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kingspacebar · 1 year
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My Splatfest Teams!!!
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4typercent · 2 months
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Another get to know me!
Tagged by the ever amazing @seiya-starsniper I love these! Thank you!
Who was your first fictional crush?
Edge from FFIV (originally FFII for SNES). Remember when games came with a booklet and a character description? Edge's was mysterious. A ninja? Cool! He's a bratty prince? Even better! *When my father played through this game, he renamed Edge with my name, it was meant to be.*
What is the first colour you think of when I tell you to think of a colour?
Emerald green
Which fanfiction emotionally scarred you and still makes you shudder to this day?
I can't think of any, to be honest. I'm sure I've read a few, but nothing with the "Dead Dove" tag. I'm down to read most of any kind of fic, but I'm not a big fan of MC x Reader, or a heavy reliance of your OC being the focus.
I'm coming to your house for dinner, non-negotiable, what are you making me?
This could go places: chicken tenders (regular or vegetarian, im flexible like that) and fries, or something warm and hearty like a huge pasta dish. Do you like grilled cheese sandwiches? We could do that also. What I feed you depends on your preference and the weather (the weather here is a damn yoyo).
Do you prefer lions or kangaroos?
Kangaroos! They beat the heat by licking their arms, so when I get too warm, I keep my arms cool and wet, too. Ever see a lion do that? I don't think so (idk if they do or not). 🦘
Which fictional villain do you brush past the glaringly obvious issue for because you really like them?
Most of them, but some noteworthy ones are Zant from LOZ TP, Silco from Arcane, Ardyn from FFXV, Sephiroth from FFVII, and too many more to list. Some of them are hot, okay? Okay.
What would accompany your picture in the Burn Book in Mean Girls?
Ugly crier.
How many days would you last in the universe of your favourite fandom?
LOZ & FFVII, XV, & XVI: I see myself as an NPC, so honestly, a glass canon. NPCs can have tragic ends, or rise above all the odds. I think I'll be okay.
Sandman: if ol Morpheus is around with Delirium looking for Destruction, I'm going to run away as fast as I can.
I might be okay, but then again, maybe not.
Have you heard of Mischief Theatre?
Nope 💁🏼‍♀️
Do you feel sorry for Medusa?
Yes, and no.
Yes, cuz as cool as it would be to turn any living thing into stone, it would be a lonely existence.
No, cuz I honestly don't know too much about her besides she is, in my mind, a beautiful creature.
What if a blind person gets the hard stare from her? Would they still turn to stone? Serious answers only 😂
Which song makes you think of your OTP?
Eculid or Rain by Sleep Token. When I do my cross stitch (of Dream of the Endless), I imagine Hob making that as a token for Dream, and that song is playing softly in the background. Vessel's voice is haunting and beautiful, perfect for the two idiots in love.
Which song makes you disassociate and daydream the fastest?
MacDougall's Pride by Ashley MacIssacc. Every time I hear it, I weep. It's so special to me.
Tagging: @sans--seraph @z-is-very-tired @zzoomacroom @missmacfire @persbaderse @jceekay @aquilathefighter and anyone else that would love to join in!
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strawberrycircuits · 10 months
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tell us about this npc...
sam localvoidcat i owe you my LIFE!!! i have a lot of meta analysis thoughts about her but i said pretty much all of it like 4 days ago for a bingo card ask game so uh. heres all of that. tldr: malon has a lot of potential as a character and theres something v interesting with her in that her and links storys run parallel which is sooo compelling but nintendo and the loz/oot fandom tends to reduce her to Link's Wife and nothing else (as for why they do that uuuh. twilight princess link is canonically the link from ocarina of time's descendant, which implies time had kids after majoras mask. tp link is a rancher (like malon) and knows eponas song at the start of the game without it having to be taught to them (eponas song was written by malons mother + malon teaches it to time + malon sings it in oot). insert its always sunny conspiracy board meme here. i was already fixated on her when i was little and i thought the malink thing was a lame theory for a while but then i thought abt them both a little too hard and now im here ig)
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ok time for me to go crazy insane. im gnna use this post to talk abt canon stuff and then im gnna use libras ask to talk abt my own headcanons LO)L!!!!
-shes described as very headstrong and driven and she very strongly believes in doing whats necessary even when its not what you want (which. the parallels man. vaguely gestures to all of the links) which conflicts with her father who doesnt rlly care as much as he should. and so shes kinda left to pick up all of the slack which is RIDICULOUS becauses shes LIKE 9 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a child should not have to run a fucking farm and she def shouldnt be left alone in CASTLE TOWN to worry to death abt her father (bc she had to DRAG HIM there to do smthn he shouldve taken care of anyway)!!!!!! what the hell !!!!! me when the game about adults failing children contains adults failing children
-^and like. she is acutely aware that this is not normal. she is so overworked that she does not get to have friends her age (iirc she refers to epona being her "best friend" and epona is. a horse). where oot link is kind of like "woohoo adventure !!" up until zelda gets kidnapped and she pulls the sword (but theres inklings there before that. like having to leave kokiri forest and watching her dad die), malon Knows this isnt normal and that she is missing out on her own childhood. and YET!! she holds no contempt for her father. she knows that he is failing her and she loves him anyway. WHAT THE HELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-its also greatly suggested shes extremely isolated bc she works all the time and doesnt have time to play or be around people her age. + it doesnt help lon lon ranch is far from hyrule castle town + hyrule field is Fucking Dangerous so its not like she can easily cross it herself. Why did they mess up this girls life so bad!!!!!! (the answer is to parallel link. im insane)
-she had a trophy in one of the smash games that uses her 3DS model im so proud of her. sorry i love when nintendo acknowledges her even tangentially lol ⬇️ also she was referenced in smash ultimate i think idk
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-shes not just in ocarina of time!!! shes also present in the minish cap, oracles, and four swords adventures!!!!! why did she have multiple incarnations? who knows ! also i think she can die in fsa. sad
-shes in the manga and she gets kidnapped in like the 1st chapter and when link comes to save her shes like umm no youre ugly go away and meanwhile links like IM LITERALLY TRYING TO HELP YOU YOU ARE IN FUCKING DANGER!!!!!!!
