#i bit my tongue so much

[the-story-goblin]

Its fucking incredibly how often i think about the day I wore good fake vampire teeth and lisped so fucking hard.

Conclusion: all vampires sound like me in third grade and spit everywhere. They cannot talk sexily. It's fucking impossible. They are the masters of lisping and going to speech therapy.

#twilight is a lie #vampire #lisp #cosplay struggles #cosplay #fake teeth #I still lisp #i bit my tongue so much #my real name starts with an S i suffered great harm when i intruduced myself. #ya cant be taken seriously when you sound like sid from ice age #think of that next time you watch twilight. they talk like sid. #i will die on this hill

[icewindandboringhorror]

#cats #outing myself once again as someone whos not attune whatsoever to human culture but - in all honesty I do not know #what 'psspsspss' means despite loving cats my entire life hghj.. I've just seen people online describe that as how you call a cat #but I have never in my life witnessed someone call a cat by making that noise or made that noise myself. I can't even think of an example o #it so I genuinely don't even know what that's supposed to be but. Included because I've seen it so much it must be something to someone #even when I was a kid I pretty much always just meowed to cats and tried to sound exactly like them or whatever meow I associated with them #obviously not literally saying “ME OW” but doing an actual cat meow. often times a kind of 'prrrow' sort of noise where you trill your tong #ue then lead into a softer vocal tone .. maybe like 'mrrrrauh' or something? Or sometimes just a trilling chirp immitating the #cat's ''mrrrrp'' they do sometimes. I used to mimic small kittens to get the attention of cats #with their like very high pitches squeky whine with a little bit of air out the nostrils at the end to imitate the sound of them having #tiny lungs that don't hold much air so with a long loud 'mew' it's sometimes a little strained near the end #Though usually I just imitate the cat that I'm around at the time. Sometimes I have done kind of a combination kissy lip sort of noise #tongue clicking. almost like tapping on the back of your front teeth with your tongue and sucking in. almost makes kind of a squirrel noise #ANYWAY... curiouse....

[panmostuck]

had to edit this because I SOMEHOW FORGOT DEAR, SWEET, PRECIOUS HELLA JEFF!

i'm really bad at drawing people kissing so i was frantically looking for reference images.

here's a beautiful collage of the state of my search history in the aftermath with a special request:

#homestuck #dirkjohn #johndirk #dirk strider #john egbert #fanart #john just kinda squishes his lips against dirk's while dirk uses so much tongue he covers john's chin in spit #this is my vision #they're whittling away at my sanity a little bit each day #i feel like a MONSTER for forgetting hella jeff for the record

[sysig]

i want to go on a big and elaborate date with papyrus SPECIFICALLY bc of the way u draw him bc he’s so bbg cutie patootie

PapyrACE 💚💜 Happy Valentine's Day!

#DDoodles #UT #Papyrus #AroAce Papyrus Supremacy #Lol #I'm actually really delighted to see how much aroace positivity there is around the skelebros :D #I was a little on the worried side since y'know - Sans especially. I've been in the fandom for a while lol I'm Aware #But genuinely there's so much lovely energy towards the bros being aroace which I - unsurprisingly - am very inclined towards lol #Me constantly: And you're ace! And you're ace! And you're ace! Ace for everybody! #I'm tongue-in-cheek about my Projecting Constantly lol but I do try to base my headcanons on The Actual Text haha #I think Papyrus is kind of a no-brainer lol he literally turns you down if you go on a date with him that's pretty textual #And you have the option to completely avoid going on a date with him and he still clarifies platonic affection! #I like him very much haha <3 #As for Sans I know some of it stems from my Handplates filter lol - their codependency points to an interesting interplay with romance #I'll start thinking about the Vargas Dating Sim again if I keep on that train of thought tho lol #But to me it feels more than just ''He's too busy'' or w/e - Feels Different #It's all speculation anyway haha - I'm glad you like how I draw Papyrus! :D He's the sweetest boy and I love him!! #Wanted to try something a bit Extra hehe ♪ I keep wanting to make animatics and the like! #Storyboards - animations if I can swing them lol - but I'm very impatient :P And perfectionistic >.> #So have something a bit more sloppy and silly :) It's good practice for me! #All told it wasn't too bad! :D I had fun making it and I'm fairly pleased ♪ #Hope you enjoy hehe <3 Happy Valen's! :D

[thejasontoddarchives]

There’s a general consensus that above all else Jason should be homicidal again. However I think what’s also very important is that he should be a fucking hoot.

