#I just thought of that I’m a genius

[are-we-really-doing-this]

Okay so you know how petting a purring cat can lower your blood pressure?? Okay imagine that but JoePunk. When Punk gets unnecessarily pissy about something Joe gets comfy with him wherever they are and makes Punk scratch his nails through his hair until he calms down.

#Joe purrs obviously #and does those little affectionate headbutts #WAIT. #I just thought of that I’m a genius #joepunk

[leafyisgreennotblue]

Wow what a cliche drawing for Submas Christmas but I felt like I deserved to draw it just once. Happy holidays to everyone :3

#pokemon #submas #subway bosses #sbms #subway boss ingo #subway boss kudari #subway boss nobori #subway boss emmet #subway master ingo #subway master kudari #subway master nobori #subway master emmet #I actually am so proud of myself for the joltik slippers I feel like a genius #it wasn’t even a grand thought I’m just crazy #and the litwick cup #they should get me on Pokémon merchandise

[echoes-lighthouse]

Me: oooh I should put my selfships on like a spectrum from the purely loving romantic ships to the more rivalry based selfships that I have

Also me: oh but what about people like Stolas??? It would be weird to put him on the same spectrum when we’re not really romantic

Me: oooh I could do a y axis about how platonic vs sexual the relationship is, and then I’d have….

Me: ohhhhhhh no I’ve reinvented homestuck quadrants

#I started laughing by myself in the car #when I realized I had just gone full circle to homestuck again #the nature of humanity really is to reinvent homestuck every so often #hark I say nothing #selfships #I mean I’m still gonna do it #but that realization was too funny #and I really thought I was coming up with a genius solution

[kinos-fortress-2]

ok another headcanon and is from my ultimate comfort favs:

When demo got first hired by pauling he was like very shy and introverted at some point where everyone wasn’t like… that conjoined and besties as how they are now. And i feel like he got a pretty rough time to even start to talk with his teammates or get a tiny friendship with them.

And he often times was very threatened by small lady in glasses that liked to be strict with them in their first day since… it was business only ofc

but by the time when pauling got a bit more soft with them, and got also a bit friendly with demo i feel like at some point he started to develop a tiny crush with her since she was the one who often talks more with, and i have this other hc that also he would fell easily with people that befriends him (not like anyone of course it really does depends the person for him)

so you know pauling it’s nerdy and a bit sensitive (she cries very easily) and she is very friendly or a bit more extrovert if she gets to, but like in a sense where she is more ambivert too. uhhh idk she is just talkative with people if you get her chance where she’s not busy and will tell you to go to hell. rough lady

and he liked that! i think he thought they both shared some stuffs along and can infodump their love for guns and for the work they are in and then if they can go a bit personal with some drinks and he liked that he could share this stuffs with her all chill and cool

but i feel like he just had this side secret crush with her and stopped those want to be romantic feelings because he really saw she is not like, up to those stuffs, she is so focused on work and also stressed and depressed like him and he could just understand that she just only want someone to listen to her but she will not like, pay that much attention about romantic relationships and he could completely understand that once he get to know her more deeply. and he just couldn’t do that to the one who also considered a friend and he probably guessed she will not feel the same for him but that didn’t like hurt him and is not like he ever confessed to her. he just had those secret feelings for her for a time and then realized she was not really like the one for him to be in a relationship

and that’s where i thought of him now having a more soft spot for her and caring her like a sister (not like literally but in a familiar soft spot sense, but that’s ofc his friend)

so yeah idk 👍

#i don’t shipp them but just a character development thought ig idk i’m just stupid aha #i just care for them enough to invade my brain ok? ok. ok #i had one also with short fuse (demoengi) #where demo in his first days at work where nobody talks to each other and stuffs #and you know he is a very genius guy in also building his little stuffs his sticky bombs thing whatever the fuck you call those shits #and that called engie attention and he just got a bit closer to know about demo you know like #when you see a kid with pokémon cards and you like that and you go and talk to them about pokémon the entire recess? yeah like that #and that’s where demo started to develop a crush on engie because he talked to him about something they like for big long hours and yknow #engie might be a bit reserved in some personal stuffs but he can get friendly with anyone just bc he is a polite man good raised man #so that kindness in being so interested to talk to him just made demo FIUMP! get a bullet love in his little demo heart #i love building characters interactions sometimes ha #wrote all of this in class

