twitter but hah no apparently not #and that other one saying river has no agency? river has no say in her life? river had been forced to keep her life as is? #that the doctor didn't exert that much effort for her the same way she did for him? i'm still trying to digest it tbh because what if i've #taken it the wrong way? but it came up again on my feed and it's still the same. damn. people really believe river had no agency? no choice #tia talks tish #dw musings

[longelk]

it never slips my mind that kaycee died young but it took me a bit to register that her manner of death is one of the most unimaginably painful ones to go through. oh well if homegirl was lucky she passed out from the smoke before she could feel her skin peel off 😁🤞

#i know her death is prooobably an assassination? given what she knew and her being the only casualty #even though risking burning down your whole building seems excessive.. #but i like the thought it was purely tragic cosmic joke on her HAH #like god has it out for her. girl just die #'the exact circumstances of her death are unknown'' #i dont know if that statement is regarding what killed her specifically or what started the fire or both #i know theres something about faulty wiring but we know gamefuna would just lie lol #do you think EMTs got there before she was taken by complications? or was she olone when the light left her eyes. #did the defibrillator fail? #kaycee hobbes

[daily-hanamura]

#p4 #persona 4 #p4g #persona 4 golden #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #souyo #no? you've never thought of it? interesting considering how quick YOU are to call yu master. or captain. just saying!! #sussy. susssy baka yosugay #he's good with his queue #HAH well i guess yosuke gets to see how good yu is with his hands here

[sugoi-writes]

Scream Machine! Readers... here's some lightly-explicit juice to hold you over. 🥴💦

Keep in mind I'm still editing and some of this may or may not end up in the final version.

Alastor crawls over you, having to stoop so you weren't eye-level with his sternum," Keep in mind... I am not usually one to-- well--" You pick up on a flush crawling over the bridge of his nose, his eye twitching," I dont like being disrobed. And I especially dont like others to see me like that, either... but I still intend to give you every once of pleasure I can outside of it. For now."

You eyebrows raise as you nod," That's fair, that's understandable... you haven't seen me naked either.... yet." You move your hands to the straps of your dress, pausing before you move your hands lower," If you'd like to see, that is...?"

Alastor's eyes seem lost for a moment, a familiar haze crossing his features before he refocuses on your patient hands," I would like to see, if you'll have me."

You nod, your heart swelling at the stark parallel between earlier and now. His actions in alley were not unwelcome, but you almost felt more excited by his nervous, reserved energy. You start to remove your dress, Alastor assisting with slow, exploring hands. He relished the little noises you made when he caresses a spot you like, or shifts the fabric below your perk nipples.

You didn't mind that Alastor was hesitant about disrobing himself, and even with how suddenly your passions ignited... You've had a dreamt about this demon numerous times. Your confidence in presenting yourself to him was built up over a startling amount of sleepless nights, and evenings filled with desperate sighs of frustration.

Alastor discarded your dress with a flick of the wrist, eyes settling on your body with gleaming eyes. The energy he had wasn't to consume you, and it wasn't animalistic... it was warm, curious; filled with an almost innocent adoration.

There was so much to take in about your form, and so many things to appreciate with his eyes and hands... he couldn't tell where he should touch first. He wasn't sure what you preferred, and suddenly, he felt his body lock up, unable to perform. You chuckle as your hand comes up to his face, forcing him to look your way. You picked up on the anxiety almost instantly, making Alastor feel more self conscious. Was his guard THAT low???

"We don't have to do this, you know. If it's too soon, I don't mind waiting, sir." Alastor leaned into the touch, smiling and turning to kiss your warm palm. How forgiving and patient you were... he almost felt unworthy of it.

"Forgive me, I do want this. 'Just... lost in the possibilities." You look up to him with an honesty that has his heart clenching, and a heat starting to bubble in his core. He saw that bravado, that confidence take over: it served as a stark contrast to his eyes, which reveal the truest form of himself.

A deer in the headlights.

"I can show you what I'd like you to do to me, if that helps."

Alastor's eyes practically flutter as your hand teases along your hips, landing just below your collarbones. His ears twitch forward as you let out a pleased sigh, his chest expanding as he took a larger breath. His exhale shook with temptation.

Alastor straddles your hips and moves his hands underneath yours, allowing you to grab his wrists. Just this once, he would allow you the honor of taking the initiative.

" Then lead the way, darling."

#HAH #YOU THOUGHT! #GET READY FOR A NERVOUS ALASTOR #HEHEHEHEH #sneak peak #alastor x reader #alastor x y/n #alastor x you #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanfiction #dont worry his bravado will come back with a vengence!!!

[sefirots]

anyone else think about that chairwoman h thing a lot

#ffvii #final fantasy 7 #sephiroth #professor hojo #sefirot art #one of my friends has this headcanon that hojo is transfem and i think sephiroth is agender and i was like....wait a minute.. #i think hojo would try to diminish any thought that sephiroth thinks is Strange like. #hah. what do you mean this isnt normal. ive felt like this my whole life.