There’s nothing not funny about this entire bit.

1. He couldn’t give less of a shit about explaining that he’s single-handedly trying to stop a terrorist attack. Obviously cause he’s short on time, but even if he had all the time in the world he would still be this indifferent towards explaining himself to cops.

2. This bomb is seconds away from exploding but he’s at most mildly annoyed like he’s in the office doing some menial task.

3. The perfectly timed British jokes.

4. Circling back to number 1 on the list. After he throws the bomb into the water he just dips. For all they know he’s the (weird) terrorist. (But as long as everyone’s okay he doesn’t care! The beauty of Jason Todd everybody).

This one is funny (but it’s also true)? Like yes … that is exactly what you are. (A sweet, kind-hearted goodboy learning how to effectively poison people, shoot guns, and blow shit up with all manner of explosives like a certified pro).

Bonus:

Red Hood: The Lost Days #5 (2010-)

Red Hood: The Lost Days #4 (2010-)

“Not so irritating for an American” is a far more impressive title than “genius” if you ask me. Although I think Jason balances both pretty well.

#lost days was actually a comedy it gets funnier every time I reread it #look I know in recent days he’s become more serious/glum as a character #he’s sorta detached from people and situations and he seems to have lost his spunk #and my mind is zoning in on Zdarsky. him feeling immense guilt and burden over people he kills. #which like. even Matt Murdock fans said Zdarsky leaned a bit too heavily into Catholic guilt lol #Jason should be like this again #boiling inside him is untamed rage and pain and hurt but the jokes keep rolling off his tongue in an endless stream #just as playful with his words as he is with his bombs and takeover plans #from moments like the bomb under the bridge or even just the 'nice boy' comment #you see just how much he not only doesn’t care about being labelled a hero for his actions but how he actively detests it even #it’s one of the things that makes him so endearing to me like: look at this humble kind kid who loves and cares for the world immeasurably #(even after all he’s suffered from it) #but refuses to ever take credit for it #jason todd #red hood #red hood: the lost days #lost days #dc

[thedrotter]

hello gamers i was compelled today to post some rekinder doodles i had around for a while and made today ... I WILL BE POSTING MORE PROPER ART OF IT ONCE IM DONE WITH WORK!! :33

#re:kinder #fanart #yuuichi mizuoka #shunsuke takano #chie re:kinder #theres yuuichis mom #mami re:kinder #AND MORE IM LAZY TO TAG #i was compelled to draw joker paint yuuichi a bit ago because of this repost i saw once of someone calling him joker for gay people at 8 #THE BLACK CAT WINK THING WAS BECAUSE I FIND IT INSANELY FUNNY THAT IT MAKSS CHARACTERS GLOOMY IM SORRYY #dark stare??? yeahh getting a nasty look will get you gloomy . stick out tongue. well that is a great offense when youre a kid so yea it too #BUT A WINK😭😭😭😭 THATS SO FUNNY DOES IT DISTURB EM SO MUCH TO SEE HIM WINK TJATS SO FUNNYYY #o yea i just wanna give a shoutout to the person wjo drew rekinder fanart today for inspriign me to post this #I HAD FORGOTTEN I HAD THESE DOODLE IDEAS CUZ OF WORK AND MY HEALTH #but now i feel good enougj to post em!!!!!! #i will post somrthing more proper soon once im done with work cuz i cant really multitask with my health rn BUT I LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!! #the second i graduated things been wild im a bit overwhelmed gimme a second will ya :333

[ghostlymarkings]

i wish i could ride someone's face right now. grinding my wet sloppy pussy against their tongue. feeling their nails dig into my thighs as they start losing the ability to breath. i don't care, i'll grind down harder as i chase that high that i so desperately crave

#nsft #bi nsft #switch nsft #sudden bit of dominance but not really probably #i just want to use someones tongue like a toy made for my pleasure #is that so much to ask #queer nsft #faceriding

