#HENRY CAVILL IS NOT A DILF

[i-wanna-b-yours]

so many of you don't even know what a dilf is

#PEDRO PASCAL IS BOT A DILF #HENRY CAVILL IS NOT A DILF #CHRIS EVANS IS NOT A DILF #A DILF NEEDS TO BE A DAD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. FULFILLING THE 'D' PART IS WHAT MAKES YOU A DILF

[livesinfantasyland]

He looks so GOOD!! *screaming*

#henry cavill #argylle #agent argylle #he's so hot #dilf henry

[scuddish]

HENRY CAVILL as WALTER MARSHALL NIGHT HUNTER 2018 | dir. David Raymond

#long-locked sweater dilf #henry cavill #henrycavilledit #hcavilledit #userbecca #henricavyll #walter marshall #*scuddish.gif #characters #waltermarshalledit #night hunter 2018 #tw gun #cw gun #mine #2022 favorites #popular

[miss-tribbiani]

Hello babes and bots

I can't sleep so I've decided I'm gonna enlighten all of you w my thoughts on cringy pet names

BAE - (WE'RE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE, I can't believe someone used or use it the only time is acceptable is when you're being passive aggressive to someone lol) I'm talking about the the office ep)

Babygirl - (I'm sorry 365DNI ruined for me and I get physical pain when I heard it.)

Boo-boo (tf is that, I'm not into baby talking is weird)

Little girl - (ew, not even in the kinky way)

Wifey (huh??? We just met boy get down)

Kitten (is giving mafia wattpad 2014)(Also doja cat :/)

aaaaand the only men I would allow calling me that

but ofc never in a million years I'm just delusional and the only men I can truly trust are out of reach lol

This are not my gifs, credit to all the creators p<3

Notice how I finally got over Chris Evans because I'm 100% sure he will come back married. 😭

#how is he so fine #i need therapy #pet names #jason sudeikis #sebastian stan #ben barnes #henry cavill #tom hiddleston #jamie dornan #dilfgifs #he is a dilf

[cherrycolaaaaaaaaa]

⊹﹒ life too short for me to pretend like i don’t like dilfs, like yeah, call me mrs. garfield

#dilfsource #dilf toji #this is a girlblog #girlblogging #andrew garfield #andrew lincoln #henry cavill #coquette #aesthetic #moodboard #lana stan #lana del rey #Spotify

[laufeysodinson]

coming back to say i’m so happy his dreams are coming true 🥹

#henry cavill #its giving dilf REAL #all my celeb crushes are getting married/having children #TIME IS FLYING SO FAST??? WAIT #just reminds me of peak henry cavill fanfics here on tumblr the fandom was so fun back then #love how we’re all growing up together it’s such a bittersweet feeling #IDK WHAT’S GOING ON I’M JUST SENTIMENTAL AND NOSTALGIC #will always cherish the fun times back in 2019 to 2020 i miss you all<3 #i hope it’s a girl

[nekomancave]

faz uns icons de dilf pfvr mãe to com fome se tiver oscar isaac e henry cavill eu caso 👁️👁️

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀　☆.. ﾉ dilfs <3 icons𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

#icons #random icons #spirit icons #dilf icons #120x120 icons #120x120 #aesthetic icons #cillian murphy icons #oscar isaac icons #henry cavill icons #tom hardy icons #mads mikkelsen icons #jeffrey dean morgan icons #norman reedus icons #christian bale icons #dilfs icons

[muchadoaboutstartrek]

I think it's universally known that as soon as Ethan Peck turns 40 we are obligated to put him into the daddy category... right?

#I mean #if Henry Cavil can be a daddy without being a dad then so can my boy Ethan #but if he's daddy does that also mean he classifies as a dilf🤔 #I mean he's a daddy to hoes like me #*read daddy issues* #spock #star trek: strange new worlds #star trek strange new worlds #st snw #star trek snw #ethan peck

[cosmos-coma]

By Another Name

A/N: A little angst to fuel you! Muahahaha!!