-she also proceeds to fall in and out of love with link in the span of two pages. the manga is not very good sometimes i think. himekawa saw the dialogue line abt malon secretly waiting on a "knight in shining armor" to save her and ignored everything else abt her which sucks ass but is also very predictable for how himekawa writes. i will probably still redraw one of the panels from it anyway lol
-^btw the knight in shining armor thing is an interesting thing to note bc thats something she (malon) seems to be, like, ashamed of? maybe?? which imo feeds back into her whole thing of overworking herself while also understanding that its not okay or normal for her to be doing so. like. "no you cannot want for other things you have responsibilities (even though you undeniably do already)" but omg girl youre nine. except for seven years later when youre sixteen and even still. please take care of yourself please let urself relax and CONSIDER happiness i am begging yuo
-malon is so funny shes just a massive mario reference in game. when u go to the ranch u find Talon and Ingo respectively (talon is her dad ingo just works there) and they look like this. also she has a bowser pendant ?? literally whyd they do this lmao
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-one of oots minigames involves beating the horseriding record at lon lon ranch (set by malon at 50secs) and when u win she gives u a cow which she puts in ur house. the thing is that 1. links house is in kokiri forest and 2. links house is a treehouse with a ladder. which implies she SURVIVED THE LOST FUCKING WOODS (WHICH MOST EVERYONE CANNOT) and carried a goddamn COW up a LADDER. how fucking strong is she i love her
-shes gives u an item called the Weird Egg 🕺
-in BOTW you can find the ruins of lon lon ranch where she lived!!!!! :] its called "ranch ruins" on the map :P you can easily find more comparisons but believe me when i say they, like. put a weird amount of effort into getting this one as close to how it looked in oot as possible
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-shes also a reference to marin from links awakening but i did not play that so i cant speak on it </3
-its implied she never actually bothers to learn links name in the games. she only ever calls her fairy boy and thats it
-iirc during the child segments of the game she's taller than link but during the adult segments shes shorter. rip
-there is a single piece of dialogue that implies young link has a crush on her which is cute lmao
-so in oot she sings in the lon lon ranch theme (but its the n64 so it like. it sounds like a human voice but also not.) and twilight princess's hyrule field (night) theme uses the same singing effect which i am incredibly normal about forever and ever
-after the 7 year time skip, ingo gets the farm via ganondorf giving it to him (which he can do. apparently. this is a n64 game man leave me alone) and he kicks talon out. malon stays even though everything is considerably worse solely bc she wants to protect the animals, which is also why she was so insistent on keeping the farm running as a kid too.
-generally speaking malon is a very kindhearted and overwhelmingly understanding character and those traits are almost always at her own expense. she knows her dad is the reason shes as alone and stressed as she is, but she loves him anyway. she knows itd be best if she just left the farm once ingo takes over, but shes scared for what will happen to the animals so she stays somewhere that makes her sad and miserable instead. she wants to have friends her own age, but she understands how important keeping the ranch running is so she doesnt pursue it at either of the points in which we see her.
-i like to think things considerably change for her after ganondorf is neutralized prior/after majoras mask
-but thats for the headcanons post
so u may be thinking. Wow strawb this is kind of, like, nothing. why do you like this character. and you would be correct,
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abyssal-cryptid · 1 year
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Still thoughts about Tears of the Kingdom (SPOILERS)
The Great Fairies look like they want to eat the small man when they first emerge
Zonai Zelda is so cute
The memories bro the memories
THERE IS A SECOND GIANT HORSE
Why cant I put flowers in their mane
Please let me marry Zonai Zelda
Rauru is like lmao Zelda I wont die *dies*
Rauru dont give Zelda more trauma she has been through so much already
Rauru is like "we will put this all on Link"
HE'S BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH
I will write angry fanfic about this
Gleeoks are so terrifying what the fuck
You can upgrade your horses
What did they do to my beautiful dessert
They let me in as a man??? Noooo I was waiting to enjoy the complicated feelings of Link's gender again
Riju looks so good in this new look
Its so hot everywhere
Nooo my coins my coins!!!
Again doing shrines because I need hearts and stamina
I am a well enthusiast
I caught the golden horsie
Trying to find a perfect colored 5* speed horse is hard
Why are there gleeoks everywhere
IVE BEEN COLLECTING HORSE GEAR
Outfits my one true love
My horses are so cute
Let me customize the big horses pleaseee
I need to murder more deer for coins
Need to go deal with the Lurelin Village Pirates
DID I FREAK OUT ABOUT GIBDOS YET
I HATE THEM
Sorry I write these while Im not playing so I dont always remember to go in order
Im also writing fanfic because of course I am look at me
YOU CAN MAKE PICKAXES FROM THE MOBLIN HORNS
Im having so much fun
Shrines are becoming less awful
MY GOD I HATE GANONDORF
NOT SONIA
NOOOO
Wait how is Zelda the descendant of Sonia and Rauru if Sonia died without children
I saved this man's goats
Satori mountain is said to have endura carrots. I need them please
THE STICKY ARMOR LOOKS SO COOL
Im pro-all armors that show off Link's cool arm
I looked up how to get to Hestu and
I know what I need to do but I dont have the strength to do it
No joke theyre evil for this
How do I get gloom resistant armor
Playing the Zora main questline
The sky island has moon gravity!!
Where is Kass
The new dragon is a Light Dragon
Finally some good fucking food (All the apples on satori mountain)
Me: oh shit blood moon should be soon
Literally the next night: blood moon
Im a psychic
You are correct Roman there is so many apples here you do deserve some here you go baby boy
The checkmark you get for caves is if you killed the Bubbulfrog in there
I need to kill more
I want the full mystic armor
I have one friend who isnt into LOZ and I could tell all this to her but its no fun if she knows nothing about it
She does send me Zelda memes tho. 10/10 friend
Finally endura carrots
WAIT HOLD ON YIGA CLOTHES
OMG FINALLY
I love Malanya so much
Best god
I love Sidon but my god is he just in the way during the Water Temple
On the way, making me waste my bubbles, why do I have to be next to him to get the bubble
GET OUT OF THE WAY LET ME HIT THE CROCODILE
Useless
Hearing Zelda being referred to as the Sage of Time >>>>
Also I will not shut up about how pretty Zelda is
I have to draw her
Im a simple lesbian
My switch camera is full of screenshots of her
Every cutscene has her be so pretty
Sidon made me my own copy of him
And this man isnt marrying me
KING DOREPHAN DIDNT DIE
YAY
I dont think I could have handled that
WAIT SIDON'S BECOMING KING???
