why does he have his shirt unbuttoned like he’s got fat tits
Because he's a slut. Next question.
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i think it’s funny that death is, technically speaking, the only other person “present” with lucheni as he tells the story. everyone else is just a shadow, an illustration that lucheni is painting. but death is there, too. he shows up in the prologue. but he’s silent, he doesn’t offer commentary (aside from his solo in the opening number) and just plays his role. and i think that’s very funny of him.
luigi’s undoubtedly an unreliable narrator but death does NOT speak up to confirm or deny ANYTHING lucheni’s saying. either death’s had to do this song and dance a few time before an is INCREDIBLY bored with it and doesn’t feel like putting in more effort than he has to, or he’s bored and playing along for the lolz and just nodding his head in agreement. lucheni could say ‘and then elisabeth fought attila the hun’ and death would just be like ‘yep. that happened. what do you mean he died 1400 years prior. he was there i saw him.’
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need to draw a fat bitch like my life depends on it
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spn is so funny because they got the most dysfunctional guys ever and said that the worlds fate is in their hands like could they really not find any other guy(s)
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every day i regress more into a teenage boy
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the difference between me and my sister is that her first tattoo was something very simple and dare i say generic and the one i have planned is also very simple but it is also some nerd shit that my beloved darling sister is definitely going to make fun of me for
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R.O.B’s inclusion in the super smash bros franchise is extremely funny because you have this roster of some of the most iconic characters from any video game and then you get this one guy who was literally just a toy accessory for the nes that had two obscure games that only existed as a marketing strategy also they gave him the saddest story ever in subspace emissary
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idk if this is accurate but i’ve felt like in previous seasons riz & gorgug have been one of the inter-bad kids dynamics we’ve seen the least of & this season has been so great in that aspect. gorgug having helped make some of riz’s magic gear. riz helping gorgug with his studies. the shared birthday party. gorgug’s gift to riz being something he himself made to protect riz. riz’s gift to gorgug being something he illegally grabbed to protect gorgug. gorgug who utilizes rage to put his body on the line for his friends & riz who will take deep levels of mental stress for his friends. even though it was within the context of a joke, riz calling gorgug an “absolute sweetie.” like yea they might not be in a band together or both part of a presidential campaign team or owlbears teammates, but they’d go to war for each other, because they’re best friends.
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ryan, on his show, which he created and produced, and presumably came up with the guidelines of: and i am going to be FORCED to go inside the spooky haunted building by myself AGAINST MY WILL
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I love Devil May Cry because you start out with Dante and you're like "wow this guy's an idiot. surely his brother isn't nearly as dumb as him" and then it turns out that Vergil is infinitely more stupid
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i think self shippers should be nicer to themselves. seeing people call themselves weird or cringy or embarrassing is like NO!! NOT AT ALL!! i am giving you a hug actually. and a slice of cake
BANNER DESCRIBED IN ALT. TEXT
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i know that we've all joked that sollux wears those zip-off cargo pants/shorts but we need to talk about jade wearing a cargo skirt. fashion abomination which is why its perfect for her.
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