[maliciousalice]

mambo no 5

#threshold au #janeway #Joey Jr is a little bit of an emotional eater but Peppa doesn't mind so much #HEY HOPE YOU DON'T MIND A LITTLE BIT OF A TONGUE FALLING OUT ACTION HEHE #I love the grotesque idea of janeway transforming heheh and going through the horrors tom went through ALONE #had mad artblock recently idk i hope you're not all sick of my scribbles #art #my art #kathryn janeway

[lhrry]

harry styles really wrote an album about long-term relationship which is overflowing with love in all its diverse forms, with domesticity, with assurance, with softness, and with profound emotions including a declaration of the deepest lifelong love, steady through the good and the bad, always choosing to keep going (driving), he really did that

#first of all from the pov of me ten years ago.. wild #also now these tags are going to be a bit of an emotional rollercoaster read at your own risk #but GOD this album does things to me making me feel so much and reminding me that art is what I want to do in life nothing else #even reading other’s reactions and stuff (and I experience this a lot with seeing people’s reactions to music #movies or literature #just in general when something excites people #I want to do that for people make them feel something and feel good and entertained and i feel i really understand harry on that level ahah #anyway it’s just so important to me to be able to create something that awakes feeling and thoughts and Harry’s house is such a perfect #example of that I am so in love with the album #and as someone whose mother tongue is not English although I now consider it my first language in a weird way #I’m getting two pieces of prose published in American journals soon and !!!! I truly cannot believe that and #this is leading absolutely nowhere #but the album is really making me thing about what I want to do in life and it’s this #might write a song or two next time I write ahaha

[isame-allen]

Just wanna say that Barry price is my life 🫶🫶

(Tw: slight dry blood)

Oh and Isaac

I forgot he existed sometimes

#ibvs #isaac beamer #isaacballz #the last three was me acting like a stalker if you can’t tell #I’ve drew him so much he’s gotten into my muscle memory #fun fact: I bit my tongue to get the blood sample #it was not fun

[jeysuso]

The return of the Firefly FunHouse ft. LA Knight - WWE Friday Night Smackdown, 20th January 2023.

#bray wyatt #braywyattedit #wweedit #wrestling gifs #friday night smackdown #la knight #windham rotunda #shaun ricker #wwe friday night smackdown #wwe smackdown #firefly funhouse #listen i lost my fucking mind #triple h saw vince coming back and was like i'm gonna fuck it ALL up #rey mysterio saying bullshit last week #paul heyman saying pissing twice this week AND a creepy puppet doll telling a rabbit puppet to shut the fuck up? comedy gold #i'm so excited for their rumble match #also love bray wyatt #very very much #i missed out the bit before the yeah! with the rabbit cause idk what that bitch said #speaking in tongues or some shit idk #mine*

[camels-pen]

(i haven't read Whole Cake in a while, and i never really watched it, so bear with me)

I'd love to write a fic with Usopp on Whole Cake. it'd be sooo fucking long and i'd need to refresh myself on the entire arc, but god i'd probably be so satisfied when it's done. specifically for having brought a single moment in my head to life, but we'll get to that.

On Zou, he insists to be taken along on the Sanji rescue team and has worked himself up with a whole bunch of very good reasons as to why he should go there instead of helping in Wano, but of course Luffy just immediately accepts with a "yeah sure"

With Whole Cake, I think he'd be flipping between having fun as part of the idiot trio/quartet (Luffy, Chopper, Carrot), and being terrified with Nami. There wouldn't be that many differences in the arc as a whole, though; some things would be easier/better and some things would be worse- I don't necessarily think Usopp's presence would be overall an advantage or disadvantage, just different. Like, major events would stay mostly the same, but little details would change and maybe those little details would build to a far more drastic change-

for example, maybe one of Big Mom's kids considers themself a great sniper and wants a match with Usopp, or is motivated to work harder because Usopp is around and they want to take him out and boast about it. Maybe it means Sunny takes more damage than canon, or maybe Usopp's help means less damage to Sunny. (idk if i'd really do smth like this, but it's just an example)

skjdhf fuck i'm really not equipped to try and figure this out when i don't remember shit from Whole Cake aaaa

I do know that, despite his penchant for talking and rambling, I'd probably have Usopp be dead silent after his initial shock when Sanji fights Luffy. Everything about that is the same, except Usopp is just watching Sanji the whole time- not panicking, not moving, and not speaking. He doesn't say a word the entire time, doesn't even make a sound, and that, along with Luffy's words and Nami's begging, stick with Sanji.