My camera roll is also full of screenshots of Sidon
NOO YONA BECAME QUEEN
DONT CALL HER BELOVED SIDON
SIDON STOP CALLING HER ENDEARING NAMES
SIDON
Yona is actually really sweet Im just having a moment
A sad day for Sidon lovers everywhere
King Sidon is handsome
He literally got on his knees to swear a vow to me and gave me a ring and married Yona
Yona is cute and I love her
Like her voice too
She's adorable
Maybe we can do a triad
Political(ish) marriage + one crackhead who attracts all the trouble
No because I still actively avoid spots where there used to be guardians
I was at a stable and went "no cant go that way there's guardians"
Nightmares wont give up ever apparently
ALSO HAVE YALL SEEN THE TIKTOKS OF LIKE
PEOPLE ABUSING THE BACKBAG KOROKS
There has been so many crucifications. The Korok Space Program. Fire is involved
I've also seen people build bombers and mechs
I love it
It seems so wild to me because I dont build in this game
If I can avoid it
I do use the dispensers but thats because its gambling
But all the material spots just get ignored
Nope
Dont care
Im going on Roman (my horsie)
But I love everyone is vibing
But still. I need easy mode
These posts are how I process the game btw. Been surprised that people have liked them. I will keep going because I have to process what I feel about things (doctor's orders)
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bananaapplewaffle · 2 years
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Aranyaka: Parts I - IV
And all the world quests that come with it.
Yeah, I'm zoning out real bad, so this is gonna be kinda...jumpy.
Wait a damn minute...how DO you know my name Alphonso?
Forgot about this so now we're about to go deal with another Withering Zone.
But uh, WHY DIDN'T WE TALK ABOUT NINGGUANG OR BEIDOU WHEN TELLING THE LITTLE GIRL ABOUT THE DISTINGUSHED LADIES?
A Nara?
I knew some shit was up with Alphonso
...two Alphonos glitch
OH?
I didn't realize they could talk!
Who is he calling a Nara? Me, Paimon or both?
THEY BOTH HAVE THE SAME BOW
Oh so Nara means human, I'm assuming.
Wait so
Aranara (oh nara is in the name) means children of the forest while Nara means child of dandelion? Or do they mean that Lumine is always traveling? so that's why she's a child of dandelion.
Oh! I was not excpecting part 2 to be just like that, so here we go I guess lol.
I'm guessing this'll help with some exploration.
Y'all I deadass forget I have this open.
Okay,
First, this game is really pulling a LoZ: Ocarina of time and Skyward Sword.
Second, is Araja saying that the land of Tevyat because it had went through a tragedy before that it it literally went within itself to protect itself?
There's a lot going on here.
WHAT
GOLDEN NARA LIKE LUMINE
SO WOULD THE OTHER BE AETHER?
I'm sorry? Who is Varuna...
Imma need the lore-ist to get on this. Stat.
My brain is too full of KHDR for this rn, but I'm so interested lol.
Ayo who the hell is Varuna...
So... Large iron Nara is a Ruin Guard.
I'm tired as shit of the elevation.
Okay this Aranara got hands
What is the name of that one world quest you get really early on, the one with all the ruin guards...
Cuz this is part two and with Ruin Graders.
This World Quest is making me look at Paimon like...sus.
TBH I wasn't gonna continue this because overload of content
BUT
NARA VARUNA HAD A SISTER, EH?
Someone tell me the Aether version is the exact same so this possibly means nothing.
Ah so the big Ruin Machine is called a Ruin Golem
...
So, I finished all the side quests.
Welcome to the beginning of the end!
I FUCKEN KNEW ALPHONSO WAS BAD NEWS THE BITCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lumine peeped it.
Nameless Flower... I hope this Aranara isn't tied to Old Vanarana
...Genshin really loves not voicing things that are songs, huh
Okay so they've got a bit of instrument and la's for this okay.
I wish the instrument was an actual lyre tho.
Interesting how they refer to Paimon as the moon...
I wonder if she has anything to do with the Moon Sisters...
Okay so Arama being on the roof when they're supposed to be inside is what I'm going to call a glitch.
THERE'S A PART 3?
BREAK TIME BESTIES
And we're back...
so uh...this is starting to give KH...
"A scattered dream that's like a far-off memory. A far-off memory that's like a scattered dream. I want to line the pieces up—yours and mine."
If you know, you know.
Anyhow, time to see Arama off...
Oh! The Seelies!
Oh! I was not excpeting Seelie lore but here we are.
Hmmm...Rule of Three...The twins first journey together, Aether's journey and now Lumine's journey...
...I have no idea how to lift the seals...
Looked it up lol
Oh its you!
Aramuhkunda.
Awww...
Girl this looks like the damn Realm of Darkness or The End of the World
Oh we can only be Lumine...
DAMN I WAS GONNA FUCK AROUND WITH HER ARTIFACTS
OH WELL
OH?
THIS BOSS MUSIC IS HITTING
Girl how is a non bow character meant to do this...
Shouldn't have to look up Youtube tutorials
Cool so it has to be a charged attack.
Now that's done
GOD THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN VOICED
whoops im too strong and beat it before they were done talking lol
Okay so Arama says that a third Golden Nara will come, so is that the Third in the Rules of Three...
...dreams and memories becoming branches...
Thank you, Arama
Arana's memories...became the fruit...
HOLY SHIT SHE JUST GAINED A VISION
A DENDRO VISION AT THAT
Lines up.
Lumine did not seem to happy about that tho lol
We better fucking see Rana and Arana again.
