#I don't believe it

[fezcossidepiece]

idk if it's just me but it's lowkey hard asf to believe miles only has like 3 friends. like??? just look at him???

he's literally cool as fuck with his headphones and his sneakers and his smile and shit like CMON NOW?? like yes he's a dork but ... i feel like a person like him could make friends with anyone easily, he's so friendly???

#i don't believe it #bro has hella friends fym #miles morales #miles morales thoughts #miles morales x reader #kylie's miles rants

[hometoursandotherstuff]

#i don't believe it #censorship #other stuff

[thorne1435]

wait hang on

wait...

no wait, look i just--

i... i need...

i need a minute...

#star wars #philosophy tube #abigail thorn #i dont believe you #i don't believe it #i can't believe it #i won't #you wont lie to me

[ilovetvtoons]

THIS BETTER BE REAL DISNEY!!!

#disney #disney tva #cartoons #animation #2d animation #amphibia #tangled the series #broken karaoke #twitter #darcy wu #varian #eugene fitzherbert #lance strongbow #for real?!?! #i don't believe it #it is so nice to hear this

[slusheeduck]

Fictober 2023 Day 13 - Prompt: "Who takes care of you?" Fandom: Baldur's Gate 3

It wasn’t an easy sleep Gale had dropped into, but he really couldn’t recall the last one he had. Probably before, well, everything. But fitful as his slumber was, he still wasn’t happy when it was interrupted by a paw batting his face. He grumbled, trying to ignore it. Half the time, Tara was just trying to see if he was awake; if he didn’t stir, she’d go somewhere else.

But clearly not today. Another bat came, even more solid than the first. It was finally an exasperated “Mr. Dekarios” that got him to answer.

“Tara, not now,” he said blearily, rolling over. “It’s not time for breakfast.”

“I should say it is not. This is where you’ve run off to?”

Gale opened his eyes, sitting up. He wasn’t in his tower; he was at camp, sleeping beside the fire with the others. From the look of it, they hadn’t heard Tara’s entrance. He looked back down at the tressym.

“Why are you here?” he whispered. “You promised to stay in Waterdeep. ‘Promise,’ verb, meaning to swear that something will or will not be done.”

“And I decided will not.” Tara sat down very primly in the dirt, nose up. “It’s a good thing, too. You look terrible.” She looked around appraisingly. “Have you fallen in with a bad crowd?” she whispered. “That explains that thing on your face, and…” She paused, nose twitching intently before she turned around, back immediately arching. “Oh, by the gods, you’ve even picked up a dog! I let you out of my sight for one moment and look what happens!”

Gale rubbed his face. “I’m not in with a bad crowd. I’m fine. Well, as much as I can be.” He sighed, looking back at the tressym. “It’s not safe for you to be here. Go back home, Tara.”

“The dog can be here, though?”

Gale let out an irritated huff. “The dog belongs to someone else. You belong to me, and—” Oh. Oh no. Oh no, no, he knew the mistake he made the moment the words left his mouth, but there was no time to apologize before Tara was arched up, wings out and a low growl escaping her.

“I belong to you? Oh, no, no, Gale Dekarios—if the decades I’ve been with you have taught you anything, it’s that you have that backward. Who takes care of you? Who spent the better part of a year looking for items to sate that ticking time bomb in you? Who was it that has sat by your side through hells and high water, only for you to stomp off and leave me and your mother worried sick?”

Gale tried to shush her as she railed off with her (admittedly very valid) points, but the damage was done. Astarion was the first to push himself up with a groan.

“What in the hells is that noise?” he grumbled.

“It’s the angriest meowing I’ve ever heard.” Falerin sat up, rubbing his eyes. He squinted at Gale, then glanced down at Tara. His eyes suddenly went wide, and he sat up straight. “Is that Tara?”

“Tara?” Karlach was up in a moment, already wide awake. “Tara’s here?” She looked over at the tressym, hands going to her mouth. “Oh my gods, it is Tara! That’s your sigil on her collar, Gale! Oh, aren’t you a pretty girl?”

In the wake of attention, Tara’s anger subsided, and she sat up to preen. “I see my reputation precedes me. As it should, of course.”

Gale sighed. “Yes, this is Tara. Tara, these are my…my friends.” Oh. It did feel good saying that.

“Some friends indeed, if they’re not telling you to shave,” Tara sniffed, though she wandered over toward them. Falerin held out his hand for her to sniff, and she responded by shoving her face right up against it. As he scratched beneath her chin, she purred. “I do like this one. He can stay.”

“At any rate, Tara was just leaving,” Gale said firmly, only to get a loud protest from all three around the fire.

“How can she leave now? She’s just arrived,” Karlach said between trying to pspspss her over. “And you’ve talked about her nonstop!”

Tara looked up, surprised. “You have?”

“I…may have shared one or two stories,” he said, scratching his chin. “Mostly about how you’ve massacred any pigeons that have come within a twenty-mile radius of the tower.”

“As is her right,” Astarion said. “Clearly she’s never done a single thing wrong in her life. Really, Gale, you’re being terribly unfair.”