[manglam-marfach]

dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden

#chilaios #that's a lie i understand breeding kink very well lmao #HOWEVER IT MUST BE SAID #they finish up a great scene. hot lesbian sex. all going well. #and laios lies back with her eyes closed. still flushed and sweaty. she rests her naked hand on her naked lower stomach and says. 'hah.... #'did you know ...that tallmen and halflings can have kids together?' Like its just another fun monster fact. #she's trailing her fingers absentmindedly over her stomach now. tracing idle patterns. #'with our lifespans being so similar it isn't even as big a deal as it is for elves and humans. they're even fertile and that's ... #that's really rare for hybrids.' her eyes are still closed. she swallows hard. She's more red now than she was when they fucked. #'you should talk about that next time you're in me. i'd like it...' and she cracks one eye open a sliver #to see chilchuck . BEET. RED. #because Chilchuck DID NOT. KNOW. #She was already fucked out and now she's dying?? she's dying. Laios still has her huge hand resting on her huge smooth stomach #miles and miles of soft skin...that she wants chilchuck to put a BABY in #she's thought about the hypothetical lifespan and safety of the hypothetical baby! is this just a sex thing? is this a for real thing? #chilchuck does not know and does not know which one she's hoping for now!! cause both sound GREAT #AND OF COURSE THERE'S ALSO #chilchuck remembering that conversaion next time Laios's huge huge fingers are inside her. Laios's hot wet breathing by her ear. #Laios's breathing going ragged even though no one is touching HER she is the one toying with Chilchuck right now. She always does that. #between the breathing and the fingers and the warmth and the smell Laios is all around her and she just thinks - #'Laios is so huge. Laios's baby would be so huge. I'd be so huge. Pregnant with it.' And she cums. #rattles her to her fucking core. Chilchuck who HAS BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE realising. holy shit. #i want this fluffy haired socially awkward 26 year old doggirl to . to fuck a baby into me. in a sexy way. #i think . I think it's hot. #enough to turn you to drink isn't it! #u may ask - hey how come chilchuck has a girlcock and has got pregnant? can laios get chilchuck pregnant? #does anyone even have a womb in this situation? I may answer - don't worry about it #a wizard did it. whatever. its a fantasy world. #whatever is sexiest in the moment i don't care #lesbiance

[isbergillustration]

Happy New Year 2024 baby

#pls #hah! legal #okay tumblr idfk how you thought this one was mature content but whatever #my art #artists on tumblr #illustration

[spacedlexi]

going through the wiki transcripts and finding out clem and vi support each other even more than i already thought......... god.....

#the reassurances and support................... killing me........ #thought the 'this is marlons fault' option was gonna be mean to marlon but its clem reassuring vi that what happened wasnt her fault?? #and that vi couldnt have known marlon was lying to her?? #vi being kind and understanding about clem holding up tenn and tries to soften the tension between them #RAAAAAAHHH #it speaks #twdg #violentine #had to start a new save to see some of these choices ive never picked In Action and its great so far thank you wiki #having a real [GLASS HIM] moment right now about some of these like wow i did Not think that was what that option meant #new [GLASS HIM] moment: telling vi 'sorry to disappoint' is SARCASTIC??? 'no disappointment here im glad you came back :)' #and clem smiles and 'hah's about it 😭 theyre so cute new fave option there #'what about the others?' 'ohhh well theyre less excited about it' #end of the ep said vi was annoyed by the sarcastic greeting which is very interesting since they were both smiling about it #see what i mean i thought it was gonna be mean sarcastic but it comes off as playful sarcastic but its apparently mean sarcastic

[cherrylssues]

Guess who's making some merch for DoKomi 🗿

#if y'all thought i was gone for good HAH the joke's on you #i was just overwhelmed by life and kinda started to hate how i draw my babygirl raphael so i stopped drawing him entirely lmaooo #but!!! i finaly got around and finished this #gonna turn them into keychains soon #good news is: i finally got around and finished other pieces so now i want to take a step back and fix some doodles i never finished lmao #cherry art #cherry speaks #raphael bg3 #haarlep bg3 #bg3 fanart

[kiruvry]

obsessed with the thought of august saving pav when you don't ((im .so fucking normal dear god pl))

+ extra 🤨

#'haha hey these guys are the only ones who try to attack the kaiser hah' -> THE HORROR THE HORROR THE HORROR #they occupy my thoughts. all the time every fufkjng day #finding even the slightest comfort and a moment of solace in somebody you share a common goal with #and who could ljke. offer you things youve lost aswell should you allow yourselves to actually grow close despite the distrust due to the #festival ijust FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK #SOMEBODY SHOOT ME #fear and hunger #fear and hunger 2: termina #f&h2t #f&h #f&h2 #pav fear and hunger #august fear and hunger #literally life ruining im in shambles

[randomperson0k]

been working on this on and off for a few weeks now. its a very messy reference but oh well

artfight references... my enemy... gotta work on lanyon next because their design is gonna be scary to tackle and i want it done as soon as i can

hopefully i didnt miss anything but knowing me im probably going to want to change something later. blegh. [already noticing 2 mistakes as i write this

#jekyll and hyde #edward hyde #henry jekyll #my art #FREAK j&h #they arent supposed to be book accurate as a warning #which is why jekyll/hyde is a crazy cat lady #they garden in their free time too #its a stress reliever for them #i have so many thoughts about them please ask me about them im normal i promise #the scar map looks bad but i can assure you half of those were caused by them just being a dumbass #“hah lanyon! your theory is pathetic. look at how m-” *explosion noise*

[swiftmitsu]

If you could steal any sans’ drip which one would you take. And for this hypothetical lets say you have some time to plan for their inevitable retaliation

oh my god

i like this question. this is a good question.

WELL FIRST OF ALL.

GOING OUT I ALREADY DRESS LIKE DUST HIMSELF.

but hmmmmmmm

HONESTLY.

give me Outer’s jacket. PLEASEEEEE.

#mitsuasks #thornoisdono #<3333 #if you guys thought killer HAH