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cerealandchoccymilk · 2 years
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woo got a tag game (thx @green-cargaytions), its been a while so might as well
rules: answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs you are contractually obligated to get to know better
name: choccy
star sign: gemini
height: 150cm (5ft0in for you imperial freaks)
time: central time (wishful thinking)
birthday: gemini.
favorite bands/artists: MCR, Iyowa, Ghost and Pals, Jack Stauber, TOKIO (the J-pop one), Yonezu Kenshi, r-906, etc etc
last movie: this one pbs opioid crisis documentary bc im a sexy sexy little boy (summer credit recovery). otherwise the sonic movies ✌️ loved them cant wait for the next
last show: Puella Magi Madoka Magika was he last one i finished. i started rewatching Osomatsu-san after that but only half of s1
when did i create this blog: over 4 years ago. please dont go back to find my old posts i will kill mysel
what i post: 90% reblogs (general funny stuff and also any of my interests), 10% misc text posts
last thing i googled: "pill mill definition" because of the documentary UPDATE it is now "3ds badge homebrew" bc im hot and sexy and based like that
other blogs: @aumtism (witch hat atelier-focused) is the only one im willing to write here. look for the other ones yourself idk. i have a few artblogs and also a system blog
do i get asks: nope gimme
following: 1231 <-thats what autism adhd looks like btw
average hours of sleep: 4-4.5hrs? about 5 at most. insomnia gang
instruments: cello aka the most superior instrument in the world. played piano for several years in elementary-middle but i could never sightread treble
what i’m wearing: short jorts, Summer Wars (Shinkai Makoto film) shirt, slippers
dream job: psychologist? idk. mainly i dont want to fucking work!!!!!!!but that seems to be the most tolerable option
dream trip: i just wanna stay with my polish family man i wanna go back to podhale
nationality: 1/2 japanese 3/8 lithuanian 1/8 polish except i know nothing about lithuania bc my dads parents sucked at that i guess
favorite songs: Urapocere by Iyowa (and honestly the entire rest of the album), Your Tube by Tanabe Daisuke, The Foundations of Decay by MCR
last book i’ve read: i dont. fucking remember man. probably loz four swords fanfic? otherwise "the things they carried" for class
top 3 fictional universes i’d like to live in: none they all suck. jk probably pokemon and nothing else
tags: (way less than 20 bc who???can tag 20 people??????) @awesomeifidosaysomyself @thedanmys @nishaletti @ohboy-herewegoagain @kodamahajime @vaniralatte and also anyone who sees this and wants to do it
dont feel obligated etc etc, also i might be tagging someone im not following back bc i just see anyone regularly in my notes and think "ah! mutual" so sorry if that happens. we are mutuals in spirit
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60. (“Call 911”) with Boggie?
i am so sorry it's taken so long however i hope you love it nonetheless
thegirlfulloffandoms presents: Call 911 i fell for you (Boggie oneshot)
The first time Reggie met Bobby Wilson was the most unlikely of meet-cutes, he wasn't sure if it was the crushing pain in his leg or the cars driving past playing blink 182 that made the moment feel more dreamy and his brain a little dizzy, but one thing was for sure, he saw his future flash before his eyes.
'Yeah, ambulance please' he heard a boy around his age say, a phone pressed to his ear, glancing back every few minutes with concern in his eyes to see if Reggie was okay. For reason that made Reggie's heart thud and his mouth go dry, his eyes scanned over the boy, black curtained hair blowing a little in the wind and what looked like a denim jacket with various band patches seeming the most breathtaking to him.
'what the hell?' Reggie muttered sitting up on the pavement with a sharp intake of breath as he looked down at his leg which was twisted in the most unnatural of ways, maybe trying to go super speed on a second-hand bike wasn't the best choice, especially if it led to the rider being thrown off it headfirst and possibly breaking their leg.
'you flew pretty far dude' a voice spoke from above, Reggie assumed it was god at first, but it turned out to be even better, the boy from shining in the Loz Feliz sunshine like some kind of guardian angel except like 14 with an unbroken voice.
'Huh?' it took Reggie a moment to respond, distracted by the sight in front of him, this kid was cool like a Jedi but he's the head Jedi cool,' its the last thing I remember, whoosh and then BANG!' he shouts a little too loud causing bobby to jump slightly.
'i thought you were gonna die, to be honest' Bobby shrugged sitting down beside him crossed legged, leaning back on his hands,' thank god you aren't though, I've heard those true crime documentaries and they always say-' he begins to talk interrupted by an overly excited Reggie with wide eyes and a beaming grin,' the first witness at the crime scene is always the first suspect'
'glad I'm not the only kid who watches them' Bobby chuckles, leaning forward and moving some hair from Reggie's face causing him to blush as red as the blood currently flowing down his leg,' it's accidental watching,im very prone to accidents' he says looking down at his leg,' as you can tell, they're always on when can't sleep'
'nothing like a murder cover-up to help with sweet dreams hm' Bobby chuckled, the sound like melting butter on a hot summers day, causing Reggie to blush more.
'it's really weird isn't it?' he responded looking down worried about the judgement about to come his way.
'a little bit' Bobby took his head lifting his head,' but I like weird'
'i should probably get your name'
'I'm Robert but most call me Bobby'
'Reginald, but Reggie sounds cooler'
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'Is he going to be okay?'
Bobby is frantic looking up at rose, fear in his eyes as he does chest compressions on Reggie, who's lay on the floor his breath shallow, his hands growing cold by the second as Bobby prays there's hope left for him.
'i don't know! Bobby, maybe you should-' Rose begins to speak, concerned for his wellbeing, she knows he's a stranger but she couldn't just leave him here, not when he's so scared.
'Call 911!' he shouts turning his head sharply towards her, turning back towards Reggie after she's left the room.
'it's okay Goldie, it's going to be alright, I promise, we'll get you to the hospital and they'll fix you up just like they did with your leg, just please hold on for me he's practically begging on his knees at this point, his hands aching from the harsh pushing on Reggie's chest.
'Robin' is the last thing heard from his boyfriend before he goes limp beneath Bobby's arms.
'Reggie' Bobby mutters, bursting into tears and pulling him close.
