#I still lisp

[the-story-goblin]

Its fucking incredibly how often i think about the day I wore good fake vampire teeth and lisped so fucking hard.

Conclusion: all vampires sound like me in third grade and spit everywhere. They cannot talk sexily. It's fucking impossible. They are the masters of lisping and going to speech therapy.

#twilight is a lie #vampire #lisp #cosplay struggles #cosplay #fake teeth #I still lisp #i bit my tongue so much #my real name starts with an S i suffered great harm when i intruduced myself. #ya cant be taken seriously when you sound like sid from ice age #think of that next time you watch twilight. they talk like sid. #i will die on this hill

[creatingchimera]

* injects my favorite nicktoon into @nicktoonsunite 's timeskip au because she was excluded from the games to spite ME SPECIFICALLY*

edit: colored the initial sketches and added some happy-centric new ones :)

#btw its unclear here but she still has a lisp + missing front teeth #she just wears a set of partial dentures #also it was never made like clear if the mighty b was a real thing or not but considering things like unicorns and time travel are real #in that universe i wouldn't be surprised if it was #anyway #nicktoons unite #the mighty b #fairly oddparents #danny phantom #spongebob squarepants #el tigre

[basilpaste]

Of Stitches In Sequence Act 6 - You won't leave them alone like this.

twohat fight sifs sprites are all actually pretty similar? their buff sprite is the same as their neutral one. but i gave isa a little smile. as a treat.

his whimsy.... the light in his eyes....... returned.

#in stars and time #in stars and time spoilers #isat #isat spoilers #isat fanart #sprite edit #isat sprite edit #isabeau isat #of stitches in sequence #basil paints #im still not 100% sold on how i mimic the overlay of the damage sprites but. this is good enough. #also the downed sprite for twohats is identical to the low health sprite so i just. #didnt bother doing one here </3 #notice the little lift in his mouth!!! it is very important. physical change. #i imagine it gives him a slight lisp. at least while hes trying to get used to it.

[17yearcicada]

feel free to let me know if multiple apply to you :o also if it wasn't clear these are all facts about me lol

#yeah these are fun idk 👍 also im bored lol. #polls #hyperspecific poll #i actually don't know if i still have a lisp? i can't hear it but other people have pointed it out to me #shrugs. #.txt

[coquelicoq]

"youth doesn't rhyme with mouth" it could if you weren't a coward

#or if you were REALLY brave you could pronounce mouth like you were lisping the word moose and pronounce youth like yowth #just switch those vowels. vowel swap! #this will not increase the number of limericks you can write (for some reason that is my baseline for word pronunciation) #but it would still be very fun i think!! #meanwhile i'm still trying to get 'touché but it rhymes with ouchie' to take off. for some mysterious reason i haven't had much luck so far #fun with pronunciation #pronouncing things like other things #my posts

[doctorhoe]

good trope: the (future) love interest has a special nickname for the main character, which showcases the uniqueness of their relationship

even better trope: everyone calls the main character a certain nickname except for the love interest, who calls them by their full name to showcase how they see them fully and love all of them

#in fact i know a couple in real life (theyre married) where one of the reasons she liked him early on was that he didnt call her by #the nickname everyone used. because she didnt even like that nickname and just went with it #meanwhile he still remembers her introducing herself with her full name (and a slight lisp apparently) and thought it was perfect as it was #i honestly think we need more of that in media #because as someone who used to have a nickname i hated #i can honestly say that sometimes NOT using the nickname is better #bla.

[sincerecinnamon]

Something I noticed

There's a Stranger Things parody in the show Henry Danger, and the three main teens are parallels to Mike, Dustin, and Lucas, the main adult is Hopper, and the Mike parallel's sister (shown next to him in the photo) is the Eleven parallel.

Mike and Eleven as siblings.. with a sibling dynamic, not a romantic one...

Interesting, huh.