[cair0sangel]

you called me cerebral - i didn’t know what you meant

now i do, would it have killed you to call me pretty,

instead?

brando - lucy dacus

#i thought this one was more user friendly T^T #i’m gonna keep one on my main n one on my side n see how they do :3 #still made on shuffles just sized down! #lucy dacus #lucy dacus lyrics #boy genius #boygenius #brando lucy dacus #brando lyrics #indie lyrics #lyrics

[sonic-adventure-3]

dude i phrased that sonic v shadow post so wrong. in my head “more skilled” meant shadow relies on more specific skills like gunplay and chaos energy manipulation, and more theoretical knowledge, not that he’s generally more proficient. “raw power” is wholly undescriptive and invokes an image of brute force, which isn’t what i meant. sonic has significantly more actual experience and more honed movement. sonic is a very quick learner, and has dexterity and stamina off the charts. he’s most certainly not unskilled, not in general nor compared to shadow, so i supremely failed if i implied that.

in my head at least, shadow would’ve learned to fight in a controlled environment, if he had physical training at all. i imagine he’d be book smart, had a formal education and shit. either he learned and trained on the ark, or when gerald messed with his memories he implanted fighting knowledge too, baymax style, or something i guess. sonic learned to fight through actual experience, so sonic would be the one with far better battle sense and instincts, it’s like second nature to him rather than a studious pursuit. dude’s graceful as hell, makes everything look easy; no way in hell is he unskilled or less skilled than shadow. shadow’s skill is like, classical, whereas sonic’s is pure schmovement. but idk i’m just thinking aloud.

#rambles #shadow v sonic is more like. top of the class hard worker vs genius prodigy #they get similar scores but if the genius wanted to really apply himself he could be curing cancer or whatever #or something idk. my thoughts are hard for me to understand #more skilled was definitely misspoken. there’s a really narrow definition that i didn’t explain well enough where that rings true #in most other senses sonic is more skilled than shadow yeah #gah i hate realizing i’ve badly miscommunicated an idea i find fun #i need a disclaimer for every post i make like: #(THIS IS A FUN LINE OF THOUGHT I FIND INTERESTING. IT IS NOT ANALYSIS NOR DO I BELIEVE IT. IM PLAYING DOLLS) #dude i miss my old pinned post i’m just saying words recreationally #i don’t believe this post either i say shadow fights classically #but like i don’t know of any teachings that primarily involve kicking people in the back of the head and teleporting #it’s an interesting line of thought that provides an interesting contrast. regardless of if it’s literally true #i’m full of shit basically. i know that. i really don’t want to claim anything else #SORRY.

[heyo-428]

A new TBONA theory

(or maybe just a thought not sure how to classify)

(Spoilers!!)

Okay, so I was just thinking of the end of the book (I mean, when aren’t I? Its consumed my mind since I read it) and I had a thought.

When Jacks is deciding he’s going back in time to save Evangeline, Honora Valor says that if he does Time will take something equally important and then he says that nothing is of equal value. This means that thing Time would need to take from him is Evangeline. Who was taken from him at the end? Evangeline when she lost her memory of him. (Yes, I’m slow and just connected these dots)

I’ve seen the theories of Apollo being Lysander Valor and I think it’s a great possibility if not exactly what’s going to happen. In the case it is true, I think that Time decided to take Evangeline from Jacks for messing with it and the best way for it to do that was have Apollo erase Evangeline’s memory of Jacks entirely. (or maybe Apollo’s just a big dick and im reading into too much-)

What does this mean though? It means that in acftl for Jacks to get Evangeline back he’s going to have to go against Time. Time is also probably affecting the timeline the best it can to keep Jacks from Evangeline. And I know Jacks will go against Time to get her back (he better)