'I'm sorry I let you down'
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trouvvaille · 7 years
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Clams; Talk to your moirail.
brackishbarracuda [BB] began trolling lonelySeahorse [LS] at 5-44 AM BB- 3B* lonelySeahorse- Yesterday at 5-45 AM Hey u I uh I gotta talk to u brackishBarracuda- Yesterday at 5-46 AM well thats yeah aight whats up clams
lonelySeahorse- Today at 2-38 AM I miss my kids. Can we get them back... Please? Its too quiet. I wworry. I mean I'm sure dirk takes god care of them i just uh Need them So Yeah brackishBarracuda- Today at 2-56 AM i can bring em back to visit clams but look i know its quiet and it fucking sucks and i miss them too i still dont feel like theyre safe here love and no dirk dont do shit dave keeps em have you seen dirk with a kid its hilarious lonelySeahorse- Today at 6-41 AM I mean pike I dont doubt it but i wwant to see em Wwho are wwe hiding from noww I thought condy wwas not an issue anymore or somethin Is it sal brackishBarracuda- Today at 6-51 AM no shes still a fucking thing there were two problems but the orginal ones still there lonelySeahorse- Today at 6-51 AM godamnit howw about if wwe just movve not forevver brackishBarracuda- Today at 6-51 AM thats lonelySeahorse- Today at 6-51 AM but pike to loz's brackishBarracuda- Today at 6-52 AM love thats not the problem lonelySeahorse- Today at 6-52 AM or i knoww brackishBarracuda- Today at 6-52 AM she doesnt know where we are its me wanting to give fel and her fam someplace to go lonelySeahorse- Today at 6-52 AM i just wwant to put up solutions and feel like im helpin ZZ3B( brackishBarracuda- Today at 6-52 AM i could kiss you you know i kno its naut been easy bein with me lately or ever lonelySeahorse- Today at 6-53 AM some nights are easier than others <> the 24 hours after u cut off chos arm noww that was rough shit evverything else compared to that is pike cuttin through a cloud its just the fuckin brackishBarracuda- Today at 6-54 AM im sorry lonelySeahorse- Today at 6-54 AM its gamzee all the fuck ovver again u knoww what they say third times the charm brackishBarracuda- Today at 6-54 AM 3B( lonelySeahorse- Today at 6-54 AM ZZ3B* just kinda fuckin i unno i almost got enough of ur biolum for u to bathe in ivve started movvin them to one a the tanks ur gonna have to pike... sleep in it or just sit in there ww ur palmhusk and blog for hours ill uh join u if u wwant i dunno if the tank'd hold tho but i can put them in the big one if i take archie out lonelySeahorse- Today at 7-03 AM you uh you'll be okay u knoww its hard but you'll pull through it wwasn't ur fault you knoww that right i think i think u should spend some tide with kad u knoww they'll help u feel better brackishBarracuda- Today at 7-13 AM how the fuck wasnt it my fault clams i love you but the knife was in my hand lonelySeahorse- Today at 7-13 AM kads alwways good for a pickmeup did you knoww the knife wwas in ur hand brackishBarracuda- Today at 7-15 AM i remember picking it up lonelySeahorse- Today at 7-15 AM wwe are not responsible for our instincts they wwere responsible for aya and they hurt her and you hurt them in turn both of these wwere wwrong but neither more than the other both of them wwill scar and both of them are traumatized you wwere angry brackishBarracuda- Today at 7-18 AM stop making excuses for me lonelySeahorse- Today at 7-18 AM im not makin excuses for you it was everyones fault thats wwhat im tryin to get at cho was responsible for ayas wwellbein an they should not havve had her in the same room as a psion wwho couldn't control their powwers and you wwere supposed to do the right thing but you didn't you cut off their arm and ran awway and that is your fuckin fault but im not makin excuses for you because fuckin honestly at this point wwhat good is that shit going to do anyone you wwant to talk to them again? talk to vvis? sal? then you gotta fuckin accept that it wwas an accident and evvery single one a you wwas at fault, evven sal, evven vvis three fuckin adults in that house and not one a them coulda been wwatchin her wwith cho? bullshit its your fault but it ain't entirely yours either you knoww i havve nightmares about it and i wwasn't evven fuckin there howws that brackishBarracuda- Today at 7-22 AM what what are they about lonelySeahorse- Today at 7-22 AM that doesn't matter read wwhat i said abovve brackishBarracuda- Today at 7-22 AM it does i read it lonelySeahorse- Today at 7-22 AM yeah why brackishBarracuda- Today at 7-22 AM this matters lonelySeahorse- Today at 7-23 AM whys it matter to you so you can beat yourself up more aboat it? brackishBarracuda- Today at 7-23 AM whys it matter to me clams i am your fucking moirail it matters please lonelySeahorse- Today at 7-32 AM and as your owwn moirail i don't think you should beat yourself up ovver nightmares i havve caused by things that wwere your fault because i knoww you wwill and i don't wwant that y you got enough on your plate brackishBarracuda- Today at 7-33 AM baby please lonelySeahorse- Today at 7-33 AM tell me wwhy you're insecure then i wwill brackishBarracuda- Today at 7-33 AM which part lonelySeahorse- Today at 7-33 AM in general wwhy are you so insecure about yourself you hurt someone big fuckin wwhoop you bleww up your planet and you didn't really care about cho anywway you tried to i knoww but you didn't is it just because you lost sal? because you think you'vve lost vvis? brackishBarracuda- Today at 7-35 AM i am trying to be better clams and yes its because of that lonelySeahorse- Today at 7-35 AM once upon a time you told me u lovved me just as i am hemoism and all brackishBarracuda- Today at 7-35 AM i dont loose people well lonelySeahorse- Today at 7-35 AM and im here to tell you the same fuckin thing i dont care if u cut off my owwn fuckin arm i wwill lovve you until the day my essence dissolvves into nothing and i cease to havve the capacity to hold lovve in my soul i lovve you regardless of wwhat you do wwhose arm you chop off wwho you lose or wwhy you lose them i lovve you meen not wwhat you do or wwhat you say but because of wwho you fuckin are a free thinker wwho doesn't hold back, wwho wwould dance in the moonlight wwith her girlfriends, wwho tells people they're pretty af and means it wwithout it bein empty. ur home to me evven if you become someone you dislike you don't need to change and be "better" for me to like u i already like you vis already likes you sal liked you and so did chosis yes there are things you can improvve yes there are things you can't improvve but here and noww wwith all your insecurities and wwhen you falter, wwhen ur candle is loww, i am still here for you and don't u fuckin forget it i am your moirail and eridan fuckin ampora aight and i am right fuckin pale for the roughest, prettiest diamond i'vve evver fuckin seen brackishBarracuda- Today at 7-40 AM i love you lonelySeahorse- Today at 7-42 AM noww about those nightmares its really quite simple vvis has nightmares if wwe're sleepin at the same time wwe share em thats it thats the wwhole explanation brackishBarracuda- Today at 7-43 AM do you know what those are about or look i just want to know where hes viewin himself in relation okay is just me being dangerous is it him just watchin is it him eelin like he could have stopped me and cant like i dont care what it is i just want to know lonelySeahorse- Today at 7-44 AM hes conflicted because he lovves both of you and he thinks you hold animosity towwards him if he showws too much support for chosis and not for you thats wwhat i can glean the recurrin theme is the classic "choice" dream u knoww u can only Savve One an all that chos his kurloz, lovve, pike i don't know if you get it more wwhen i put it that wway or its pike if i personally chopped off loz's arm wwhile you wwatched thats just howw he feels an