#byler #< target audience #may be thinking into this but idk #i just find it ironic #i don't think there's a will parallel #but still #and i decided Henry (pictured above) he is a mike parallel and not a will parallel because he is the one directly responsible for El #and one of the main kids is clesrly meant to be a dustin parallel with the wig that they make him wear and they make him make a lisp #and the other kid is black and this is a Dan Schneider show so I feel like #he'd decide that's parallel enough 😒 #and there's also a steve parallel but he isn't important enough lol

[j-ellyfish]

God, I'm down so freaking bad for Austria's Japanese voice you have no idea// 🙈

#sorry but Sasanuma makes him sound so fucking hot it just makes me twice as mad #whenever I hear him in English - and one portion of my anger at the dub is already quite a bit of anger :)) #like oh my god the way he makes him talk?? the raw emotions bottled up in his voice?? How Austria occasionally lashes out and his voice get #a bit more aggressive but still with that sliiight self-constraint?? #that freaking super light rounded lisp??? that “hn” sound he sometimes lets out??? THE WAY HE CHUCKLES LIGHTLY LIKE IN GAKUEN HETALIA???? #like there are other seiyuus I enjoy very much but OH MY GOD THE WAY HE VOICES AUSTRIA I'M SO WEAKKK 💕💕💕 #listen his voice is just perfect for the role it's just PERFECT OKAY #also the infamous pruaus fanmade audio which led me to investigate further and huhhh #ye Austria's moans are lovely too//// #wfsnish #ary spoke #aph austria

[agere-ena]

I like the thought of little Ena having one of those boxes of like, 250 crayons. Despite so many of them being really similar to each other, she's really picky about finding the exact one she really wants

She asks her CG to help her find "the pinkish-red crayon", they find one that fits that description and hand it to her, only for her to give them the most exasperated look, saying "This is obviously reddish-pink!"

Her CG has to try so hard not to giggle when she gets like this, tutting and shaking her head as she continues to rifle through the crayon box. "I gotta do everything myself around here..." she says, but her little baby voice makes it sound incredibly silly

#i personally think she has quite a baby lisp for a regressor her age #she's like 3-5 but still can't really pronounce L and R

[widevibratobitch]

yeah sex is cool but have you ever taken a nap in the early afternoon while cuddling with your cat with your favourite true crime podcast playing softly in the background and woken up when its still light outside?

#granted. i only listen to this one specific true crime podcast because the lady has such a calming voice and way of speaking #(and some sort of light lisp that makes her talking quasi asmr-ish to me) #and i only ever listen to the disappearances podcasts cause believe it or not km not really a fan of actual real life gruesome murders :) #and anyway im usually asleep 5 minutes into the podcast anyway i just need someone talking in the background when im falling asleep #so it could really be any podcast at all but i still havent found anyone whose talking would lull me to sleep quite like that woman's #so true crime podcast it is 🫠 #but anyway. i miss being sick like last week. it sucked in general but being able to just take naps like that was amazing. #thats what true happiness feels like to me #also i love my cat so much it hurts. have i mentioned that i love my cat? im obsessed with her.

[delta-piscium]

and what if I wrote disaster cringe fail vampire Eddie? what then?

#I love hot suave vampire Eddie but I don’t know if I can do that if I’m honest but what I can absolutely do is him stumbling through it #Eddie biting in the wrong spot and barely getting any blood or being too scared to bite anyone because what if he gets any major arteries?? #my guy has the adhd and autism thing of not recognizing your body signals and forgets to drink blood and looses his mind #depending on vampire lore just shrivels up or looses his humanity idk and Steve is there like ‘goddamn it Munson again?’ #every time he would have put hair infront of his face he turns into a bat instead #has no control over his fangs and will have the most awful lisp speaking around them bc they’re just out for whatever reason #he still fucks though like I need to make that clear he’s a loser but he will pin Steve down at any given time and the vampire strength #does help #stranger things #eddie munson #dels stranger things thoughts #my post

[i-hear-a-sound]

ppl who judge ppl’s “goodness” as a person based off only things like how they look. how they talk. etc. they’re Daph Enemy number One

#I’ll judge a bitch based on whether or not they are actively awful to me! #not because they have acne have like a lisp have a monotone voice or god fucking forbidden STUTTER FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME #it’s not just ableist it’s just fucking mean!!!!!!! it’s mean as shit stop that bs #and hell I still tell myself to work on this shit. I may have Tourette’s and do a LOT of this shit (i struggle with articulation a FUCK TON #that doesn’t mean I still don’t have some frankly ableist ideas that I need to shove the fuck out of my head!! #and even then im proud of myself for at least ACKNOWLEDGING THAT. some ppl do it blatantly and don’t give a fucking shit #also this extends to those who call anyone they don’t like narcissists. sociopaths. ur so ableist you don’t even know it. goomba stomp!