#Whoever thought of the Apollo being Lysander Valor theory first is absolutely genius i’m too stupid to think of that #I cant believe I just realzied that Evangeline had her memories wiped so that she would be taken from Jacks for f-ing up the timeline #tbona #ouabh #evajacks #acftl #evangeline fox #jacks prince of hearts #stephanie garber

[dipyronegirl]

thinking (and rewatching..) inside job again and i dont think rand is that bad of a father? i mean, he made a lot of mistakes and he doesn’t even feel bad ab it, even tho he traumatized reagan and a lot, but he was never absent. he acts like he cared ab reagan’s career just bc it could help his career, but that’s not true. he pushes her to be the best all the time and it’s bad, but he genuinely cares ab her so much. and the whole ‘creating crises to force her to hang out w him’ thing is fucked up, but it’s cute that he just wants to hang out w her that bad. most fathers literally don’t care enough ab their kids to do any of that. most fathers don’t even know their kids as much as he knows her. maybe my standards are just insanely low, probably, but he’s a better parent than 90% of the parents i know

#not just fathers. my standards aren’t lower for fathers than they are for mothers yk. they’re both low #he’s a better parent than my mom #he raised her being completely emotionally neglecting and putting so much pressure on her to be the genius she is #but i mean #my mom was just as emotionally neglecting as he was. i like telling the story ab how she had me stitch up my own wound when i was 8 #and always mocked me for being ‘weak’. exactly like toxic masculinity except that we’re both girls. i couldn’t have feelings yk #rand isn’t as toxic as her when it comes to that. he neglects her feelings and even mocks them too but she still seemed allowed to Have them #if my mom thought i was being ‘weak’ she would scream at me ab how much she wished i had never been born. he doesn’t do that!!!! #like when she didn’t wanna skip 4th grade. if that were me my mom would have made me feel so guilty for being born #like i had to skip grades and actively pretend (i’m talking real acting here) to not be upset or she’d go on her rants #ab how life is difficult and depressing for everyone and i gotta swallow it and like it cause she sacrificed her happiness and health for me #cause my being born made her life so hard etc etc #i don’t think rand make reagan feel like her continuing existence kept him from being happy or healthy #my mom started blaming her diabetes on me when i was 10. #like im not fucking kidding #cause my expensive private school (that she forced me to go to all my life cause it was semi boarding so i had someplace to stay all day and #so she didn’t need to leave me home alone) made her work too much which made her stressed which made her eat more so being diabetic was a #sacrifice she made for my future #that’s just how it was #inside job #text

[sunachilles]

what if I killed someone.

[ID: a screenshot from the website genius lyrics, showing lyrics to “Jason’s Bar Mitzvah” from Falsettos. The word “photo” is highlighted, and the annotation below it reads,

“In the PBS recording, Whizzer says “No!” at the prospect of taking a photo, and looks uncomfortable doing so, and this is a really heartbreaking moment because he doesn’t want to be remembered this way – sick and dying – or to have his appearance at that point captured in a photo, which is understandable for anyone in that situation, but especially for him since he has clearly established that he values appearance. At the same time, this is one of his last moments alive, since he dies at the end of the song, and so this is the absolute last possible photo they can have of him while he’s alive.

The recording also shows Jason saying “cheese” awkwardly throughout the taking of the photo, which reminds us that, however mature or smart Jason is, he is still a kid, watching someone he cares about die, unsure of how to handle the situation or the feelings it evokes.” /end]

#again lmk if I did the id wrong lmfao #i noticed his ‘no!’ but never thought abt him not wanting to be remembered like that. GOD. #I’m killing everyone who’s ever made jokes abt his death lol #falsettos #analysis #idk why I keep going to genius lyrics just to read an annotation I haven’t previously read #it never ends well bro. #falsettos analysis

[starlooove]

Those mfs that made that “lets taco bout blue beetle” vid need to count your fucking days