it's basically just that he doesn't fuckin knoww howw to feel i think he just needs time but thats my fuckin answer to evverythin brackishBarracuda- Today at 7-47 AM fuck lonelySeahorse- Today at 7-47 AM does that put it into more perspectivve or brackishBarracuda- Today at 7-48 AM yeah actually i fuck lonelySeahorse- Today at 7-48 AM yeah yeah im glad that helps brackishBarracuda- Today at 7-50 AM clams what have i fucking done lonelySeahorse- Today at 7-53 AM you chopped off the arm of your inclade, your moirails matesprit, wwho he has twwo eggs wwith and plans to swwap rings wwith, in defense of said matesprit's negligance towwards your owwn child wwith your dead matesprit, wwhich resulted in possibly lifelong scarrin and trauma due to their said negligance defense? offense somethin pike that you uh also faught ur best friend and bloodied him up a bit and noww he doesn't wwant to speak wwith you i guess thats wworth mentionin i mean if u ask me sal and u needed a break anywway brackishBarracuda- Today at 7-55 AM i dont like breaks clams i like fixing shit or getting it over with i like shit in the air not festering i like honest real fucking answers and not hiding behind shit and lying to yourself and im fucked lonelySeahorse- Today at 7-56 AM okay so u knoww howw i compared chosis to kurloz there right, for vvis noww i need you to think a me or actually think a kad if u cut off kads arm and lil sal wwas there wwatchin an the twwo a you fought brackishBarracuda- Today at 7-57 AM i wouldnt be alive clams lonelySeahorse- Today at 7-57 AM see to me that says sal still fuckin lovves you brackishBarracuda- Today at 7-58 AM he shouldnt lonelySeahorse- Today at 7-58 AM no he shouldn't but he does evven if he aint realize it yet he just needs time maybe you could send him a couple of anon asks to see howw he feels about it evveryonce in a wwhile brackishBarracuda- Today at 7-59 AM he doesnt deserve the shit i bring to his doorstep clams he deserves people who are gonna make him happy and that aint been me for a while lonelySeahorse- Today at 8-01 AM then i guess u got an oppurtunity here but u gotta ask urself howw happy is he gonna be wwith you gone howw happy are you gonna be wwith him gone the twwo a you are older than me and you you do fuckin realize that right pike you'vve been together since before u evven met me hell probs before rez or fangs or around that time he's the only one left besides cro and tuna wwho knowws You so if you wwant to leavve him thats up to you he's already made his choice but i fuckin promise you in twwo months he's gonna be wwaitin to see if you'll try to get back in his life and fuckin honestly i'd be disappointed if you didn't an he wwould be too and you fuckin knoww it don't kid urself howw many times has he hurt us howw many fuckin times has he hurt me put vvis through a wwall broke my nose gavve you scars but howw many times did he come back, huh or helped you evven if u twwo wwere havvin trouble you think a that brackishBarracuda- Today at 8-06 AM i miss him i miss who we were lonelySeahorse- Today at 8-06 AM wwhen did it change wwhat happened wwhy brackishBarracuda- Today at 8-06 AM i dont know i dont fucking know lonelySeahorse- Today at 8-07 AM i do you wwant to knoww? brackishBarracuda- Today at 8-07 AM why naut lonelySeahorse- Today at 8-07 AM wwhen he finally stopped puttin you up on that pedestal wwhen he finally had to come to grips wwith the fact u wweren't and are not perfect wwhen he finally had to fuckin realize that you are not his rescuer but his friend he put u up on a throne and u didn't wwant it and he couldn't see that and evvery single fuckin time you twwo fought it wwas because u didn't see eye to eye because you wwere still twwenty feet abovve him, to him cho thought it too wwe wwere talkin they said sal wwas upset because "he lost his rock" an i said buddy if u think meenah wwas his rock ur wwrong" because u wweren't and if u think that you're wwrong a rope throwwn to him maybe givven him hope givven him a friend but somethin to hold onto wwhen the lights go out nah u wwere his lighthouse like u are mine you light the wway but he doesn't cling to u wwith his problems he clings to cho and YOU fuckin knoww that and you need to stop thinkin that cho isn't fuckin wworthy or somethin of bein sals moirail an also simultaneously thinkin that u gotta measure up to chosis wwith sal are you pale for salinx? no? then you ain't gotta brackishBarracuda- Today at 8-12 AM i was once i know you remember lonelySeahorse- Today at 8-12 AM yeah and i wwas flushed for u once too its hard to stop those feelins but u just gotta grit ur teeth and go at it brackishBarracuda- Today at 8-13 AM i mean im naut anymore but yeah lonelySeahorse- Today at 8-14 AM just in case, i gotta say it stop bein fuckin envious of wwhat they got an the fact that sal is tellin cho evverythin an not u brackishBarracuda- Today at 8-15 AM i fucking hate myself for it but i cant even tell you youre fucking wrong lonelySeahorse- Today at 8-19 AM i knoww just you knoww stop it nerd <> brackishBarracuda- Today at 8-19 AM look they werent fucking worthy when i met them just to be straight with you lonelySeahorse- Today at 8-19 AM but you aint givven them the chance since u think i dont knoww that they bruised me, pushed me ovver brackishBarracuda- Today at 8-20 AM im naut done lonelySeahorse- Today at 8-20 AM aight im wwaitin tho brackishBarracuda- Today at 8-22 AM chosis wasnt shit when i met them but if i can stand back away from my own shit for two seconds theyve grown a hell of a lot they grew into it which idk is probably the point or something just cause i couldnt sea it and i can admit that to you but trying to say that to anybody else pisses me off ive got problems the point im making is that they arent a bad kid and clearly they take decent fuckin care a sally an sal them i was just idk i reely dont like thinking aboat this lonelySeahorse- Today at 8-26 AM yeah wwhale suck it up and talk to me about it ZZ3B\ brackishBarracuda- Today at 8-27 AM ive p much made my point theyre betta than they were and im recognizing that ive known that for a while lonelySeahorse- Today at 8-27 AM but u still assumed they wwere the one wwho hurt aya brackishBarracuda- Today at 8-28 AM when i got there there was all of two people and i knew it was sal i jumped to a conclusion an it was the wrong one lonelySeahorse- Today at 8-29 AM yeah but u wwere alwwavves more heart than head brackishBarracuda- Today at 8-30 AM yeah for betta oar worse lonelySeahorse- Today at 8-31 AM this just happens to be one a the wworse ... you'll be okay and so wwill sal, and so wwill cho, and so wwill vvis, and aya too it just takes time an lovve an determination don't givve up on them aight? lovve u <> brackishBarracuda- Today at 8-32 AM i love you too <> just so fucking much clams lonelySeahorse- Today at 8-32 AM ZZ3B* brackishBarracuda- Today at 8-33 AM i couldnt tell you if i tried you are my rock you know no pedestal no rope no lighthouse lonelySeahorse- Today at 8-37 AM yeah i do brackishBarracuda- Today at 8-37 AM youre my rock lonelySeahorse- Today at 8-37 AM ur my rock and my lighthouse brackishBarracuda- Today at 8-37 AM where i build home lonelySeahorse- Today at 8-37 AM ur my evverythin ... what are u gonna do brackishBarracuda - Today at 8:41 AM whatever i have to lonelySeahorse- Today at 8:42 AM yeah? brackishBarracuda - Today at 8:46 AM as fuckin always lonelySeahorse - Today at 8:47 AM come on more than that brackishBarracuda- Today at 8:49 AM i dont know clams but im naut givin up lonelySeahorse- Today at 8:49 AM good <> brackishBarracuda - Today at 8:50 AM <>
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infamously-winking · 5 years
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Rules: Answer 21 questions, then tag 21 people you want to get to know better.