(Usopp is thinking of his own fight with Luffy in Water 7, he's partially wondering if this was what it was like- if it was this painful to watch from the sidelines- and partially knowing he doesn't have to say a word, because he knew, like he knew back then, that it didn't matter what was said. It wasn't quite the same, but he could tell in the way Sanji moved, in the way he spoke and held himself, that he was putting on a front, trying to be brave in all the wrong ways. Usopp didn't say a word to Sanji because there was nothing he could say that Sanji himself didn't already know. Should've known. And his quiet, direct stare, was more than enough.)

the singular moment i really wanna write, is a scene where Sanji is apologizing for dragging them into his mess- either during the big meeting in Bege's castle or some other time- and Usopp's like "I'll do what you can't, you do what I can't, right?" and Sanji pauses, a little confused, until he remembers Enies Lobby and a stupid mask and cape and-

and tears are gathering in his eyes now, fuck, but he laughs a little. It sounds wet and his face is itchy and they're surrounded by tentative allies, but he- he laughs again and he says, "Fuck, you remembered that?"

Usopp shrugs, a little smile on his face. "They were some wise words from a wise man."

Sanji laughs a third time. "You think I'm wise?"

And they banter a little more before Bege tells them to quit it since they're on a time constraint or something. Quietly, Usopp will ask, "It-it helps. On bad days. And I figured, 'what's a worse day than this?' Ah, not that you getting married would ever be bad per se-"

"Usopp," Sanji says, looking more relaxed and settled. He smiles fondly and grabs his friend in a one armed hug, crushing him to his side. "Thanks."

And yeah, don't remember much beyond that, except the whole "hiding and then busting out of the cake" bit, which would mean Usopp in a cute little tuxedo or smth- maybe with a fedora aaaaaa <- loves fedoras- helping out with the fighting and eventually sailing with everyone to Wano.

He would be so distressed about fixing up Sunny now that the whole thing with Whole Cake is over. Maybe there'd be a gag about him promising Franky to take good care of Sunny while they were gone and being confident, after being Franky's tinkering partner and learning from him over time, that he could handle minor repair work much better than he did the first time around with Merry. And so when he finally takes in all the very-not-minor repairs he has to do, he's certain Franky is gonna strangle him for not keeping his promise. Probably also try to write in some nostalgic 'repairman Usopp' vibes from pre-Water 7.

Also something something, Sanji, wanting to do more for the crew bc he still feels guilty about Whole Cake, decides to take it upon himself to help Usopp not fall into a whole anxiety spiral about the ship. In turn, Usopp ends up helping Sanji not feel so guilty- usually by handing his own words back to him on a silver platter. And, yknow, having the two of them bonding and being buddies again like they so rarely get to be in canon nowadays qwq

#one piece #usopp #whole cake island #nemotime #that bit in bege's castle isn't exactly how it would go. just kinda. trying to get the vibe. also it's wayyy too short lol #the sanuso bit can be platonic or romantic. originally when i was gonna write out this idea a while ago i was thinking romantic with my #'they get engaged/married b4 dressrosa' au but tbh platonic works just as good #im- these guys man. i hate them so much (affectionate) #i'll get to rereading whole cake and finding a way to put him in there but for now. this. #if anyone's got other ideas im all ears #edit from like march 7: thinking about this again #maybe usopp being silent is an indicator for sanji that usopp's really fucking disappointed or shocked or w/e #but for usopp himself it's like being back in water 7. he doesn't even mean to be silent. he's got words built up on the tip of his tongue #but none of them come out. and despite sanji being Right There all he wants to do in that moment. is run. #at the very least he stays and watches the whole confrontation through. but afterwards he probably feels like shit #because he's the guy who's great with words right? he's the guy that can relate the most out of the group who went to WCI. he should be abl #to make a significant difference and help convince sanji to come home. but he feels like he failed. like he's going to lose another friend #and it's going to be all his fault. (again) #[not really. we all know merry wasn't his fault but we love old insecurities rearing their head in this house] #later he'd probably end up saying the words he wanted to say. and maybe it's better that way. that he ended up waiting #until luffy's had a proper shot at scolding sanji first. because then usopp can act as support and reinforcement. which. yknow. #a sniper's duty and all #anyway i got other shit to do so i'm cutting myself off here #wci usopp

[daddyn3xus]

Thoughts on period sex lee?