“That one can stay, too,” Tara said, unceremoniously climbing up into Karlach’s lap—thank the gods they’d gotten that mechanic to fix her up. The tressym did look pleasantly surprised at the warmth, and she settled in comfortably; Karlach looked on the edge of tears at being chosen. “This one, too. Oh, she’s like a personal heater, how lovely.” She tucked up her wings and wrapped her tail around herself. “Perhaps you are doing quite well out here in the wilds. Even with the dog.”

Gale let out a long sigh. “Fine. You can stay the night,” he said, throwing up a hand. “We’ll discuss this in the morning.”

“Yes, over a decent breakfast. I can tell you haven’t had one since you left home,” Tara said, eyes squinting as Karlach delicately scratched at her ears. “I do hope one of your friends knows Speak with Animals. I’d like to hear a much less biased account of what you’ve been up to while off and about—and give some proper instructions on how to care for you. I can’t have people thinking you’re a stray, Mr. Dekarios.”

Fictober 2023 Drabble Master Post

#fictober23 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #tara the tressym #gale of waterdeep #This is my one bit of canon correction #You mean to tell me that Gale 'Stoplickingthedamnthing' Dekarios #cat dad of the year #isn't constantly talking about his cat to everyone in earshot #And even more unrealistically that the entire party isn't losing their shit when they meet her?? #I don't believe it #Also Astarion disapproves if you tell Tara to stop eating pigeons and I think that's very sexy of him

[denerturee]

Aemond was happy to play a prank to scare Lucerys and later this prank led to the death of him soulmate

#lucerys velaryon #aemond targaryen #lucemond #lucerys x aemond #hotd #hbo hotd #hbo house of the dragon #house of the dragon #missing them #pedro pascal memes #they deserved better #this moment #bro 😭😭😭 #poor boy #no no wait #i love them #i cant stop thinking about them #i cant stop thinking about it #i cant stop crying #i don't believe it #this dynamic #omg 😭😭😭 #my heart 😭😭😭😭 #so saddd #so sad so sad #so sad so tragic #tragic #my boys #they deserved so much better #they deserve more love

[x22817]

I think I just had a guy try to hit on me? He said I was as beautiful as Hekate.

#beans beans the magickal fruit #I don't believe it #I can't believe I look good enough to be hit on in general tbh #but it boosted my self-esteem #I didn't know what to do so I just praised Bean and gave her a treat #that's the appropriate response #right? #dogblr #service dog

[possuminnit]

are normal people real

#i don't believe it #possuminnit thoughts

[iwillfightgodandwin]

I do NOT believe Shayne and Courtney are together because they're both actors and I will never trust an actor

#shayne and courtney #shayne topp #courtney miller #shourtney #i don't believe it #as an actor #i don't trust actors

[tomateblack]

she isn't dead she isn't dead she

#XXXIV #she is alive to me #i don't believe it #black sails #madi

[chipistrate]

I know it makes no sense and totally won't happen but I sooo want MXES in Help Wanted 2,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I want to see more of the creature,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, the critter,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

#Chip Chatter #pre help wanted 2 #the game probably takes place long before 3 star fam even EXISTS #but....... bnnuy.............. #Idk maybe Dr. Rabbit drew a weird fuckin bnnuy creature that strangely resembles MXES idk I just want the critter I beg I plead give them b #ack #I saw a MXES protag theory on Twitter (believe it was Entom) and like #I don't believe it #but I definitely wouldn't be *too* upset if it happened...

[sleep-nurse]

How does it feel to be awesome person ever

I'M???????? THE MOST?? AWESOME PERSON.....??????? 🥹🥹🥹

#asks #I DON'T BELIEVE IT #that's how i feel

[xlissyezart]

I ENTERED COLLEGE 😭🙏

Guys, I'm so happy that you have no idea, for someone from a big city maybe it's nothing, but for me, someone from a country town, it means A LOT

While the drawings are on, I'm going to try to make the most of this vacation to try to bring news and entertainment. S2

#i'm happy #i don't believe it #MY GOD😭❤️ #I FINALLY GOT IT

[rimeswithpurple]

Inktober Day 27 - Beast

#inktober #more of Littlest Purple #the Onesies episode of Bluey is very popular in our house #i don't believe it #i got the hands on the first try!

[yennefer]

i had to consolidate my student loans because i qualify for public service loan forgiveness now. and i just got an e-mail from my student loan servicer saying as a result of my consolidation, all my direct loans have been paid in full. um...

WHAT??????

#this is too good to be true #i don't believe it #that's around $57k #there's just... no way #i gotta call them but i'm scared that it was some kind of mistake and/or i'm just reading it wrong 😭😭 #makilah.txt

[toasted-trek]

yes, i love season 4 of the hit series MASH! with iconic episodes such as

-hawkeye's 20 minute long soliloquy

-hawkeye's erectile disfunction

-hawkeye is going to be hanged while bj threatens to take his virginity

#there's no way this show is real #i don't believe it #toast talks #mash #m*a*s*h #hawkeye pierce