I was tagged by @oxycontln​, sorry I have taken so long to write this
Nickname: Snarbie, Ari, R, Scout
Zodiac: Pisces
Height: 5′7″
Last Thing Searched: what hs aspect Skylla Koriga was
Favorite Musicians: Imagine Dragons, Mystery Skulls, Daft Punk, Chvrches, The Garden, Bastille, Panic!, Idk,,, probably some others I’m very bad at remember musicians, it’s why I listen to music through Pandora Radio
Song Stuck in Head: probably a song by James Roach..
If you had a time machine, would you go back in time or visit the future?: Depends, what type of time travel are we talking about? Simple linear? Or does making changes in the past cause a splintering effect? Because like, I just wanna see the Library of Alexandria but I know I'd stick out cause something weird
Do I Get Asks: oh no, none. What would someone even want to ask me on any of my blogs?
Following: 774, I have no clue what most them are at this point, hopefully good content?
Would you rather be rich or famous?: Rich, being famous seems to drive people literally mad
Amount of Sleep: Either 3 hours or 12-14, I don’t make the rules. The nights I get 7-8 I feel like my body is gunna play a laugh track when I hope that it becomes regular.
Lucky Number: 22, 11:11
What I’m Wearing: faded skinny jean, blue baseball t, batman seatbelt belt, and purple/blue flannel
Dream Job: I really hope I can work on A.I. one day and actually contribute to the growth and ethics of the field. Maybe dabble in art on the side and finally draw a small webcomic like I’ve always wanted to
Dream Trip: Probably visit Canada more thoroughly, knowing my dad was born there and that my grandparents grew up there makes wish I could visit 
If you were an animal, what would you be? I like to say either a cat or rodent, but all my friends tell me I’m an owl
Favorite Food: rice, any kind of it, cooked anyway. I’m not picky I just really love this beautiful grain
What are some of your favorite books/films/shows/games/etc?:
favorite literature: Probably 1984, Scythe, Nervous Conditions, Homestuck & Hiveswap, I love to read but I’m also dyslexic my I can’t say my selection pool is too large, there are more I want to mention but my brain has decided to hide all the titles
favorite shows: Basically every popular cartoon; SU, Miraculous Ladybug, Hilda, She-ra, Trollhunters, 3Below, etc because I’m sad and need some optimism. Queer Eye, The Good Place, Good Omens, I’m just going through my recently watched list at this point though.
favorite games: proabably LoZ Breath of the Wild, other Zelda games are chill but this ones extra dope. The Pokemon games always steal my heart. The Fire Emblem series is also p good
Play Any Instruments: I wish
Languages: Just English
Describe Yourself as Aesthetics: completely cringe yet oddly endearing, having your walls filled with posters of your favorite things, over indulging for the hell of the moment, the inspiration you get when your friends start egging you on, big fluffy clouds against a cartoonishly blue sky, the one childish bracelet you’ve worn for years and refuse to take off, the midaugust halloween hype, the mid 70′s breeze on a late summer evening through a california valley, that one item you lose for months at time only to find it like nothing happened to it, having your bedroom window face west, a cluttered desk with programming books and art supplies, falling asleep to escape to your dreams, a nest made of pillows
i tag: @plot-twist-im-gay @sanctumofwaluigi @loadingboy @golly-that-beat-is-dandy @dreamsicccle @kissyemoji @xasannni @husband-in-law
sorry I don’t have more to tag I just don’t have many mutuals/people who seem to like the stuff I rapidly reblog into their faces. I hope I didn’t bug you all too much with this, but it was fun to type out aesthetics; I’ve never done it* ^^
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musashi · 7 years
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1, 2 (specifically would u use any names from pkmn?), 5 (other than the guy you talk about, Ven? jw who else), 11, 12, 13, 15 (for a bonus, dscrib your anti instead. everything you aren't), 20, 22 (real or just ideal), 28, 29 & 30 (both non pkmn), 33, 36, 37 (non pkmn), 40, 42, 43, 46, 47, 48, 49, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56 (& least, and why, like taste, texture, fun of eating, etc), 57 (that's not cats, dogs or typical house pets), 60- do u prefer if ppl specify questions like this or just send the #s
1. selfie
/tagged/selfie
2. what would you name your future kids?
prooobably not intentionally but the thing is.......... every single name ever has been the name of a pokemon cotd, so it’d probably happen. tho now that i think about it, ash is a good name for a kid. its v gender neutral.
for the longest time i’ve actually wanted to name my kids after loz characters, mostly. lmao. and for a REALLY long time i wanted to name my kid lea (it’s a reference not only to a kh character but also to my grandma and my sister, two ppl i lov a lot) but i can’t rly do that anymore due to. complications.