Pairing: Geralt x reader

WC: 502

Warnings: gn!reader (no pronouns), unbeta’d,

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The night was cool and bright as the full moon shone into your little cottage, illuminating the blankets shielding you and Geralt from the chill of the spring night. The moon's shine laid over your eyes and roused you from sleep. Your eyes fluttered open, squinting as you took in the light above you.

“Mmph…” you grunted and rolled over to tuck into your sleeping witcher's arms. The warmth of your bare skin against his was a welcome invitation as you tucked your head beneath his chin. Geralt was sleeping still and sound, something that had thankfully gotten more frequent the longer you had been with him. His warm quiet breaths gently blew the hair on your head, causing an easy and simple smile to form on your lips.

You hummed softly against his chest, the pleasant little vibrations traveling from skin to skin made your nerves tingle pleasantly. Planting a few kisses along the scars on his collarbone, you pressed all your love into him with each graze of your lips. 

Arms wrapped snugly around you as your witcher shifted in his sleep, pulling you close and safe as you’re sure he was doing in his dreams as well. His nose brushed through your hair as he took in your scent and began mumbling just a bit.

A sweet and quiet chuckle permeated your lips as you tried to make out what he was saying.  “What was that, Love?” you asked as you closed your eyes, a content feeling washing over you as this perfect night was wrapping up and your sleepiness came over you again.

More unconscious mumbles fell from his lips as he seemed to search for the words he was looking for. “Lilac.... Gooseberries... Yen… My Yen.” he finally sighed, like finding the word took every heavy weight off his shoulders.

Your eyes shot open with shock and pain as you were forced to take in what he had just said.

Yen? As in Yennifer? As in THE Yennifer…?

The way your heart broke in your chest, you could have sworn an earthquake had wracked through you and torn open your whole chest. The sadness, the grief inside you felt like it was ready to come pouring out at any moment. But in the next instant it was quickly replaced with anger; red, hot, and bubbling violently against the walls of your veins. 

Your teeth clenched as you pushed off of him and climbed out of bed, your anger pooling like fire in your chest. With tense and determined hands you quickly slipped on a dress and your cloak, not even bothering with shoes. 

“Y/n?” Geralt called sleepily as he felt you get up and the cool air quickly replace you.

But you couldn’t hear him, or maybe you chose not to, you weren’t really sure which. As you wordlessly walked out the front door, the cool air felt both invigorating and sickening as the anger, hurt, and sadness swirled inside you. 

“Y/n?!” he called again, but you were already gone.

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Taglist: @writingmysanity @open--till--midnight

#as much as i do love henry cavill i adore game geralt #hes the funniest mf and a dilf what more could you ask for? #hehehe angst! #geralt of rivia #geralt x reader #geralt of rivia x reader #geralt x y/n #geralt x you #the Witcher #witcher

[miss-tribbiani]

If someone asked me would you sell your left lung for a fancy dinner with one of these men?

Not even blinking I'd say yes.

#how is he so fine #daredevil #chirs evans #charlie cox #sebastian stan #andrew garfield #ben barnes #Henry Cavill #I love men #Not just any men #THEM #Potential dilf

[iwannagetdickeddown]

I didn’t forget about this account my brain just hates me. Anyways y’all Henry cavil with grey hair is unlocking something in me I never knew existed.

-Julie

#henry cavill #lord have mercy #slutty thoughts #i love dilfs #henrycavilledit

[scottsumrners]

What makes a DILF a DILF?

Well, rule of thumb is - he's gotta be a dad. That's the D in DILF. So if he ain't got kids, he's just a regular Man I'd Like to Fuck.

PERSONALLY however, there is more to it. Like, idk if you remember the tv show Baby Daddy (incredibly heterosexual). The main character was a dad, but he wasn't a DILF.

For me, a DILF has to be, in addition to a father:

- older than 40

- have gray hair

- not be fit/muscular

That's what makes a DILF a DILF to me.

#like. oscar isaac is daddy but he's not a dilf. #chris evans and henry cavill could try to impregnate me as much as they'd like #(hopefully at the same time) but they are not DILFa #DILFs* #tenoch huerta could put as many of his kids down my throat as he'd like... still not a DILF