I've never done it myself but I have no qualms with it. It's definitely something that makes for a bit of extra prep and aftercare. But if it's something a partner would like to do, I'd be more than happy to do it.

#lee txt #inbox answer #I might have. a bit of an odd fascination with blood. so idk. how it would go. hjdfjjd #like i very much. like biting and breaking skin. smearing the blood around eith my tongue is. augh. #maybe i should stop talking hsjfjfjjf #im being too much of a freak. HDJFJF

[manofthepipis]

AAAAAA HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO THE BEST FANFIC EVER RAHHHH 💖💖💖

I found this fic back in December (By the way, thanks for upholding my so far 7 month Deltarune hyper fixation) so I wasn’t around in real time for the finale chapter, but oh my god. What an experience. I finished it in like two days but I remember having that thought of “Oh my god this is what I’ve been waiting for!” during those climax chapters.

Roughly 100k words later and here we are lol. (Writing that much is such an accomplishment btw I feel like that deserves it’s OWN congratulations.) Anyway, excited as always to see the next chapter!!

AAAA tyyyy have a lil dood!! :'D

no but seriously continued support makes me so happy to receive, and thanks for sticking around and reading! Im working on the next couple chapters and this fic by far has been the most fun ive ever had in a fandom. super duper glad u enjoy it means like sm ;v;!!!

#has it been a year already???? holy hades my time perception is way out the window #im so close to finishing the next chapter but the one after that im having so much fun writing and its looking a bit longer than i intended #but alas it shall be up soon #DR as a hyperfixation for me will never fade lmao #asks #fanfic #this ask made me like smile so much i went to writing immediately after seeing it thats why this response is a bit late haha #also forked tongue jevil isnt canon but it is in my mind

[flokali]

So happy for you! You decorated it really nicely too ^^

Thank you (TT) Having a room to myself after sharing one for years is so weird, it feels empty w/o my sibling cackling at 3AM but at least I get to write without feeling paranoid of someone catching me typing out some heinous shit (v_v)

The desk already got here but I can’t build it yet which is killing me but hopefully by next week !! My silly desk shall be built :’) When that day comes just know I’ll be sat and writing immediately!!

#๋࣭. hidden devotee #๋࣭ offerings #in sad new i bit my tongue really hard yesterday and now it hurts so sososo much I can’t open my mouth to yap #i also don’t know if i said this but #i have this whole year basically off lol #i still have classes but they’re way more chill and are from like 9-2 #so i have more time to write frfr #2024 is gonna be my year <- delulu

[emuwarum]

Avenday when she was a baby. The size of two praying mantises

#Emu does art #when you are seven and a half months old and not very large but by god your neck and tail started growing before anything else #she was the size of One tiny praying mantis when she hatched so. That’s a bit to grow in seven months #technically speaking her legs would have started growing a little but then the neck and tail started very fast #and maybe her wings along with the legs #at some point the wings stop growing to match her size so she can’t fly anymore #I’ve got a lot in my head about the goop creatures. Anatomy and also they grow sorta weird? #Avenday is very visibly bug like when she’s younger #and then she starts becoming like those aquatic bugs/birds I think #and then she looks more mammalish? #by the time she’s ten she’s the size of a large dog #gets to pony size by twelve? #and then a big growth spurt 13-16 #in which she starts getting longer prongs on her antenna/antlers #gets more glowspots. and gets a spikier carapace sort of #her carapace would start around 3? But only get really tough at 8 #and that would also be the time her colour patterns solidify more #when she’s past 20 she’ll start growing like a spiky fur ruff. #her tongue would be like a butterfly thing until shes 4-6 #and then it’s like a cat but much longer #So. Avenday #shes cool!