5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?
i assume we’re not including fictional characters here so....... my siblings, tbh? like i wake up and if amber is home she’s immediately like CAN WE WATCH POKEMON and she’s so fucking stoked about it, it always gets me.
not to mentioned we just had a week where every single one of them stood up to defend me against people who have been harrassing me since i was a sophomore in high school and that was.... kind of a big deal like? people don’t defend me. they get this idea in their head that i can defend myself and i don’t need anyone. which i guess is true on a literal level but. that doesn’t mean it doesn’t get lonely. idk i’m just really lucky to have them and that they see me for who i am and validate that. whenever i feel like shit or like a selfish abusive monster they’re always there to tell me that i’m their hero and i don’t really know how to show my gratitude for that.
11. are you listening to music right now?
nah
12. what is something you want right now?
idk pizza
13. how do you feel right now?
tired and cold and my shirt is inside out cause i put it on in the dark while i was listening to sandsverse audio posts 
15. personality description
sorry but i have?? no sense of identity so i can’t do this one. or the antithesis. like idk if i have a personality you might be able to see it but i have a personality disorder so like. when i try to think of what makes me me i just see nothing. sorry.
20. what is your favourite song at the moment?
ohhhh god lmao. uh. idk all i can really bear to listen to at the moment is pokeani music ^^;
22. description of crush.
i literally don’t know what crushes even feel like, im lowkey in love with everyone who pays attention to me. my ideal crush is like... blonde, green eyes, kinda shy, likes to listen to me ramble about what the fuck ever im into, will binge watch tv shows with me without getting tired, lets me dye their hair, doesn’t mind that i’m fucking crazy, has kintypes that i can ship with my own.
28. i’ll love you if…
see above? but i mean if you let me infodump and ESPECIALLY if you ask questions while i’m infodumping i’ll probably fall a little in love with you.
29. favourite film(s)
fight club lol, answered this one last night.
30. favourite tv show(s)
i don’t watch anything else sorry. can’t really handle it.
36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?
i don’t really have any dreams lol just depression. all i want is to work a boring office job like a temp, mostly. and then come home to my apartment where i live with good friends and there’s anime convention prints all over the walls and we have nerdy video game pint glasses and make good pizza and i have a cat. and i just do that until i die.
37. favourite actor/actress
uhhh if im not allowed to do pokemon then i guess tj miller lol
40. favourite memory
have too many. my memory is photographic and i can remember pretty much every moment of my life up to now in vivid detail. give me a year and i can give u a fave memory from it but this is way too broad.
42. favourite book(s)
warm bodies
43. favourite song ever
chandelier by sia
46. what my last text message says
“im at the little bench area where u at”
47. turn ons
idk. i never know what this question means like. physical characteristics u find hot? or straight up kinks. lmao.
48. turn offs
see above
49. where i want to be right now
i mean i like where i am (vens house) but i also miss my cat a lot and want to pet him
54. something thats worrying me at the moment
i am deadass broke and am not gonna be able to find a job in time for con and only one person has commissioned me (:
55. tumblr friends
i have. a lot of those.
56. favourite food(s)
pizza, least favourite foods really doesn’t apply because i have SED, all foods i can’t eat instill the same sense of disgust within me, and that list is staggering.
60.do u prefer if ppl specify questions like this or just send the #s
specifications are nice because the questions on these memes are usually so vague and idk how to answer them. but most people don’t wanna do that so mostly i just... want questions at all. i dont get a lot of asks and it’s lonely.
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flossibelle · 6 years
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This was supposed to be about how bad I procrastinate. It turned into a love letter to LoZ. A whole lot happened here.
Y'all wanna know my true procrastination level? Around the time the 3DS came out, I traded in my old ds so I could pay for the 3d one. That day, I bought two of my three 3D games: Monkeyball, which is basically just tilting the DS to roll a monkey through a course, and LoZ: OoT. Ocarina soon became my favorite game ever, going over everything I'd ever played before. I got so goddamn attached to that game. I played it to my heart's content for months. You're probably looking at that like, "Maya, how the hell did it take you MONTHS to finish that game?!?!" Well the answer is, it didn't take me months. It took me years. I played through Dodongos cavern insanely fast, realized the game would be over really quick if I kept playing at that rate, and just gave myself up to side quests. I traded masks, did the thing with the chickens, all of that nonsense. For three years, I basically did nothing all for the sake of drawing the game out. I think I became an adult so I could do the adult side quests somewhere during that time, but I advanced very little. After that, I put the game down for a bit. A bit being like half a year. Finally, I picked up the game and decided to finish it. It took me like a month or two, but I finally beat the damn game. I got to the ending, defeated Ganon, gave back the ocarina, and watched the credits roll as the characters danced. I had never been so empty. That game had been with me for so long, and now I was just done? I mean, there's master quest (which I still haven't finished), but it's not the same. It was over. It was done. To give an example of how much I loved (and still love) that game, one time I was playing at a baseball game. I clicked on my save file, tried to hit the continue button... And hit the delete button instead. I was at the forest temple. I just stared at my screen in horror before before bawling my eyes out for like an hour. I didn't open my Ds for days after that. I went through every stage of grief. I eventually decided to start over. I opened my DS, loaded the game and went to create my new file... When I saw there were already three files. My file was there. You don't know how happy I was. Apparently, you have to save the game after you delete an account or it won't stay gone. Either that or God took pity on me. If I hadn't been so sad, I would have made a new game and completely erased my old file. Small mercies. Anyways, I basically felt like I had lost my kid. I was sad, but I knew it was time for the game to finish, for it had completed it's purpose. That damn game changed me as a person. I can't thank it enough. I haven't gone back and finished master quest because I think im not supposed to go back. I learned what I did from the game. What else is there? Funny thing, though; I stopped master quest at Dodongos cavern. Maybe time just has to repeat itself. I bought Majora's mask to see if it was as good as Ocarina, and it is I think, but it'll never hold the same place in my heart. I really went off topic here, huh? Whoops. Anyways...
TL;DR: I procrastinated Ocarina of Time for 5 years, and then went on a rant. I'm sorry.
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