#I hope all of you DIE #‘we know he’s Latino he doesn’t need to eat mexican food all the time’ #have you considered that what’s ‘mexican food’ to you is just fucking food for us #‘he’s wearing a three piece suit and she thought he did laundry that would never happen’ TO YOU #IT HAPPENS TO US QUITE OFTEN ACTUALLY #‘how do so many ppl live in one house and not have money’ were you born yesterday? #and then it’s just stupid shit that the movie explained?? #‘how does Rudy have all those add ons if they’re poor’ Rudy is a genius that’s like a major thing in the movie #like a major theme is Rudy being so smart but not in a position to utilize it because of his social status due to racism and xenophobia #ur so racist it’s clouded ur actual basic comprehension skills #I’m so serious when I say I hope they die #AND VIOLENTLY #TODAY #blue beetle spoilers #sorry I forgot that 💀💀💀

[thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls]

shaderin posting!!! (after me and @ike-mcswains-mortician spent like an hour or more sobbing over them) these will not be coherent in ANY way btw ALSO me and lea came up with a name for shade witch which is Skaoi which means shadow in norse :] so I switch between the two! ALSOOO this is kind of some of the aasimars and aunties au that me and lea are cooking sooo yeah not all makes sense hehe

Do you think Shade Witch sees Erin’s face in the wood of Oakvale. No since they’re all the same, all the same bark patterns and lines which Erin always complained about. Skaoi could trace the trees wood in her sleep after she spent days tracing it, trying to engrave it in her memory. After days of her not hearing from Erin at the end of the world, the world was red and it cast blood red light on the trees and Skaoi’s hands and face. The same blood red of the flesh tomb she found Erin in, the same red of Erin’s blood that dripped onto the ground.

The sun finally lights up the sky, no longer dousing Skaoi in blood red, washing away her hands and face of the blood red, basking her in bright light. Her business was booming again and everything was well, the trees were still the same as ever but she could now see new trees in the horizon. All she could say when she met Erin was ‘Woah’ and now that’s all she could say looking up at the sky, blue instead of red and clouds speckling the sky like snow.

Erin sits in heaven, her witch hat dipped over her eyes, protecting her from the sun and so nobody could see her tears. ‘Woah’ she heard Shade Witch say, and she smiled.

Update: i think @apricior came up with this ship! so sorry for tagging you on this weird ramble btwww

#I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS CRACK SHIP #WHOEVER MADE IT CAN YOU PLEASE SHAKE MY HAND YOU ARE A GENIUS!! #also for your information i was listening to my shaderin playlist which is sadder than neccesary while writing this #oughsgdhdhdhdhd #dndads #dndads s2 #shaderin #shade witch and erin #shade witch #erin o’neil #thoughts in the void #ALSO LEA I’M SO SORRY FOR THIS IF YOU SEE IT WAKING UP #yes i will tag this #aasimars and aunties #THIS ISN’T EVEN DNDADS ANYMORE WHATT #ITS JUST OCS PR SPMERHING #the love of an au my friend #this will only make more sense if you saw me and lea screaming about shaderin

[sparemintss]

THOMAS WOULD SO LOVE HADESTOWN . OH MY GOD

#I’m a genius #mint thoughts #bbc ghosts #thomas thorne #don’t mind me I was just listening to chant 😭

[theshadowrealmitself]

Story where the character is like Saiki in that they do everything they can to be as unassuming as possible to get by unnoticed, but people still flock to them

And it turns out that they belong to a secret magic world where they’re well known on that side (not just a singular psychic like Saiki), and they have rivals waiting for them to fuck up in some way, so they’re trying so hard to not accidentally reveal the magic world or anything, but. people are just drawn to them. they can’t escape.

#I really wanna know what people’s first thoughts are when they think ‘magic world’ #cause personally I’m thinking of a Muhyo and roji’s bureau of supernatural investigation world #like they’re a super powerful well known law enforcer genius #who hops onto the human side of things (when it doesn’t have to do with their job) for a break #so that they don’t have to worry about being well known or anything #but then they just attract humans to themselves #like Saiki #gonna tag this as #no fandom #yeah I know fandoms were mentioned but overall the post is about a story that doesn’t technically exist #so no fandom

[wundrousarts]

Yesterday I watched Cartoon Saloon’s short “Screecher’s Reach”, and thought Daal’s hair was almost exactly like how I envision Mathilde Lachance’s hair, so I decided to try and draw her. Today I stopped cleaning up the sketch after about an hour because I got bored, so it’s going here.