[caffeinatedopossum]

Skgjfh so many people have told me my voice is cute and/or androgynous that I'm kinda starting to believe it

#still insecure about my lisp though :c #should... should i do a voice reveal

[thedreadvampy]

Just listened back to a drunk voice note I sent Kofi on Saturday and holy shit you guys nobody told me how bad I lisp when I'm drunk

Literally most of the time the remnants of my childhood lisp are like. a slight softness/buzz on sibilant sounds. In this message it's a full on eth. "That thoundth nithe." there's even like. emphasis on the eth. I sound like a cartoon character. Don't get me wrong it's adorable. wild though. I literally didn't even notice when I was recording it that I was stumbling on the sibilances.

All I can thay is I'm thoooooo lucky that I'm the twin they gave a name containing an eth, not the twin they gave a name beginning with S. "Ruth" is a blessing to a child with a pronounced lisp. "Lisp", by the way, is not.

#red said #hi my name is ruth thedreadvampy and it took me over a decade to learn to speak while keeping my tongue off the back of my teeth #i remember finding it SO FRUSTRATING as a kid. i never had speech therapy cause it was never like. unintelligible. just noticeable. #but i hated it so much i was so embarrassed by it and mum and my siblings would be like JUST KEEP YOUR TONGUE CLEAR OF YOUR TEETH #and i was like I CAN'T THATTH IMPOTHIBLE!!!! WHERE IS IT MEANT TO GO WHERE IT ITHNT CONTACTING MY TEETH???? #anyway i largely lost the list by secondary school but it still pops up if I'm drunk or tired or talking too fast #which implies it still requires An Amount of attention to get an S sound out I've just successfully sublimated it #but hahaha it's SO exaggerated in this voice clip i cannot BELIEVE I was fully unaware of it #also. I've just realised. i was this precocious little girl with big round glasses freckles pigtails and an adorable lisp #i was a fucking sitcom child. help. adorably toddling up to adults and telling them solemnly in a soft lisp about emotional health #recontextualising all my memories of interactions as a child around the fact that i was literally the goddamn #schmaltzy Hollywood sentimental image of idealised childhood. you know uhhhh what's her name? in Matilda? the blonde girl with pigtails? #'my mommy says they're cute'? THAT fuckin kinda voice and demeanour and also you are my teacher and I'm 4 and i keep correcting your maths #unbearable.

[badolmen]

haha stoooooop assigning body differences and disabilities that you classify as ‘ugly’ or ‘inadequate’ to people with horrific ideologies lolll like seriously stop 😳

#ra speaks #personal #disability #actuallydisabled #fatphobia #associating qualities that you have subconsciously or otherwise assigned as ‘ugly’ physical attributes with ‘ugly’ ideologies like hun #you are two steps to the left of eugenics and bioessentialism #not only are you showing that you don’t actually believe in any body positivity or anti-ableism movements #you’re also playing into their game of subjective standards of appearance equating to ideologies and intelligence like I am going to bite u #the ball is in your court and you’re still playing their fucking game when you can just punt them instead #oh I bet this Nazi has a small dick oh this terf definitely has acne scars oh this racist has a lisp haha shut up shut up shut up shut up #sorry saw a ‘I bet [insert problematic perso] is 400 lbs and all greasy and hasn’t seen the sun in days’ and it’s like 👀 #good to know you immediately associate those harmless physical traits with bigotry #throwing this in the queue if you see this and disagree be gentle #I have the emotional constitution of a dog in an APSCA commercial

[peachyymomo]

more character design ideas hohum

#his name is reagan and you better be nice to him #no seriously he threatens to jab people's eyes out lmao #he's sorta? a revamp of a OOOOLD splatoon oc i had named stitch #he's a bug type specialist and i'm still tryna figure out his team #like kali he's a pretty strong trainer but not quite e4//champion level #he treats kali like a little sister and is pretty good friends with lacey too! #he's also hard of hearing and he has a lisp!! #he's a teddy bear of a boy but also does not take any bs from anyone lmao #pokemon oc #oc: reagan