#nevermoor #nevermoor fanart #mathilde lachance #idk if anyone’s ever drawn her before (which makes sense bc no description) but I wanted to give it a shot #I’ve always envisioned her like. goth former art student. just the vibe of a pretentious 20s-30s artist who is also kinda goth. for funsies #when I said this blog is where I ‘dump’ my fanart I am being serious. bc sometimes I just quit part way through. lol. #I always try to be one of those ppl that ‘renders’ just by cleaning up their sketch + flats and then I always get bored and stop doing it #I need to stop avoiding doing lineart bc I actually enjoy doing it. when I do otherwise I just end up w a bunch of half finished stuff loll #anyways. I haven’t drawn in ages bc college sucked all my time and energy. but I just graduated 💪 and I’m excited to get back into things. #especially nevermoor stuff!!! bc I have so many ideas!!!!! #fun fact for if you’ve read this far: I like giving wundersmiths bright golden eye highlights when I draw them. just for fun! #the gold of wunder goes sooo well w the black/purple color scheme of morrigan. genius idea from jess. that’s why I always love drawing mog! #I may never draw stuff but rest assured I’m always thinking abt how I would draw nevermoor ppl/places/things and why #I have so many thoughts and my nevermoor brainrot is also is where my art/animation brain and media adaptation brain get to combine #I am going to be insufferable when (if?) the movie starts being made and I am not even sorry #anyways. enjoy this lq image. bc this is a screenshot and I have a problem with drawing way too small lol. oops.

[toothlespoggers]

So I was feeling kinda depressed since my blog kinda dies when I’m focusing on my health and irl life, and character development, writing and art takes a lot of time to create something impressive and coherent.

so since I need notes for my blog to stay alive while I work on stuff i thought I’d make a cool sans au to show everyone on tumblr so I get thousands of notes and really cool fanart and get featured in tiktoks and stuff with my character.

Since this is all it takes to become famous in the undertale fandom I thought I’d just throw away all the research I’m doing and just go with what works yanno?

😳 maybe I’ll draw horny art of him next, that’ll reel in the notes.

#I wonder if you can tell that I made him up in less than five minutes #I’m a creative genius I know #give me an Oscar #This is mostly hj I’m just kinda frustrated by the on going trend of “overly complicated character design with little thought put into it- #Gets more attention than anyone else’s complex well thought out character” #I see so many amazing talented people on tumblr with the coolest characters and the coolest ideas and art that get so much less traction #than people who just like got famous after drawing one character in 2016 and now they have thousands of followers #I know tumblr has no algorithm but I admittedly get kinda sick of the apparent favouritism in the fandom. But maybe that’s just how it is #I guess if you post frequently enough you rule the world. #quality takes time #I wish I didn’t feel like I need to post art multiple times a week despite not having the time todo so #just so people will see my content and I’ll grow as a blog #i’ll never be good enough #no matter what I do #because I can’t draw as frequently and post with the tags people see the most #I try todo tumblr casually but it hurts because people won’t see me and get invested in my ideas because my ideas take time #I can’t get famous without posting I can’t post something that’ll be good enough if I don’t put the effort into it #I don’t know sometimes I feel isolated on here #everyone else has everything figured out.

[brookheimer]

i think jesse armstrong possessed me tonight at 8:07 pm. there is no other explanation

#exaggerating for the post lol cuz there Is an explanation and it’s that i’m a fucking genius. #but no like ok 1) all scenes of logan in trailer were from ep1-2 except for one scene of him by a plane with tom #2) obviously something is happening with a plane look at the poster #it was an educated guess so to speak #but i didn’t think he’d fucking DIE!!!!! i thought he’d like be in a wheelchair for a bit or smth and die next ep #god #like roman i still don’t know if i fully believe he’s dead. it just doesn’t feel possible #we didn’t see the body‼️‼️‼️ (we saw the body) #succession #succession spoilers #succession s4